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(TMZ)   If you are attending this year's Grammy Awards, CBS expects you to cover your "breasts, genitals, buttocks, and crack." Looks like no Rihanna or Lady Gaga this year   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2013-02-06 06:09:21 PM  
Nah, they can still go, and they should go in a costume that only covers their breasts, genitals, buttocks and crack.
 
2013-02-06 06:21:20 PM  
Well, I definitely won't be watching then.

/nothing will top Geena Davis' emmy's dress.
 
2013-02-06 06:32:10 PM  
Why, did something happen last year? And after looking at that "Outrageous Grammys Fashion" link at the bottom I had to GIS Nadeea. That's some nice sideboob.

Also: nice to see TMZ readers have their priorities straight.

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2013-02-06 06:34:57 PM  
Good.
 
2013-02-06 06:49:09 PM  
"Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples."

So, female breast areolas ok?
 
2013-02-06 07:06:41 PM  

whither_apophis: Well, I definitely won't be watching then.

/nothing will top Geena Davis' emmy's dress.


Oh my......................
 
2013-02-06 07:16:43 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples."

So, female breast areolas ok?


As are nipples you may have in places not your breasts.
 
2013-02-06 07:18:40 PM  
I wonder what the rules for the women are?
 
2013-02-06 07:20:02 PM  

fusillade762: That's some nice sideboob.


I GISed her as well.  That one sideboob shot is about all that is "good" in the results.  That's a rough lookin' gal.
 
2013-02-06 07:21:51 PM  
Don't they want people to watch?
 
2013-02-06 07:22:09 PM  
"Crack is Whack"
 
2013-02-06 07:36:35 PM  

23FPB23: fusillade762: That's some nice sideboob.

I GISed her as well.  That one sideboob shot is about all that is "good" in the results.  That's a rough lookin' gal.


Yeah, I was disappointed as well.
 
2013-02-06 07:39:55 PM  
I haven't watched the Grammys in years so unless they are promising boobs and female genitals buttocks and crack, I will continue to skip the show.
 
2013-02-06 07:42:11 PM  
Oddly enough, those were the same conditions set for David Caruso during his first season of CSI: Miami.
 
2013-02-06 07:52:54 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I haven't watched the Grammys in years so unless they are promising boobs and female genitals buttocks and crack, I will continue to skip the show.


It's up against new Battlestar Galactica and Walking Dead so unless they get Vergara banging Hendricks for three hours I'll miss it.
 
2013-02-06 07:58:06 PM  
It's this Sunday? Sorry Grammy's I'm gonna get my Dixon brothers fix that night.

WTF? Half the fun of awards shows are bagging on what people are wearing. Also how are men supposed to know which ones are the ho's.
 
2013-02-06 08:13:30 PM  
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered." SEXISM!
"... Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts."

Any bets on which dude shows up topless with a corporate logo painted on his chest?
 
2013-02-06 08:18:51 PM  
If the nipple isn't on the breast I really don't want to see it.

/ass nipple
 
2013-02-06 08:27:55 PM  
Whoop-de-do. It's the recording industry's prom. An event for people to show off how tacky and expensive their clothes are while being reminded how popular they are.

I wouldn't watch the grammys even if my own album were up for Best Artist.
 
2013-02-06 08:37:07 PM  
Truly, the terrorists have won.
 
2013-02-06 08:41:49 PM  
if they have to wear clothes then they'll  to get by on their talent. Sounds like its going to be a trainwreck.
 
2013-02-06 08:52:12 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's up against new Battlestar Galactica and Walking Dead so unless they get Vergara banging Hendricks for three hours I'll miss it.


Wow, more than 40 years after his death, he's still nominated for a Grammy?
Is this a great country or what?
 
2013-02-06 09:35:11 PM  

Bob Falfa: Geena Davis' emmy's dress


Indeed, wowza.
 
2013-02-06 09:37:51 PM  
Gaga sang Happy Birthday to my friend Garren at her concert in St Louis last week. She's awesome
 
2013-02-06 09:38:15 PM  
"Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."


What the actual hell do they mean by this?
 
2013-02-06 09:49:14 PM  

Christian Bale: "Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."


What the actual hell do they mean by this?


Half lip slip
 
2013-02-06 10:02:26 PM  
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Truly, the terrorists Fundies have won.

Ftfy.

Really now, why are hey bowing to pressure from a group who won't even be watching?
 
2013-02-06 10:08:10 PM  

whither_apophis: Geena Davis' emmy's dress


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Sorry, forgot that one. looked it up and the picture derailed my train of thought.
 
2013-02-06 10:26:49 PM  
If you are attending this year's Grammy Awards, CBS expects you to cover your "breasts, genitals, buttocks, and crack."

Good thing I'm not going to the Grammy's then.
Amirite?
 
2013-02-06 11:41:59 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's up against new Battlestar Galactica


Say WHAT?!

Surely you misspoke, you know, using your keyboard.
 
