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(TaxProf)   Is that a 1040 form in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Taxpayer sues IRS, claims female agent coerced him into having sex to avoid an adverse audit   (taxprof.typepad.com) divider line 119
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2013-02-06 10:26:57 AM
I probably wouldn't mind a reacharound every now and then since they're already farking us anyway; what's this guy's problem?
 
2013-02-06 10:40:07 AM
Was she hot?
 
2013-02-06 10:45:18 AM
Does this mean Turbo Tax Online constitutes cyber-sex?

What a confusing world we live in.
 
2013-02-06 10:52:38 AM

basemetal: Was she hot?


THIS

plus
So he slept with a woman to avoid paying money to the government?
Is the government auditing him now and suing him for tax evasion and fraud??
And seducing their agent to avoiding paying taxes?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
 
2013-02-06 10:52:50 AM
Burroughs initially ignored the woman's advances, according to the lawsuit, but he surrendered after a "provocatively attired" Abrahamson arrived at his home in September 2011, the lawsuit states.


Hehe, "surrendered".

Rich.
 
2013-02-06 10:53:20 AM

Diogenes: Does this mean Turbo Tax Online constitutes cyber-sex?

What a confusing world we live in.


Only for fatties who live in their mother's basements.
NTTIAWWT
 
2013-02-06 10:55:11 AM

namatad: Diogenes: Does this mean Turbo Tax Online constitutes cyber-sex?

What a confusing world we live in.

Only for fatties who live in their mother's basements.
NTTIAWWT


But my mom files my taxe....oh, wait.
 
2013-02-06 11:16:11 AM
Audit me baby. I'll withhold nothing. Cause I'm going to give you the full extension.
img171.imageshack.us
But you may be fined for an early withdraw....
 
2013-02-06 11:25:12 AM

Cheers did it already

trakt.us

i287.photobucket.com

 
2013-02-06 11:29:42 AM
AIWWOP
 
2013-02-06 11:40:37 AM
I was a chef at a restaurant that was set to open and we were waiting for our final health inspection before I could bring in a massive order of food.  There were a handful of minor infractions, really stupid shiat like placement of ice scoop holders, distance of hand soap to sink in kitchen, minor shiat...but it was going to take a full day for the construction company to come back out, then another day for the inspector to come out, and so on...

The owner of the restaurant being the man whore that he is decided that he would bed this inspector to get us to pass.  We were her last inspection for the day.  He invited her over to his house which was a few miles away for her to "relax and discuss what needs to be done about the items that failed us."

I've seen the pictures...he farked the ever living shiat out of her all night and she passed us.  Sometime that night, I think it was like almost midnight, I got a call from him saying that I could call US foods and tell them that we got our approval to bring food in.  \

I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.  Not the best, but certainly not the worst looking woman I've ever seen.  Really trashy though.  She would hit on me when she popped by for "surprise inspections"
 
2013-02-06 11:46:29 AM
www.zuguide.com
Really improves the article if you read the statement in this voice.
 
2013-02-06 11:46:33 AM

basemetal: Was she hot?


If she had to blackmail him to get sex; I'd say no.

/ unless he's an evangelical or something
 
2013-02-06 11:46:34 AM
Useless without pics.
 
2013-02-06 11:46:59 AM
She said that she could impose no penalty, or a 40% penalty, and that if he would give her what she wanted, she would give him what he needed

Cue the Barry White...
 
2013-02-06 11:47:18 AM
All 1040's are signed under duress and coercion.


/Every
//Last
///One
 
2013-02-06 11:47:32 AM
I had the same thing happen to me!
Oh wait.. that was a porn I watched.
 
2013-02-06 11:48:33 AM
Dammit, Llama.
 
2013-02-06 11:49:33 AM

Dixon Cider: I had the same thing happen to me!
Oh wait.. that was a porn I watched.


yeah I had to double check to make sure this was a news story and not a pron plot summary.
 
2013-02-06 11:50:34 AM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-02-06 11:50:49 AM
IRS likes rape.
 
2013-02-06 11:51:18 AM

Endive Wombat: I was a chef at a restaurant that was set to open and we were waiting for our final health inspection before I could bring in a massive order of food.  There were a handful of minor infractions, really stupid shiat like placement of ice scoop holders, distance of hand soap to sink in kitchen, minor shiat...but it was going to take a full day for the construction company to come back out, then another day for the inspector to come out, and so on...

The owner of the restaurant being the man whore that he is decided that he would bed this inspector to get us to pass.  We were her last inspection for the day.  He invited her over to his house which was a few miles away for her to "relax and discuss what needs to be done about the items that failed us."

I've seen the pictures...he farked the ever living shiat out of her all night and she passed us.  Sometime that night, I think it was like almost midnight, I got a call from him saying that I could call US foods and tell them that we got our approval to bring food in.  \

I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.  Not the best, but certainly not the worst looking woman I've ever seen.  Really trashy though.  She would hit on me when she popped by for "surprise inspections"


I guess I'm naive but I always thought stuff like that was rare and mostly the province of fiction.  Yet I hear these stories all the time.

Maybe I know alot of whores?
 
