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2013-02-06 01:14:42 PM
 
2013-02-06 01:26:08 PM
Not interested. I can waste my time quite adequately enough, thankyewverymuch.
 
2013-02-06 01:43:58 PM
 "Can Nietzsche's rejection of traditional morality justify Bart's bad behavior?"

Short answer: 'no'

Long answer:

If one accepts that Bart isfundamentallynihilistic then maybe - but then, as a 'child' wouldn't that be expected - at least to a degree?

If so, then Lisa counterpoints with more enlightenment, idealism - and [occasionally] refreshing cynicism. Homer and Marge represent their 'role' models, respectively. Maggie, perhaps more of a blank canvas, exhibits both - sometimes in unexpected ways.

If we believe the Simpsons is an allegory for contempory American society (and not just America), then Bart's behaviouris justified if only because contemporary America has deemed it so. If wedon't then perhaps he's just a character in a satirical cartoon show.

It's amusing perhaps because it hits close to home. It forces us to laugh at some aspects of our own nature we may not otherwise be comfortable with, were they subject to more 'objective' scrutiny.

If [many] people didn't [even on a subconcious level] aspire to emulate some of Bart/Homer's disregard for convention then it would have no resonance. The same could be said of Lisa/Marge's aim to 'do the right thing'. Perhaps Mr. Burns represents some derivative of an Orwellian state ... and so on!

Homer's behaviour is excused because he's [portrayed as] an idiot, Bart because he's a nihilistic child who emulates his Father. Marge because she's [portrayed as] intelligent but frustrated with many aspects of her life, perhaps rueing some of the choices she made along the way. Lisa because she's an idealistic child who emulates her Mother.

It's also true that that blamingpoliticians and legislation (while certainly a factor) is a convenient vehicle to avoid individual responsibility for what we collectively dislike about contempory society. After all, it's much rarer to heap praise on official organs for the things we dolike, isn't it we tend to reserve that accolade unto ourselves, so one might ask ... why is that?
 
2013-02-06 02:32:11 PM

whistleridge: "Can Nietzsche's rejection of traditional morality justify Bart's bad behavior?"

Short answer: 'no'.

Long answer:

If one accepts that Bart isfundamentallynihilistic then maybe - but then, as a 'child' wouldn't that be expected - at least to a degree?

If so, then Lisa counterpoints with more enlightenment, idealism - and [occasionally] refreshing cynicism. Homer and Marge represent their 'role' models, respectively. Maggie, perhaps more of a blank canvas, exhibits both - sometimes in unexpected ways.

If we believe the Simpsons is an allegory for contempory American society (and not just America), then Bart's behaviouris justified if only because contemporary America has deemed it so. If wedon't then perhaps he's just a character in a satirical cartoon show.

It's amusing perhaps because it hits close to home. It forces us to laugh at some aspects of our own nature we may not otherwise be comfortable with, were they subject to more 'objective' scrutiny.

If [many] people didn't [even on a subconcious level] aspire to emulate some of Bart/Homer's disregard for convention then it would have no resonance. The same could be said of Lisa/Marge's aim to 'do the right thing'. Perhaps Mr. Burns represents some derivative of an Orwellian state ... and so on!

Homer's behaviour is excused because he's [portrayed as] an idiot, Bart because he's a nihilistic child who emulates his Father. Marge because she's [portrayed as] intelligent but frustrated with many aspects of her life, perhaps rueing some of the choices she made along the way. Lisa because she's an idealistic child who emulates her Mother.

It's also true that that blamingpoliticians and legislation (while certainly a factor) is a convenient vehicle to avoid individual responsibility for what we collectively dislike about contempory society. After all, it's much rarer to heap praise on official organs for the things we dolike, isn't it we tend to reserve that accolade unto ourselves, so one might ask ... why is t ...


My cat's breath smells like cat food.
 
2013-02-06 02:32:16 PM
Cyberporn and Society  www.mnn.com

Now there a class I really could fap...er,  get an A in.
 
2013-02-06 02:32:41 PM
They seem topical enough.  Back in the day, I took a course on Women's Popular Media that was offered through the ender, Women's and Sexuality Studies program.  We watched soaps and read Harlequin Romances and stuff like that.  I thought it was fascinating.

I still remember the formula for a great Harlequin Romances.  I should actually sit down and write one one of these days.
 
2013-02-06 02:33:34 PM
I've taken a version of the garbage class.  It was mostly a history of urban infrastructure & planning.  It was fascinating.
 
2013-02-06 02:47:39 PM
I took a class called "The Politics of 'The Lord of the Rings'". It was basically a waste but I needed a class in that department to fulfill a degree requirement.
 
2013-02-06 02:51:34 PM
The only one even remotely interesting is the one about the consequences of garbage.  The rest of them are just clownshiat.
 
2013-02-06 03:06:00 PM

nekom: The only one even remotely interesting is the one about the consequences of garbage.  The rest of them are just clownshiat.


Some of them seemed good... the cyberporn one (especially with the whole sexting craze), and the one on fat is certainly relevant lately.  Otherwise I agree with you.
 
