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2013-02-06 02:35:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-06 02:35:55 PM
She claims to be 100 pounds lighter?

That's just rounding error on the truck scales her doctor uses to check her weight.
 
2013-02-06 02:39:20 PM
 
2013-02-06 02:43:20 PM
moviesmedia.ign.com
Don't look at it
 
2013-02-06 02:44:19 PM
Last week I stood on the shore of the Atlantic and thought "Looks like someone took a bucketful outa there."
 
2013-02-06 02:44:34 PM
From 8 chins to 7?
 
2013-02-06 02:47:20 PM
Her left ankle does look a bit more trim
 
2013-02-06 02:47:33 PM
i don't want to see hot great she now looks
 
2013-02-06 02:48:28 PM
I couldn't tell the difference between the "before" and "after" shots.
 
2013-02-06 02:49:02 PM
Celebrating Obesity, the old-fashion American way
 
2013-02-06 02:50:23 PM
 
2013-02-06 02:50:41 PM
Eating a turkey covered with a gallon of butter does sound delicious though, I have to admit.
 
2013-02-06 02:50:49 PM
salter-brecknell.centralcarolinascale.com
 
2013-02-06 02:52:09 PM
Holy christ, she's so fat her arms have beer bellies.
 
2013-02-06 02:53:58 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 02:54:57 PM

Smackledorfer: Eating a turkey covered with a gallon of butter does sound delicious though, I have to admit.


She uses Country Crock margarine, not butter

/never watched the show, but there are articles galore detailing the eccentricities of this family
 
2013-02-06 02:55:23 PM
Um - yeah, when you're planetary in mass, dropping a 100 lbs is the equivalent to the loss a normal person gets taking a vigorous dump.
 
2013-02-06 02:55:47 PM
Ah, American women. They're just so hot.
 
2013-02-06 02:56:35 PM
You didn't lose it snookums. Look behind you.
 
2013-02-06 02:58:57 PM
There's a beautiful woman inside her just waiting to get out!

I mean that literally. She ate one of the pageant moms last week.
 
2013-02-06 03:00:32 PM
Not clicking that one subby......nosir, not gonna do it.
 
2013-02-06 03:01:56 PM
Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.
 
2013-02-06 03:01:59 PM
How can she turn her head without a neck.
 
2013-02-06 03:04:44 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 03:06:49 PM

karnal: Celebrating Obesity, the old-fashion American way


I think she is pretty much universally mocked for her obesity in America. I mean, maybe somewhere some fatty is like, "Yeah! You go be fat girl!" but it seems like everyone says "Ugh what a fattie."

So not exactly celebrating obesity.
 
2013-02-06 03:08:19 PM
Arms as big as legs, legs as big as people.
 
2013-02-06 03:09:01 PM
 
2013-02-06 03:09:42 PM
Somebody get that woman some iodine.
 
2013-02-06 03:12:45 PM
she only lost 100 pounds, what a loser

/good for her
 
2013-02-06 03:12:48 PM
I'm not gonna click, I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,  I'm not gonna click,

/shiat... I clicked...
 
2013-02-06 03:12:54 PM
Honey f***ing Boo Boo. The few seconds I have seen of this piece of shiat show make me want to barf. Is it just me or does anyone else want to kill something after watching it?
 
2013-02-06 03:16:10 PM
It looks like she lost a little. But 100 pounds...no...no way.
 
2013-02-06 03:17:33 PM
I actually watched a full hour of "Here Comes Honey, Boo, Boo," but was completely wasted when I did it. The only way to watch that show is to turn it into a drinking game.
 
2013-02-06 03:17:36 PM
Actually, it does look like she did.
 
2013-02-06 03:18:49 PM
I believe I see a typo in the headline.
 
2013-02-06 03:19:13 PM
I can only imagine the stench that emanates from all them fat folds: Rotten pork products, processed cheese and stale sweat.
 
2013-02-06 03:21:59 PM

Catsaregreen: I actually watched a full hour of "Here Comes Honey, Boo, Boo," but was completely wasted when I did it. The only way to watch that show is to turn it into a drinking game.


Take a shot every time they eat raw butter?
 
2013-02-06 03:22:29 PM
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap....

oops, I mean

flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
 
2013-02-06 03:22:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-06 03:23:59 PM
I've said it in other threads, every time I see this woman I make an involuntary audible gasp
 
2013-02-06 03:24:49 PM
Which picture is "before" and which picture is "after"?
 
2013-02-06 03:26:50 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.


She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.
 
2013-02-06 03:29:15 PM
She looks like someone made a snowman out of flesh, then showed it the Ark in slow motion.
 
2013-02-06 03:32:23 PM
Lost 100 pounds eh? From the pictures it looks like she found them.
 
2013-02-06 03:34:23 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.


No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.
 
2013-02-06 03:35:58 PM
I just lost a couple mouthfulls of vomit that I'm never going to get back.
 
2013-02-06 03:41:01 PM
two words "vomit inducing"
 
2013-02-06 03:41:53 PM
Any weight that she loses is like Bebe's Kids:  her weight never dies......  IT MULTIPLIES!!!!
 
2013-02-06 03:42:44 PM

Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.


Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.
 
2013-02-06 03:46:40 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.
 
2013-02-06 03:46:44 PM
Good for her if she actually lost 100lbs, but that's like losing a whole other person.  That's insane.
 
2013-02-06 03:47:15 PM
the camera must have added it all back.
 
2013-02-06 03:48:03 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.



You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.
 
2013-02-06 03:49:20 PM
She still looks like a thumb.
 
2013-02-06 03:50:12 PM

Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.


Maybe she reproduces like a Mogwai.
 
2013-02-06 03:52:46 PM
Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...
 
2013-02-06 03:55:35 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...



You bastard....
 
