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(103.5 KISS FM)   Guy gets kicked off OKCupid for absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT being two kids in a long trenchcoat posing as an adult   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-06 04:43:02 PM  
Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives
 
2013-02-06 04:46:57 PM  
Its still okay to use a porn star's picture instead of your own right?
 
2013-02-06 04:52:40 PM  
Banned from the site?  OH NOES!!!!  Now he'll have to go on one of the 10,000 other "find your perfect match" sites....
 
2013-02-06 04:52:41 PM  
Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.
 
2013-02-06 04:52:43 PM  
My screen name "Spanky" wasn't a reference to the Little Rascals, it was a description of my hobbies.
 
2013-02-06 04:52:45 PM  
www.funnydictionary.com
 
2013-02-06 04:53:39 PM  
Can someone post the pic?  My gubment computer won't let me view it..  difficulty: (no imageshack or photobucket)
 
2013-02-06 04:55:54 PM  
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!
 
2013-02-06 04:58:07 PM  
I got a kid out of that site.

Now I have a date Sunday, possibly Friday, probably Saturday.

/not a whore.
 
2013-02-06 04:58:24 PM  

SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives


Does she know about it?
 
2013-02-06 05:01:03 PM  
gangster.squarespace.com
 
2013-02-06 05:02:23 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL YELLS ABOUT ARTICLE BEING UNFUNNY -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

 
2013-02-06 05:03:43 PM  

Shrapnel: Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.


Agreed.
 
2013-02-06 05:04:14 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


I found it to be a funny troll.  I don't see how anyone could take it seriously.  At least he's not catfishing.
 
2013-02-06 05:04:43 PM  

puffy999: [gangster.squarespace.com image 445x341]


Came for the creepy Snickers "lady", leaving satisfied.

/Snickers®  really satisfies
 
2013-02-06 05:05:05 PM  
Thats not even funny
 
2013-02-06 05:06:07 PM  

Grapple: Banned from the site?  OH NOES!!!!  Now he'll have to go on one of the 10,000 other "find your perfect match" sites make another account....


Fixed.
 
2013-02-06 05:09:43 PM  
That was worth a mild chuckle.
 
2013-02-06 05:10:23 PM  
Wait, you can pretend to be someone else on the internet?
 
2013-02-06 05:11:15 PM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
Oh baby..so hot!
 
2013-02-06 05:11:21 PM  
It's funny. Ok, it's two small funnies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.
 
2013-02-06 05:12:13 PM  
Ok, that was farking stupid.
 
2013-02-06 05:14:23 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives

Does she know about it?


I'm sure she feels it in her heart. Especially when I'm watching her in her house. You know, to protect her from that other guy who always tries to come over.
 
2013-02-06 05:15:30 PM  
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!


Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.
 
2013-02-06 05:16:45 PM  
Hey subby do you have that image? I remember what you did there but where have I seen that before?
 
2013-02-06 05:18:39 PM  
When Cupid started to use a crossbow the romance was over.
 
2013-02-06 05:20:10 PM  
That could've been funny, but wasn't.
 
2013-02-06 05:20:30 PM  
I thought it was cute.
 
2013-02-06 05:20:58 PM  

Shrapnel: Did I miss the point of that? If it were cleverly done, it might be funny.


You sound female; if so, Christopher Hitchens for the win.
 
2013-02-06 05:21:49 PM  
That is actually a clever hook for a dating site.  It's not a gut buster, but the point is to look fun and lighthearted.  Not exactly a bad strategy to get women interested in a date.
 
2013-02-06 05:22:28 PM  

Heamer: Wait, you can pretend to be someone else on the internet?


yeah im pretending to be this guy... its working out pretty well

i561.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 05:22:56 PM  
I thought it was funny.
I think some of you people just have poor senses of humor.
 
2013-02-06 05:23:36 PM  
My OK Cupid profile pic is OJ Simpson.
 
