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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Clerk shot by robber in video store... whatever that is   (ajc.com) divider line 59
    More: Scary, video stores, Clarkston, robbery, Clerk shot, Market Street, bandanas, clerk, beanies  
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2013-02-06 11:03:35 AM  
Bunch of savages in this town.
 
2013-02-06 11:07:40 AM  
He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.
 
2013-02-06 11:14:48 AM  

Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.


done in 2
 
2013-02-06 11:16:46 AM  

Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2


I'm NEVER quick enough
 
2013-02-06 11:16:59 AM  
Did the perp look like it could be Oblahblah's son?
 
2013-02-06 11:18:18 AM  
My cousin had to have his video store removed after a car accident.  Now he has to pee through a straw.
 
2013-02-06 11:20:23 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough


That's not what your girlfriend says.
 
2013-02-06 11:21:56 AM  
Furthermore, what kind of low life piece of shiat shoots someone for all the money in a video store in 2013???
 
2013-02-06 11:22:47 AM  
Ohhhh Navy Seals!
 
2013-02-06 11:23:33 AM  
Poor Randel.
 
2013-02-06 11:24:20 AM  

Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2


Done in 1
pizen pulled the more obscure quote from the same movie. And from the right character.
 
2013-02-06 11:24:46 AM  

SkylineRecords: Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough

That's not what your girlfriend says.


Yeah, but how many dicks has she sucked again?
 
2013-02-06 11:24:55 AM  
FTFA: "He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

Hmmmm....
 
2013-02-06 11:25:02 AM  

The_Sponge: Poor Randel

Randal.

FTFM.
 
2013-02-06 11:25:18 AM  
Ninja robbers have infiltrated Clarkston. OMFG!! Everyone panic -- well that or stay out of Clarkston. The later seems the best policy.
 
2013-02-06 11:26:34 AM  
Internet killed the video store...
 
2013-02-06 11:26:45 AM  
Clerk shot by robber in video store... whatever that is

You don't know what a robber is?
 
2013-02-06 11:27:47 AM  
It's where we'll go when Netflix stops getting delivered on Saturdays.
 
2013-02-06 11:29:20 AM  
Did radio kill the video store clerk?
 
2013-02-06 11:30:16 AM  

stonicus: FTFA: "He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

Hmmmm....


Obviously we need regulation on bandana's and beanie caps.
 
2013-02-06 11:31:25 AM  
"He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

Apparently he had no skin color.
 
2013-02-06 11:32:12 AM  

Shaolin: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

Done in 1
pizen pulled the more obscure quote from the same movie. And from the right character.



Done in 11
 
2013-02-06 11:34:45 AM  

gopher321: Clerk shot by robber in video store... whatever that is

You don't know what a robber is?


Maybe subby doesn't know what getting shot is?
 
2013-02-06 11:35:13 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: SkylineRecords: Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough

That's not what your girlfriend says.

Yeah, but how many dicks has she sucked again?


37.  "Just be glad I wasn't number 36."
 
2013-02-06 11:37:00 AM  
A video store is where people go to get porn if they do not have internets,
 
2013-02-06 11:37:16 AM  
CSB: the actor that played Randal parked my car for me in the late 90's in LA.  He was a valet at whatever hotel we were drinking at.  He was not entirely happy to be recognized in such a setting.
 
2013-02-06 11:43:11 AM  

SkylineRecords: Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough

That's not what your girlfriend says.


That's kind of a personal thing for your mom to tell you, isn't it?
 
2013-02-06 11:44:48 AM  

Perducci: SkylineRecords: Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough

That's not what your girlfriend says.

That's kind of a personal thing for your mom to tell you, isn't it?


My God.  Does his mom tell him EVERYTHING!
 
2013-02-06 11:58:51 AM  
DeKalb is rapidly turning into Clayton County.
 
2013-02-06 12:01:33 PM  
www.digital-polyphony.com
 
2013-02-06 12:07:20 PM  

The_Sponge: The_Sponge: Poor Randel Randal.

FTFM.


He's a rude, poorly-trained clerk with a name like Dante, or Handel.

// but the best damn video store clerk in the block of stores known as The Block of Stores
// right across from the Quicker Stop
 
2013-02-06 12:18:15 PM  
Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-farking, Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My coont Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave coont, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
 
2013-02-06 12:19:26 PM  
I read this headline in the AJC this morning and could only think of two video stores.  The obscure title video store (Videodrome) and the porno store (Southern Nights).  Seeing as how this is Clarkston, I assume it rents obscure Somalian porn.
 
2013-02-06 12:19:43 PM  
But did he suck any dicks on his way through the parking lot?
 
2013-02-06 12:20:34 PM  
i19.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 12:25:31 PM  
Another responsible gun owner checking in. Time to reset the mass shooting clock back to 0.
 
2013-02-06 12:27:03 PM  

Shaolin: pizen pulled the more obscure quote from the same movie. And from the right character.


Wat?  Randal said it a couple of times.  But so did Dante.
 
2013-02-06 12:27:26 PM  
"He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

I was picturing something like this:

www.godeke.org

Yes, I know it's wrong, but that's the first thing that popped in my head.
 
2013-02-06 12:30:34 PM  

FatherChaos: "He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

I was picturing something like this:

[www.godeke.org image 200x200]

Yes, I know it's wrong, but that's the first thing that popped in my head.


First thing that popped into my head:
www.outsideleft.com
/yeah, I'm old, get off my lawn
 
2013-02-06 12:34:16 PM  

cretinbob: Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-farking, Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My coont Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave coont, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.


HAPPY SCRAPPY!
 
2013-02-06 12:38:03 PM  

suthrnrunt: stonicus: FTFA: "He was dressed in all black, wearing a white bandana and had a black beanie cap on."

Hmmmm....

Obviously we need regulation on bandana's and beanie caps.


I knew there would be 1 Funny vote for this. This joke just won't age!
 
2013-02-06 12:39:07 PM  
This job would be great if it wasn't for the farking customers.
 
2013-02-06 12:42:24 PM  

Shaolin: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

Done in 1
pizen pulled the more obscure quote from the same movie. And from the right character.


I'd go with two, but meaning both of them. They're the only quotes that actually make any sense from the movie.
 
2013-02-06 12:46:49 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com

It already happened, from the movie referenced, alternative (original as well) ending.
 
2013-02-06 12:51:25 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Dinobot: Babwa Wawa: He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

done in 2

I'm NEVER quick enough


If you pay attention to the time stamps, you'll notice that the TF advantage is at work here.


You never had a chance, my friend.
 
2013-02-06 01:19:01 PM  
It's a place where you can rent movies on discs but that's not important right now.
 
2013-02-06 01:33:07 PM  
A clerk is a person who works in the store.  Back in the day, you had to go to a store and rent the media, you couldn't just visit the red box at the grocery store.
 
2013-02-06 01:45:12 PM  
Problem solved.
 
2013-02-06 03:56:23 PM  
See, if you just go along with these robberies and don't provoke the poor innocent robber, nothing bad will happen to.. oh wait....
 
2013-02-06 04:06:48 PM  
Pack of Chewlies, please.
 
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