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(103.5 KISS FM)   Guy gets kicked off OKCupid for absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT being two kids in a long trenchcoat posing as an adult   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 25
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2013-02-06 04:43:02 PM
21 votes:
Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives
2013-02-07 04:16:38 AM
5 votes:

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


cdn.styleforum.net
2013-02-06 05:01:03 PM
5 votes:
gangster.squarespace.com
2013-02-06 04:52:45 PM
4 votes:
www.funnydictionary.com
2013-02-06 06:48:21 PM
3 votes:
Wanted for questioning

i276.photobucket.com
2013-02-06 05:28:24 PM
3 votes:

12349876: HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

I found it to be a funny troll.  I don't see how anyone could take it seriously.  At least he's not catfishing.


Ohhhhhh catfishing is what that said. Pheww.
2013-02-06 04:55:54 PM
3 votes:
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!
2013-02-06 09:04:19 PM
2 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-02-06 05:44:42 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-06 05:22:28 PM
2 votes:

Heamer: Wait, you can pretend to be someone else on the internet?


yeah im pretending to be this guy... its working out pretty well

i561.photobucket.com
2013-02-06 05:11:15 PM
2 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
Oh baby..so hot!
2013-02-06 04:52:41 PM
2 votes:
Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.
2013-02-07 05:07:04 PM
1 votes:

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


It matched me with my ex-wife...
2013-02-07 03:06:39 AM
1 votes:
That site matched me with my brother :/
2013-02-07 12:41:51 AM
1 votes:
static.happyplace.com
2013-02-06 08:47:03 PM
1 votes:
Cmon losers.

Post a link to your profile on that site.  I will if you will.

It's been almost a fiscal quarter since I've gotten laid and my website girls aint cuttin' no mo'
2013-02-06 06:42:47 PM
1 votes:
HEY EVERBODY LOOK I POSTED SOMETHIN FUNNY LOL

HEY WHERE U GOIN
2013-02-06 06:30:41 PM
1 votes:
Was it this guy?

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-06 05:42:50 PM
1 votes:
What's weird about OKCupid is that they crowdsource their moderation efforts. If you flag a picture/profile/private message, it gets viewed by a certain sector of members who have been given "flagmod" privileges. I know this because I am one (no idea why they make certain people flagmods and not others, don't ask). And usually I'm tasked with judging and deleting rather dull things. Things like pictures of models/dogs/landscapes (all pics have to include the user), trying to figure out if profiles/messages indicate a spam bot, and deleting the occasional penis picture (interestingly, the pic guidelines only outlaw "full nudity", so lingerie pictures and all sorts of things are perfectly fair game).

Once in awhile though, something funny comes up and I get to see things like the profile linked in TFA. I've also seen someone create a Gary Oak dating profile. I have a few screenshots of the funnier ones here:

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dl.dropbox.com
2013-02-06 05:20:58 PM
1 votes:

Shrapnel: Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.


You sound female; if so, Christopher Hitchens for the win.
2013-02-06 05:15:30 PM
1 votes:
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.
2013-02-06 05:10:23 PM
1 votes:
Wait, you can pretend to be someone else on the internet?
2013-02-06 05:04:43 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: [gangster.squarespace.com image 445x341]


Came for the creepy Snickers "lady", leaving satisfied.

/Snickers®  really satisfies
2013-02-06 04:52:43 PM
1 votes:
My screen name "Spanky" wasn't a reference to the Little Rascals, it was a description of my hobbies.
2013-02-06 04:46:57 PM
1 votes:
Its still okay to use a porn star's picture instead of your own right?
 
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