another cultural observer: I propose we FLOCK to PHONE reform because TELECOMMUNICATIONS is the right of all POORS to CALL your WELFARE OFFICE all night and all day. Praise be to BEN BERNANKE, for he is PRINTING MONEY TO FUND MY DISABILITY PAYMENTS.
DamnYankees: I don't even understand this criticism. They are complaining that he keeps saying that his issues are important and urging people to call their congresspeople. This is bad?
somedude210: another cultural observer: I propose we FLOCK to PHONE reform because TELECOMMUNICATIONS is the right of all POORS to CALL your WELFARE OFFICE all night and all day. Praise be to BEN BERNANKE, for he is PRINTING MONEY TO FUND MY DISABILITY PAYMENTS.You sound pissy. Someone take a dump in your cornflakes this morning?
LasersHurt: FTFA:Tout what he's already done. Say the public's in his corner. Demand Congress do something. Lament Washington dysfunction. Lay out his own plan. Avoid details. Urge voters to keep up the pressure. Warn it won't be easy.So he talks about the issue, suggests a plan, and tells people to put pressure on Congress (who legitimately ARE needed to get the work done.)History's. Greatest. Monster.
neversubmit: I propose we bow to religious reform because madness is the right of all people to scream your head off all night and all day. Praise be to Cthulhu, for he is the devourer![1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x573]
cameroncrazy1984: This thread got weird quickly.
somedude210: cameroncrazy1984: This thread got weird quickly.you expect something else?I submitted this and even I knew it would devolve into penis and fecal matter. Though the Cthulhu turn was a tad unexpected.
Supes: I propose we transmogrify to Calvinball reform because time-travel is the right of all 6-year-olds to play in your cardboard box all night and all day. Praise be to Hobbes, for he is the E-Pit-O-Me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.
Welfare Peanut Butter: fark, shiat, poop, penis, pussy, dong, ass, twat
tnpir: Welfare Peanut Butter: fark, shiat, poop, penis, pussy, dong, ass, twatYou're close: it's shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits.
neversubmit: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x573]
WTF Indeed: Penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis.
"Can you please stop acting like assholes?""Wha?""I asked if you would please--PLEASE--stop acting like assholes.""You're kinda monotonous, ain'tya?"
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