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(Uproxx)   HAVE MERCY: Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party to the point he asked if she was on mushrooms   (uproxx.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-06 04:56:08 PM  
3 votes:
How many Mystiques is Stamos gonna hit?  Not fair!
2013-02-06 05:32:02 PM  
2 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Yes, but are her breasts even?


I have the count at two.
2013-02-06 04:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Vodka Zombie: C'mon.  Who hasn't stalked John Stamos at some point?

I considered it. Then I saw his grotesque navel and now that's all I see when I read his name.


*does GIS*
Oh.
God.

OH GOD.
I will remember this moment. Today is the day my innocence died.
2013-02-06 03:57:40 PM  
2 votes:
My penis simply adores her.

/Yes; both inches.
2013-02-06 03:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-07 01:29:43 AM  
1 votes:

Donnchadha: Oh, Cut. It. Out.


You got it, dude!
2013-02-06 07:11:53 PM  
1 votes:
I would engage in some Polynesian cartography with her.
2013-02-06 05:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

Giant Clown Shoe: In an industry that appears filled with vapid, awful coonts she seems genuine.
She's easy to like.

...aside from the hot and kinda crazy thing.

I like that too.


Agreed. I thought I was in love before but after that interview I'm sure of it.


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Uh oh. Wait until the furries catch wind of this.
2013-02-06 04:32:39 PM  
1 votes:

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.


wait I thought it was age/7+2
damn dyslexia

//on the bright side getting to meet Chris Hanson was awesome
2013-02-06 04:17:19 PM  
1 votes:
HAVE MERCY: Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party to the point he asked if she was on mushrooms


Let's just run that through Unca Ricky's Translate-O-Matic:

John Stamos crushed that ass.

yeah, that seems about right.
2013-02-06 03:20:55 PM  
1 votes:
Jennifer Lawrence is the name of my "Jesse & the Rippers" cover band
2013-02-06 02:52:46 PM  
1 votes:
C'mon.  Who hasn't stalked John Stamos at some point?
2013-02-06 02:05:46 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't mind having her on my mushroom
 
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