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(Uproxx)   HAVE MERCY: Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party to the point he asked if she was on mushrooms   (uproxx.com) divider line 53
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2013-02-06 01:54:54 PM  
She was high on Greek yogurt.
 
2013-02-06 02:05:46 PM  
Wouldn't mind having her on my mushroom
 
2013-02-06 02:11:40 PM  
Oh, Cut. It. Out.
 
2013-02-06 02:16:58 PM  
I like her boobs.
 
2013-02-06 02:35:13 PM  
She could stalk me all she wants.
 
2013-02-06 02:40:35 PM  
Yes, but are her breasts even?
 
2013-02-06 02:42:23 PM  
She has a casting couch vibe about her.
 
2013-02-06 02:46:44 PM  
I went to a beach boys concert and john stamos was on drums.

It really wasn't that good a time.
 
2013-02-06 02:47:44 PM  
How tall is she?
 
2013-02-06 02:52:46 PM  
C'mon.  Who hasn't stalked John Stamos at some point?
 
2013-02-06 03:03:48 PM  
wonder if shes got a fark handle. If not I got one she can grab on to. Bod um dom, ching.
( backing out of thread slowly )
 
2013-02-06 03:04:44 PM  
I noticed that I tend to hear more information about celebrities around the time that they have a production or product released.
 
2013-02-06 03:05:56 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence on shrooms is even sexier than Jennifer Lawrence
 
2013-02-06 03:07:48 PM  
Did he give her cab fare to get home the next morning?
 
2013-02-06 03:09:37 PM  
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2013-02-06 03:20:10 PM  
I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.
 
2013-02-06 03:20:55 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence is the name of my "Jesse & the Rippers" cover band
 
2013-02-06 03:22:05 PM  

JRaynor: Jennifer Lawrence on mushrooms is the name of my "Jesse & the Rippers" cover band


FTFM

//preview is your friend
 
2013-02-06 03:28:46 PM  
Well.......was she?
 
2013-02-06 03:32:52 PM  
In an industry that appears filled with vapid, awful coonts she seems genuine. 

She's easy to like.

...aside from the hot and kinda crazy thing.

I like that too.
 
2013-02-06 03:45:23 PM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.


Jennifer Lawrence is close to the age/3+7 formula for me.  That's ok, right?
 
2013-02-06 03:53:17 PM  
I would gladly punch all of you in the throat for a pass at Ms. Lawrence.
 
2013-02-06 03:54:21 PM  

Aquapope: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.

Jennifer Lawrence is close to the age/3+7 formula for me.  That's ok, right?


If you are Catholic and she is a boy then yes. I looked it up.
 
2013-02-06 03:57:40 PM  
My penis simply adores her.

/Yes; both inches.
 
2013-02-06 04:03:51 PM  

Aquapope: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.

Jennifer Lawrence is close to the age/3+7 formula for me.  That's ok, right?


I second the motion to make this the new "not creepy" formula.
 
2013-02-06 04:14:04 PM  
When she said no, did he ask if she wanted some.
 
2013-02-06 04:14:12 PM  
I love this woman and want to put her on a pedestal ... a pedestal so high that I can see up her skirt.
 
2013-02-06 04:14:15 PM  
I'm going to go look for a gif of that ass from the silver linings movie thingy. Brb.
 
2013-02-06 04:17:19 PM  
HAVE MERCY: Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party to the point he asked if she was on mushrooms


Let's just run that through Unca Ricky's Translate-O-Matic:

John Stamos crushed that ass.

yeah, that seems about right.
 
2013-02-06 04:25:37 PM  
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I expect more of these types of posts
 
2013-02-06 04:32:29 PM  
You fail me Fark.

images.starpulse.com
 
2013-02-06 04:32:39 PM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.


wait I thought it was age/7+2
damn dyslexia

//on the bright side getting to meet Chris Hanson was awesome
 
2013-02-06 04:40:17 PM  

Vodka Zombie: C'mon.  Who hasn't stalked John Stamos at some point?


I considered it. Then I saw his grotesque navel and now that's all I see when I read his name.
 
2013-02-06 04:48:58 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Vodka Zombie: C'mon.  Who hasn't stalked John Stamos at some point?

I considered it. Then I saw his grotesque navel and now that's all I see when I read his name.


*does GIS*
Oh.
God.

OH GOD.
I will remember this moment. Today is the day my innocence died.
 
2013-02-06 04:56:08 PM  
How many Mystiques is Stamos gonna hit?  Not fair!
 
2013-02-06 05:24:35 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: I will remember this moment. Today is the day my innocence died.


Full House will never be the same for you.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:02 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Yes, but are her breasts even?


I have the count at two.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:40 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: In an industry that appears filled with vapid, awful coonts she seems genuine.
She's easy to like.

...aside from the hot and kinda crazy thing.

I like that too.


Agreed. I thought I was in love before but after that interview I'm sure of it.


cdn.uproxx.com

Uh oh. Wait until the furries catch wind of this.
 
2013-02-06 05:40:26 PM  
She's a good looking woman, but I suspect her boyfriends have told her more than once to "shut the fark up."

Her interviews are rather annoying.
 
2013-02-06 06:34:22 PM  

AiryAnne: She's a good looking woman, but I suspect her boyfriends have told her more than once to "shut the fark up."

Her interviews are rather annoying.


This is an interesting post in a thread about how much people like her down to earth personality that comes through in her interviews.

Most starlets are deer-in-the-headlights stunned or vapid airheads when they do the talk show loop.
 
2013-02-06 07:01:35 PM  
I'd give he a mushroom tattoo.
 
2013-02-06 07:11:53 PM  
I would engage in some Polynesian cartography with her.
 
2013-02-06 08:38:37 PM  
Like I said in the last Jennifer Lawrence thread: I would gun you all down with my AR-15 like so many schoolchildren to be the meat in a Jennifer Lawrence-Alison Brie sammich.
 
2013-02-06 09:38:08 PM  
I'd do her Djibouti while looking across her red sea and yelling "Ye- men!"
 
2013-02-06 10:28:01 PM  
She may have been barking up the wrong tree.
 
2013-02-06 10:33:30 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: My penis simply adores her.

/Yes; both inches.


Quit bragging, freak.
 
2013-02-07 12:10:38 AM  
Probably the only time Monk ever got some pussy on the show....and it was Jennifer Lawrence!   Not bad one timer

God, J-Law is hawt
 
2013-02-07 12:15:13 AM  

Farking Canuck: Aquapope: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.

Jennifer Lawrence is close to the age/3+7 formula for me.  That's ok, right?

I second the motion to make this the new "not creepy" formula.


dude, you're 22...
 
2013-02-07 01:29:43 AM  

Donnchadha: Oh, Cut. It. Out.


You got it, dude!
 
2013-02-07 02:03:13 AM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I really don't know which actress I have a bigger crush on at this point - Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Williams.

Allison Williams is only slightly less creepy as she falls within the age/2+7 formula for me.


Wait, its not /2-7?

whoops.
 
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