Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(103.5 KISS FM)   Guy gets kicked off OKCupid for absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT being two kids in a long trenchcoat posing as an adult   (1035kissfm.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, comedian  
•       •       •

22041 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2013 at 4:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



82 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-02-06 06:07:54 PM  

2 Replies: lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....

[imageshack.us image 602x589]


You're "that guy", aren't you? If you see "profile picture" in the top left hand corner, IT'S A PROFILE PICTURE. Local broadcasts have something to do with the mobile app/new blind date feature. You see that last picture I put up (and I hardly ever see those things flagged anyway), where it says so-and-so's PROFILE PICTURE, that would mean that it's subject to the "it has to be a picture of the user" rule.

/I guess I could have been more specific with "all profile pics", but most people aren't going to know the difference
 
2013-02-06 06:30:41 PM  
Was it this guy?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 06:35:36 PM  

2 Replies: lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....

[imageshack.us image 602x589]


See how that one line is under "LOCAL BROADCASTS"?
That's the difference.
/reading comprehension, i has it
 
2013-02-06 06:39:14 PM  
I have hooked up with some cute girls from there. Plenty of fish has hotter girls (the ones you don't expect to be on a dating site) but ok Cupid lets you dig deeper to find out what they're really looking for.
 
2013-02-06 06:40:17 PM  

puffy999: [gangster.squarespace.com image 445x341]


Came for the Snickers reference.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-06 06:42:26 PM  
Is this news or amusing somehow?
 
2013-02-06 06:42:47 PM  
HEY EVERBODY LOOK I POSTED SOMETHIN FUNNY LOL

HEY WHERE U GOIN
 
2013-02-06 06:48:21 PM  
Wanted for questioning

i276.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 06:48:52 PM  

lacydog: Once in awhile though, something funny comes up and I get to see things like the profile linked in TFA. I've also seen someone create a Gary Oak dating profile. I have a few screenshots of the funnier ones here:


I was on that site like 3-4 years ago and was made a moderator for some reason too.  When I first started, if you posted a comment on the right side, it would leave your handle up.  This made it so people a.) put way more thought into what they wrote and usually made what they were saying funnier, and b.) caused huge flame wars that were actually funny for once.  They then changed it so all the comments were anonymous and it wasn't quite the same.  Those were some of the funniest threads I've ever seen on the internet when it was at its apex
 
2013-02-06 07:06:10 PM  
hey everybody i'm drunk
 
2013-02-06 07:22:59 PM  
News flash: Guy gets kicked off of dating site, forgets to explain why I care.
 
2013-02-06 07:26:58 PM  
doubled99:
Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.



Ha ha! You need a chill-pill, brother.
 
2013-02-06 07:33:24 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives

Does she know about it?


C'mon now.

thespeakeasy.net
 
2013-02-06 07:41:08 PM  

ciberido: Came for the Snickers reference.  Leaving satisfied.


I guess it's true, then. Snickers DOES satisfy.
 
2013-02-06 07:50:09 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


Sometimes I'm glad Fark doesn't have those kind of rules.
Sometimes I'm sorry.
Sometimes I wish we had the kind of rules that let us post pics of huge ta-tas and enormous dingleberries with impunity, but you can't have everything.
 
2013-02-06 08:47:03 PM  
Cmon losers.

Post a link to your profile on that site.  I will if you will.

It's been almost a fiscal quarter since I've gotten laid and my website girls aint cuttin' no mo'
 
2013-02-06 08:59:06 PM  
img.tfd.com
 
2013-02-06 09:04:19 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 09:13:18 PM  
I thought is was funny.

/I'm easily amused.
 
2013-02-06 09:46:40 PM  
Newsflash: Local comedian not funny
 
2013-02-06 09:49:09 PM  

Paul Baumer: Wanted for questioning

[i276.photobucket.com image 393x578]


That's the first thing I was expecting to see actually.
 
2013-02-06 11:29:56 PM  
This, to me, is still the  ne plus ultraof OKCupid joke profiles:

http://www.happyplace.com/3482/okcupid-dating-profile-i-wont-murder- yo u
 
2013-02-06 11:42:09 PM  
I loled.
 
2013-02-07 12:41:51 AM  
static.happyplace.com
 
2013-02-07 03:06:39 AM  
That site matched me with my brother :/
 
2013-02-07 03:19:47 AM  

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-02-07 03:43:56 AM  
I had an OKCupid account for a while.  I got on it because unlike nearly every other dating site out there, it's friendly to polyamorous and non-straight folks.   It mostly matched me with either people half my age or people I knew already.  (And, in some cases, had already dated.)

The one ongoing relationship I got out of it is with someone who lives in the middle of the country and takes six hours to fly to.
 
2013-02-07 04:16:38 AM  

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


cdn.styleforum.net
 
2013-02-07 05:21:51 AM  
I wish I was your brother OR your seatbelt.
 
2013-02-07 07:46:55 AM  
geekbikerskum: I had an OKCupid account for a while.  I got on it because unlike nearly every other dating site out there, it's friendly to polyamorous and non-straight fat farksfolks.   It mostly matched me with either people half my age or people I knew already.  (And, in some cases, had already dated.)

The one ongoing relationship I got out of it is with someone who lives in the middle of the country and takes six hours to fly to.
 
2013-02-07 08:39:03 AM  

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


are you from a red state?
 
2013-02-07 05:07:04 PM  

911Jenny: That site matched me with my brother :/


It matched me with my ex-wife...
 
Displayed 32 of 82 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report