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(CBS Baltimore)   Life imitates The Onion: 1 dead, 2 injured during Baltimore Ravens celebration parade. Fark: they were all stabbed   ( baltimore.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Downtown Baltimore, Ravens, Baltimore, Anthony Guglielmi, Ravens celebration, Maryland State Police, stabbing, parades  
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2013-02-06 11:12:10 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, it happened 3 blocks from the parade route after it was already over...
2013-02-06 11:00:50 AM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


If everyone had a knife, this wouldn't happen.
2013-02-06 11:32:57 AM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


Instead they just limited purchases of flatware to 18 and older.
2013-02-06 11:23:18 AM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.


Didn't involve a gun, so obviously it wouldn't show up. Don't you know? Only gun violence matters.
2013-02-06 11:18:38 AM  
1 vote:

d23: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.



So, you're not interested in solving the problem, then?
2013-02-06 11:15:57 AM  
1 vote:

d23: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.




I'm right with ya buddy.

Ban, BANS!
d23 [BareFark]
2013-02-06 11:08:44 AM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.
2013-02-06 11:05:33 AM  
1 vote:

ComicBookGuy: If the 49ers won, you could bet your ASS there would have been plenty of "stabbings" along the parade route....BACK "stabbings," ifyouknowwhatimean.


Buttsecks. You mean Buttsecks.
2013-02-06 11:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
Pardon me, mind if I use that body as a soap box for my political beliefs, before you cart it away?
2013-02-06 10:59:09 AM  
1 vote:
Ray-Ray didn't see nothin'.
2013-02-06 10:47:02 AM  
1 vote:
                                           WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!
 
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