2013-02-06 03:15:05 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I've taken a version of the garbage class. It was mostly a history of urban infrastructure & planning. It was fascinating.


I once took a condensed urban studies class over the summer (3 weeks, 5 days a week, 4 hours a day or something like that). We basically were learning about urban planning (Harlem, Park Slope and Brooklyn Heights), modern architecture (saw some really ugly buildings in Manhattan I had never paid attention to), how the city functioned and it's infrastructure. While most of the trips involved visiting different NYC neighborhoods in the late 80s, one trip was to a waste management plant. That was very interesting (and not as stinky as I thought it would be).
 
2013-02-06 03:24:17 PM
While these classes may be interesting as seminars it's ridiculous that they're for college freaking credit.
 
2013-02-06 03:40:46 PM
The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.
 
2013-02-06 03:41:50 PM
underwater basket weaving actually involves making baskets by dipping reeds into water and letting them soak

Oh... oh god.
 
2013-02-06 04:15:36 PM

nekom: The only one even remotely interesting is the one about the consequences of garbage.  The rest of them are just clownshiat.


Ever had real maple syrup that you've harvesting and cooked down yourself?
 
2013-02-06 04:15:45 PM
Well at least we can confirm that philosophy majors really have been wasting their time.
 
2013-02-06 04:16:15 PM
sulco:  Ever had real maple syrup that you've harvesting and cooked down yourself?

I think I need to retake the grammar class.
 
2013-02-06 04:18:41 PM
Courses are not one of the major reasons I'd like to go back to college.   Being surrounded by beautiful coeds and actually having 15 more years experience in the real world would make it oh so easy.
 
2013-02-06 04:20:10 PM
I once attended a theological seminar on The Life of Brian.
 
2013-02-06 04:20:17 PM
I used Starcraft for an operations mgmt course, specifically the mining aspect.  It was pretty fun for displaying rudimentary capacity and resource problems.
 
2013-02-06 04:20:34 PM
No class makes me want to return to college.

The ample supply of attractive women with loose morals and drinking problems and the easy access to premium green take care of that.
 
2013-02-06 04:22:17 PM
Back when I was in college, you could take month-long classes between semesters. They were generally the younger professors' only chance to use their imaginations in course creation. It tended that the more "fru-fru" the class, the more work was actually involved. The course description might make it seem like you're watching a movie every day in class, but it didn't mention that you had to write a paper about each movie.

One class I didn't take, but wish I had, was on the Geography of Food. Why places have different food cultures, that sort of thing. Of course, maybe if I had taken the class I wouldn't be so interested in it today.
 
2013-02-06 04:23:59 PM
Professor Jacqueline Johnson's course Fat Studies at George Washington University is just one of many that are popping up on college campuses across the nation. The class teaches students to think of body size critically and politically, and it aims to promote weight awareness and acceptance among people of all shapes and sizes.

We had a mandatory Active Lifestyles class.  Class part taught ^this.  The lab part was basically gym class for college kids.

/easy A though
 
2013-02-06 04:24:17 PM

give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.


The only reason to go to UK is for the women, the school is focused on research, not teaching.
 
2013-02-06 04:24:31 PM
Maple Syrup: The Real Thing
Vermont kids get that before 1st grade.
 
2013-02-06 04:25:34 PM
Underwater basket weaving
Yeah, that's been around since the fraking 60s.
And you know who took it?
Trustafarians, and nothing has changed on the stoner front.
 
2013-02-06 04:26:44 PM
Lady gaga has 300 cds? WTF?
 
2013-02-06 04:27:10 PM
Fat studies
Just shut up and take their money.
That's too obvious.
Easy as picking up the chicks with issues streaming out of Psyche 101
 
2013-02-06 04:27:12 PM
I know every generation says it, but Generation Y is going to be the United States downfall.
 
2013-02-06 04:27:17 PM
The Popular Logic one (or whatever it's called) seems legitimately academic.
 
2013-02-06 04:28:18 PM
Six of those courses are available at colleges in California. I'm not sure why I noticed that.
 
2013-02-06 04:28:35 PM
The other ones are media studies, and if you need to take a course and pay money to figure out that shiait is shait and crap is crap, and how to polish it up and serve it, then you deserve every ditch digging job you wind up with.
 
2013-02-06 04:29:03 PM
15 college courses that will make you want to go back to school colleges more money

FTFY subby
 
2013-02-06 04:29:47 PM

give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.


Because the jocks need history credits.
 
2013-02-06 04:30:15 PM

Begoggle: 15 college courses that will make you want to go back to school colleges more money

FTFY subby


^^^^THIS^^^^
 
2013-02-06 04:30:20 PM
Is this what film studies survey courses have come to?
 
2013-02-06 04:30:21 PM
I would take the Harry Potter class in an instant.
 
2013-02-06 04:30:26 PM

spanarkelspinner: Six of those courses are available at colleges in California. I'm not sure why I noticed that.


not a medical card carrier for the weed, are you?
 
2013-02-06 04:30:31 PM
And California wonders why the rest of the country doesn't take them seriously. Oh, yeah, Portlandia seems more like a documentary now.
 
