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(Mental Floss)   "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PARACHUTES?" And other awesome famous last words   ( divider line
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9128 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Feb 2013 at 5:58 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-06 06:24:42 PM  
2 votes:
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
2013-02-06 06:12:15 PM  
2 votes:
"You'll get over it"
2013-02-07 10:49:13 AM  
1 vote:
Shoot straight you bastards!  Don't make a mess of it!
2013-02-06 09:50:25 PM  
1 vote:
All those moments will be lost in time, like ... tears in rain. Time to die.
2013-02-06 09:21:04 PM  
1 vote:

MisterBill: Man, those Samoans sure are surly.

man, those Samoans are a surly bunch
2013-02-06 09:11:27 PM  
1 vote:
The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open.
2013-02-06 08:34:48 PM  
1 vote:
I would imagine the most frequently spoken of last words are either OH SHIAT or OH FARK.
2013-02-06 08:15:35 PM  
1 vote:
"OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW." - Steve Jobs.

2013-02-06 07:51:14 PM  
1 vote:
"Maybe they don't show up on infrared at all!"
2013-02-06 07:14:49 PM  
1 vote:
"Not like this... not like this..."
2013-02-06 07:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
"Tell your sister you were right"
2013-02-06 06:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
Say, what's a mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?
2013-02-06 06:28:17 PM  
1 vote:
John Sedgewick "What are you doing? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

He was then shot just below the eye.
2013-02-06 06:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
In the immortal words of Socrates, "...I drank what?"
2013-02-06 05:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
That was cool subby, thanks.
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