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(CNN)   "And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill"   (cnn.com) divider line 281
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2013-02-06 08:16:58 PM  
And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

i.imgur.com

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement
 
2013-02-06 08:49:36 PM  

Somacandra: And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:



to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement


Church's can't hold a candle to Popeye's, which is much too good to waste on murder victims.
 
2013-02-06 08:54:47 PM  
That Chick-fil-A place will do ANYTHING for publicity, won't they?
 
2013-02-06 08:55:29 PM  
Anybody else read that as feces?
 
2013-02-06 08:55:53 PM  
I hate religious chicken.
 
2013-02-06 08:56:06 PM  

revrendjim: Somacandra: And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement

Church's can't hold a candle to Popeye's, which is much too good to waste on murder victims.


Yeah Popeye's is better than Churches, but tonight is Wednesday and on Wednesday they have the $2 holler.
 
2013-02-06 08:58:21 PM  

UTD_Elcid: Anybody else read that as feces?


yes
 
2013-02-06 08:58:29 PM  
I think Taco Bell will be my face smear rage-snap.  It smears better first of all.  Any survivors ate Taco Bell and that's funny.
 
2013-02-06 09:00:24 PM  
At least he has chicken.
 
2013-02-06 09:00:27 PM  
Who sold this obvious stench a firearm?
 
2013-02-06 09:00:37 PM  
What the hell is wrong with people???

/He doesn't have an xbox?
//What about booze??
 
2013-02-06 09:01:20 PM  
lol, "the SPLC needs to be held accountable for saying we hate gays!"
Maybe if they change the designation to gay sex haters it will be okay. They don't hate the sinner they hate the sin or w/e
 
2013-02-06 09:01:57 PM  
I predict this thread will have a reasonable and level-headed debate.....

....aw, who am I kidding!

2.bp.blogspot.com www.diabetesmine.com

/grab a seat and a bucket!
 
2013-02-06 09:02:23 PM  
Remember kids, this guy is a main stream leftist. They all want to take our freedoms by violence if we let them. It's only by arming ourselves can we protect ourselves from these radicals.

Oh and the mass shooters that claim to be motivated by the right wing are all lone nuts that are secretly liberal.
 
2013-02-06 09:02:38 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if everyone was armed with Chick-Fil-A sandwiches.
 
2013-02-06 09:03:12 PM  

revrendjim: Somacandra: And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement

Church's can't hold a candle to Popeye's, which is much too good to waste on murder victims.


There's a lot of topics we disagree on, this is not one. Love my Popeye's spicy chicken!
 
2013-02-06 09:03:21 PM  
So because he was mad that a chain wasn't pro gay, he bought a significant amount of product from them and then tried to shoot people?


[you're not helping.jpg]
 
2013-02-06 09:03:44 PM  
So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.
 
2013-02-06 09:04:18 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

Seriously, not helping at all...
 
2013-02-06 09:04:21 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.


Gunmen, I mean.
 
2013-02-06 09:06:17 PM  
James Holmes - liberal

Newtown shooting - liberal state, mentally deranged son of a liberal

this guy - gay liberal

How come liberals are shooting everyone and trying to get peoples firearms taken away??
 
2013-02-06 09:07:16 PM  
Marine1's Law is in full effect here...
 
2013-02-06 09:07:53 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.

Gunmen, I mean.


So, if we're going to understand your statement, you mean the order of number is supposed to be stated as such;

Liberal Crazies: 1
Conservative Crazies: 497

/communication is a lost art, but easily exploitable.
 
2013-02-06 09:08:07 PM  
That is one libtard who is not clear on the concept of being a libtard.

/libtard
 
2013-02-06 09:08:36 PM  
too bad he wasn't successful.

/guns don't kill people.
 
2013-02-06 09:08:56 PM  
They started the hate. He was just taking it to a whole new level!

/and he was going to spring for lunch ... that should take a few years off his sentence.
 
2013-02-06 09:10:16 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.

Gunmen, I mean.

So, if we're going to understand your statement, you mean the order of number is supposed to be stated as such;

Liberal Crazies: 1
Conservative Crazies: 497

/communication is a lost art, but easily exploitable.


