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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Guess who's back: "I wanted to make a political demonstration about problems (blah, blah, blah)... have been causing me these alleged mental problems ever since I met a lesbian professor"   (postandcourier.com) divider line 121
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2013-02-06 08:13:18 AM  
Sarah Palin?
 
2013-02-06 08:27:28 AM  
Rosie O'Donnell?
 
2013-02-06 08:52:55 AM  
Came in to say what's in the boobies.
 
2013-02-06 10:43:59 AM  
Not familiar with this one.  But she seems...fun.
 
2013-02-06 10:51:18 AM  
She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.
 
2013-02-06 11:11:06 AM  
She is sort of a Trifecta of Wrong, ain't she?
 
2013-02-06 11:24:21 AM  
Liberals are once again trying to deprive someone of their 2nd amendment rights.
 
2013-02-06 11:31:03 AM  
I was going to guess Michele Bachmann. Wasn't she the one who once went into hysterics claiming that a lesbian had followed her into the bathroom?
 
2013-02-06 11:36:13 AM  
Oily Taint?
 
2013-02-06 11:37:32 AM  
Shady?
 
2013-02-06 11:37:49 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sarah Palin?


THIS! Man, based on that quote I really thought it was her.
 
2013-02-06 11:37:50 AM  
Sounds as if she had had proper training on how to properly use a firearm a lot of people would be dead right now.
 
2013-02-06 11:38:36 AM  
/proper
 
2013-02-06 11:38:48 AM  
www.postandcourier.com i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-06 11:39:19 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sarah Palin?

Treygreen13: Shady?


www.postandcourier.com
Sees what you did there, and there too.
 
2013-02-06 11:39:27 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I was going to guess Michele Bachmann. Wasn't she the one who once went into hysterics claiming that a lesbian had followed her into the bathroom?


She also once hid in some bushes and spied on a gay rights rally.
 
2013-02-06 11:40:10 AM  
The only thing that can stop a crazy person with a gun is a bad gun
 
2013-02-06 11:40:25 AM  

PapaChester: She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.


Um; lesbian republican?

Wouldn't that kind of be like a black member of the KKK?
 
2013-02-06 11:41:06 AM  
But she couldn't have killed anyone! She wasn't holding a video game!
 
2013-02-06 11:41:32 AM  
"And now a good story... out of South Carolina!" Said no news reporter, ever.
 
2013-02-06 11:41:43 AM  
Her mother told the judge that she had power of attorney regarding her daughter because of her mental illness. "She is considered an incompetent child," she said.

So the mother was arrested for reckless endangerment and the child was removed permanently from her custody? right? RIGHT??
 
2013-02-06 11:42:59 AM  
I honestly thought this was about Michele Bachmann.
 
2013-02-06 11:43:06 AM  

PapaChester: She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.


Was there a race to make this political? I mean, I guess you win. I just wish we had all known that there was a race and (apparently) a prize.
 
2013-02-06 11:43:07 AM  
Taurus PT22 in the hands of another graduate of the Squeaky Fromme School for Assassins.  Thank goodness.

/semi-auto, magazine in the grip, holds less than 10 rounds . . . nope, not an "assault weapon." it's OK then.
 
2013-02-06 11:44:28 AM  
Hey, two minutes away from my place, great.  Also, one working firing pin away from a multiple-death school shooting on my main throughfare to-and-fro.  That would have been inconvenient.

/probably inconvenient for the victims too
 
2013-02-06 11:45:22 AM  

iheartscotch: PapaChester: She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.

Um; lesbian republican?

Wouldn't that kind of be like a black member of the KKK?


where did you get the idea that she was a lesbian?
 
2013-02-06 11:47:01 AM  
Throw her in a hole and brick it over.
 
2013-02-06 11:47:27 AM  
FTFA: "Magistrate Linda Lombard said any time somebody points a loaded gun at somebody and pulls the trigger, it is attempted murder."

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Arrest that kid! He just tried to kill all of Fark!
 
2013-02-06 11:47:50 AM  

No Time To Explain: The only thing that can stop a crazy person with a gun is a bad gun


Ain't that the god-damned truth.  Sideshow Bob was temporarily hamstrung by his drum-feeder magazine jamming, although he was diabolical enough to be carrying a lot of other weapons that he knew how to use.

In TFA, Boland says she doesn't understand why she's being charged with attempted murder if the gun didn't work.  Operator error is not a disqualifier for malicious intent.  My daughter used the same argument when I put her in time out for kicking the dog, even though she missed.  My three-year-old daughter, that is.  Boland has the "mentally incompetent" act down to a science!
 
2013-02-06 11:48:09 AM  
I can't stop chuckling at "alleged mental problems".
 
2013-02-06 11:50:49 AM  

Hobodeluxe: iheartscotch: PapaChester: She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.

Um; lesbian republican?

Wouldn't that kind of be like a black member of the KKK?

where did you get the idea that she was a lesbian?


We could read her lips..............got nuthin'
 
2013-02-06 11:53:26 AM  
No point in warning the savvy men of FARK, but ladies: Don't Scissor Crazy.
www.postandcourier.com
 
2013-02-06 11:54:24 AM  

Hobodeluxe: iheartscotch: PapaChester: She was mad that she was denied entry into school due to "alleged mental problems" so the obvious recourse is to bring a gun to the campus and try to shoot people.

Sounds Neo-Republican.

Um; lesbian republican?

Wouldn't that kind of be like a black member of the KKK?

where did you get the idea that she was a lesbian?


