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(CBS Baltimore)   Life imitates The Onion: 1 dead, 2 injured during Baltimore Ravens celebration parade. Fark: they were all stabbed   (baltimore.cbslocal.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-06 11:26:42 AM  
6 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


If anyone had no use for a chef's knife, it would be the British.
2013-02-06 10:59:09 AM  
4 votes:
Ray-Ray didn't see nothin'.
2013-02-06 11:27:27 AM  
3 votes:
Some people went a little too far in commemorating the career of Ray Lewis
2013-02-06 11:10:09 AM  
2 votes:

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I bet they were Asians.  You can't do anything without those farking Asians ruining it for the rest of us.


Remember Vancouver, do we?
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2013-02-06 11:01:54 AM  
2 votes:
Ray Lewis: UAV inbound
2013-02-06 04:11:30 PM  
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


Yea, but its Britain -- they seem to be locked in a lack-of-sanity competition with the Onion.
2013-02-06 02:11:50 PM  
1 votes:

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: cptjeff: Elvis Presleys Death Throne:  For those who can't poop on the newspaper without a politician or gov't agency directing them(aka Libs), this should serve as undeniable proof that knives are far more dangerous than firearms.

Were you born that dumb, or did you have to work for it?

That was a sarcastic jab at Liberals, Comrade. Joke's on you for not getting it.


Actually, I did realize that it was an attempt at conservative "humor". My post stands.
2013-02-06 01:36:54 PM  
1 votes:
Ironic:

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/ as much as I hate the entire "Ray Lewis Stabbed Someone LOL" genre, ya' gotta admit that's funny
2013-02-06 01:31:52 PM  
1 votes:

nosponger: I wonder how much Maryland crime statistics would drop if Baltimore City/County was removed from Maryland.

What??? no love for PG country


As long as you got Garrett county you still have lots of incest, illegal distilleries and witch burnings.
2013-02-06 01:31:10 PM  
1 votes:

jso2897: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

We do. There are several sates in this nation where I can walk around with my Deagle like I own the place - but not a one where I can legally carry my 8" switchblade, or obtain any permit to do so. More NRA hypocrisy. They claim to support the "second amendment" but they have never filed a single case or spent a lobbying dime to defend the right to keep and bear any arms other than guns.


Yeah, I can't believe the National Rifle Association would focus on firearms.
2013-02-06 12:37:04 PM  
1 votes:

splat the whale: MBooda:

My trebuchet's still legal.
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WANT!!!!


Unfortunately there's been a move afoot to ban them since the 1355 St. Scholastica Day riot.
2013-02-06 11:32:57 AM  
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


Instead they just limited purchases of flatware to 18 and older.
2013-02-06 11:26:20 AM  
1 votes:
Cheereth the fan, nevermore.
2013-02-06 11:03:52 AM  
1 votes:
If the 49ers won, you could bet your ASS there would have been plenty of "stabbings" along the parade route....BACK "stabbings," ifyouknowwhatimean.
2013-02-06 11:03:32 AM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Waiting for someone to come in saying stabbings don't result in deaths.


Remember that time Ray Lewis stabbed three people after the Ravens beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl?

/I'm posting from the future, the next Fark thread mentioning Ray Lewis or the Ravens
2013-02-06 11:02:26 AM  
1 votes:

amindtat: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

If everyone had a knife, this wouldn't happen.


I carry a concealed knife at all times

/you never know when you might happen upon a wine and cheese party in need
2013-02-06 11:02:25 AM  
1 votes:
Pardon me, mind if I use that body as a soap box for my political beliefs, before you cart it away?
2013-02-06 11:00:35 AM  
1 votes:
I bet they were Asians.  You can't do anything without those farking Asians ruining it for the rest of us.
 
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