Guy who flew plane into IRS building....liberal (had communist manifesto as part of his screed.)
Guy who hacked person apart on Dutch train platform because he could not find US soldier (liberal.)
Guy who shot up discovery (liberal)

Just because you don't pay attention doesn't mean the crazies don't exist.
 
2013-02-06 09:10:16 PM  
MagicMissile: mentally deranged

Knows no party lines.
 
2013-02-06 09:10:54 PM  
The nut job was 28 and lived with his parents?

What's his FARK handle?
 
2013-02-06 09:11:17 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: too bad he wasn't successful.

/guns don't kill people.


^^^   Another libtard waiting to snap. Are you guys all ticking time bombs? Maybe FEMA camps aren't a bad idea after all..
 
2013-02-06 09:11:37 PM  
Finally a left wing shooter. Fabulous.... But everybody except mental patients (and even them) need 200 guns because CONSTITUTION AND SMALL PENIS SYNDROME AND GUBMINT!
 
2013-02-06 09:11:44 PM  

potterydove: So because he was mad that a chain wasn't pro gay, he bought a significant amount of product from them and then tried to shoot people?

[you're not helping.jpg]


I'm surprised they didn't try to tie him to Kabul Fried Chicken.

s20.postimage.org_|_img.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-06 09:12:56 PM  
I'm not in any way endorsing any part of what this guy was up to, but style points for the anti-gay chicken sandwich element in his mass shooting plan...
 
2013-02-06 09:13:35 PM  

Cobataiwan: What_do_you_want_now: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.

Gunmen, I mean.

So, if we're going to understand your statement, you mean the order of number is supposed to be stated as such;

Liberal Crazies: 1
Conservative Crazies: 497

/communication is a lost art, but easily exploitable.

Guy who flew plane into IRS building....liberal (had communist manifesto as part of his screed.)
Guy who hacked person apart on Dutch train platform because he could not find US soldier (liberal.)
Guy who shot up discovery (liberal)

Just because you don't pay attention doesn't mean the crazies don't exist.


Liberal how? Just because you happen to have the communist manifesto doesn't immediately make you a liberal. I have it next to my PC here, and to be honest I find it a good, but difficult, read. I don't agree with the entire ideal, but I can see where the author gets their evidence from.

But to the previous point, I was hopefully pointing out the fallacy of his statement, that without clear association between the [nouns] and their [value], one would have to go with order of introduction.

/popcorn!
 
2013-02-06 09:14:08 PM  

Delay: Who sold this obvious stench a firearm?


Somebody who had no obligation not to.

On the other hand, he apparently took lessons on how to use it, so he's at least one step ahead of most gun owners on the responsibility front.

Precision Boobery: Wait, he had a backpack full of guns & ammo and he bought the food from a company whose ideology he was raging against?


You'll note that out of all the accusations against him, being smart wasn't one of them.
 
2013-02-06 09:14:10 PM  

MagicMissile: Lumber Jack Off: too bad he wasn't successful.

/guns don't kill people.

^^^   Another libtard waiting to snap. Are you guys all ticking time bombs? Maybe FEMA camps aren't a bad idea after all..


Thunderpipes? Is that you?
 
2013-02-06 09:14:30 PM  
There once was a man from Nantucket

Who cried "grab a seat and a bucket"

Though his dick was not long but

His chicken-love strong

He grabbed a young leghorn and did fark it.
 
2013-02-06 09:14:34 PM  

potterydove: So because he was mad that a chain wasn't pro gay, he bought a significant amount of product from them and then tried to shoot people?


[you're not helping.jpg]


You're also suffering from battered wife or stockholm syndrome. Good luck with that.
 
2013-02-06 09:14:54 PM  
The only thing that stopped him was a good guy with a gun. Sure, it was the attacker's gun that got taken away from him, but the good guy was eventually armed and that is the important part.
 
2013-02-06 09:15:08 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: Cobataiwan: What_do_you_want_now: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: So comparing liberal crazies to conservative crazies, it's about 1 to 497.

Gunmen, I mean.

So, if we're going to understand your statement, you mean the order of number is supposed to be stated as such;

Liberal Crazies: 1
Conservative Crazies: 497

/communication is a lost art, but easily exploitable.