It was a joke. In the article, the perp's explanation included a lesbian professor. While it didn't really make sence to me; I'm sure it made sence to her.
 
2013-02-06 11:54:35 AM  
Crazy enough to be denied entry to several schools, yet still has access to handgun.

Sounds about right.
 
2013-02-06 11:54:58 AM  
FTA: Taurus PT22 with eight rounds in the magazine at her and pulled the trigger several times.


The .22-caliber didn't fire. The semi-automatic has a capacity of nine rounds, but there was no cartridge in the chamber.


Taurus PT-22  (wikipedia). To quote that: 'It has a spur-less hammer, and a long but smooth double action only (DAO) trigger. The "tip up" barrel is useful in that the first round may be chambered directly into the barrel, and the operator does not have to "pull back" or "rack" the slide. Retracting the slide is difficult due to the heavy spring required in this blow-back action...The function and reliability of the PT22 is passable, with occasional failures to feed.'

Imagine if your life depended on this thing. Do not want.

The non-shooter, however, ain't bad-looking for a psycho hosebeast. Beggars can't be choosers, eh?
 
2013-02-06 11:59:03 AM  
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2013-02-06 11:59:35 AM  

MNguy: Sounds as if she had had proper training on how to properly use a firearm a lot of people would be dead right now.


Yup. However, if we had some sort of system in place that treated the mentally ill in a medically aggressive manner (if that's what it takes), she may not have even tried in the first place. She'd be needing her lithium or thorazine induced nap first, or be mellowed out if she was getting decent psychiatric care. It's always a good idea to treat the mentally ill just because it is so easy to get things one should not be able to get or is not able to get legally because they're crazier than a cat on a 'nip binge.

If someone is legally purchasing a gun, there's no excuse for not being trained in its proper use and taught the laws about guns in their state and community. Those "I just want a gun, no training or testing, because the second amendment!!1!one1!" types are huge problems waiting to happen and make us non-nutty gun nuts look bad with their vast amounts of stupid. I'm really surprised that the second amendment hysterics either don't realize this or refuse to acknowledge it. I'm going with "refuse to acknowledge it".

/owns multiple firearms, legally
 
2013-02-06 12:00:37 PM  

MBooda: No point in warning the savvy men of FARK, but ladies: Don't Scissor Crazy.
[www.postandcourier.com image 638x439]


... just because the article says the word "lesbian" somewhere in it does not mean that  she's a lesbian.

In fact...
In a rambling statement in bond court Tuesday, Boland said she went to the school because "I wanted to make a political demonstration about problems in my life relating to the fact that racist feminists, including institutions like that where I was demonstrating ... have been causing me these alleged mental problems ever since I met a lesbian professor."
... isn't the "racist feminist" likely to  be the lesbian professor whom she hates?
 
2013-02-06 12:01:34 PM  
She aged badly and gained a cock eye in 2 years time.
 
2013-02-06 12:02:04 PM  
The gun did it, not her
 
2013-02-06 12:04:19 PM  
Can we all just agree that once you try to kill people your mental problems are no longer "alleged"?
 
2013-02-06 12:07:22 PM  
So if this thing really malfunctioned at just the right time rather than the shooter being incompetent, would that put God on the NRA's enemies list?
 
2013-02-06 12:11:29 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: If someone is legally purchasing a gun, there's no excuse for not being trained in its proper use and taught the laws about guns in their state and community. Those "I just want a gun, no training or testing, because the second amendment!!1!one1!" types are huge problems waiting to happen and make us non-nutty gun nuts look bad with their vast amounts of stupid. I'm really surprised that the second amendment hysterics either don't realize this or refuse to acknowledge it. I'm going with "refuse to acknowledge it".


The NRA would go farking crazy (well, crazier) if any state tried to impose any such qualification on the purchase of a firearm.
 
2013-02-06 12:12:46 PM  

doubled99: The gun did it, not her


The gun seemed to be quite unwilling to do its job, in fact.  If only the little kids with the adorable, pink pistol yesterday had such a grumpy-gus firearm in their hands.
 
2013-02-06 12:14:13 PM  

NightOwl2255: The NRA would go farking crazy (well, crazier) if any state tried to impose any such qualification on the purchase of a firearm.


The NRA doesn't seem to have a problem with the concealed carry handgun permits. Which require classes.
 
2013-02-06 12:14:44 PM  

factoryconnection: ...  Sideshow Bob...


It's so great that someone had the bright idea of calling James Eagan Holmes "Sideshow Bob" to deny him his notoriety. Because if people just used his actual name I would only remember him when he is mentioned, but thanks to some genius I can also be reminded of that murdering asshole when I'm watching classic Simpsons episodes. Which is nice.
 
2013-02-06 12:15:09 PM  
A Shambling Mound:

Can we all just agree that once you try to kill people your mental problems are no longer "alleged"?

No. There is clearly a difference between them. Unless you want every shooter "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Perhaps a forensic shrink or a lawyer versed in this issue can explain it.
 
2013-02-06 12:16:59 PM  
Bet you the gun is legal.
 
2013-02-06 12:20:10 PM  

Treygreen13: NightOwl2255: The NRA would go farking crazy (well, crazier) if any state tried to impose any such qualification on the purchase of a firearm.

The NRA doesn't seem to have a problem with the concealed carry handgun permits. Which require classes.


Yeah, try imposing that on the purchase of any firearm and see how well the NRA takes it. The right to conceal carry is not constitutionally protected.
 
2013-02-06 12:21:04 PM  
We need more guns.
 
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