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2013-02-06 03:46:44 PM
Good for her if she actually lost 100lbs, but that's like losing a whole other person.  That's insane.
 
2013-02-06 03:47:15 PM
the camera must have added it all back.
 
2013-02-06 03:48:03 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.



You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.
 
2013-02-06 03:49:20 PM
She still looks like a thumb.
 
2013-02-06 03:50:12 PM

Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.


Maybe she reproduces like a Mogwai.
 
2013-02-06 03:52:46 PM
Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...
 
2013-02-06 03:55:35 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...



You bastard....
 
2013-02-06 03:57:20 PM
This is how you do it

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img841.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-06 03:59:08 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here
 
2013-02-06 03:59:47 PM

Atomic Spunk: I couldn't tell the difference between the "before" and "after" shots.


She had a wardrobe consultant on the "after".
 
2013-02-06 04:01:12 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.
 
2013-02-06 04:02:19 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


Well, as the other farker stated, you should post pictures and see what the experts can do to assist you.

But the reality I've known handsome guys that would have very nice looking girls (and some with actually nice personality too) eating out of their hands, and then the next thing I knew is that these guys would dump these girls and start dating the fattest and ugliest she-beasts that I'd ever see...

Those were some serious dafuq moments.... once was one of my best friends and I asked him why... God why...?

His reply:"there's just something about her..".

They eventually broke up after she got caught stealing for the cash register where she worked, ended up cheating on him, etc. (more dafuq moments).  She was so freaking ugly that she looked like a sea lion, eyes so small that her face looked like a bad photoshop job, always lying, always making trouble, and yet... he went after her...

Worse was that he broke up with a seriously cute and unbelievably sweet girl... that was devastated, quit her job and never saw her again. (we all worked at the same place during our younger years).

Thanks to the hippy, I lost track of him as he just abandoned a lot of his friends because of her... sad really.
 
2013-02-06 04:03:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


She looks utterly doable in either state.  Who is that?

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


It's not everyday I wish an airstrike upon someone.  You wins the prize.

barnesbreezers.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-06 04:03:44 PM

Phoenix_M: Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...

Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here


Roast beef sammich or grilled cheese?
 
2013-02-06 04:07:33 PM

imfallen_angel: Phoenix_M: Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...

Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here

Roast beef sammich or grilled cheese?


It's a rare moment when fark induces an actual "lol" for me. This post is one of those moments. Well done.
 
2013-02-06 04:08:09 PM
Stealth Hippo, what if i prefer the first pic?
 
2013-02-06 04:13:00 PM
She lost 100lbs and found 150.
 
2013-02-06 04:16:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


humminahumminahummina
 
2013-02-06 04:17:10 PM
You people are mean. But seriously, you are quite fat when losing 100 lbs. doesn't really make you look much different.
 
2013-02-06 04:21:40 PM
just wait until that robeast eats another mate

Exactly how desperate were those poor bastards that farked her?   That's one (small) step above bestiality.
 
2013-02-06 04:22:20 PM

SkylineRecords: Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.


Clutch2013: She looks utterly doable in either state. Who is that?


Odd Bird: humminahumminahummina


You can't say I never did nut-ing for ya
 
2013-02-06 04:25:41 PM
I'll buy that she's lost weight. I'd even buy it if she claimed to have lost 50-60 pounds in the past year: it's a lot, but not outside the realm of plausibility, especially if she's doing a lot of running around. But there's no way she lost 100, and there's no way she weighs only 260 in the "after" pic.
 
2013-02-06 04:34:10 PM
she can lose 300 pounds, but that ain't gonna fix that weird ass face of hers. those eyes make my skin crawl.
 
2013-02-06 04:37:12 PM
 
2013-02-06 04:43:29 PM

Raug the Dwarf: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.


I unfortunately have standards. I want a guy who is nice, can make me laugh, & can pay his own bills. You'd think that wasn't too much to ask for. I'm not even that picky with looks.

I don't really do pics on the net. At least not where my face can be shown.
 
2013-02-06 04:48:25 PM

imfallen_angel: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

Well, as the other farker stated, you should post pictures and see what the experts can do to assist you.

But the reality I've known handsome guys that would have very nice looking girls (and some with actually nice personality too) eating out of their hands, and then the next thing I knew is that these guys would dump these girls and start dating the fattest and ugliest she-beasts that I'd ever see...

Those were some serious dafuq moments.... once was one of my best friends and I asked him why... God why...?

His reply:"there's just something about her..".

They eventually broke up after she got caught stealing for the cash register where she worked, ended up cheating on him, etc. (more dafuq moments).  She was so freaking ugly that she looked like a sea lion, eyes so small that her face looked like a bad photoshop job, always lying, always making trouble, and yet... he went after her...

Worse was that he broke up with a seriously cute and unbelievably sweet girl... that was devastated, quit her job and never saw her again. (we all worked at the same place during our younger years).

Thanks to the hippy, I lost track of him as he just abandon ...


You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Thank you for my TF. :) You know who you are.
 
2013-02-06 04:52:22 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.

I unfortunately have standards. I want a guy who is nice, can make me laugh, & can pay his own bills. You'd think that wasn't too much to ask for. I'm not even that picky with looks.

I don't really do pics on the net. At least not where my face can be shown.


face not necessary
 
2013-02-06 04:54:43 PM

nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)
 
2013-02-06 04:58:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SkylineRecords: Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.

Clutch2013: She looks utterly doable in either state. Who is that?

Odd Bird: humminahumminahummina

You can't say I never did nut-ing for ya


imagecdn.bodybuilding.com

She's far left.
 