2013-02-06 04:32:34 PM
Back when I was first pursuing my first graduate degree I took an undergraduate course just for fun: Philosophy and Rock Music. The major thing that I learned from that class was that I was one of those freaks that actually bothered to listen to the lyrics of the song. I was floored by how many of the students in that class had not idea what the lyrics to their favorite song were actually about. I still recall how this group of go-eds almost went into a riot when they actually bothered to listen to Van Halen's "Black and Blue". Although, maybe that was just for show after being found out.
 
2013-02-06 04:32:41 PM

vudukungfu: give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.

Because the jocks need history credits.


for what?  UK basketball players are only there for 2 semesters.
 
2013-02-06 04:34:57 PM
I took History of Rock I & II as a prerequisite to History of the Beatles.

History of Frank Zappa was also offered when I was there.
 
2013-02-06 04:35:06 PM

thorthor: Lady gaga has 300 cds? WTF?


Yeah, I was equally surprised at how much total crap Phish was able to put on CDs.
I should probably enroll in the Phish as a Counter Culture course.
I'd have to bootleg the text books, of course.
 
2013-02-06 04:35:10 PM

sulco: Ever had real maple syrup that you've harvesting and cooked down yourself?


Ever learned to speak the English language?
 
2013-02-06 04:35:33 PM
In other news, college professors offer amusing seminar courses to introduce subject matter in a topical and offbeat way.
 
2013-02-06 04:35:55 PM

sulco: I think I need to retake the grammar class.


I think I need to read two posts further down the page before snarking.
 
2013-02-06 04:36:01 PM
I'm disappointed that UCSB's surfing class wasn't on there.  And Cal Poly's bowling class.

I wonder if that Popular 'Logic' on TV Judge Shows class examines why Judge Judy is such a c00nt.
 
2013-02-06 04:36:21 PM
I took an English course - third year, at that - on the works of Carlos Castaneda.

We spent a grand total of about three hours actually discussing the works of Castaneda. We only covered the three "Yaqui" books, at that.

The entire rest of the course featured the class sitting in the room with the teacher and talking about whatever we felt like. Some times, he played guitar. There were no tests.

/got an A, along with everyone else who bothered to show up
//the rest? B.
///Yes, including the guy who basically dropped out in October and left town
 
2013-02-06 04:37:19 PM
My Favorite 3 classes my last semester at Purdue:

Bugs: Friend or Foe (Entomology)
Human Sexuality (we watched porn) (Psychology)
Wine Appreciation (we drank in class) (RHIT)

That was how you finish strong (also took Intro to acting that semester)
 
2013-02-06 04:37:21 PM

Krieghund: Back when I was in college, you could take month-long classes between semesters. They were generally the younger professors' only chance to use their imaginations in course creation. It tended that the more "fru-fru" the class, the more work was actually involved. The course description might make it seem like you're watching a movie every day in class, but it didn't mention that you had to write a paper about each movie.

One class I didn't take, but wish I had, was on the Geography of Food. Why places have different food cultures, that sort of thing. Of course, maybe if I had taken the class I wouldn't be so interested in it today.


I took Wilderness Living Techniques.  I expected to learn how to identify edible plants, find which way is north by making a compass out of a needle, start a fire from scratch, but it was pretty lame.   We just goofed off in class all semester and then went camping one night, and got really wasted in the woods.  Which isn't awful, but I still don't know if I should eated the purple berry or not.
 
2013-02-06 04:38:15 PM

cirby: I took an English course - third year, at that - on the works of Carlos Castaneda.

We spent a grand total of about three hours actually discussing the works of Castaneda. We only covered the three "Yaqui" books, at that.

The entire rest of the course featured the class sitting in the room with the teacher and talking about whatever we felt like. Some times, he played guitar. There were no tests.

/got an A, along with everyone else who bothered to show up
//the rest? B.
///Yes, including the guy who basically dropped out in October and left town


Professer Hauser at Penn State did that.
Fraking stoner with leather patches on his sweater elbows.
 
2013-02-06 04:38:27 PM

ToddMU03: I took History of Rock I & II as a prerequisite to History of the Beatles.

History of Frank Zappa was also offered when I was there.


My kids took History of Rock in high school. They'd come home and tell me something they learned that day and I couold come back with 2 or 3 related things they didn't cover. Pretty much the only time I ever thought 'I should be teaching that class'
 
2013-02-06 04:38:29 PM

whistleridge: "Can Nietzsche's rejection of traditional morality justify Bart's bad behavior?"

Short answer: 'no'.

Long answer:

If one accepts that Bart isfundamentallynihilistic then maybe - but then, as a 'child' wouldn't that be expected - at least to a degree?

If so, then Lisa counterpoints with more enlightenment, idealism - and [occasionally] refreshing cynicism. Homer and Marge represent their 'role' models, respectively. Maggie, perhaps more of a blank canvas, exhibits both - sometimes in unexpected ways.

If we believe the Simpsons is an allegory for contempory American society (and not just America), then Bart's behaviouris justified if only because contemporary America has deemed it so. If wedon't then perhaps he's just a character in a satirical cartoon show.

