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(103.5 KISS FM)   Guy gets kicked off OKCupid for absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT being two kids in a long trenchcoat posing as an adult   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-06 04:52:41 PM
5 votes:
Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.
2013-02-06 04:55:54 PM
3 votes:
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!
2013-02-06 05:44:33 PM
2 votes:
Why is he getting any more attention for this?
He intentionally violated the OKC TOS. (No fake profiles & no profile pics of under-aged children or babies.)
2013-02-06 05:42:50 PM
2 votes:
What's weird about OKCupid is that they crowdsource their moderation efforts. If you flag a picture/profile/private message, it gets viewed by a certain sector of members who have been given "flagmod" privileges. I know this because I am one (no idea why they make certain people flagmods and not others, don't ask). And usually I'm tasked with judging and deleting rather dull things. Things like pictures of models/dogs/landscapes (all pics have to include the user), trying to figure out if profiles/messages indicate a spam bot, and deleting the occasional penis picture (interestingly, the pic guidelines only outlaw "full nudity", so lingerie pictures and all sorts of things are perfectly fair game).

Once in awhile though, something funny comes up and I get to see things like the profile linked in TFA. I've also seen someone create a Gary Oak dating profile. I have a few screenshots of the funnier ones here:

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2013-02-06 05:28:18 PM
2 votes:

doubled99: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.


Holy crap that's a lot of butthurt
2013-02-06 05:15:30 PM
2 votes:
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.
2013-02-06 05:12:13 PM
2 votes:
Ok, that was farking stupid.
2013-02-06 04:52:40 PM
2 votes:
Banned from the site?  OH NOES!!!!  Now he'll have to go on one of the 10,000 other "find your perfect match" sites....
2013-02-07 04:16:38 AM
1 votes:

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


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2013-02-06 09:46:40 PM
1 votes:
Newsflash: Local comedian not funny
2013-02-06 07:33:24 PM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives

Does she know about it?


C'mon now.

thespeakeasy.net
2013-02-06 06:48:52 PM
1 votes:

lacydog: Once in awhile though, something funny comes up and I get to see things like the profile linked in TFA. I've also seen someone create a Gary Oak dating profile. I have a few screenshots of the funnier ones here:


I was on that site like 3-4 years ago and was made a moderator for some reason too.  When I first started, if you posted a comment on the right side, it would leave your handle up.  This made it so people a.) put way more thought into what they wrote and usually made what they were saying funnier, and b.) caused huge flame wars that were actually funny for once.  They then changed it so all the comments were anonymous and it wasn't quite the same.  Those were some of the funniest threads I've ever seen on the internet when it was at its apex
2013-02-06 06:42:47 PM
1 votes:
HEY EVERBODY LOOK I POSTED SOMETHIN FUNNY LOL

HEY WHERE U GOIN
2013-02-06 06:07:54 PM
1 votes:

2 Replies: lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....

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You're "that guy", aren't you? If you see "profile picture" in the top left hand corner, IT'S A PROFILE PICTURE. Local broadcasts have something to do with the mobile app/new blind date feature. You see that last picture I put up (and I hardly ever see those things flagged anyway), where it says so-and-so's PROFILE PICTURE, that would mean that it's subject to the "it has to be a picture of the user" rule.

/I guess I could have been more specific with "all profile pics", but most people aren't going to know the difference
2013-02-06 06:01:05 PM
1 votes:

2 Replies: lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....

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local user broadcast is only on the mobile app, that if you are at a restaurant and take a picture of the plate for the outing
2013-02-06 05:45:33 PM
1 votes:

SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives


That would imply women actually reply to messages on there. I call BS.
2013-02-06 05:44:42 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-06 05:36:48 PM
1 votes:
I found a match.

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2013-02-06 05:30:10 PM
1 votes:

doubled99: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.


the only reason this went viral is because of how farking stupid it is, are you subby? your headline sucked.
2013-02-06 05:23:57 PM
1 votes:

cantsleep: That could've been funny, but wasn't.


This. Decent premise with meh execution
2013-02-06 05:23:36 PM
1 votes:
My OK Cupid profile pic is OJ Simpson.
2013-02-06 05:10:23 PM
1 votes:
Wait, you can pretend to be someone else on the internet?
2013-02-06 05:04:43 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: [gangster.squarespace.com image 445x341]


Came for the creepy Snickers "lady", leaving satisfied.

/Snickers®  really satisfies
2013-02-06 05:04:14 PM
1 votes:

HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


I found it to be a funny troll.  I don't see how anyone could take it seriously.  At least he's not catfishing.
2013-02-06 05:03:43 PM
1 votes:

Shrapnel: Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.


Agreed.
2013-02-06 05:01:03 PM
1 votes:
gangster.squarespace.com
2013-02-06 04:58:24 PM
1 votes:

SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives


Does she know about it?
2013-02-06 04:52:45 PM
1 votes:
www.funnydictionary.com
2013-02-06 04:43:02 PM
1 votes:
Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives
 
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