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(CBS Baltimore)   Life imitates The Onion: 1 dead, 2 injured during Baltimore Ravens celebration parade. Fark: they were all stabbed   (baltimore.cbslocal.com) divider line 85
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2013-02-06 10:47:02 AM
                                           WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!
 
2013-02-06 10:59:09 AM
Ray-Ray didn't see nothin'.
 
2013-02-06 11:00:16 AM
Waiting for someone to come in saying stabbings don't result in deaths.
 
2013-02-06 11:00:35 AM
I bet they were Asians.  You can't do anything without those farking Asians ruining it for the rest of us.
 
2013-02-06 11:00:50 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


If everyone had a knife, this wouldn't happen.
 
2013-02-06 11:01:54 AM
Ray Lewis: UAV inbound
 
2013-02-06 11:02:25 AM
Pardon me, mind if I use that body as a soap box for my political beliefs, before you cart it away?
 
2013-02-06 11:02:26 AM

amindtat: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

If everyone had a knife, this wouldn't happen.


I carry a concealed knife at all times

/you never know when you might happen upon a wine and cheese party in need
 
2013-02-06 11:02:53 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.
 
2013-02-06 11:03:32 AM

FullMetalPanda: Waiting for someone to come in saying stabbings don't result in deaths.


Remember that time Ray Lewis stabbed three people after the Ravens beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl?

/I'm posting from the future, the next Fark thread mentioning Ray Lewis or the Ravens
 
2013-02-06 11:03:52 AM
If the 49ers won, you could bet your ASS there would have been plenty of "stabbings" along the parade route....BACK "stabbings," ifyouknowwhatimean.
 
2013-02-06 11:04:51 AM
Ravens fans. And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-02-06 11:05:33 AM

ComicBookGuy: If the 49ers won, you could bet your ASS there would have been plenty of "stabbings" along the parade route....BACK "stabbings," ifyouknowwhatimean.


Buttsecks. You mean Buttsecks.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 11:08:44 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.
 
2013-02-06 11:08:47 AM
It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.
 
2013-02-06 11:10:09 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I bet they were Asians.  You can't do anything without those farking Asians ruining it for the rest of us.


Remember Vancouver, do we?
s7.postimage.org
 
2013-02-06 11:12:10 AM
Meh, it happened 3 blocks from the parade route after it was already over...
 
2013-02-06 11:13:16 AM

cgraves67: It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.


It's true.  We do this every tuesday.  Correlation /= Causation.
 
2013-02-06 11:15:57 AM

d23: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.




I'm right with ya buddy.

Ban, BANS!
 
2013-02-06 11:16:47 AM
The attackers were described as...

Oh, wait.
 
2013-02-06 11:18:31 AM

ComicBookGuy: If the 49ers won, you could bet your ASS there would have been plenty of "stabbings" along the parade route....BACK "stabbings," ifyouknowwhatimean.


That parade woulda been faaaaabulous.
 
2013-02-06 11:18:38 AM

d23: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

This is quickly raising (or lowering, if you will) to the level of the famous "it's so cold, what the hell happened to global warming" argument.

In other words, it makes you look like an idiot.  And it's not funny as a meme anymore, either.



So, you're not interested in solving the problem, then?
 
2013-02-06 11:19:31 AM

Amos Quito: So, you're not interested in solving the problem, then?


There's a problem?
 
2013-02-06 11:23:18 AM

cgraves67: It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.


Didn't involve a gun, so obviously it wouldn't show up. Don't you know? Only gun violence matters.
 
2013-02-06 11:24:59 AM
www.cbc.ca

Approves
 
2013-02-06 11:26:20 AM
Cheereth the fan, nevermore.
 
2013-02-06 11:26:42 AM

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


If anyone had no use for a chef's knife, it would be the British.
 
2013-02-06 11:26:50 AM
be on the look out for:

www.zootsuitstore.com
 
2013-02-06 11:27:27 AM
Some people went a little too far in commemorating the career of Ray Lewis
 
2013-02-06 11:30:41 AM

cgraves67: It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.


I wonder how much Maryland crime statistics would drop if Baltimore City/County was removed from Maryland.
 
2013-02-06 11:32:57 AM

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.


Instead they just limited purchases of flatware to 18 and older.
 
2013-02-06 11:33:43 AM
we need to ban onions, ravens, celebration, fark, parades
 
2013-02-06 11:34:28 AM
Well of course.  If it had been a Bullets Wizards game, they would have been shot.
 
2013-02-06 11:35:18 AM

ameeriklane: cgraves67: It's Baltimore. Those stabbings probably didn't even register as a blip on their violent crime graphs.