It's amusing perhaps because it hits close to home. It forces us to laugh at some aspects of our own nature we may not otherwise be comfortable with, were they subject to more 'objective' scrutiny.

If [many] people didn't [even on a subconcious level] aspire to emulate some of Bart/Homer's disregard for convention then it would have no resonance. The same could be said of Lisa/Marge's aim to 'do the right thing'. Perhaps Mr. Burns represents some derivative of an Orwellian state ... and so on!

Homer's behaviour is excused because he's [portrayed as] an idiot, Bart because he's a nihilistic child who emulates his Father. Marge because she's [portrayed as] intelligent but frustrated with many aspects of her life, perhaps rueing some of the choices she made along the way. Lisa because she's an idealistic child who emulates her Mother.

It's also true that that blamingpoliticians and legislation (while certainly a factor) is a convenient vehicle to avoid individual responsibility for what we collectively dislike about contempory society. After all, it's much rarer to heap praise on official organs for the things we dolike, isn't it we tend to reserve that accolade unto ourselves, so one might ask ... why is t ...


Short answer: "Yes with an if..."
Long answer: "No with a but..."
 
2013-02-06 04:40:49 PM

vudukungfu: give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.

Because the jocks need history credits.



Gotta keep them eligible somehow.
 
2013-02-06 04:42:13 PM

brap: They seem topical enough.  Back in the day, I took a course on Women's Popular Media that was offered through the ender, Women's and Sexuality Studies program.  We watched soaps and read Harlequin Romances and stuff like that.  I thought it was fascinating.

I still remember the formula for a great Harlequin Romances.  I should actually sit down and write one one of these days.


Yeah, these are WTF? things on firast glance, but they all cover interesting, important or fun points. Nobody is going to go to school if every class is either Calculus, English or Physics. There is a social element involved.
 
2013-02-06 04:43:09 PM

Crewmannumber6: ToddMU03: I took History of Rock I & II as a prerequisite to History of the Beatles.

History of Frank Zappa was also offered when I was there.

My kids took History of Rock in high school. They'd come home and tell me something they learned that day and I couold come back with 2 or 3 related things they didn't cover. Pretty much the only time I ever thought 'I should be teaching that class'


Seems they've added History of Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan. And History of Rock III.

http://music.indiana.edu/departments/academic/general-studies/course s/ index.shtml

Other courses that jumped out were Steel Drumming and Hand Drumming. But you could learn hand drumming from the dirty hippies with the drum circle outside of Collins.
 
2013-02-06 04:43:49 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: underwater basket weaving actually involves making baskets by dipping reeds into water and letting them soak

Oh... oh god.


3.bp.blogspot.com

The stock photo they used was actually of a sweetgrass basket being woven.  Those things take time, so they are correspondingly very expensive.  To make a small one, maybe a day's weaving, and around $150.  Bigger ones - of an actually useful size - can take a few days, and go for several hundred.  That's if you're buying one from an average maker;  baskets by known artists can go for thousands.

Of course, the people who make them sure as fark didn't go to college to learn how.
 
2013-02-06 04:47:05 PM
Assume a 16 credit load and breakdown the cost for one of those classes.
Don't forget the book(s), misc college admin fees and, if applicable, lab/trip and housing costs.

*$4000 semester: ignore housing, lab and book fees
3 credit class on Lady Gaga for your snowflake will set you back $750.

Now add the cost of supporting that snowflake because they were beat out of a job.  Probably by a kid of the call center schmuck you dealt with last night.

Where'd I leave that onion belt...

*not necessarily indicative of college costs in your area
 
2013-02-06 04:47:40 PM

Girion47: vudukungfu: give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.

Because the jocks need history credits.

for what?  UK basketball players are only there for 2 semesters.



I think the current bunch will be there for a little longer. Excellent recruits, but they just aren't jelling as a team. They're only 18-6 this season, and they lost a home game (first one in three years). The only real stand-out is Nerlens Noel (and his high flat-top).
 
2013-02-06 04:48:03 PM

pizen: Rings'". It was basically a waste but I needed a class in that department to fulfill a degree requirement.


I had to fill a degree requirement, so I ended up taking Spy Fiction. But what was really sad is that I *wanted* to take a Technical Writing class, but doing so wouldn't count towards my degree... in Computer Science.
 
2013-02-06 04:49:23 PM
They forgot the Hip Hop class at UofA
 
2013-02-06 04:49:32 PM

brap: They seem topical enough.  Back in the day, I took a course on Women's Popular Media that was offered through the ender, Women's and Sexuality Studies program.  We watched soaps and read Harlequin Romances and stuff like that.  I thought it was fascinating.

I still remember the formula for a great Harlequin Romances.  I should actually sit down and write one one of these days.


If you do, you better have at least one cringeworthy sex scene that gets nominated for that bad writing award thingamajigger.
 
2013-02-06 04:58:15 PM
That may as well have been a slideshow on why there are so many unemployed college graduates. These classes probably exist exclusively to semi legitimize the other laughable and worthless courses available, like women's studies, afro-american studies, et al.
 
