Sgygus: There will be one other member of staff, and the two will share the cottage from March to October every yearDeal killer.
Banned on the Run: Want to get away from the world and chill out freeze you ass off on an uninhabited island?FTFY subby
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm pretty sure that this is how The Shinning began...
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well thankfully it wasn't the kneecapping
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: YOU CAN'T SAY "SHINING!"You want to get sued?
sno man: Get away from the world? 20k tourists and weddings in the eight months, hunting down drunk randy gingers trying to spend the night in the abbey every day before the last ferry. Throw in piss poor internet AND a roommate?!? ...Pass.
fusillade762: internet connection is limitedDefine "limited"...
jtown: Sgygus: There will be one other member of staff, and the two will share the cottage from March to October every yearDeal killer.I'd definitely need to meet the other person first. Sure as Hell don't want to end up living with someone like me.
jtown: The info about crappy TV and internet just doesn't make sense to me. Skysat for TV. One problem solved. And it looks like the mainland is about a mile away. There's off-the-shelf stuff that can bridge that gap, providing decent bandwidth. Edinburgh's got 4G cellular data 4 miles away. There's no technical reason why there would be crappy TV and internet on that island.
Amos Quito: Can I bring sheep?
mbillips: $30k for eight months on a godforsaken rock in the middle of a freezing cold sea? I can make three times that deploying to Afghanistan; no thank you.
sweet-daddy-2: Amos Quito: Can I bring sheep?Will you practice safe sex?
doglover: mbillips: $30k for eight months on a godforsaken rock in the middle of a freezing cold sea? I can make three times that deploying to Afghanistan; no thank you.But then you have to be in Afganistan and won't get paid to drink with scots.
sarahthustra: i could do that. i'd want to get paid more, but i could do that.
BeSerious: Does it have Internet access? If so my answer is yes.
The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Headline: "uninhabited island "Article: "visited by about 20,000 people every year"
Random Anonymous Blackmail: <b>FTFA:</b> <i> internet connection is limited</i>I would like the definition of limited.
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