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(Lancashire Evening Post)   Slippers left in a museum for 140 years turn out to belong to Napoleon's sister   (lep.co.uk) divider line 37
    More: Misc, Napoleon Bonaparte, Mr Wilson, University of Aberdeen, sesame street characters, ump party, Cornwall County Constabulary, official function, foreign office  
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2013-02-06 10:49:44 AM  
That was a tiny woman.

nfs.stvfiles.com
 
2013-02-06 10:56:55 AM  
Napoleons sister is a stripper?  Wut?
 
2013-02-06 11:45:43 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Napoleons sister is a stripper?  Wut?


Napoleon's sitter is a strutter? Wut?
 
2013-02-06 12:15:52 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2013-02-06 12:17:21 PM  
... and boy, have her feet been cold.
 
2013-02-06 12:17:31 PM  
www.bunnyslippers.com
 
2013-02-06 12:17:37 PM  

Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.


Her brother was no giant either.
 
2013-02-06 12:23:12 PM  
THEY BELONG IN A MUS-- oh.
 
2013-02-06 12:50:22 PM  
Did they have lifts in them?
 
2013-02-06 12:51:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?


Very, and didn't mind showing it. She probably left the slippers at some young officers billet.
 
2013-02-06 12:53:30 PM  
Slowest news day evar?

i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 01:05:44 PM  

MFAWG: Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?

Very, and didn't mind showing it. She probably left the slippers at some young officers billet.


crazy french
 
2013-02-06 01:08:32 PM  
bamfstyle.files.wordpress.com
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
 
2013-02-06 01:23:12 PM  

cgraves67: Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.

Her brother was no giant either.



At 5'7" he was above average height in Europe in the 19th century.
 
2013-02-06 01:30:01 PM  
His penis, however, is still in New Jersey.
 
2013-02-06 01:32:01 PM  
michellemoran.com

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.
 
2013-02-06 01:34:16 PM  

Sybarite


nfs.stvfiles.com

That was a tiny woman.


She probably was, especially when she was younger.

But let's talk about the slipper.
 
2013-02-06 01:45:59 PM  
The Bonaparte women were TOTAL biatches.  Made life hell for Josephine.
 
2013-02-06 01:46:43 PM  
Did they practice foot binding in France?
 
2013-02-06 01:46:57 PM  
Prove it.
www.forgetthebox.net
/just finished a local production of Into the Woods.  Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit
 
2013-02-06 01:47:20 PM  

trappedspirit: Slowest news day evar?

[i141.photobucket.com image 400x554]


That one isn't sufficiently nonsensical. Magneto and Doctor Strange are in the same fictional universe.
 
2013-02-06 01:47:56 PM  

katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in France?


Yes, on the FLUFFY PILLOW!
 
2013-02-06 01:49:13 PM  

katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in France Italy or Corsica?


ftfm
 
2013-02-06 01:49:56 PM  
Hmmm Corsica is France. I suck at life.
 
2013-02-06 02:17:35 PM  
It belongs in a muse...

oh wait.
 
2013-02-06 02:30:58 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: The Bonaparte women were TOTAL biatches.  Made life hell for Josephine.


Didn't one of the sisters sell Malta to the highest bidder?
 
2013-02-06 02:35:20 PM  

hdhale: [michellemoran.com image 461x600]

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.

 
2013-02-06 02:37:48 PM  

hdhale: [michellemoran.com image 461x600]

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.


Let's try that again:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 02:52:22 PM  

MBooda: Prove it.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-06 02:55:01 PM  

MBooda:
/just finished a local production of Into the Woods.  Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit


Did it include her?

fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-06 03:10:34 PM  

hdhale: [michellemoran.com image 461x600]

a. I would hit that with my cannon.
b. I would invade that like Austria.
c. All of the above.

Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-06 03:12:28 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: MBooda:
/just finished a local production of Into the Woods.  Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit

Did it include her?

[fc07.deviantart.net image 643x768]


Don't recognize her; I'm stumped.
 
2013-02-06 03:38:01 PM  
But what happened to his moped? Didn't Charles DeGaulle's grandfather buy it?
 
2013-02-06 03:53:31 PM  
I left my umbrella in the Guggenheim in 2007, when they identify it could they send it back?
 
2013-02-06 06:00:58 PM  
Napoleon's sister's slippers eh?  I could do like 20 bucks on them if it helps you out.
 
2013-02-06 09:35:37 PM  
His sister's slippers his sister's slippers his sister's slippers his sitter's...DAMMIT!
 
2013-02-07 11:11:54 AM  
No, it must be Don Francisco's sister's slippers.

/no, it's a greater pleasure for me
 
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