2013-02-06 03:57:20 PM
This is how you do it

img33.imageshack.us
img841.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-06 03:59:08 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here
 
2013-02-06 03:59:47 PM

Atomic Spunk: I couldn't tell the difference between the "before" and "after" shots.


She had a wardrobe consultant on the "after".
 
2013-02-06 04:01:12 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.
 
2013-02-06 04:02:19 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


Well, as the other farker stated, you should post pictures and see what the experts can do to assist you.

But the reality I've known handsome guys that would have very nice looking girls (and some with actually nice personality too) eating out of their hands, and then the next thing I knew is that these guys would dump these girls and start dating the fattest and ugliest she-beasts that I'd ever see...

Those were some serious dafuq moments.... once was one of my best friends and I asked him why... God why...?

His reply:"there's just something about her..".

They eventually broke up after she got caught stealing for the cash register where she worked, ended up cheating on him, etc. (more dafuq moments).  She was so freaking ugly that she looked like a sea lion, eyes so small that her face looked like a bad photoshop job, always lying, always making trouble, and yet... he went after her...

Worse was that he broke up with a seriously cute and unbelievably sweet girl... that was devastated, quit her job and never saw her again. (we all worked at the same place during our younger years).

Thanks to the hippy, I lost track of him as he just abandoned a lot of his friends because of her... sad really.
 
2013-02-06 04:03:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


She looks utterly doable in either state.  Who is that?

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


It's not everyday I wish an airstrike upon someone.  You wins the prize.

barnesbreezers.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-06 04:03:44 PM

Phoenix_M: Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...

Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here


Roast beef sammich or grilled cheese?
 
2013-02-06 04:07:33 PM

imfallen_angel: Phoenix_M: Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...

Thanks..I'm trying to eat my lunch here

Roast beef sammich or grilled cheese?


It's a rare moment when fark induces an actual "lol" for me. This post is one of those moments. Well done.
 
2013-02-06 04:08:09 PM
Stealth Hippo, what if i prefer the first pic?
 
2013-02-06 04:13:00 PM
She lost 100lbs and found 150.
 
2013-02-06 04:16:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

[img33.imageshack.us image 357x647]
[img841.imageshack.us image 610x930]


humminahumminahummina
 
2013-02-06 04:17:10 PM
You people are mean. But seriously, you are quite fat when losing 100 lbs. doesn't really make you look much different.
 
2013-02-06 04:21:40 PM
just wait until that robeast eats another mate

Exactly how desperate were those poor bastards that farked her?   That's one (small) step above bestiality.
 
2013-02-06 04:22:20 PM

SkylineRecords: Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.


Clutch2013: She looks utterly doable in either state. Who is that?


Odd Bird: humminahumminahummina


You can't say I never did nut-ing for ya
 
2013-02-06 04:25:41 PM
I'll buy that she's lost weight. I'd even buy it if she claimed to have lost 50-60 pounds in the past year: it's a lot, but not outside the realm of plausibility, especially if she's doing a lot of running around. But there's no way she lost 100, and there's no way she weighs only 260 in the "after" pic.
 
2013-02-06 04:34:10 PM
she can lose 300 pounds, but that ain't gonna fix that weird ass face of hers. those eyes make my skin crawl.
 
2013-02-06 04:37:12 PM
 
2013-02-06 04:43:29 PM

Raug the Dwarf: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.


I unfortunately have standards. I want a guy who is nice, can make me laugh, & can pay his own bills. You'd think that wasn't too much to ask for. I'm not even that picky with looks.

I don't really do pics on the net. At least not where my face can be shown.
 
2013-02-06 04:48:25 PM

imfallen_angel: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

Well, as the other farker stated, you should post pictures and see what the experts can do to assist you.

But the reality I've known handsome guys that would have very nice looking girls (and some with actually nice personality too) eating out of their hands, and then the next thing I knew is that these guys would dump these girls and start dating the fattest and ugliest she-beasts that I'd ever see...

Those were some serious dafuq moments.... once was one of my best friends and I asked him why... God why...?

His reply:"there's just something about her..".

They eventually broke up after she got caught stealing for the cash register where she worked, ended up cheating on him, etc. (more dafuq moments).  She was so freaking ugly that she looked like a sea lion, eyes so small that her face looked like a bad photoshop job, always lying, always making trouble, and yet... he went after her...

Worse was that he broke up with a seriously cute and unbelievably sweet girl... that was devastated, quit her job and never saw her again. (we all worked at the same place during our younger years).

Thanks to the hippy, I lost track of him as he just abandon ...


You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Thank you for my TF. :) You know who you are.
 
2013-02-06 04:52:22 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


You're just not trying hard enough.  That or you have standards.   This hosebeast?  No standards, so she'll get more guys trying to stick it in.

So...you know, lower your standards and you too can have all kinds of scumbags in and out of you.

I unfortunately have standards. I want a guy who is nice, can make me laugh, & can pay his own bills. You'd think that wasn't too much to ask for. I'm not even that picky with looks.

I don't really do pics on the net. At least not where my face can be shown.


face not necessary
 
2013-02-06 04:54:43 PM

nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)
 
2013-02-06 04:58:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SkylineRecords: Damn. +10 for keeping the boobs.

Clutch2013: She looks utterly doable in either state. Who is that?

Odd Bird: humminahumminahummina

You can't say I never did nut-ing for ya


imagecdn.bodybuilding.com

She's far left.
 
2013-02-06 04:58:35 PM
I was going to say they needed to post an after picture in TFA, but got distracted by The Stealth Hippopotamus

Damn girl. Sexy looks good on you.
 
2013-02-06 05:01:08 PM

Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)


That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.
 
2013-02-06 05:05:16 PM

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


I wouldn't call it a snatch. More of a....tug.
 
