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(Daily Mail)   Honey Boo Boo's mom says she has lost a lot of weight. With hot pics of how great she now looks   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-02-06 03:46:40 PM
3 votes:

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.
2013-02-06 05:28:38 PM
2 votes:
When you are 360 lbs, 100 lbs is only about 30% of body weight. It's not going to look a lot different if you are not adding on muscle. You may have lost weight but it's all just hanging there because you probably lost muscle mass too. When you look at the two pictures there are clues that she lost the weight, such as her upper arms and the size of her Belly. She may have had more muscle when she was 360 - if she has been too busy to eat but is hauled around everywhere and has helpers to do alot of daily chores she may have lost weight but lost more dense muscle and thus her body didn't change as dramatically as someone who works out and ate less.

The unfortunate part is that some people are cursed with genes that cause fat to be stored under the chin on the neck. Most of us when we lose 30% of our fat it will show in our face rather dramatically - but some people have the bad luck of not losing weight there first, but last (if at all). More than likely if she lost another 100 lbs her genes are probably of the ilk that the skin of her neck will just hang there and will not shrink up over time.

I weighed and lost a similar amount to her and my face looked dramatically different, as did my waist. But my upper chest and arms were still huge and needed 2-3x shirts while my pants were all the way down to 40 or 38's. It just depends on your genes and the types of exercise you do.
2013-02-06 03:17:36 PM
2 votes:
Actually, it does look like she did.
2013-02-06 02:44:19 PM
2 votes:
Last week I stood on the shore of the Atlantic and thought "Looks like someone took a bucketful outa there."
2013-02-06 10:51:46 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: Unfortunately they don't live anywhere near me. :/ Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.


First a small "joke"... so opposite of just enough brains to be a good lay.. the opposite would be...? not enough or too much to be one?

But anyways...

If I had a nickel for all the times I've heard women say such a thing (no good guys around) and though... "what am I chopped liver?"...I'd have many dollars.

I did learn that in time it really was a question of self image and simply finding someone compatible... the fact is, I learned that I wasn't every women's type, but I was some women's type, and it was a question of not getting upset about it.

In a way I went with a easy going mentality of "screw them, it's their lost" attitude but in a nice way...

The result is that I did end up meeting someone who saw what I was.. and when I see or hear about these women that did reject me ranting on about not finding someone good, or having a fairly bland, empty life, still never knowing what they really want.

But you do have to build yourself to be yourself, and do things to show to yourself that you are worth having around, regardless of the other people's way of thinking.. To be honest, that may involve working out, getting in shape, but not for others, not to impress, but for your own self, to be healthy.

A bit of harsh observation that I've had in my life is that many women that have weight issues, have other issues, and a bad underlying attitude because of it, which some would lash out at people, blame others for their own failings, some that could have been great people ended up being someone to avoid due to this.  Then again, some fat guys I've known were just as bad if not worse.

The thing is that you need to be your own person and then, if you find someone that complements your life, then it's great..  if you need someone to fill a void, etc. then you aren't ready for a relationship.

I did a lot of mistakes in my life to get to understand this... I was with the ex from hell for 9 years... (I've given lots of examples on other threads over the years)... I then ended up with another nutjob due to low esteem for a little while.  I then spent 2 years picking myself up, learning about life, people and myself, and when I felt ready to go see if I could find someone to share my life with, I got very lucky, I did in a quite unexpected way... we've been married now for over 10 years, after 2 years of living together, moving in together in about 1 month's time... it just felt right.

Sure it's not all sugar and cream all the time, but we talk things out, we have respect, we respect each other's independence, have trust and dedication.

I learned that living a good life and not having such people around me was key, but my "evil" side is that I do get some satisfaction to see some of the people that either rejected me or treated me like crap end up "reaping what they sowed".

Take the time to really get to know yourself, you might be surprised to why these "guys" are possibly turned off.

I'm sure that there's a part that you are around the wrong guys, but there's also possibly a part that's your fault... and working on that, and I'm not saying to go and lose yourself either, but to maybe see that you do have things and issues to work on.

As far as "what guys want".. here's one detail about when I met my wife... I told her before our first date that I was an honest person, but that I had been alone for quite a while and that I'd be "enthusiastic"... that it was not my sole interest at all, but after a couple of years...

Well... it didn't phase her, she understood that part, and we met on the Friday and she did spend the weekend at my place... and that was over 12 years ago... so..

Anyhow, good luck with all that!
2013-02-06 07:25:47 PM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: nimawai: Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)

That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.

And it's not just the pooper thing. I like porn as much as the other guy (we both watch it together), but I know that it's porn. It's like wrestling. Not everyone is like that. Men today are being conditioned that women are these nasty bags of meat. Some are, some aren't. The secret to a long marriage I think is to be comfortable with your partner, as well as yourself. I'm just rambling.

*AHEM*

Man that lady is so fat it's unhealthy...


I'm one of those girls who actually cares about who she sleeps with. Which is why I've been celibate for a few years now. I'm not an easy ho & it tends to turn guys off pretty fast. Some days I wish I was an easy ho but it's just not who I am. It's sad that a guy turns down a good woman for a quick lay. Guys today have forgotten good things come to those who wait. ;)
2013-02-06 05:37:59 PM
1 votes:

max_pooper: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.


Yep. Also, you have standards. And the guys you're looking for do too.
2013-02-06 05:32:14 PM
1 votes:
Honestly, she carries the weight she has in horrible ways, but she's not nearly as huge as some of the people of Walmart type people so...I'm not going anywhere near her anyway.  But still, it's mostly that 3/4ths of her weight is in her chins, I swear.  Without that she'd merely be large instead of disturbing.
2013-02-06 05:18:47 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...
2013-02-06 04:54:43 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)
2013-02-06 04:17:10 PM
1 votes:
You people are mean. But seriously, you are quite fat when losing 100 lbs. doesn't really make you look much different.
2013-02-06 04:13:00 PM
1 votes:
She lost 100lbs and found 150.
2013-02-06 04:08:09 PM
1 votes:
Stealth Hippo, what if i prefer the first pic?
2013-02-06 03:49:20 PM
1 votes:
She still looks like a thumb.
2013-02-06 03:48:03 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.



You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.
2013-02-06 03:34:23 PM
1 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.


No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.
2013-02-06 03:26:50 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.


She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.
2013-02-06 03:09:01 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-06 03:08:19 PM
1 votes:
Arms as big as legs, legs as big as people.
2013-02-06 03:06:49 PM
1 votes:

karnal: Celebrating Obesity, the old-fashion American way


I think she is pretty much universally mocked for her obesity in America. I mean, maybe somewhere some fatty is like, "Yeah! You go be fat girl!" but it seems like everyone says "Ugh what a fattie."

So not exactly celebrating obesity.
2013-02-06 03:01:56 PM
1 votes:
Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.
2013-02-06 03:00:32 PM
1 votes:
Not clicking that one subby......nosir, not gonna do it.
2013-02-06 02:56:35 PM
1 votes:
You didn't lose it snookums. Look behind you.
2013-02-06 02:55:23 PM
1 votes:
Um - yeah, when you're planetary in mass, dropping a 100 lbs is the equivalent to the loss a normal person gets taking a vigorous dump.
2013-02-06 02:48:28 PM
1 votes:
I couldn't tell the difference between the "before" and "after" shots.
2013-02-06 02:43:20 PM
1 votes:
moviesmedia.ign.com
Don't look at it
2013-02-06 02:35:55 PM
1 votes:
She claims to be 100 pounds lighter?

That's just rounding error on the truck scales her doctor uses to check her weight.
 
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