2013-02-06 11:53:19 AM
I, as a guy see nothing wrong here.
 
2013-02-06 11:53:37 AM

Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.


This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?
 
2013-02-06 11:55:10 AM

basemetal: Was she hot?


As long as it's not Fark hot, it'd be OK.
 
2013-02-06 11:56:12 AM

miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?


I think you get an extra .5 for being slutty.
 
2013-02-06 11:56:16 AM

miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?


Being able to spell teeth. I think that is the qualifier...
 
2013-02-06 11:56:24 AM

basemetal: Was she hot?


This.  We need to know if he's getting audited AND gay.
 
2013-02-06 11:57:06 AM
"You're doing it wrong"

Hey guys!  I just figured out the answer!  I'm going to admit to the Feds that I avoided tax penalties...by having sex with a woman who desired me!  Whoo doggie, I'm gonna show them you can't get one over on me!
 
2013-02-06 11:57:30 AM

miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?


Not having to drink the other half of the second six-pack.
 
2013-02-06 12:00:41 PM
amazing lack of pictures in the plethora of news stories out there.
 
2013-02-06 12:01:56 PM
Yeah baby, I'll show you my standard deduction.

/Seriously, it's too small if I calculated it, so I'm just going with the default option
//Sobs
 
2013-02-06 12:02:10 PM

Amos Quito: All 1040's are signed under duress and coercion.


/Every
//Last
///One


You should stop filing them and sue the IRS. I think you really have a case.
 
2013-02-06 12:02:17 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: basemetal: Was she hot?

This.  We need to know if he's getting audited AND gay.


This wouldn't be a story if she was smoking hot. She probably was a 4 and required copious amounts of alcohol to go through with it.
 
2013-02-06 12:02:23 PM

Amos Quito: All 1040's are signed under duress and coercion.


Yeah, the duress is that I'd rather not live in an anarchic wasteland with no public infrastructure.
 
2013-02-06 12:03:01 PM
If he still has the sexy pic she allegedly sent  him, he might get away with this.  A jury will be looking for any excuse to believe him.
 
2013-02-06 12:03:48 PM
I had two IRS agents show up to my work about 10 years ago. They asked the receptionist for Mr. 99.998er. I took them to my office where they showed me their badges and read me my rights (but told me I was not under arrest). I had no idea what they were talking about, asking me about land I didn't own. After about 45 minutes of them getting frustrated thinking I was lying, they asked for my driver's license before they cuffed me. They said "Michael 99.998er??? We are looking for William 99.998er. Sorry for the confusion." Poor William worked 2 floors down.
 
2013-02-06 12:03:53 PM
The IRS always SCREWS you!

Ha ha!
Anyone thought of that yet?
 
2013-02-06 12:03:58 PM

miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?


I give them an extra .5 if there teeth come out.
 
2013-02-06 12:05:41 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Amos Quito: All 1040's are signed under duress and coercion.

Yeah, the duress is that I'd rather not live in an anarchic wasteland with no public infrastructure.


It's not a contract, it's an affidavit. Even if you don't file a 1040, you still owe the taxes. You're just leaving it up to the IRS to determine how much.

So duress and coercion doesn't apply, even if it was a real thing.
 
2013-02-06 12:07:09 PM

miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?


bewbage
 
2013-02-06 12:08:47 PM

Madaynun: miss diminutive: Diogenes: I would say that the inspector was a 6.5/10.

This is the first hotness rating I've seen to one decimal place. What separates a 6 from a 6.5, having all her teeth?

I give them an extra .5 if there teeth come out.


Here. You need some review.
 
2013-02-06 12:11:22 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Amos Quito: All 1040's are signed under duress and coercion.

Yeah, the duress is that I'd rather not live in an anarchic wasteland with no public infrastructure.


I don't mind paying taxes, its part of living in a society where the government provides services for everyone.

The duress is the fear of forgetting to dot an i or cross a t, and having the IRS crawl up your ass with a microscope.  Or the fear of getting a random audit "just because".  They have incredible power to make your life hell if the auditor has a bad day.  Fark that.
 
2013-02-06 12:12:03 PM
the woman showed up at his door "provocatively attired" and threatened him with a tax penalty.

Dear Penthouse Forum,
 
2013-02-06 12:13:25 PM
Also, are audits really that subjective? Why hide the salami if you have nothing to hide?
 
2013-02-06 12:16:14 PM
Wish I could find the pictures of that former IRS agent that posed for Play Boy...
 
2013-02-06 12:16:58 PM

teylix: ignatius_crumbcake: basemetal: Was she hot?

This.  We need to know if he's getting audited AND gay.

This wouldn't be a story if she was smoking hot. She probably was a 4 and required copious amounts of alcohol

and Viagra to go through with it.

FTFY
 
2013-02-06 12:17:33 PM
Wow, this is old news
 
2013-02-06 12:18:25 PM
Around 50 comments, and still no pic of the accused?

Fark, I am disappoint.

/Can't check facebook or linkedin (you know she has one) at work
 
2013-02-06 12:19:05 PM
Men.  Always thinking with their wallets.
 
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