2013-02-06 05:06:55 PM
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img855.imageshack.us

Link

boyvoyeur: I was going to say they needed to post an after picture in TFA, but got distracted by The Stealth Hippopotamus

Damn girl. Sexy looks good on you.



you know that aint me right? 'cause I'm a dude
 
2013-02-06 05:10:43 PM
The only way that monster could lose a hundred pounds is on a trip to England.
 
2013-02-06 05:13:32 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 167x267]


Well, I hadn't really wanted to sleep ever again.

Charlie Chingas: Just imagine what that snatch looks like, let alone what it smells like. Just think about it for a minute. Go ahead, touch yourself. It's OK. Here, let me hold you...


Well, I hadn't really wanted to eat ever again.
 
2013-02-06 05:14:11 PM

flynn80: The only way that monster could lose a hundred pounds is on a trip to England.


I think they'd pay her 500,000, tax free and hand-delivered by the Queen herself, if she stayed the hell out.
 
2013-02-06 05:18:47 PM

nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.


Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...
 
2013-02-06 05:28:38 PM
When you are 360 lbs, 100 lbs is only about 30% of body weight. It's not going to look a lot different if you are not adding on muscle. You may have lost weight but it's all just hanging there because you probably lost muscle mass too. When you look at the two pictures there are clues that she lost the weight, such as her upper arms and the size of her Belly. She may have had more muscle when she was 360 - if she has been too busy to eat but is hauled around everywhere and has helpers to do alot of daily chores she may have lost weight but lost more dense muscle and thus her body didn't change as dramatically as someone who works out and ate less.

The unfortunate part is that some people are cursed with genes that cause fat to be stored under the chin on the neck. Most of us when we lose 30% of our fat it will show in our face rather dramatically - but some people have the bad luck of not losing weight there first, but last (if at all). More than likely if she lost another 100 lbs her genes are probably of the ilk that the skin of her neck will just hang there and will not shrink up over time.

I weighed and lost a similar amount to her and my face looked dramatically different, as did my waist. But my upper chest and arms were still huge and needed 2-3x shirts while my pants were all the way down to 40 or 38's. It just depends on your genes and the types of exercise you do.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:14 PM
Honestly, she carries the weight she has in horrible ways, but she's not nearly as huge as some of the people of Walmart type people so...I'm not going anywhere near her anyway.  But still, it's mostly that 3/4ths of her weight is in her chins, I swear.  Without that she'd merely be large instead of disturbing.
 
2013-02-06 05:34:08 PM

nimawai: Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)

That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.


And it's not just the pooper thing. I like porn as much as the other guy (we both watch it together), but I know that it's porn. It's like wrestling. Not everyone is like that. Men today are being conditioned that women are these nasty bags of meat. Some are, some aren't. The secret to a long marriage I think is to be comfortable with your partner, as well as yourself. I'm just rambling.

*AHEM*

Man that lady is so fat it's unhealthy...
 
2013-02-06 05:37:59 PM

max_pooper: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.


Yep. Also, you have standards. And the guys you're looking for do too.
 
2013-02-06 05:46:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: you know that aint me right? 'cause I'm a dude


That's what makes you so stealthy, hot stuff!
 
2013-02-06 05:56:07 PM

fawlty: she can lose 300 pounds, but that ain't gonna fix that weird ass face of hers. those eyes make my skin crawl.


I can't imagine why you would make such an assinine statement, but you are clearly a goof with no class. I'll bet you're a real dreamboat, too, hahahaa.
 
2013-02-06 05:56:40 PM

imfallen_angel: nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...


I don't wear makeup. I never really have. Might be part of why guys don't see me as bangable. They all love me as a friend or little sister type.
 
2013-02-06 06:06:02 PM
sp.life123.com

/roux
 
2013-02-06 06:18:07 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-06 06:21:33 PM

nimawai: imfallen_angel: nimawai: You lot make no sense to me at all. I see the same thing. Guys who dump great girls just to get screwed over by biotches. Ugly ones too. I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

Well, I think that most feel like that...

I've been giving compliments many times in my life, even told that I should go into male dancing or be a male escort (for all that's worth, and for women... before some snarky comment), but then, I've been rejected by women on a regular basis, and most have ended up with nasty guys (but in looks and attitude, etc.) on a regular basis.

I'm now married to an attractive woman, but it took a while to find a "good one".

But a rule of thumb is that I did learn that someone that takes care of themselves and work their best to look somewhat good (nature can be a biatch but doesn't mean that one shouldn't try), does prove the person to be more stable than one that doesn't care, has no pride in themselves, etc.

It's a fine line between making an effort and having some pride in yourself against someone that's vain and arrogant, or uses their looks for evil...

I don't wear makeup. I never really have. Might be part of why guys don't see me as bangable. They all love me as a friend or little sister type.


Eh, I dated a girl who claimed not to own any makeup. Also one of the most beautiful girls I ever worked with has never worn makeup that I have seen in the 8 or so years I have known her. I have also dated women who take 45 minutes to get ready to go to the grocery store.
Do you stab people? I know that's one of my dealbreakers.
 
2013-02-06 06:58:32 PM
I bet she can load up a commode
 
2013-02-06 07:25:25 PM
One imagines that the makeover was inspired by the family's newfound fame - as Ms Shannon is photographed wherever she goes.

Why are they doing this? Please stop it.
 
2013-02-06 07:25:47 PM

Charlie Chingas: nimawai: Charlie Chingas: nimawai: I'm no beauty queen but I've seen girls who are MUCH uglier than I am who go through guys like water. It boggles my mind.

One word: pooper.

/NTTAWTT
//I personally go for a good balance of personality, crazy, and sexy, with a sprinkle of cooky humor.
///married 18 years :)

That might be where I get it wrong. :/

/Except for the sexy part that's pretty much me. I'm a bit crazy & cooky.
//Mom says I'm "special"
///I like hearing about guys who've been married a long time. That's rare these days.

