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(Politico)   Obama Mad Libs: I propose we ______ to _____ reform because ______ is the right of all _____ to _____ your _____ all night and all day. Praise be to _____, for he is _____   (politico.com ) divider line
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2013-02-06 09:55:59 AM  
Penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis.
 
2013-02-06 10:10:15 AM  
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
 
2013-02-06 10:11:04 AM  
fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart

-or-

shart shart shart shart shart shart shart shart
 
2013-02-06 10:12:45 AM  
Liberals are bad because _________________.

spoiler alert, it is fart
 
2013-02-06 10:13:32 AM  
I propose we FLOCK to PHONE reform because TELECOMMUNICATIONS is the right of all POORS to CALL your WELFARE OFFICE all night and all day. Praise be to BEN BERNANKE, for he is PRINTING MONEY TO FUND MY DISABILITY PAYMENTS.
 
2013-02-06 10:22:58 AM  

another cultural observer: I propose we FLOCK to PHONE reform because TELECOMMUNICATIONS is the right of all POORS to CALL your WELFARE OFFICE all night and all day. Praise be to BEN BERNANKE, for he is PRINTING MONEY TO FUND MY DISABILITY PAYMENTS.


You sound pissy. Someone take a dump in your cornflakes this morning?
 
2013-02-06 10:23:34 AM  
FTFA:

Tout what he's already done. Say the public's in his corner. Demand Congress do something. Lament Washington dysfunction. Lay out his own plan. Avoid details. Urge voters to keep up the pressure. Warn it won't be easy.

So he talks about the issue, suggests a plan, and tells people to put pressure on Congress (who legitimately ARE needed to get the work done.)

History's. Greatest. Monster.
 
2013-02-06 10:25:53 AM  
I don't even understand this criticism. They are complaining that he keeps saying that his issues are important and urging people to call their congresspeople. This is bad?
 
2013-02-06 10:27:37 AM  

DamnYankees: I don't even understand this criticism. They are complaining that he keeps saying that his issues are important and urging people to call their congresspeople. This is bad?


Remember politico goes from "interesting commentary" to "wtf am I reading?" depending on the day and author.
 
2013-02-06 10:29:29 AM  
fark, shiat, poop, penis, pussy, dong, ass, twat
 
2013-02-06 10:30:04 AM  
I propose we _put an end_ to _workplace safety_ reform because _work_ is the right of all _the poors_ to _clean_ your _toilet_ all night and all day. Praise be to _job creators_, for he is _bootstrappy_
 
2013-02-06 10:30:44 AM  

somedude210: another cultural observer: I propose we FLOCK to PHONE reform because TELECOMMUNICATIONS is the right of all POORS to CALL your WELFARE OFFICE all night and all day. Praise be to BEN BERNANKE, for he is PRINTING MONEY TO FUND MY DISABILITY PAYMENTS.

You sound pissy. Someone take a dump in your cornflakes this morning?


The Mad Lib sounds pissy, I'm fine.  And of course I pour liquid shiate on my cornflakes...it's bracing, but prepares me for the day.
 
2013-02-06 10:42:04 AM  
Tout what he's already done. Say the public's in his corner. Demand Congress do something. Lament Washington dysfunction. Lay out his own plan. Avoid details. Urge voters to keep up the pressure. Warn it won't be easy.

So in other words, do what politicians have been doing since the beginning of time?

Bad Obama!!
 
2013-02-06 10:49:04 AM  
There is only one correct answer:

fart bongo farting bongos fart bongos Fart Bongo

Duh
 
2013-02-06 10:58:46 AM  
 
2013-02-06 11:12:27 AM  
What the __________ am I ____________?
 
2013-02-06 11:12:58 AM  

LasersHurt: FTFA:

Tout what he's already done. Say the public's in his corner. Demand Congress do something. Lament Washington dysfunction. Lay out his own plan. Avoid details. Urge voters to keep up the pressure. Warn it won't be easy.

So he talks about the issue, suggests a plan, and tells people to put pressure on Congress (who legitimately ARE needed to get the work done.)

History's. Greatest. Monster.


Seriously, why doesn't he just make the laws himself however he wants?  Also, why is he such a tyrant, always abusing his power?

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
2013-02-06 11:17:45 AM  
 I propose we bow to religious reform because madness is the right of all people to scream your head off all night and all day. Praise be to Cthulhu, for he is the devourer!


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2013-02-06 11:30:53 AM  

neversubmit: I propose we bow to religious reform because madness is the right of all people to scream your head off all night and all day. Praise be to Cthulhu, for he is the devourer!


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Makes more sense than the original, that's for sure.
 
2013-02-06 12:19:44 PM  
This thread got weird quickly.
 
2013-02-06 12:41:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This thread got weird quickly.


you expect something else?

I submitted this and even I knew it would devolve into penis and fecal matter. Though the Cthulhu turn was a tad unexpected.
 
2013-02-06 01:00:41 PM  
You misspelled "Ray Lewis"
 
2013-02-06 01:04:40 PM  

somedude210: cameroncrazy1984: This thread got weird quickly.

you expect something else?

I submitted this and even I knew it would devolve into penis and fecal matter. Though the Cthulhu turn was a tad unexpected.


Glad I could help ;)
 
2013-02-06 01:12:09 PM  
I propose we transmogrifyto Calvinballreform because time-travel is the right of all 6-year-olds to play inyour cardboard boxall night and all day. Praise be to Hobbes, for he is the E-Pit-O-Me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.
 
2013-02-06 01:18:35 PM  

Supes: I propose we transmogrify to Calvinball reform because time-travel is the right of all 6-year-olds to play in your cardboard box all night and all day. Praise be to Hobbes, for he is the E-Pit-O-Me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.


FTFM

/Damn you Fark and your new reply box. Way to screw up my careful formatting.
 
2013-02-06 01:43:52 PM  
Ah yes, snowcloning.

How fresh.
 
2013-02-06 01:53:58 PM  

Welfare Peanut Butter: fark, shiat, poop, penis, pussy, dong, ass, twat


You're close: it's shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits.
 
2013-02-06 02:03:29 PM  

tnpir: Welfare Peanut Butter: fark, shiat, poop, penis, pussy, dong, ass, twat

You're close: it's shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, and tits.


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2013-02-06 05:32:25 PM  

neversubmit: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x573]


Well hello there, new desktop wallpaper.
 
2013-02-06 07:36:58 PM  
Wobble, tart, sodomy, Chinese, infringe, copyrights, Jesus, and tasty.
 
2013-02-07 04:35:48 AM  

WTF Indeed: Penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis; penis.


Need a couple of boners in there.
 
2013-02-07 05:50:16 AM  

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"Can you please stop acting like assholes?"

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"Wha?"

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"I asked if you would please--PLEASE--stop acting like assholes."

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"You're kinda monotonous, ain'tya?"

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2013-02-07 02:08:27 PM  
And the Republican response; _______, no !
 
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