2013-02-06 04:58:27 PM

blatz514: Cyberporn and Society  [www.mnn.com image 500x400]

Now there a class I really could fap...er,  get an A in.


Do they charge a lab fee for the disposable keyboard covers?
 
2013-02-06 05:02:23 PM

Odd Bird: Assume a 16 credit load and breakdown the cost for one of those classes.
Don't forget the book(s), misc college admin fees and, if applicable, lab/trip and housing costs.

*$4000 semester: ignore housing, lab and book fees
3 credit class on Lady Gaga for your snowflake will set you back $750.

Now add the cost of supporting that snowflake because they were beat out of a job.  Probably by a kid of the call center schmuck you dealt with last night.

Where'd I leave that onion belt...

*not necessarily indicative of college costs in your area


Wtf are you doing with snowflakes?
 
2013-02-06 05:04:09 PM
Central Michigan University used to (and perhaps still does) teach two courses with whimsical names; Physics for Poets and Armchair Chemistry.  Both were math-light 100 level courses on their respective topics.
 
2013-02-06 05:06:10 PM
Way back in 1992 I took History of Parapsychology. It was an interesting class back then, but I suspect if it still exists it now consists mostly of watching Ghost Hunters.
 
2013-02-06 05:09:32 PM

CruJones: Krieghund: Back when I was in college, you could take month-long classes between semesters. They were generally the younger professors' only chance to use their imaginations in course creation. It tended that the more "fru-fru" the class, the more work was actually involved. The course description might make it seem like you're watching a movie every day in class, but it didn't mention that you had to write a paper about each movie.

One class I didn't take, but wish I had, was on the Geography of Food. Why places have different food cultures, that sort of thing. Of course, maybe if I had taken the class I wouldn't be so interested in it today.

I took Wilderness Living Techniques.  I expected to learn how to identify edible plants, find which way is north by making a compass out of a needle, start a fire from scratch, but it was pretty lame.   We just goofed off in class all semester and then went camping one night, and got really wasted in the woods.  Which isn't awful, but I still don't know if I should eated the purple berry or not.


Apparently the correct answer is "eat one, wait three hours, if you haven't died, hallucinated, or been a firehose out both ends, then it's safe (remember where you found said berry (and how to safely get more (and maybe grow them later on (and now you've invented agriculture (and now it's no longer wilderness, oops)))))".
 
2013-02-06 05:11:32 PM
I'd like to think that at most accredited universities courses like these would either be general electives or within-major electives.

If not, I'd blame the accrediting bodies.
 
2013-02-06 05:12:37 PM

cirby: I took an English course - third year, at that - on the works of Carlos Castaneda.

We spent a grand total of about three hours actually discussing the works of Castaneda. We only covered the three "Yaqui" books, at that.

The entire rest of the course featured the class sitting in the room with the teacher and talking about whatever we felt like. Some times, he played guitar. There were no tests.

/got an A, along with everyone else who bothered to show up
//the rest? B.
///Yes, including the guy who basically dropped out in October and left town


I had a 100-level philosophy class taught by a guy like that, basically a grad student trying to score some freshman tail without having to go clubbing. What I learned in that class can be summarized in one sentence: Descartes is a tool.
 
2013-02-06 05:14:39 PM
Meh, some of those are useful courses with goofy names (Joy of Garbage - studying garbage and recycling is a valid urban planning course - or whatever the hell the modern, touchy-feely name is now - Green Tech?); some are fun courses people will sign up for (Maple Syrup) so the school can make money, and only a few are truly stupid (Harry Potter genetics, family roles in Soap Operas).
 
2013-02-06 05:15:54 PM

stevejovi: What I learned in that class can be summarized in one sentence: Descartes is a tool.


"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly vanished.

/sorry, that's all I got
//end of the day, a little slaphappy
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 05:16:17 PM
I have a textbook called "Garbage Collection" that could form the basis of a college course. It's not about trash. (Link)
 
2013-02-06 05:18:01 PM

blatz514: We had a mandatory Active Lifestyles class.  Class part taught ^this.  The lab part was basically gym class for college kids.


My school had something similar, but luckily I was able to get it waived because I was a varsity athlete.  So I got to get out of an easy, 2-credit A in exchange for 4 years of getting my ass kicked at the crack of dawn.  Not a great tradeoff, now that I think about it.
 
2013-02-06 05:23:22 PM

blatz514: Cyberporn and Society  [www.mnn.com image 500x400]

Now there a class I really could fap...er,  get an A

TM in.

Fixed that for you.
 
2013-02-06 05:25:28 PM
how to swindle retards for $2000 by teaching them stupid shiat
it's a 1 day class book costs $500 and is required, sorry no used 1st year it was printed
want to sell it back? sorry 2nd edition just got released.
 
2013-02-06 05:25:37 PM

CruJones: Courses are not one of the major reasons I'd like to go back to college.   Being surrounded by beautiful coeds and actually having 15 more years experience in the real world would make it oh so easy.


I know what you mean.
 
