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(Onion AV Club)   What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas   (avclub.com) divider line 21
    More: Obvious, Skrillex, Cirque du Soleil, Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas, society  
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2013-02-06 09:31:33 PM
Indeed I think we would all have been better off had that happened.

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2013-02-06 09:39:44 PM
Skrillex sounds like an anti-stick spray for frying pans.
 
2013-02-06 10:02:35 PM
What I love/hate about Vegas is how fake everything is. I don't think I could stand it full-time, but I get down there about once a year to revel in the total fakeness of everything.

/so is there a Vegas Fark party this year?
 
2013-02-06 10:29:55 PM
so is this so terrible the avclub loves it, or so terrible the avclub hates it?
 
2013-02-06 10:54:05 PM

revrendjim: What I love/hate about Vegas is how fake everything is. I don't think I could stand it full-time, but I get down there about once a year to revel in the total fakeness of everything.

/so is there a Vegas Fark party this year?


The fark party is in new orleans this year.

/and having to go to Vegas several times a year for work - anywhere off strip is mind numbly depressing
 
2013-02-06 11:00:33 PM
Please for the love of God, remind me never to name my future daughter Vegas.
 
2013-02-06 11:01:56 PM
when is the fark party in New Orleans? I am there in March...
 
2013-02-06 11:06:44 PM
Except herpes, that shiat'll come back with ya.
 
2013-02-06 11:11:12 PM
This link was found by googling "fark new orleans".  Which took less effort than typing in "when is the fark party".

/the more you know
 
2013-02-06 11:13:03 PM

fusillade762: Indeed I think we would all have been better off had that happened.

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Rom-com one sheets are always so charming.

"Look how sassy I am!"
"Look how sassy she is? Can you believe it?"
 
2013-02-06 11:27:52 PM
I had a student whose first name was Vegas...

Why yes that was her real name...

Yeah...years later she ended up working in a strip club...

And yeah...fine...she ended up stalking and murdering her ex boyfriend...

Geez...you still didn't have to stereotype her just because of her name...

/yeah you did
 
2013-02-06 11:36:58 PM

SubBass49: I had a student whose first name was Vegas...

Why yes that was her real name...

Yeah...years later she ended up working in a strip club...

And yeah...fine...she ended up stalking and murdering her ex boyfriend...

Geez...you still didn't have to stereotype her just because of her name...

/yeah you did


I'd hit it.  On 16.  Never 17.
 
2013-02-06 11:38:10 PM
unless I'm burning marijuana fields with a flamethrower, I don't want to hear skrillex
 
2013-02-06 11:39:06 PM
Well... another event for us locals to be dragged to by our in-town friends, despite having absolutely no interest in it.
 
2013-02-06 11:51:23 PM
Everyone is looking at this the wrong way.  I have spent about 10 days in Vegas, all of which, I was extremely intoxicated.  Some times you wander into a random casino just to see what is going on, then end up with a bad time and whiplash (Thanks a lot, Circus, Circus).  Anyway, say you wander into a random casino and the show is Skrillex.  Yeah, that totally sucks.  But wait!  There are Cirque Du Soleil performers!  Now a really awful experience was on the upside of mediocre!  Woohoo, Vegas!
 
2013-02-06 11:55:37 PM

SubBass49: I had a student whose first name was Vegas...

Why yes that was her real name...

Yeah...years later she ended up working in a strip club...

And yeah...fine...she ended up stalking and murdering her ex boyfriend...

Geez...you still didn't have to stereotype her just because of her name...

/yeah you did


I can't believe I never heard about this.  I used to live in IB and still have family there now.
 
2013-02-07 05:09:47 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: unless I'm burning marijuana fields with a flamethrower, I don't want to hear skrillex


First thing I thought of.  That whole mess was almost as offensive as the ridiculous "Skyrim with guns" lie they tried to get us to believe.
 
2013-02-07 07:15:34 AM
Cirque used to be cool before every casino had one. Way to dilute the brand guys.
 
2013-02-07 08:49:53 AM

HotWingAgenda: SubBass49: I had a student whose first name was Vegas...

Why yes that was her real name...

Yeah...years later she ended up working in a strip club...

And yeah...fine...she ended up stalking and murdering her ex boyfriend...

Geez...you still didn't have to stereotype her just because of her name...

/yeah you did

I can't believe I never heard about this.  I used to live in IB and still have family there now.


Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown  Imperial Beach
 
2013-02-07 10:28:56 AM

Leishu: Well... another event for us locals to be dragged to by our in-town friends, despite having absolutely no interest in it.


Tell you what, we just won't call next time.
 
2013-02-08 07:11:37 PM

Generation_D: Leishu: Well... another event for us locals to be dragged to by our in-town friends, despite having absolutely no interest in it.

Tell you what, we just won't call next time.


Hey. There are lots of events we DO have interest in. Skrillex just tends to be not among them.
 
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