And it's not just the pooper thing. I like porn as much as the other guy (we both watch it together), but I know that it's porn. It's like wrestling. Not everyone is like that. Men today are being conditioned that women are these nasty bags of meat. Some are, some aren't. The secret to a long marriage I think is to be comfortable with your partner, as well as yourself. I'm just rambling.

*AHEM*

Man that lady is so fat it's unhealthy...


I'm one of those girls who actually cares about who she sleeps with. Which is why I've been celibate for a few years now. I'm not an easy ho & it tends to turn guys off pretty fast. Some days I wish I was an easy ho but it's just not who I am. It's sad that a guy turns down a good woman for a quick lay. Guys today have forgotten good things come to those who wait. ;)
 
2013-02-06 07:31:56 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: nimawai: imfallen_angel: nimawai: 
I don't wear makeup. I never really have. Might be part of why guys don't see me as bangable. They all love me as a friend or little sister type.

Eh, I dated a girl who claimed not to own any makeup. Also one of the most beautiful girls I ever worked with has never worn makeup that I have seen in the 8 or so years I have known her. I have also dated women who take 45 minutes to get ready to go to the grocery store.
Do you stab people? I know that's one of my dealbreakers.


Only the ones who deserve it. ;) Usually a good throat punch does the trick & I don't have to break out the knives.

I do own some makeup. I bought some right before I went to Austin for Wizard World. Just the basics & I haven't used it since I got back home.
 
2013-02-06 07:36:11 PM

kroonermanblack: max_pooper: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.

That sound you hear, the one that sounds like a freight train, is the collective sound of 100,000 fat, pasty, neck-bearded, virginal farkers clicking on your profile looking for pics.

Yep. Also, you have standards. And the guys you're looking for do too.


Unfortunately they don't live anywhere near me. :/ Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.
 
2013-02-06 07:59:00 PM
They should have an episode or two where the honey boo boos go to Europe.  The hilarious s**t they would say would be amazing.  Especially when they get their first Europe size portioning.

Or the part where they destroy the plane lavatory.  I would watch that.
 
2013-02-06 08:06:42 PM

Iluvbeer: They should have an episode or two where the honey boo boos go to Europe.  The hilarious s**t they would say would be amazing.  Especially when they get their first Europe size portioning.

Or the part where they destroy the plane lavatory.  I would watch that.


The food budget alone would bankrupt TLC. You know they'd have to pay for it. The normal human sized portions in Europe would merely be an appetizer for Mama June & Co.
 
2013-02-06 08:29:56 PM
Another 100lbs and we'll be able to tell if she has a neck.
 
2013-02-06 08:31:16 PM
Aren't these people dead yet?

Damn it, Diabetes and Cardiac Arrest, do your goddamn jobs! What are we paying you for?
 
2013-02-06 08:40:47 PM

Iluvbeer: They should have an episode or two where the honey boo boos go to Europe.  The hilarious s**t they would say would be amazing.  Especially when they get their first Europe size portioning.

Or the part where they destroy the plane lavatory.  I would watch that.


Odd, most of the countries I visited in Europe had some pretty large portioning in their restaurants. Hell you'll often get large plate sized schnitzel in German restaurants. It's not just the portions, is how they prepare their food, the kind of foods being prepared, and how active their lifestyle is.
 
2013-02-06 08:41:02 PM

SkylineRecords: The Stealth Hippopotamus: This is how you do it

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Damn. +10 for keeping the buying new boobs.


FTFY. At least I think.
 
2013-02-06 08:48:08 PM

nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: Never watched the "show", but I DO wonder what man is guilty of getting this beast pregnant.

She somehow got four men to sleep with her. June has four daughters, each with a different father. I suspect either choroform or roofies were involved.

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.

Yet I still can't find just 1 guy to stick it to me. I just don't get how she can get at least 4 guys to get her pregnant. This woman defies logic. She's bigger than most elephants & to top it off she's even remotely good looking. Some woman can be fat & still look decent. This woman looks like she OD'd on the derp pills.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-02-06 08:56:39 PM
I would actually watch a "Honey Boo-Boo Extreme Make-Over" edition. Do weight loss, and dental work etc. Go all out. It would be a ratings bonanza.
 
2013-02-06 08:59:58 PM

R5D4: I would actually watch a "Honey Boo-Boo Extreme Make-Over" edition. Do weight loss, and dental work etc. Go all out. It would be a ratings bonanza.


And cut the third thumb off the baby .......
 
2013-02-06 09:51:03 PM
Raug the Dwarf:   .

No, man.  Unfortunately, she's just further proof that some guys will stick their dick in anything.  She just happened to have found four different guys and she brought her own sack of flour.


Took four guys to lift that sack of flour.
 
2013-02-06 10:24:47 PM

Mazzic518: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: 
How YOU doin?


Fine Joey. How's Chandler?

Mazzic518: R5D4: I would actually watch a "Honey Boo-Boo Extreme Make-Over" edition. Do weight loss, and dental work etc. Go all out. It would be a ratings bonanza.

And cut the third thumb off the baby .......


I don't understand why they won't get the third thumb taken off. That poor girl is going to get crucified when she starts school. If that were my child I'd have gotten that thing lopped off the first chance I got.
 
2013-02-06 10:50:57 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: She looks like someone made a snowman out of flesh, then showed it the Ark in slow motion.


I've been on fark for YEARS, and this has to be the funniest thing I've read on here. Thanks for making my day.
 
2013-02-06 10:51:46 PM

nimawai: Unfortunately they don't live anywhere near me. :/ Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.


First a small "joke"... so opposite of just enough brains to be a good lay.. the opposite would be...? not enough or too much to be one?

But anyways...

If I had a nickel for all the times I've heard women say such a thing (no good guys around) and though... "what am I chopped liver?"...I'd have many dollars.