I wonder how much Maryland crime statistics would drop if Baltimore City/County was removed from Maryland.


PG would then work overtime to make up for it. Now, if we removed THOSE guys too, it'd be essentially DUI level offenses.
 
2013-02-06 11:39:45 AM
The victims knew the attacker(s), and it is believed they had words before the attack.

I'm not a betting man, but I'd put money on one or more of those words being "respect" or "disrespect."  It is just a shame that a kid has to die over an argument in the street.
 
2013-02-06 11:46:20 AM

mjones73: Meh, it happened 3 blocks from the parade route after it was already over...


Oh, just another early Tuesday afternoon in Baltimore then.
 
2013-02-06 11:49:48 AM

Langdon Alger: Cheereth the fan, nevermore.


/shrug

I laughed.
 
2013-02-06 11:53:22 AM

Yanks_RSJ: mjones73: Meh, it happened 3 blocks from the parade route after it was already over...

Oh, just another early Tuesday afternoon in Baltimore then.


Exactly.
 
2013-02-06 11:59:21 AM

emocomputerjock: JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.

Instead they just limited purchases of flatware to 18 and older.


What about straw purchases of flatware????!??!?
 
2013-02-06 12:00:23 PM

jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!


We do. There are several sates in this nation where I can walk around with my Deagle like I own the place - but not a one where I can legally carry my 8" switchblade, or obtain any permit to do so. More NRA hypocrisy. They claim to support the "second amendment" but they have never filed a single case or spent a lobbying dime to defend the right to keep and bear any arms other than guns.
 
2013-02-06 12:13:53 PM

jso2897: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

We do. There are several sates in this nation where I can walk around with my Deagle like I own the place - but not a one where I can legally carry my 8" switchblade, or obtain any permit to do so. More NRA hypocrisy. They claim to support the "second amendment" but they have never filed a single case or spent a lobbying dime to defend the right to keep and bear any arms other than guns.


My trebuchet's still legal.
pages.cs.wisc.edu
 
2013-02-06 12:19:50 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk


Pffft. Amateurs, yo'.
 
2013-02-06 12:21:42 PM

MBooda: jso2897: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

We do. There are several sates in this nation where I can walk around with my Deagle like I own the place - but not a one where I can legally carry my 8" switchblade, or obtain any permit to do so. More NRA hypocrisy. They claim to support the "second amendment" but they have never filed a single case or spent a lobbying dime to defend the right to keep and bear any arms other than guns.

My trebuchet's still legal.
[pages.cs.wisc.edu image 800x600]


WANT!!!!
 
2013-02-06 12:28:00 PM

jso2897: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

We do. There are several sates in this nation where I can walk around with my Deagle like I own the place - but not a one where I can legally carry my 8" switchblade, or obtain any permit to do so. More NRA hypocrisy. They claim to support the "second amendment" but they have never filed a single case or spent a lobbying dime to defend the right to keep and bear any arms other than guns.


Or like CT, where people licensed to conceal a firearm can't carry a 4 inch blade legally.  For those who can't poop on the newspaper without a politician or gov't agency directing them(aka Libs), this should serve as undeniable proof that knives are far more dangerous than firearms.
 
2013-02-06 12:32:23 PM
If they had had guns, there would have been less deaths/injuries.
 
2013-02-06 12:37:04 PM

splat the whale: MBooda:

My trebuchet's still legal.
[pages.cs.wisc.edu image 800x600]

WANT!!!!


Unfortunately there's been a move afoot to ban them since the 1355 St. Scholastica Day riot.
 
2013-02-06 12:38:00 PM
Time to ban knives
 
2013-02-06 12:41:42 PM

JohnAnnArbor: jehovahs witness protection: WE DEMAND KNIFE CONTROL!!!!!!

Britain actually considered banning pointy knives, including for kitchen use.



If by "Britain" you mean a couple of doctors at a research hospital...
 
2013-02-06 12:51:38 PM
Elvis Presleys Death Throne:  For those who can't poop on the newspaper without a politician or gov't agency directing them(aka Libs), this should serve as undeniable proof that knives are far more dangerous than firearms.

Were you born that dumb, or did you have to work for it?
 
2013-02-06 01:06:16 PM

cptjeff: Elvis Presleys Death Throne:  For those who can't poop on the newspaper without a politician or gov't agency directing them(aka Libs), this should serve as undeniable proof that knives are far more dangerous than firearms.

Were you born that dumb, or did you have to work for it?


That was a sarcastic jab at Liberals, Comrade. Joke's on you for not getting it.
 
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