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2013-02-06 11:01:29 AM
Don't ever let submitter's mom have one of those dresses.
 
2013-02-06 11:01:32 AM
I bought one for Mrs. Henry. It turned black - and into ice!
 
2013-02-06 11:02:11 AM
I know we're supposed to be all "sex-positive" now, but... this may be a bit too far just his yet.
 
2013-02-06 11:03:03 AM
"just this* yet."
 
2013-02-06 11:03:50 AM

oldfarthenry: I bought one for Mrs. Henry. It turned black - and into ice!


Well duh, she's aroused by blacks, and needed the ice to cool her down before things got out of control.
 
2013-02-06 11:04:18 AM
As much as I think it's silly. I respect it for the thought and design.
 
2013-02-06 11:06:09 AM
I am pretty sure you already could see through a pair of soaking wet white panties.
 
2013-02-06 11:06:33 AM
If it detects heart rate I can't wait to startle people's clothes off.
 
2013-02-06 11:06:41 AM

basemetal: Don't ever let submitter's mom have one of those dresses.


Done in one

/if any guy gets this dress for their SO and it doesn't change, would the guy get his money back?
/I mean for the wedding
 
2013-02-06 11:07:33 AM
They invented these like 20 years ago.  They were called Hypercolor.
 
2013-02-06 11:08:08 AM
They need to ban those from all wal-marts
 
2013-02-06 11:08:28 AM
After watching the video, I suddenly have strange urge to f*ck an octopus.
 
2013-02-06 11:08:28 AM
May want to throw a NSFW tag on there.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 11:10:59 AM
Um.. in the example photograph, the dress is transparent on a mannequin.  So the mannequin is sexual aroused then?
 
2013-02-06 11:11:46 AM

thisone: As much as I think it's silly. I respect it for the thought and design.




That would be great for a blind date.
 
2013-02-06 11:12:45 AM

Archimedes' Principal: After watching the video, I suddenly have strange urge to f*ck an octopus.


"Play it? If I could get the plaid pajamas off, I was going to f'k it!"
 
2013-02-06 11:13:42 AM
The furry version is a clip on tail that wags when you get turned on.
 
2013-02-06 11:15:08 AM

Private_Citizen: The furry version is a clip on tail that wags when you get turned on.


Oh godamnitsomuch.
 
2013-02-06 11:16:02 AM
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2013-02-06 11:16:55 AM

Treygreen13: If it detects heart rate I can't wait to startle people's clothes off.


Make the wearer angry, or make them run for the elevator, give a strong shot of espresso, etc.    The number of things that can go wrong because it's based on heart rate is startling.
 
2013-02-06 11:20:37 AM
Or if the 6 foot 2 400 pound man who wears a princess leia Slave Girl outfit every year at DragonCon, walks by with a smile on his face while wearing it.
 
2013-02-06 11:21:50 AM
what if it turns transparent when  herbrother stops by?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-06 11:23:27 AM
Graendal wants her strieth gown back.
/better not be obscure.
 
2013-02-06 11:24:41 AM

MNguy: They invented these like 20 years ago.  They were called Hypercolor.


ha ha....I remember staring at the girls crotches who wore the Hypercolor shorts when I was in elementary school. Jeebus I was a pervert. Still am.
 
2013-02-06 11:24:48 AM
zackmorriscellphone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-06 11:27:25 AM
Clint.be

'dissolving bikini'

/GIS in NSFW at home
 
2013-02-06 11:29:31 AM

MNguy: They invented these like 20 years ago.  They were called Hypercolor.


In Jr. High, poor idiot wore one of those one day. At break, we were standing around and a couple of the class hotties walked by. He untucked his shirt and everyone around could see why.
 
2013-02-06 11:32:26 AM
unimpressed
www.xyberlog.com
 
2013-02-06 11:33:19 AM

Langdon Alger: ha ha....I remember staring at the girls crotches who wore the Hypercolor shorts when I was in elementary school. Jeebus I was a pervert. Still am.


I still do that.  Turns out the elementary schools don't appreciate that when you're 35, though.
 
2013-02-06 11:33:38 AM

cwolf20: Or if the 6 foot 2 400 pound man who wears a princess leia Slave Girl outfit every year at DragonCon, walks by with a smile on his face while wearing it.


6 foot 2,400 pound man

You forgot the comma.
 
2013-02-06 11:34:03 AM

robertus: [zackmorriscellphone.files.wordpress.com image 450x220]


had the one in the middle.
 
2013-02-06 11:36:32 AM

Private_Citizen: The furry version is a clip on tail that wags when you get turned on.


Link.
 
2013-02-06 11:37:54 AM
That's one ugly dress! Disappearing would be a mercy to the eyes.
 
2013-02-06 11:40:52 AM

otalicus: Graendal wants her strieth gown back.
/better not be obscure.


Strieth was the first thing I thought of, but I couldn't remember Graendal's name.  I can never remember fantasy character names or how to spell them.
 
2013-02-06 11:43:01 AM
In other words, you're going to be showing a lot more than sideboob when you dance, walk briskly, witness a fender-bender, eat a grape, or engage in any other mildly heart-thumping activity.

Dammit, thanks for putting that song back into my head.
 
2013-02-06 11:47:33 AM

d23: Um.. in the example photograph, the dress is transparent on a mannequin.  So the mannequin is sexual aroused then?


It's today's special
 
2013-02-06 11:50:41 AM

d23: Um.. in the example photograph, the dress is transparent on a mannequin.  So the mannequin is sexual aroused then?


s9.postimage.org
 
2013-02-06 11:54:30 AM

Private_Citizen: The furry version is a clip on tail that wags when you get turned on.


Cue jay Mohr story
 
2013-02-06 11:55:47 AM

d23: Um.. in the example photograph, the dress is transparent on a mannequin.  So the mannequin is sexual aroused then?


... that's the model.

She's also in a different position in each photo, so were you really thinking they moved the mannequin around for each one?
 
2013-02-06 12:09:12 PM

Private_Citizen: The furry version is a clip on tail that wags when you get turned on.


You're basically the Ernest Hemingway of furry erotica.
 
2013-02-06 12:15:50 PM
Why would you ever spend money on something like that?  Just get nekkid.  I assure you there won't be any doubt as to your intentions.
 
2013-02-06 12:18:23 PM
That looks uncomfortable.
 
2013-02-06 12:19:50 PM
Reminds me of the old:

A man decides to surprise his wife of 40 years with a neglige that's very very sheer.

She looks at it and decides that it's so sheer that she doesn't want to bother with it and steps out naked instead.

The man takes one look and says: "For the price I paid for it, they could have ironed the winkles out!"
 
2013-02-06 12:39:27 PM
OMFG I SAW A SLIGHTLY-BLURRED-OUT NIPPLE IN THERE SOMEONE CALL TEH FCC!!!1!
 
2013-02-06 12:44:40 PM
I was wondering why this happened to this woman's dress when I walked by

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2013-02-06 12:46:09 PM

fat boy: cwolf20: Or if the 6 foot 2 400 pound man who wears a princess leia Slave Girl outfit every year at DragonCon, walks by with a smile on his face while wearing it.

6 foot 2,400 pound man

You forgot the comma.


The comma really makes him Jabba in a slave girl outfit.
 
2013-02-06 12:46:14 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 12:48:54 PM
I'd rather her dress disappear when I get aroused.
 
2013-02-06 12:50:18 PM
 
2013-02-06 01:06:30 PM

Kangaroo_Ralph: I'd rather her dress disappear when I get aroused.


Funny, it's the other way around with me,  Her dress disappears, then I get aroused.
 
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