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(STV.tv)   Dinner party guests arrive to find host murdered and chef in handcuffs. No word as to the state of the entrée   (local.stv.tv) divider line 80
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2013-02-06 10:25:21 AM
I love those audience participation dinner party thingies!
 
2013-02-06 10:31:31 AM
Miss Scarlett, library, wrench. Book it. Done.
 
2013-02-06 10:35:04 AM
mimg.ugo.com
"I'm the butler.  I buttle, sir."
 
2013-02-06 10:53:05 AM
Wadsworth: "You see, like the Mounties, we always get our man."

Mr. Green: "Mrs Peacock was a man?!"
 
2013-02-06 10:54:45 AM
He told police: "I was in behind her in the bedroom and I had the knife and I don't know where it came from I don't know. I was out of control. It's just not like me I am so in control. I need to keep things in control."

I am soooooooooooo in control officer, I just, like, totes need to keep things in control.
 
2013-02-06 10:55:08 AM
Call Krieger.
 
2013-02-06 11:00:33 AM

doglover: Call Krieger.



Every single time we come here we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
 
2013-02-06 11:13:51 AM
Where's the bathroom?

Oui, oui Madam

No, I just need to powder my nose

*quizzical look*
 
2013-02-06 11:21:26 AM
No word as to the state of the entrée

Scotland
 
2013-02-06 12:04:07 PM
Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order SVU?
 
2013-02-06 12:04:27 PM

Diogenes: I love those audience participation dinner party thingies!


v004o.popscreen.com

It was me the whole time!
 
2013-02-06 12:04:52 PM
Murder mystery parties are soooo 1997.
 
2013-02-06 12:06:07 PM
www.thecrushedviolet.com
 
2013-02-06 12:06:54 PM
One plus two plus two plus one....
 
2013-02-06 12:08:13 PM
Was the host Truman Capote?
 
2013-02-06 12:08:40 PM

kumanoki: [www.thecrushedviolet.com image 320x240]


Flames... on the side of my face...
 
2013-02-06 12:09:26 PM
"I was in behind her in the bedroom and I had the knife and I don't know where it came from I don't know."

The kitchen maybe?
 
2013-02-06 12:09:49 PM
Oh, I am sure there have been more awkward dinner parties than that...

trakt.us
 
2013-02-06 12:10:00 PM
FTA: "...who worked at Glasgow University's biochemistry department, due to his drinking. "

I thought people drank  because they were in grad school, not the other way around.
 
2013-02-06 12:10:21 PM
But me too, I also drank ze Cognac.
 
2013-02-06 12:11:51 PM
tikiloungetalk.com

 Millions of angry mystery readers are now getting their revenge.
 
2013-02-06 12:13:18 PM
Wadsworth: I can explain everything!
Cop: You don't have to.
Wadsworth: I don't?
Cop: Don't worry, there's nothing illegal about any of this.
Wadsworth: Are you sure?
Cop: Of course, this is America.
Wadsworth: I see.
Cop: It's a free country, don't you know that?
Wadsworth: I didn't know it was THAT free.
 
2013-02-06 12:15:36 PM
It's CHOWDAH!
 
2013-02-06 12:15:44 PM

logggur: FTA: "...who worked at Glasgow University's biochemistry department, due to his drinking. "

I thought people drank  because they were in grad school, not the other way around.


They had to keep him in a fume hood for safety.
 
2013-02-06 12:15:55 PM

Diogenes: I love those audience participation dinner party thingies!


Yeah, not so much if they're run by Tom Ripley and Hannibal Lecter. At least, that's what I had in mind when I read the headline.
 
2013-02-06 12:16:02 PM

Diogenes: I love those audience participation dinner party thingies!


My work Christmas party this year was at one of those. It was absolutely horrendous, except for the open bar.
 
2013-02-06 12:16:44 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order SVU?


blogs.warwick.ac.uk
Could have sworn it was a movie first.
 
2013-02-06 12:18:07 PM
"Archie, call Saul, then call Inspector Cramer."
 
2013-02-06 12:18:14 PM
www.realityravings.com

Sought for questioning
 
2013-02-06 12:20:26 PM
Not enough:

content6.flixster.com
/hot
 
2013-02-06 12:20:41 PM

kumanoki: [www.thecrushedviolet.com image 320x240]


Bonus Trivia: That entire set of lines (Flames, on the side of my face, just.. flames..) was completely ad-libbed due to the actress *completely forgetting her line* during the take. They ran with it.
 
2013-02-06 12:21:37 PM
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2013-02-06 12:22:12 PM

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: "Archie, call Saul, then call Inspector Cramer."


came for this.

/now sticky
 
2013-02-06 12:24:32 PM
Was there any salmon mousse
 
2013-02-06 12:25:22 PM

asmodeus224: Oh, I am sure there have been more awkward fancy dinner parties than that...


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2013-02-06 12:29:46 PM

I_C_Weener: [mimg.ugo.com image 320x240]
"I'm the butler.  I buttle, sir."


Thank you for beating me to it.  Keep up the good work.
 
2013-02-06 12:33:56 PM
Oh no! Meatloaf again?

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2013-02-06 12:37:38 PM
He was just trying to tenderize her.
 
2013-02-06 12:38:10 PM
Hi I'm a singing telegram!

*BLAM*
 
2013-02-06 12:41:03 PM

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I_C_Weener: mimg.ugo.com


Funny that Eileen Brennan was in both of these (Mrs. Peacock & Tess).
 
2013-02-06 12:41:31 PM
Peter Cumming stabbed her from behind in the bedroom...who didn't catch that? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-06 12:43:24 PM
Note to self: When hubby says "I've been slaving away all day cooking for us and our numerous guests."

The proper answer is NOT:  "Whateves, I had Taco Bell."
 
2013-02-06 12:43:55 PM
Dinner party guests arrive to find host murdered and chef in handcuffs. No word as to the state of the entrée

I'm guessing it was well-battered.
 
2013-02-06 12:44:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Not enough:

[content6.flixster.com image 350x350]
/hot



Her face is familiar.If you don't mind,who is she and what movie is this?
 
2013-02-06 12:45:36 PM

PapaChester: He told police: "I was in behind her in the bedroom and I had the knife and I don't know where it came from I don't know. I was out of control. It's just not like me I am so in control. I need to keep things in control."

I am soooooooooooo in control officer, I just, like, totes need to keep things in control.


He should have just said "she tripped".
 
2013-02-06 12:48:29 PM
Brap

Note to self: When hubby says "I've been slaving away all day cooking for us and our numerous guests."

The proper answer is NOT: "Whateves, I had Taco Bell."

This!
 
2013-02-06 12:49:04 PM
In this case the victim was entirely innocent."

Entirely innocent? Please. She ATE before a dinner party. And was a woman to boot!

"I say let 'em crash"
 
2013-02-06 12:49:11 PM

Elroydb: Hi I'm a singing telegram!

*BLAM*

 
2013-02-06 01:00:01 PM

rjgarc: [tikiloungetalk.com image 360x242]

 Millions of angry mystery readers are now getting their revenge.


"IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns! "
 
2013-02-06 01:07:46 PM
They did have killer pasta.
 
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