2013-02-06 11:43:41 PM  
Well I do hope the challenge is accepted. fark you CBS.
 
2013-02-06 11:56:50 PM  
Someone should wear an anti-CBS shirt that just gets within the acceptable level before its considered obscene.
 
2013-02-07 12:05:54 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: AdolfOliverPanties: I haven't watched the Grammys in years so unless they are promising boobs and female genitals buttocks and crack, I will continue to skip the show.

It's up against new Battlestar Galactica and Walking Dead so unless they get Vergara banging Hendricks for three hours I'll miss it.


That's the same night?? Wow, yeah, good luck. My DVR has two tuners and they're both going to be in use.
 
2013-02-07 12:11:50 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's up against new Battlestar Galactica

Say WHAT?!

Surely you misspoke, you know, using your keyboard.


Well, new to me...

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2013-02-07 12:40:30 AM  
Ah yes, Blood & Chrome.  Saw it.
 
2013-02-07 12:41:38 AM  

ArkAngel: Christian Bale: "Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."


What the actual hell do they mean by this?

Half lip slip


I bet this is a hoax. No way they'd use ridiculous language like that.
 
2013-02-07 12:47:30 AM  

Christian Bale: ArkAngel: Christian Bale: "Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."


What the actual hell do they mean by this?

Half lip slip

I bet this is a hoax. No way they'd use ridiculous language like that.



Ok, officially calling shenanigans. 100% certain this is a hoax. Not a chance in hell CBS "Standards and Practices" would use ludicrous terminology like that. The memo "surfaced online" give me a break. This isn't real.

LOL now i consider it amusing that I didn't spot it right away. Someone is having a laugh over TMZ taking this seriously.

"Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts."  That line is probably taken from an old CBS memo. It was thrown in at the end as an afterthought to add "realism"
 
2013-02-07 01:19:41 AM  
"Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent's wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory."

Treason!

www.knightarts.org
 
2013-02-07 07:39:51 AM  
How bout they just issue everyone a burqa at the door and be done with it.
 
2013-02-07 08:22:33 AM  

Christian Bale: "Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."


What the actual hell do they mean by this?


"Beyonce, please keep your legs closed for an hour or so."
 
2013-02-07 10:20:02 AM  
I cannot understand how anyone can get worked up about a stupid award show (popularity contest).....
 
2013-02-07 10:37:17 AM  
"CBS Cares"
     Craig Ferguson, Geoff Peterson and many others
 
2013-02-07 11:50:16 AM  
Article and thread are worthless without examples of violations
 
2013-02-07 12:15:49 PM  
It's a smart move on behalf of the Grammies.  More people will watch to see which celebs will defy the dress code.  There will be one or two lesser celebs who will get banned and thus generate big headlines both for themselves and the Grammies.  And Lady Gaga will do something "outrageous" like wear a niqab decorated with images of Porky Pig.
 
2013-02-07 08:56:39 PM  
I love reading the comments on articles like these. Half of them are blaming Obama for it because of Beyonce's performance in the Super Bowl, half of them are proclaiming how Hell has infiltrated everything on Earth, half of them are vicious attacks on "sluts, whores, and tramps" who wear these clothes, and half of them are lamenting how enjoying the natural beautiful human body is the same as the increase in gun incidents, disasters, and the Middle East.
 
2013-02-08 06:16:34 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: I love reading the comments on articles like these. Half of them are blaming Obama for it because of Beyonce's performance in the Super Bowl, half of them are proclaiming how Hell has infiltrated everything on Earth, half of them are vicious attacks on "sluts, whores, and tramps" who wear these clothes, and half of them are lamenting how enjoying the natural beautiful human body is the same as the increase in gun incidents, disasters, and the Middle East.


Ummmm....that's four halves.  How do... what.... nevermind.
 
2013-02-08 09:25:48 PM  

docmattic: Keizer_Ghidorah: I love reading the comments on articles like these. Half of them are blaming Obama for it because of Beyonce's performance in the Super Bowl, half of them are proclaiming how Hell has infiltrated everything on Earth, half of them are vicious attacks on "sluts, whores, and tramps" who wear these clothes, and half of them are lamenting how enjoying the natural beautiful human body is the same as the increase in gun incidents, disasters, and the Middle East.

Ummmm....that's four halves.  How do... what.... nevermind.


Overlap, my friend.
 
2013-02-08 10:04:59 PM  
Oh, Lady Gaga will wear something to cover her nekkidness. My guess is two flowerpots, a toaster and a large paint brush, held in place by g-strings.

I wasn't terribly impressed by the meat dress. I saw one of those in the NAG years ago. It's been done!

Mind you, I also saw a portrait of Andy Warhol in the NAG holding a paintbrush that looked just like his hair.

Ottawa. Where art goes to die and be reborn like the phoenix from its own ashes.

I should go to the NAG again some time soon and see what the next world-class attention whore will be up to in a few years time.
 
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