2013-02-06 05:28:30 PM
Are you a fan of "The Walking Dead?" Is "Zombieland" your favorite movie? If so, Columbia College in Chicago has just the class for you. Its Zombies in Popular Media class traces the history of zombies in movies and literature and explores how zombies relate to themes of capitalism, individuality and xenophobia.

Good to see my alma mater is teaching relevant topics.  It's sad to admit, but zombies are lucrative right now.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:32 PM
This is why STEM majors look down on the rest of you. More credit hours per semester and less bullshiat classes to pass the time. 6 hours of lab for 2 credits while you get 3 for idiotic bs.
 
2013-02-06 05:33:22 PM
"You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bullshiat."

torontoist.com

/could you blow me where the Pampers is?
 
2013-02-06 05:34:21 PM

dericwater: blatz514: Cyberporn and Society  [www.mnn.com image 500x400]

Now there a class I really could fap...er,  get an ATM in.

Fixed that for you.


I was told never go ATM.  Have you farkers been lying to me!?
 
2013-02-06 05:34:37 PM

stevejovi: cirby: I took an English course - third year, at that - on the works of Carlos Castaneda.

We spent a grand total of about three hours actually discussing the works of Castaneda. We only covered the three "Yaqui" books, at that.

The entire rest of the course featured the class sitting in the room with the teacher and talking about whatever we felt like. Some times, he played guitar. There were no tests.

/got an A, along with everyone else who bothered to show up
//the rest? B.
///Yes, including the guy who basically dropped out in October and left town

I had a 100-level philosophy class taught by a guy like that, basically a grad student trying to score some freshman tail without having to go clubbing. What I learned in that class can be summarized in one sentence: Descartes is a tool.


I've always found it a bit hard to tell apart whether it was DesCartes or DesHorses that was the tool. It seems like neither can really be useful without the other, but then they are both tools.
 
2013-02-06 05:35:41 PM

worlddan: Back when I was first pursuing my first graduate degree I took an undergraduate course just for fun: Philosophy and Rock Music. The major thing that I learned from that class was that I was one of those freaks that actually bothered to listen to the lyrics of the song. I was floored by how many of the students in that class had not idea what the lyrics to their favorite song were actually about. I still recall how this group of go-eds almost went into a riot when they actually bothered to listen to Van Halen's "Black and Blue". Although, maybe that was just for show after being found out.


I pretty much never hear lyrics -- and I'm OK with that.  But then, I don't see music as an esoteric pursuit.  I've always considered it an art form that should could be appreciated at multiple levels.  It's a bit like bowling for fun and bowling as a professional.  I admire the professional for his dedication, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be him.  And if decides to act superior and inform me I'm not playing a game correctly, I'll kindly give him the finger and go back to enjoying a frivolous activity.

But then, I guess if I signed up for a bowling class, I imagine I'd be more serious about it -- so who knows.
 
2013-02-06 05:37:34 PM

abfalter: Central Michigan University used to (and perhaps still does) teach two courses with whimsical names; Physics for Poets and Armchair Chemistry.  Both were math-light 100 level courses on their respective topics.


For 99% of the population, that's really all you need to know in regards to physics and chemistry. I mean, if you're not a chemist, why the heck do you need to know anything about the difference between an ionic bond and a covalent bond? Or the energy levels of electrons? Or what happens when atoms are squeezed into very, very tight conditions like in a star?
 
2013-02-06 05:39:32 PM
Hey buddy, you need a hobby.
images2.mtv.com
/Don't forget to pay your tuition fees.
 
2013-02-06 06:05:50 PM

nekom: The only one even remotely interesting is the one about the consequences of garbage.  The rest of them are just clownshiat.


The three most unusual classes I took in college were on human evolution, capital punishment, and "freedom and its enemies."

One of the most interesting classes I took as an undergrad was religion 101, but that's not an unusual class.
 
2013-02-06 06:08:56 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: underwater basket weaving actually involves making baskets by dipping reeds into water and letting them soak

Oh... oh god.


css-ish:

I entered an underwater bicycle race and an underwater pumpkin-carving contest once.  But I didn't get college credit for either.  Scuba gear was involved.  I always assumed that underwater basket weaving was actually done underwater, if it was ever done at all.  I'd bet good money that there's an underwater basket weaving class/contest that's ACTUALLY done underwater, somewhere.

People into scuba do weird stuff.
 
2013-02-06 06:12:58 PM

rnatalie: I once attended a theological seminar on The Life of Brian.


Was there a lecture on cheesemakers?
 
2013-02-06 06:26:42 PM

Gabrielmot: pizen: Rings'". It was basically a waste but I needed a class in that department to fulfill a degree requirement.

I had to fill a degree requirement, so I ended up taking Spy Fiction. But what was really sad is that I *wanted* to take a Technical Writing class, but doing so wouldn't count towards my degree... in Computer Science.


I had more than one major in college (bounced around) but the one I actually graduated with was mathematics.  At one point the registrar took me aside and pointed out that I had reached the point where I couldn't get credit towards graduation for any more math courses   They wouldn't even count as electives anymore.