I did learn that in time it really was a question of self image and simply finding someone compatible... the fact is, I learned that I wasn't every women's type, but I was some women's type, and it was a question of not getting upset about it.

In a way I went with a easy going mentality of "screw them, it's their lost" attitude but in a nice way...

The result is that I did end up meeting someone who saw what I was.. and when I see or hear about these women that did reject me ranting on about not finding someone good, or having a fairly bland, empty life, still never knowing what they really want.

But you do have to build yourself to be yourself, and do things to show to yourself that you are worth having around, regardless of the other people's way of thinking.. To be honest, that may involve working out, getting in shape, but not for others, not to impress, but for your own self, to be healthy.

A bit of harsh observation that I've had in my life is that many women that have weight issues, have other issues, and a bad underlying attitude because of it, which some would lash out at people, blame others for their own failings, some that could have been great people ended up being someone to avoid due to this.  Then again, some fat guys I've known were just as bad if not worse.

The thing is that you need to be your own person and then, if you find someone that complements your life, then it's great..  if you need someone to fill a void, etc. then you aren't ready for a relationship.

I did a lot of mistakes in my life to get to understand this... I was with the ex from hell for 9 years... (I've given lots of examples on other threads over the years)... I then ended up with another nutjob due to low esteem for a little while.  I then spent 2 years picking myself up, learning about life, people and myself, and when I felt ready to go see if I could find someone to share my life with, I got very lucky, I did in a quite unexpected way... we've been married now for over 10 years, after 2 years of living together, moving in together in about 1 month's time... it just felt right.

Sure it's not all sugar and cream all the time, but we talk things out, we have respect, we respect each other's independence, have trust and dedication.

I learned that living a good life and not having such people around me was key, but my "evil" side is that I do get some satisfaction to see some of the people that either rejected me or treated me like crap end up "reaping what they sowed".

Take the time to really get to know yourself, you might be surprised to why these "guys" are possibly turned off.

I'm sure that there's a part that you are around the wrong guys, but there's also possibly a part that's your fault... and working on that, and I'm not saying to go and lose yourself either, but to maybe see that you do have things and issues to work on.

As far as "what guys want".. here's one detail about when I met my wife... I told her before our first date that I was an honest person, but that I had been alone for quite a while and that I'd be "enthusiastic"... that it was not my sole interest at all, but after a couple of years...

Well... it didn't phase her, she understood that part, and we met on the Friday and she did spend the weekend at my place... and that was over 12 years ago... so..

Anyhow, good luck with all that!
 
2013-02-06 11:30:23 PM
Not a chance in Hell that I click on that link Subby!
 
2013-02-07 12:13:11 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus

This is how you do it.

Not bad! Not crazy about the implants, though.
 
2013-02-07 01:04:36 AM

imfallen_angel: nimawai: Unfortunately they don't live anywhere near me. :/ Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.

First a small "joke"... so opposite of just enough brains to be a good lay.. the opposite would be...? not enough or too much to be one?

But anyways...

If I had a nickel for all the times I've heard women say such a thing (no good guys around) and though... "what am I chopped liver?"...I'd have many dollars.

I did learn that in time it really was a question of self image and simply finding someone compatible... the fact is, I learned that I wasn't every women's type, but I was some women's type, and it was a question of not getting upset about it.

In a way I went with a easy going mentality of "screw them, it's their lost" attitude but in a nice way...

The result is that I did end up meeting someone who saw what I was.. and when I see or hear about these women that did reject me ranting on about not finding someone good, or having a fairly bland, empty life, still never knowing what they really want.

But you do have to build yourself to be yourself, and do things to show to yourself that you are worth having around, regardless of the other people's way of thinking.. To be honest, that may involve working out, getting in shape, but not for others, not to impress, but for your own self, to be healthy.

A bit of harsh observation that I've had in my life is that many women that have weight issues, have other issues, and a bad underlying attitude because of it, which some would lash out at people, blame others for their own failings, some that could have been great people ended up being someone to avoid due to this.  Then again, some fat guys I've known were just as bad if not worse.

The thing is that you need to be your own person and then, if you find someone that comple ...


I am already my own person & I'm pretty comfortable being me. I'm not one of those girls who can't live unless she has someone in her life. Don't get me wrong I'd love to have someone in my life but it's not going to ruin me if I don't. Once I accepted that I'm a dork it grew on me & I like being a dork.

I used to be one of those angry fat girls. One day I realized that no outside force was going to make me happy or "complete" me. I had to do it on my own. Funny thing happened. I started losing weight. So far I've lost 90lbs & am still going. Now I'm at a point where I'd like someone to share my life with but I just have no idea where to meet guys. I detest bars. So that's a total no go. Most guys in bars are only out to get laid. That's not who I am. That's not the kind of guy I want to end up with. So I stay away from bars. I've been out of the game for so long I don't even know where to start.
 
2013-02-07 01:45:15 AM

nimawai: I am already my own person & I'm pretty comfortable being me. I'm not one of those girls who can't live unless she has someone in her life. Don't get me wrong I'd love to have someone in my life but it's not going to ruin me if I don't. Once I accepted that I'm a dork it grew on me & I like being a dork.

I used to be one of those angry fat girls. One day I realized that no outside force was going to make me happy or "complete" me. I had to do it on my own. Funny thing happened. I started losing weight. So far I've lost 90lbs & am still going. Now I'm at a point where I'd like someone to share my life with but I just have no idea where to meet guys. I detest bars. So that's a total no go. Most guys in bars are only out to get laid. That's not who I am. That's not the kind of guy I want to end up with. So I stay away from bars. I've been out of the game for so long I don't even know where to start.


Well, I'm not a bar person either, never was...

I ended up trying the phone chats and the internet dating sites..