2013-02-06 05:23:57 PM  

cantsleep: That could've been funny, but wasn't.


This. Decent premise with meh execution
 
2013-02-06 05:27:31 PM  

Okieboy: Can someone post the pic?  My gubment computer won't let me view it..  difficulty: (no imageshack or photobucket)


content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-02-06 05:28:18 PM  

doubled99: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.


Holy crap that's a lot of butthurt
 
2013-02-06 05:28:24 PM  

12349876: HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

I found it to be a funny troll.  I don't see how anyone could take it seriously.  At least he's not catfishing.


Ohhhhhh catfishing is what that said. Pheww.
 
2013-02-06 05:28:27 PM  

Okieboy: Can someone post the pic?  My gubment computer won't let me view it..  difficulty: (no imageshack or photobucket)


imgur work  for ya?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-06 05:30:10 PM  

doubled99: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

Actually, a lot of people laugh AND care, That's why it went viral, and it's now on Fark as well, and a whole lot more people will comment.

Meanwhile you,  being able only to obsess about your tiny, insignificant sex organ and lack of human companionship, will continue to writhe in frustration, like some spindly legged vermin, fit only to be squashed.


the only reason this went viral is because of how farking stupid it is, are you subby? your headline sucked.
 
2013-02-06 05:36:48 PM  
I found a match.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 05:37:24 PM  

rhiannon: 12349876: HellRaisingHoosier: EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
TROLL BREAKS RULES AND GETS ACCOUNT BANNED -- NO ONE LAUGHS OR CARES!

I found it to be a funny troll.  I don't see how anyone could take it seriously.  At least he's not catfishing.

Ohhhhhh catfishing is what that said. Pheww.


rhiannon: Favorited (favorite: Catfisting)

And I see from your profile you're into cat forking as well.
 
2013-02-06 05:40:14 PM  

farbekrieg: yeah im pretending to be this guy... its working out pretty well


Yeah, I've been meaning to ask how your Enthusiastic Virgins Anonymous meetings have been going.
 
2013-02-06 05:42:50 PM  
What's weird about OKCupid is that they crowdsource their moderation efforts. If you flag a picture/profile/private message, it gets viewed by a certain sector of members who have been given "flagmod" privileges. I know this because I am one (no idea why they make certain people flagmods and not others, don't ask). And usually I'm tasked with judging and deleting rather dull things. Things like pictures of models/dogs/landscapes (all pics have to include the user), trying to figure out if profiles/messages indicate a spam bot, and deleting the occasional penis picture (interestingly, the pic guidelines only outlaw "full nudity", so lingerie pictures and all sorts of things are perfectly fair game).

Once in awhile though, something funny comes up and I get to see things like the profile linked in TFA. I've also seen someone create a Gary Oak dating profile. I have a few screenshots of the funnier ones here:

dl.dropbox.comdl.dropbox.com
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dl.dropbox.com
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-06 05:44:33 PM  
Why is he getting any more attention for this?
He intentionally violated the OKC TOS. (No fake profiles & no profile pics of under-aged children or babies.)
 
2013-02-06 05:44:42 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 05:45:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: Don't be messing with OKCupid! It's where I met the woman of my dreams.

/and I have even managed to find out where she lives


That would imply women actually reply to messages on there. I call BS.
 
2013-02-06 05:46:28 PM  

puffy999: [gangster.squarespace.com image 445x341]


That commercial gave me nightmares.
 
2013-02-06 05:54:00 PM  
Blatz514 - sorry no go

Lehk - Thanks!
 
2013-02-06 05:56:49 PM  
lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-06 06:01:05 PM  

2 Replies: lacydog: all pics have to include the user

Actually no.
That's a commonly mod-propagated fallacy.
The rules are NOT that cut & dry....

[imageshack.us image 602x589]


local user broadcast is only on the mobile app, that if you are at a restaurant and take a picture of the plate for the outing
 
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