On a totally different note, thinking back, I think History of Latin America was one of my all-time favorite classes.
 
2013-02-06 06:26:52 PM

ciberido: Fark Rye For Many Whores: underwater basket weaving actually involves making baskets by dipping reeds into water and letting them soak

Oh... oh god.

css-ish:

I entered an underwater bicycle race and an underwater pumpkin-carving contest once.  But I didn't get college credit for either.  Scuba gear was involved.  I always assumed that underwater basket weaving was actually done underwater, if it was ever done at all.  I'd bet good money that there's an underwater basket weaving class/contest that's ACTUALLY done underwater, somewhere.

People into scuba do weird stuff.


Even being a lumberjack, because that's okay.  For some reason it even pays more for the wood.
 
2013-02-06 06:30:32 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Meh, some of those are useful courses with goofy names (Joy of Garbage - studying garbage and recycling is a valid urban planning course - or whatever the hell the modern, touchy-feely name is now - Green Tech?); some are fun courses people will sign up for (Maple Syrup) so the school can make money, and only a few are truly stupid (Harry Potter genetics, family roles in Soap Operas).


When I was in the Peace Corps we called it "urban planning and development."  But I don't know what the universities called it, and it was years ago anyway.
 
2013-02-06 06:38:36 PM

abfalter: Central Michigan University used to (and perhaps still does) teach two courses with whimsical names; Physics for Poets and Armchair Chemistry.  Both were math-light 100 level courses on their respective topics.


I used to work as a physics tutor.  The university had 4 different physics tracks:

physics majors
engineering majors
(everybody else)
humanities majors

Not to pick on engineering majors.  The stuff they do is tough.  But their physics classes were geared more towards practical application and less towards the underlying theory.
 
2013-02-06 06:55:15 PM

give me doughnuts: Girion47: vudukungfu: give me doughnuts: The University of Kentucky offers a class in the history of UK basketball.

Because the jocks need history credits.

for what?  UK basketball players are only there for 2 semesters.


I think the current bunch will be there for a little longer. Excellent recruits, but they just aren't jelling as a team. They're only 18-6 this season, and they lost a home game (first one in three years). The only real stand-out is Nerlens Noel (and his high flat-top).


But until he can start making free-throws and a better offensive effort, I won't be impressed.  Everyone keeps trying to spin him as Davis Jr. but he's not that good, he's a selfish player, interested in his stats and not the team.  Mays, Goodwin and Harrow are who my hopes are pinned on.  Would be Wiltjer but he's far too timid.
 
2013-02-06 06:56:19 PM
There's a couple of classed from my alma mater, UC Berkeley, which isn't surprising.  They didn't include the human sexuality class that included an optional strip-club visit.  But these are all student-led electives that are worth either 1 unit or 2 (a normal class is 4 units), and no, you can't ever graduate by just taking these kinds of classes.  Your individual major will still require lots of actual academic rigor*.

*this does not necessarily apply to Mass Communications majors.
 
2013-02-06 06:58:35 PM

blatz514: Cyberporn and Society  [www.mnn.com image 500x400]

Now there a class I really could fap...er,  get an A in.


Psych 444 - Purdue University
 
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2013-02-06 06:59:50 PM
But their physics classes were geared more towards practical application and less towards the underlying theory.

I took some courses like that in college: circuits for non-EEs and advanced math for engineers. The circuits course was a less intense version of the EECS major version. Math for engineers was full of harmonics and Bessel functions and the like; you wouldn't win a Fields medal but you could be a productive engineer or scientist.
 
2013-02-06 08:48:55 PM

Citrate1007: I know every generation says it, but Generation Y is going to be the United States downfall.


Gen Y is people born in the 80s and maybe early 90s. The kids taking these weird college courses are Gen Z or whatever the fark they're calling it.
 
2013-02-06 08:49:27 PM

dericwater: abfalter: Central Michigan University used to (and perhaps still does) teach two courses with whimsical names; Physics for Poets and Armchair Chemistry.  Both were math-light 100 level courses on their respective topics.

For 99% of the population, that's really all you need to know in regards to physics and chemistry. I mean, if you're not a chemist, why the heck do you need to know anything about the difference between an ionic bond and a covalent bond? Or the energy levels of electrons? Or what happens when atoms are squeezed into very, very tight conditions like in a star?


There are plenty of reasons to know more than just the basic Three Rs. Sheer curiosity. To know when you're actually being sold snake oil or a budget proposal that's complete BS. The ability to intelligently argue a point on Fark.  That's why a GED in with double majors in Law/Political Science is required for the Politics tab.
 
2013-02-06 09:00:58 PM

ciberido: rnatalie: I once attended a theological seminar on The Life of Brian.

Was there a lecture on cheesemakers?


Just on the general dairy industry.
 
2013-02-06 09:04:52 PM
Cyber Porn

www.nove.firenze.it

www.sabotagetimes.com

Anita Blonde vs. Angel Dark:  Who is the hotter star?  Please support your thesis with a submission of the top 100 video examples of both stars' most erotic oeuvres.
 