Met a bunch of ready sad women... made a few friends, did get some "un-lonely" moments, but overall, nothing really worth while... that's when I took my "alone time".. I had met enough to see that what one claimed on phones or online was not what most really wanted.. I got tired of the lies, but I did look at it as a good people study.

I then concentrated on being a single full-time dad with no support (my family are garbage)... and being one, well, my odds of finding a woman that would accept me as such was fairly low.

The story of how I met my wife was:

After about 2 years alone, I decided that the holidays coming, I wanted to try and have someone to share it with... considering that I had tried the "long distance" via internet and phone story from a "friend" that played me...(long story for another time).

So I went ahead and placed an ad online again.  a few responses but again... head games for the most part.

One "rule" I would tell women was that after my experience from the previous years, there was no "let's spend weeks on the phone getting to know each other", as all the ones that pulled this, ended up being liers about pretty much everything.  I wanted to meet as soon as possible and get to know each other face to face.

Then a week in, I get an instant message, but I hadn't given my online name out...at least not to anyone lately.  Turned out that an old ad from the prior years was still active and someone had figured out my chat name (not really a big puzzle, but still I had placed hints in my ad).

She had decided to have a look at the site and saw my picture, which was me and my three daughters. (which were quite young then)  She loved children and a single dad didn't phase her, if anything, it intrigued her.

So one phone call and we made plans to meet on the Friday, and well, you already read the rest. We met, we talked, not able to find a restaurant with a free table we went to my place where I cooked supper and she never wanted to leave...

So all this to say that by a bunch of coincidences and such, one needs to be at the right time and place and you can meet the right person... but it'll be when or if it's meant to be...

But for the people that I've seen ending up alone and such, there's so many reasons that they do, and most of these reasons are "them" and how they acted, etc.

I remember my single years and the search of were to meet someone, and turned out that it was just putting myself out there... and when I went out, I didn't really have trouble talking to women, introducing myself and such.. I was simply not very lucky at times and didn't meet many available women, but I also too it in stride that if one would be worth it, and saw me in the same way, we'd hit it off... and eventually, I did meet such a woman.

But during my "search" I'd just find ways to simply talk to any woman that would catch my eye and see if it'd be worth my time and such.

But as my previous post (and combining it with this one).. I was a single dad with three daughters, two with handicaps, who had just rebuild a very devastated life... this scared pretty much all women (except one of course)... and the end of the story is... most of these women never did find someone all that great, if they did meet someone at all... no big romances, etc... while I found a woman that did get the whole package because she saw more than the "baggage"...

If anything, I've ended up with less "baggage" than most men that have none of my "situation", no exes from hell, no children, more money that I did, etc....

BTW, just a bit more to provide you with some more perspective... my wife also has multiple sclerosis to add my my kid's handicaps (severe autism and the other with dysphaxia), and my wife's kids, one with a serious case of bipolar (huge and terrible story about that one).  And that's just a few things... I could fill a book with my story.. which many have told me that I should write it... maybe one day.
 
2013-02-07 02:10:37 AM

nimawai: Mazzic518: nimawai: Raug the Dwarf: FuryOfFirestorm: jehovahs witness protection: 
How YOU doin?

Fine Joey. How's Chandler?

Mazzic518: R5D4: I would actually watch a "Honey Boo-Boo Extreme Make-Over" edition. Do weight loss, and dental work etc. Go all out. It would be a ratings bonanza.

And cut the third thumb off the baby .......

I don't understand why they won't get the third thumb taken off. That poor girl is going to get crucified when she starts school. If that were my child I'd have gotten that thing lopped off the first chance I got.


Course in that area maybe the more fingers you have the more popular you are heh
 
2013-02-07 08:43:18 AM

nimawai: imfallen_angel: nimawai: Unfortunately they don't live anywhere near me. :/ Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.

First a small "joke"... so opposite of just enough brains to be a good lay.. the opposite would be...? not enough or too much to be one?

But anyways...

If I had a nickel for all the times I've heard women say such a thing (no good guys around) and though... "what am I chopped liver?"...I'd have many dollars.

I did learn that in time it really was a question of self image and simply finding someone compatible... the fact is, I learned that I wasn't every women's type, but I was some women's type, and it was a question of not getting upset about it.

In a way I went with a easy going mentality of "screw them, it's their lost" attitude but in a nice way...

The result is that I did end up meeting someone who saw what I was.. and when I see or hear about these women that did reject me ranting on about not finding someone good, or having a fairly bland, empty life, still never knowing what they really want.

But you do have to build yourself to be yourself, and do things to show to yourself that you are worth having around, regardless of the other people's way of thinking.. To be honest, that may involve working out, getting in shape, but not for others, not to impress, but for your own self, to be healthy.

A bit of harsh observation that I've had in my life is that many women that have weight issues, have other issues, and a bad underlying attitude because of it, which some would lash out at people, blame others for their own failings, some that could have been great people ended up being someone to avoid due to this.  Then again, some fat guys I've known were just as bad if not worse.

The thing is that you need to be your own person and then, if you find som ...


Try online dating if you're out of school.  I think most people meet their partners either at school or work.  If you can cross those off your list, try the online thing.  I know a few people now married who met their partner through a dating website.
 
2013-02-07 09:26:51 AM
I'll speak to the hot guy dating an obnoxious ham-beast thing. You can't really control who you fall in love with, unfortunately, and hot guys, like hot girls, tend to go through life on the supply side of the love-sex-etc market. They're generally unprepared to find themselves on the demand side, and tend to when they find that person who isn't going to bend over backwards for them. And frankly there are some ugly people out there, ugly in body and personality, that are going to be that special person to trigger love in that poor, hot bastard.

I'm calling it a market because it's essentially a matter of those who don't get hit on hitting on those that do. Sometimes you cross over from being hit on, to doing the hitting, but mostly you follow your role and your outcomes will be determined by how that role fits into your sexual preferences, and your personality, life situation, etc.
 