2013-02-06 04:58:35 PM
I was going to say they needed to post an after picture in TFA, but got distracted by The Stealth Hippopotamus

Damn girl. Sexy looks good on you.
 
2013-02-06 05:01:08 PM

Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)


That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.
 
2013-02-06 05:05:16 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


I wouldn't call it a snatch. More of a....tug.
 
2013-02-06 05:06:55 PM
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Link

boyvoyeur: I was going to say they needed to post an after picture in TFA, but got distracted by The Stealth Hippopotamus

Damn girl. Sexy looks good on you.



you know that aint me right? 'cause I'm a dude
 
2013-02-06 05:10:43 PM
The only way that monster could lose a hundred pounds is on a trip to England.
 
2013-02-06 05:13:32 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 167x267]


Well, I hadn't really wanted to sleep ever again.

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


Well, I hadn't really wanted to eat ever again.
 
2013-02-06 05:14:11 PM

flynn80: The only way that monster could lose a hundred pounds is on a trip to England.


I think they'd pay her 500,000, tax free and hand-delivered by the Queen herself, if she stayed the hell out.
 
2013-02-06 05:18:47 PM

nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...
 
2013-02-06 05:28:38 PM
When you are 360 lbs, 100 lbs is only about 30% of body weight. It's not going to look a lot different if you are not adding on muscle. You may have lost weight but it's all just hanging there because you probably lost muscle mass too. When you look at the two pictures there are clues that she lost the weight, such as her upper arms and the size of her Belly. She may have had more muscle when she was 360 - if she has been too busy to eat but is hauled around everywhere and has helpers to do alot of daily chores she may have lost weight but lost more dense muscle and thus her body didn't change as dramatically as someone who works out and ate less.

The unfortunate part is that some people are cursed with genes that cause fat to be stored under the chin on the neck. Most of us when we lose 30% of our fat it will show in our face rather dramatically - but some people have the bad luck of not losing weight there first, but last (if at all). More than likely if she lost another 100 lbs her genes are probably of the ilk that the skin of her neck will just hang there and will not shrink up over time.

I weighed and lost a similar amount to her and my face looked dramatically different, as did my waist. But my upper chest and arms were still huge and needed 2-3x shirts while my pants were all the way down to 40 or 38's. It just depends on your genes and the types of exercise you do.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:14 PM
Honestly, she carries the weight she has in horrible ways, but she's not nearly as huge as some of the people of Walmart type people so...I'm not going anywhere near her anyway.  But still, it's mostly that 3/4ths of her weight is in her chins, I swear.  Without that she'd merely be large instead of disturbing.
 
2013-02-06 05:34:08 PM

nimawai: Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)

That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.


And it's not just the pooper thing. I like porn as much as the other guy (we both watch it together), but I know that it's porn. It's like wrestling. Not everyone is like that. Men today are being conditioned that women are these nasty bags of meat. Some are, some aren't. The secret to a long marriage I think is to be comfortable with your partner, as well as yourself. I'm just rambling.

*AHEM*

Man that lady is so fat it's unhealthy...
 
2013-02-06 05:37:59 PM

max_pooper: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.


Yep. Also, you have standards. And the guys you're looking for do too.
 
2013-02-06 05:46:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: you know that aint me right? 'cause I'm a dude


That's what makes you so stealthy, hot stuff!
 
2013-02-06 05:56:07 PM

fawlty: she can lose 300 pounds, but that ain't gonna fix that weird ass face of hers. those eyes make my skin crawl.


I can't imagine why you would make such an assinine statement, but you are clearly a goof with no class. I'll bet you're a real dreamboat, too, hahahaa.
 
2013-02-06 05:56:40 PM

imfallen_angel: nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...


I don't wear makeup. I never really have. Might be part of why guys don't see me as bangable. They all love me as a friend or little sister type.
 
2013-02-06 06:06:02 PM
sp.life123.com

/roux
 
2013-02-06 06:18:07 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-06 06:21:33 PM

nimawai: imfallen_angel: nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...

I don't wear makeup. I never really have. Might be part of why guys don't see me as bangable. They all love me as a friend or little sister type.


Eh, I dated a girl who claimed not to own any makeup. Also one of the most beautiful girls I ever worked with has never worn makeup that I have seen in the 8 or so years I have known her. I have also dated women who take 45 minutes to get ready to go to the grocery store.
Do you stab people? I know that's one of my dealbreakers.
 
2013-02-06 06:58:32 PM
I bet she can load up a commode
 
2013-02-06 07:25:25 PM
One imagines that the makeover was inspired by the family's newfound fame - as Ms Shannon is photographed wherever she goes.

Why are they doing this? Please stop it.
 
2013-02-06 07:25:47 PM

Charlie Chingas: nimawai: Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)

That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.

And it's not just the pooper thing. I like porn as much as the other guy (we both watch it together), but I know that it's porn. It's like wrestling. Not everyone is like that. Men today are being conditioned that women are these nasty bags of meat. Some are, some aren't. The secret to a long marriage I think is to be comfortable with your partner, as well as yourself. I'm just rambling.

*AHEM*

Man that lady is so fat it's unhealthy...


I'm one of those girls who actually cares about who she sleeps with. Which is why I've been celibate for a few years now. I'm not an easy ho & it tends to turn guys off pretty fast. Some days I wish I was an easy ho but it's just not who I am. It's sad that a guy turns down a good woman for a quick lay. Guys today have forgotten good things come to those who wait. ;)
 
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