2013-02-06 09:06:17 PM
The college I went to had a Hotel and Restaurant Management school.  Students in the school ran the hotel that was on campus, and worked in the restaurant.  They also allowed non HRT students to take classes.  So my final quarter there I signed up for Wine 101 (don't remember the real name).

45 minutes of learning about varietals, regions, how to read labels, etc.  30 minutes of drinking wine with various foods.

Our two field trips to wine growing regions were magical.
 
2013-02-06 09:07:44 PM

WordyGrrl: dericwater: abfalter: Central Michigan University used to (and perhaps still does) teach two courses with whimsical names; Physics for Poets and Armchair Chemistry.  Both were math-light 100 level courses on their respective topics.

For 99% of the population, that's really all you need to know in regards to physics and chemistry. I mean, if you're not a chemist, why the heck do you need to know anything about the difference between an ionic bond and a covalent bond? Or the energy levels of electrons? Or what happens when atoms are squeezed into very, very tight conditions like in a star?

There are plenty of reasons to know more than just the basic Three Rs. Sheer curiosity. To know when you're actually being sold snake oil or a budget proposal that's complete BS. The ability to intelligently argue a point on Fark.  That's why a GED in with double majors in Law/Political Science is required for the Politics tab.


And that's exactly where a math-lite version of physics and chemistry -- armchair physics/chemistry -- is perfect for. It's like watching episodes of NOVA or listening to a few TEDTalks. No need to do the heavy math pencil-on-paper number crunching, but get enough of the gist to understand basic laws of physics and chemistry. Took chemistry in freshmen year, got A, A, A- and physics sophomore year: A, A, A-. All towards my engineering degree. Hardest engineering class was electrical engineering class. For one thing, it was 1.5 hr lecture by a very hard to understand asian professor at 7:30 - 9PM at night.  Sleepy time.
 
2013-02-06 09:10:53 PM

OscarTamerz: Cyber Porn

[www.nove.firenze.it image 256x336]

[www.sabotagetimes.com image 460x287]

Anita Blonde vs. Angel Dark:  Who is the hotter star?  Please support your thesis with a submission of the top 100 video examples of both stars' most erotic oeuvres.


How about a comparison between Dirty Garden Girl and Hot Kinky Jo? (dirtygardengirl.com vs hotkinkyjo.xxx)
 
2013-02-06 09:10:57 PM
Most of these sound fairly interesting.
Not a fan of daytime tv tho.

Read the comments?  There's some seriously disturbed folks there.
 
2013-02-06 09:52:17 PM
Another example why colleges and universities are not worth the money people are WASTING on them.
 
2013-02-06 10:30:50 PM

dericwater: WordyGrrl:
There are plenty of reasons to know more than just the basic Three Rs. Sheer curiosity. To know when you're actually being sold snake oil or a budget proposal that's complete BS. The ability to intelligently argue a point on Fark.  That's why a GED in with double majors in Law/Political Science is required for the Politics tab.

And that's exactly where a math-lite version of physics and chemistry -- armchair physics/chemistry -- is perfect for. It's like watching episodes of NOVA or listening to a few TEDTalks. No need to do the heavy math pencil-on-paper number crunching, but get enough of the gist to understand basic laws of physics and chemistry. Took chemistry in freshmen year, got A, A, A- and physics sophomore year: A, A, A-. All towards my engineering degree.


Those classes relate to how materials react to each other chemically and physically, which will make you a better engineer when you start designing things. Much like a stint at doing assembly work will remind to you make sure your design is something that can actually be assembled. [Yes, I have actually seen a prototype drawing by an engineer that did not take into account the room needed to maneuver a screw into place.]
 
2013-02-06 10:49:25 PM
They sound like expensive alternatives to having a hobby in your free time.
 
2013-02-06 11:03:08 PM

p51d007: Another example why colleges and universities are not worth the money people are WASTING on them.


Yeah, construction and plumbing are growth industries.
 
2013-02-07 02:21:52 AM
geektyrant.com
 
2013-02-07 06:44:48 AM

vudukungfu: thorthor: Lady gaga has 300 cds? WTF?

Yeah, I was equally surprised at how much total crap Phish was able to put on CDs.
I should probably enroll in the Phish as a Counter Culture course.
I'd have to bootleg the text books, of course.


I think the real issue here is a professor who has an obession and is not far from being a stalker...
 
2013-02-07 07:58:22 AM
A friend of mine is faculty at Potomac State College in West-by-god-Virginia.  She has a course - Stepping into Grapes and Grains for wine and beer making.  They team up with Topics in Fine Dining and have a party at the end of the semester.
 
2013-02-07 09:38:32 AM
Blink:

But then, I guess if I signed up for a bowling class, I imagine I'd be more serious about it -- so who knows.

Bowling was one of my PE credits. Assistant soccer coach taught it. He basically said your grade will be based on how well you improve. We'll set your base score during the second week and average the two days.

Sandbagging was encouraged.
 
2013-02-07 08:46:33 PM
I got a B.S. in physics. When asked what fun optional classes I wanted to take I just laughed.

Philosophy is an absolute joy of a class though. It's not a wasted experience.
 
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