2013-02-07 10:46:30 AM
She's 33 are you KIDDING me?? Ignoring the fact that she's a grandma at 33, she looks 50 easily.

I love fark. It makes me feel really, really good sometimes.
 
2013-02-07 01:12:32 PM

nimawai: Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.

I'm one of the outliers when it comes to guys, it seems. The tall, blond, ditzy thing never did it for me. I actually dislike blond hair in general. My ideal type is shorter (5'2"-5'6"), dark hair, and smart. It sounds like I'm trying to hit on you, but I'm just trying to say that guys who like that kind of thing are out there.



nimawai: Now I'm at a point where I'd like someone to share my life with but I just have no idea where to meet guys. I detest bars. So that's a total no go. Most guys in bars are only out to get laid. That's not who I am. That's not the kind of guy I want to end up with. So I stay away from bars. I've been out of the game for so long I don't even know where to start.


[Brofist], girl-bro. I know the feeling.
 
2013-02-07 01:35:18 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 04:57:41 PM
"Honey Boo Boo's mom says she has lost a lot of weight. With hot pics of how great she now looks"

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-07 05:50:51 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: nimawai: Here all they want is some tall skinny blind with just enough brains to be a good lay. I am the complete opposite. I'm short, chubby, dark haired, & can think for myself. Especially that thinking for myself bit tends to turn guys off.

I'm one of the outliers when it comes to guys, it seems. The tall, blond, ditzy thing never did it for me. I actually dislike blond hair in general. My ideal type is shorter (5'2"-5'6"), dark hair, and smart. It sounds like I'm trying to hit on you, but I'm just trying to say that guys who like that kind of thing are out there.

nimawai: Now I'm at a point where I'd like someone to share my life with but I just have no idea where to meet guys. I detest bars. So that's a total no go. Most guys in bars are only out to get laid. That's not who I am. That's not the kind of guy I want to end up with. So I stay away from bars. I've been out of the game for so long I don't even know where to start.

[Brofist], girl-bro. I know the feeling.


Darnit I just missed out. I'm only 5ft 1in. Oh well. :P I'm not into blonds either. My type is dark hair & light eyes. He has to be taller than I am. Which isn't hard to find. lol I also love guys who are intelligent, funny, a bit quirky. He'd also have to be into geeky type things. I don't think it's a lot to ask for. I just can't seem to find a guy who fits that & I'm not willing to settle for less. My mother has been on me for years to find a guy. I've always told her I'd rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.

Girl-bro fist bump back.
 
2013-02-07 05:58:43 PM

Dissociater: nimawai: imfallen_angel: nimawai: 
The thing is that you need to be your own person and then, if you ...


I understand the disabled thing. It turns off a LOT of guys. I'm legally blind. I'm completely night blind. So it's even harder to find a guy who's willing to put up with the challenges that I face ever day. I don't drive & never will. There's the stigma that all blind/legally blind people are bumbling morons. (Hint: We're not) It's also the fact that I'm "damaged" & would this get passed onto my kids. It won't but people think that way. (My mother caught a cold while I was in utero & it pretty much destroyed my retinas.) What they don't understand is that everyone in life has their challenges. Yes it's a part of who I am & it alters the way I do things but it isn't WHO I am. I am more than just my disability.

You must be a good man to have seen past your wife's disability. Also the fact that you're taking care of 2 kids with major disabilities. That's got to be rough. If I had met you 12+ yrs ago I'd have probably given you a chance.
 
2013-02-07 06:35:30 PM

nimawai: Darnit I just missed out. I'm only 5ft 1in. Oh well. :P I'm not into blonds either. My type is dark hair & light eyes. He has to be taller than I am. Which isn't hard to find. lol I also love guys who are intelligent, funny, a bit quirky. He'd also have to be into geeky type things. I don't think it's a lot to ask for. I just can't seem to find a guy who fits that & I'm not willing to settle for less. My mother has been on me for years to find a guy. I've always told her I'd rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.

Girl-bro fist bump back.


Yeah, no sense in settling. Aside from the light eyes that's pretty much me. That's basically what I'm looking for in a girl, too. I want a charming geek girl. You'll have it easier than I, though, as there are lots more guys who will fit that description than there are girls. But in any case, good luck in life, girl-bro.
 
2013-02-07 08:24:08 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: nimawai: Darnit I just missed out. I'm only 5ft 1in. Oh well. :P I'm not into blonds either. My type is dark hair & light eyes. He has to be taller than I am. Which isn't hard to find. lol I also love guys who are intelligent, funny, a bit quirky. He'd also have to be into geeky type things. I don't think it's a lot to ask for. I just can't seem to find a guy who fits that & I'm not willing to settle for less. My mother has been on me for years to find a guy. I've always told her I'd rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.

Girl-bro fist bump back.

Yeah, no sense in settling. Aside from the light eyes that's pretty much me. That's basically what I'm looking for in a girl, too. I want a charming geek girl. You'll have it easier than I, though, as there are lots more guys who will fit that description than there are girls. But in any case, good luck in life, girl-bro.


lol If it were that easy to find a guy like that I'd have someone by now. I hate how guys say it's so much easier for a girl. In all honesty it isn't.

The reason I want a geek guy is so that I have someone to talk to. A long time ago I had a boyfriend that was good looking but dumb as a box of rocks. It got old real fast. We had nothing in common. Absolutely nothing. If I remember correctly he hadn't even seen Star Wars. Even nongeeks like that movie.

Good luck to you too.
 
2013-02-07 08:53:30 PM

nimawai: lol If it were that easy to find a guy like that I'd have someone by now. I hate how guys say it's so much easier for a girl. In all honesty it isn't.


