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(Huffington Post)   Jesse Heiman, the guy in the GoDaddy commercial kissing Bar Refaeli, gets offer to do porn, is the next Ron Jeremy   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 29
    More: Followup, Bar Refaeli, Ron Jeremy, Jesse Heiman, partners, godaddy, Mike Kulich, Art Institute of Atlanta, Bree Olson  
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2013-02-06 10:53:04 AM
I definitely cannot fap to this.
 
2013-02-06 10:54:09 AM
holy crap, his name is hymen.
 
2013-02-06 10:58:16 AM
Well he does kind of look like John Wayne Bobbit's lopped off dick, so it just might be crazy enough to work.
 
2013-02-06 11:03:01 AM
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 11:06:03 AM
NO
 
2013-02-06 11:06:13 AM
You mean as an Extra, right?  RIGHT?
 
2013-02-06 11:09:34 AM
mimg.sulekha.com
 
2013-02-06 11:09:41 AM
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-02-06 11:14:01 AM
Don't you BLASPHEME in here, Submitter. There is no next "Ron Jeremy." There will never be a next "Ron Jeremy." The man has a Bachelor's in theatre and education and a Master's Degree in special ed. And then he became the Hedgehog.
 
2013-02-06 11:36:15 AM
the unintentional comedy of that commercial was great.  seeing her almost throw up and doing her best to seem like she could handle that was amazing
 
2013-02-06 11:55:49 AM
I swear that guy was briefly in an episode of Better off Ted.
 
2013-02-06 12:09:35 PM
"There is a huge market," Kulich insisted. "Look at Ron Jeremy. He's the most popular porn star because he's an average guy who gets hot girls.

If he is average then I got problems.
 
2013-02-06 12:29:13 PM

Somacandra: Don't you BLASPHEME in here, Submitter. There is no next "Ron Jeremy." There will never be a next "Ron Jeremy." The man has a Bachelor's in theatre and education and a Master's Degree in special ed. And then he became the Hedgehog.


Special Ed?


i57.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 12:31:49 PM

Somacandra: Don't you BLASPHEME in here, Submitter. There is no next "Ron Jeremy." There will never be a next "Ron Jeremy." The man has a Bachelor's in theatre and education and a Master's Degree in special ed. And then he became the Hedgehog.


I like to think there is a Jewish porn baton that Ron Jeremy passed to James Deen in a secret ceremony
 
2013-02-06 12:37:57 PM
The question that came to my mind was: does he have the "talent" for it?
 
2013-02-06 12:40:10 PM
So he's a narcoleptic Italian from Queens with heart problems? Got it.
 
2013-02-06 12:44:14 PM
Cringe. I thought I was going to upswallow.
 
2013-02-06 12:54:46 PM
This porn studio thinks that people would actually want to see this fat pasty nerd have sex, when they biatched about how disgusted they were when he was kissing with his clothes on?!?

/unless this kid can suck his own ding dong, then there's no way he'll be the next Ron Jeremy
 
2013-02-06 12:58:02 PM
Hey, does anybody know that he's the "world's greatest extra"?
I haven't seen that mentioned yet.  Not many people know about it.
 
2013-02-06 01:01:40 PM
"There is a huge market," Kulich insisted. "Look at Ron Jeremy. He's the most popular porn star because he's an average guy who gets hot girls.a freak show"


There we go...
 
2013-02-06 01:55:03 PM
RIP
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-06 02:03:58 PM
Since he's in talks with GoDaddy to be their next spokesman, I doubt he's going to care what number this dude throws out.
 
2013-02-06 02:21:18 PM
with bonus slide show of porn actresses at the bottom of the story... THANK YOU HUFFPO!
 
2013-02-06 03:09:54 PM

kvinesknows: with bonus slide show of porn actresses at the bottom of the story... THANK YOU HUFFPO!


From said slideshow:

The first time Lexi Belle ever performed oral sex on a man was while shooting her very first porn scene.

Suuuuuure it was.
 
2013-02-06 03:54:15 PM
I would choose riley reid.
 
2013-02-06 04:05:27 PM

VimFuego: Hey, does anybody know that he's the "world's greatest extra"?
I haven't seen that mentioned yet.  Not many people know about it.


There is a reason for that.
 
2013-02-06 04:40:13 PM
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I'm jealous. First his Mom lets him have TWO weiners, and now he's getting to snog with hot babes and become a porn star.
 
2013-02-06 04:53:23 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: "There is a huge market," Kulich insisted. "Look at Ron Jeremy. He's the most popular porn star because he's an average guy who gets hot girls.a freak show"

There we go...



Ron Jeremy is a porn star because he's got a huge dong, and when he was younger he could suck his own dick.  Plus he was in Playgirl in the 70s, because hairy dudes were sexy back then.  Now he's an "average looking" guy who gets hot girls because he is one of the most famous porn stars of all time.
 
2013-02-06 07:05:20 PM
The fat dorky kid from that party movie "Project X" did a Bang Bros. 4-Way scene. I would link but at work. Young man handled his business though.
 
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