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		Slippers left in a museum for 140 years turn out to belong to Napoleon's sister (lep.co.uk)		37
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Sybarite		2013-02-06 10:49:44 AM

That was a tiny woman.

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Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-02-06 10:56:55 AM

Napoleons sister is a stripper? Wut?

miss diminutive		2013-02-06 11:45:43 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Napoleons sister is a stripper? Wut?

Napoleon's sitter is a strutter? Wut?

Crewmannumber6		2013-02-06 12:15:52 PM

Was she hot?

WelldeadLink		2013-02-06 12:17:21 PM

... and boy, have her feet been cold.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-02-06 12:17:31 PM

cgraves67		2013-02-06 12:17:37 PM

Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.

Her brother was no giant either.

hubcity		2013-02-06 12:23:12 PM

THEY BELONG IN A MUS-- oh.

Diogenes		2013-02-06 12:50:22 PM

Did they have lifts in them?

MFAWG		2013-02-06 12:51:55 PM

Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?

Very, and didn't mind showing it. She probably left the slippers at some young officers billet.

trappedspirit		2013-02-06 12:53:30 PM

Slowest news day evar?

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Crewmannumber6		2013-02-06 01:05:44 PM

MFAWG: Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?

Very, and didn't mind showing it. She probably left the slippers at some young officers billet.

crazy french

Cassata26		2013-02-06 01:08:32 PM

"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

Sybarite		2013-02-06 01:23:12 PM

cgraves67: Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.

Her brother was no giant either.

At 5'7" he was above average height in Europe in the 19th century.

puckrock2000		2013-02-06 01:30:01 PM

His penis, however, is still in New Jersey.

hdhale		2013-02-06 01:32:01 PM

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.

Englebert Slaptyback		2013-02-06 01:34:16 PM

Sybarite

That was a tiny woman.

She probably was, especially when she was younger.

But let's talk about the slipper.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2013-02-06 01:45:59 PM

The Bonaparte women were TOTAL biatches. Made life hell for Josephine.

katerbug72		2013-02-06 01:46:43 PM

Did they practice foot binding in France?

MBooda		2013-02-06 01:46:57 PM

Prove it.

/just finished a local production of Into the Woods. Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit

ruinevil		2013-02-06 01:47:20 PM

trappedspirit: Slowest news day evar?

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That one isn't sufficiently nonsensical. Magneto and Doctor Strange are in the same fictional universe.

WelldeadLink		2013-02-06 01:47:56 PM

katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in France?

Yes, on the FLUFFY PILLOW!

katerbug72		2013-02-06 01:49:13 PM

katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in ~~France~~ Italy or Corsica?

ftfm

katerbug72		2013-02-06 01:49:56 PM

Hmmm Corsica is France. I suck at life.

Titanius Anglesmith		2013-02-06 02:17:35 PM

It belongs in a muse...

oh wait.

MFAWG		2013-02-06 02:30:58 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: The Bonaparte women were TOTAL biatches. Made life hell for Josephine.

Didn't one of the sisters sell Malta to the highest bidder?

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-06 02:35:20 PM

hdhale: [michellemoran.com image 461x600]

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-06 02:37:48 PM

OtherLittleGuy		2013-02-06 02:52:22 PM

MBooda: Prove it.

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OtherLittleGuy		2013-02-06 02:55:01 PM

MBooda:
/just finished a local production of Into the Woods. Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit

Did it include her?

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efgeise		2013-02-06 03:10:34 PM

MBooda		2013-02-06 03:12:28 PM

OtherLittleGuy: MBooda:
/just finished a local production of Into the Woods. Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit

Did it include her?

[fc07.deviantart.net image 643x768]

Don't recognize her; I'm stumped.

Jay Dee		2013-02-06 03:38:01 PM

But what happened to his moped? Didn't Charles DeGaulle's grandfather buy it?

ElFugawz		2013-02-06 03:53:31 PM

I left my umbrella in the Guggenheim in 2007, when they identify it could they send it back?

m1ke		2013-02-06 06:00:58 PM

Napoleon's sister's slippers eh? I could do like 20 bucks on them if it helps you out.

Salieri_82		2013-02-06 09:35:37 PM

His sister's slippers his sister's slippers his sister's slippers his sitter's...DAMMIT!

MBooda		2013-02-07 11:11:54 AM

No, it must be Don Francisco's sister's slippers.

/no, it's a greater pleasure for me

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