Eh, I'm looking at it as more of a numbers kind of thing. There are, or rather there seems to be, more geek guys than geek girls. Hell, ever been to a sci-fi/gaming/anime convention and looked around? Total sausage fest. Actually, thinking about the people I've seen at those types of places there is probably a quality vs quantity factor to consider. I'm not one to cling to stereotypes, but goddamn some of them seem like they do it on purpose. Ok, you're right. It sucks equally for both of us.

Hrm. So, you seem like you might be a decent girl geek bro person. Mind if I ask you to critique that's something a tad personal for me? I need a girl's opinion. Through email, though.
 
2013-02-07 09:38:04 PM
Here's a pop question kiddies: If you had to chose between watching a 6 hour marathon of Jersey Shore or Honey Boo Boo or sawing off your handcuffed arm to escape what would you chose? For the record I'd probably chose Jersey Shore after giving the saw a good, long look.
 
2013-02-07 11:19:38 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: nimawai: lol If it were that easy to find a guy like that I'd have someone by now. I hate how guys say it's so much easier for a girl. In all honesty it isn't.

Eh, I'm looking at it as more of a numbers kind of thing. There are, or rather there seems to be, more geek guys than geek girls. Hell, ever been to a sci-fi/gaming/anime convention and looked around? Total sausage fest. Actually, thinking about the people I've seen at those types of places there is probably a quality vs quantity factor to consider. I'm not one to cling to stereotypes, but goddamn some of them seem like they do it on purpose. Ok, you're right. It sucks equally for both of us.

Hrm. So, you seem like you might be a decent girl geek bro person. Mind if I ask you to critique that's something a tad personal for me? I need a girl's opinion. Through email, though.


Go for it.
 
2013-02-08 12:06:12 AM

nimawai: Darnit I just missed out. I'm only 5ft 1in. Oh well. :P I'm not into blonds either. My type is dark hair & light eyes. He has to be taller than I am. Which isn't hard to find. lol I also love guys who are intelligent, funny, a bit quirky. He'd also have to be into geeky type things. I don't think it's a lot to ask for. I just can't seem to find a guy who fits that & I'm not willing to settle for less. My mother has been on me for years to find a guy. I've always told her I'd rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.


I actually fit all those criteria. I'm 5 ft 9 in, with brown hair and hazel eyes, voted class clown in high school and I can recite from memory all the members of the Legion of Super Heroes, including their powers, their real names and which planet they came from.

Unfortunately, I likes teh cock. Sorry.
 
2013-02-08 03:22:40 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: nimawai: Darnit I just missed out. I'm only 5ft 1in. Oh well. :P I'm not into blonds either. My type is dark hair & light eyes. He has to be taller than I am. Which isn't hard to find. lol I also love guys who are intelligent, funny, a bit quirky. He'd also have to be into geeky type things. I don't think it's a lot to ask for. I just can't seem to find a guy who fits that & I'm not willing to settle for less. My mother has been on me for years to find a guy. I've always told her I'd rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.

I actually fit all those criteria. I'm 5 ft 9 in, with brown hair and hazel eyes, voted class clown in high school and I can recite from memory all the members of the Legion of Super Heroes, including their powers, their real names and which planet they came from.

Unfortunately, I likes teh cock. Sorry.


LOL! That's ok. So do I. ;) We can still be friends & go check out guys together.
 
2013-02-08 09:01:31 AM

Richard C Stanford: Here's a pop question kiddies: If you had to chose between watching a 6 hour marathon of Jersey Shore or Honey Boo Boo or sawing off your handcuffed arm to escape what would you chose? For the record I'd probably chose Jersey Shore after giving the saw a good, long look.


I've honestly never watched either... the only thing I've seen (and learned) about them is via Fark and such.

But given a choice, Jersey shore as it appears to be something that Jerry Springer would have as guests, while HBB is just stomach turning.
 
2013-02-08 09:07:54 AM

nimawai: You must be a good man to have seen past your wife's disability. Also the fact that you're taking care of 2 kids with major disabilities. That's got to be rough. If I had met you 12+ yrs ago I'd have probably given you a chance.


Oh, it has it's moments... to put it lightly, as honestly, that's not even 1/3 of the things that I deal with...

To say it mildly, whenever I take vacation time, I'd need a vacation from the vacation, then probably another vacation from that one... it's like 3 layers of ...hmmm...


And the funny thing is, that as geek goes... here's my desk...(well part of it...and older picture, so I now have more... and this is but a small sample, I have more all over the house and in boxes)

i478.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 03:58:44 PM

nimawai: LOL! That's ok. So do I. ;) We can still be friends & go check out guys together.


I like how you think!

imfallen_angel: And the funny thing is, that as geek goes... here's my desk...(well part of it...and older picture, so I now have more... and this is but a small sample, I have more all over the house and in boxes)


Is that a G1 Jetfire I see?

I would fellate you for it so hard, your testicles will implode.
 
2013-02-08 04:41:32 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Is that a G1 Jetfire I see?


Actually its a Robotech/Macross Revoltech (transformable but a pain to do) that's further in.

There is a Jetfire, but it's the "remake" from a few years ago...

BUT... I do have the G1 Jetfire in the box with the *&^#$^&* gun clip that's missing thanks to my ex (no idea what the hell she was doing with it that day as my toys never interested her).  But aside that, all parts, but one wing that was broken when I bought it (and it was the only one that I was able to find), but superglue has worked and it's still holding after a good 20 years.

BTW, all the "little jets on the right side are the "Hooligans" variants, which I now have the whole set (with a few extras), including the Comic-con black variant. These are the most fantastic smallish version of the Jetfire/Veritech (Robotech/Macross) even made... one variant was called Jetfire with the original colours...

i478.photobucket.com

Another older picture with a few different ones out (I rotate some of them every so often) and on the right, you can see the orange in robot mode and the Jetfire variant in the back.
 
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