Guy who flew plane into IRS building....liberal (had communist manifesto as part of his screed.)
Guy who hacked person apart on Dutch train platform because he could not find US soldier (liberal.)
Guy who shot up discovery (liberal)

Just because you don't pay attention doesn't mean the crazies don't exist.

Liberal how? Just because you happen to have the communist manifesto doesn't immediately make you a liberal. I have it next to my PC here, and to be honest I find it a good, but difficult, read. I don't agree with the entire ideal, but I can see where the author gets their evidence from.

But to the previous point, I was hopefully pointing out the fallacy of his statement, that without clear association between the [nouns] and their [value], one would have to go with order of introduction.

/popcorn!


What order did you think I was suggesting? That there are more liberal crazies? That's stupid.
 
2013-02-06 09:15:36 PM  
So...where can I contribute to his bail?

Not that I would directly endorse violence. It's not like I would help him get another gun. I just want him to get some fresh air and think about why he failed.
 
2013-02-06 09:16:37 PM  
Any self-proclaimed liberal who wants to use firearms to prove a political point is by definition not a true liberal.

INTELLECTUALCHECKMATE
 
2013-02-06 09:16:50 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What order did you think I was suggesting? That there are more liberal crazies? That's stupid.


I don't know, you are an average american guy, so I attribute little intelligence to your postings.

/heeeere troll troll troll!
 
2013-02-06 09:17:55 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: AverageAmericanGuy: What order did you think I was suggesting? That there are more liberal crazies? That's stupid.

I don't know, you are an average american guy, so I attribute little intelligence to your postings.

/heeeere troll troll troll!


Ah, a bigot. And they say the Right has a monopoly on bigotry.
 
2013-02-06 09:18:22 PM  
What_do_you_want_now:
Liberal Crazies: 1
Conservative Crazies: 497


I suspect it is a lot closer to:

Liberal Crazies:  some low number
Bat shait: 497
Conservative Crazies: some low number

Add to it that extremists often have a very strange mix of what might be considered a more normal "liberal" or "conservative" position.   For example, is "paranoia about the government' a liberal or a conservative position?
 
2013-02-06 09:18:50 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What_do_you_want_now: AverageAmericanGuy: What order did you think I was suggesting? That there are more liberal crazies? That's stupid.

I don't know, you are an average american guy, so I attribute little intelligence to your postings.

/heeeere troll troll troll!

Ah, a bigot. And they say the Right has a monopoly on bigotry.


Ad Hominem, 3-post interaction. Man, you're fast.

/gf must be bored.
 
2013-02-06 09:19:47 PM  

Rozinante: So...where can I contribute to his bail?

Not that I would directly endorse violence. It's not like I would help him get another gun. I just want him to get some fresh air and think about why he failed.


I'd be happy to give him a second chance. To gun down everyone at the Family Research Council.
 
2013-02-06 09:20:17 PM  
Well, as conservatives like to say, eye for an eye.


Now, how many policies and beliefs on the "conservative" side of the isle have gotten gays and abortion doctors killed?

I guess in the end, I'll care when the score starts to even out.
 
2013-02-06 09:20:24 PM  
"Ft Hood - Registered Democrat- Muslim

Columbine - Too young to vote - both families were registered democrats and progressive liberals

VA Tech - Wrote hate mail to Pres Bush and to his staff. Registered Democrat

Colorado Theater - Registered Democrat, staff worker on the Obama campaign, occupy wall street participant, progressive liberal

Arizona shooter-Jared Loughner , progressive liberal, communist manifesto his favorite book

Connecticut School Shooter - Registered Democrat, hated Christians "   **

** ( copied from various sources )


And many many more including this guy. So why are libtards taking guns and massacring people when they don't get their way? Why are the into communism and socialism? Why do they want to disarm the United States?
 
2013-02-06 09:21:33 PM  

MagicMissile: James Holmes - liberal

Newtown shooting - liberal state, mentally deranged son of a liberal

this guy - gay liberal

How come liberals are shooting everyone and trying to get peoples firearms taken away??


No, no, you misunderheard the Secret Agenda. We only want to take the firearms from cons****CARRIER LOST****
 
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