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(WTKR)   Zoo uses Surveymonkey to hold vote on baby Siamang's new name. All this story needs is a picture of macaque   (wtkr.com) divider line 48
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2013-02-06 10:50:06 AM
+1

/done in zero
 
2013-02-06 12:22:28 PM
Awesome
 
2013-02-06 12:23:31 PM
Siamwang.
 
2013-02-06 12:23:38 PM
Attention, Unfreakable: take note of this headline for future reference.

That is all.
 
2013-02-06 12:24:06 PM
This story needs a picture of my- ?

Oh, I get it.
 
2013-02-06 12:27:42 PM
farraguter.com

say what now?
 
2013-02-06 12:27:48 PM
What, no Weedlord Bonerhitler?

/seems to be coming up a lot lately
 
2013-02-06 12:29:15 PM
My baby marmoset is cuter.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-06 12:31:17 PM
Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.
 
2013-02-06 12:32:05 PM
Gee subby I didn't know we had a microscopy tag.
 
2013-02-06 12:33:06 PM
sim.conference.kucrl.org

/too obscure?
 
2013-02-06 12:34:06 PM

Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.


hey, at least they make better pets than lemurs.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 12:40:55 PM
How about Donald?  Is that too orangutan-y?
 
2013-02-06 12:42:05 PM

Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.


I'd rather have an ocelittle
 
2013-02-06 12:42:46 PM

Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.


No Babou, that was all sarcasm.
 
2013-02-06 12:44:27 PM
As in, suck macaque?

//slow on the uptake; drinking grain
 
2013-02-06 12:45:20 PM
Is the joke that macaques are monkeys and siamangs are gibbons?  I mean, I get the 'picture of macaque' business but was that just thrown in there because primates were involved or am I missing something that is actually funny and actually contains some wit?
 
2013-02-06 12:54:26 PM
As an employee of surveymonkey I'm getting a kick... etc.. etc... etc....
 
2013-02-06 12:55:46 PM

trappedspirit: Is the joke that macaques are monkeys and siamangs are gibbons?  I mean, I get the 'picture of macaque' business but was that just thrown in there because primates were involved or am I missing something that is actually funny and actually contains some wit?


because primates were involved. This is Fark. Lowest common denominators and low-hanging fruit are de rigueur. It doesn't mean it's not funny though.
 
2013-02-06 12:56:49 PM
Stampy?
 
2013-02-06 12:59:54 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Yeah! Like ocelots actually get sarcasm!
 
2013-02-06 01:01:45 PM
Hang on, I have such a picture, but it's on another website ...
 
2013-02-06 01:02:38 PM

Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.


How do you titillate an ocelot?
 
2013-02-06 01:03:03 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/approves
 
2013-02-06 01:14:20 PM
There is no option to vote for "Mr. Monkey Pants", therefore I don't care.
 
2013-02-06 01:19:01 PM
FINAL voting is open to the public. If it was open from the beginning I'd really be looking forward to visiting little Chuck Norris in his new home.
 
2013-02-06 01:21:06 PM

stampylives: hey, at least they make better pets than lemurs.


I blame the owners.
 
2013-02-06 01:24:33 PM
Shouldn't they be using Surveyape?
 
2013-02-06 01:30:02 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 01:36:46 PM

SevenizGud: Stampy?


CSB:

We named our tortoise Stampy.   Short for Stampford Ignatius Fishfolck McNally III. Here he is racing my daughter last Halloween:

i.imgur.com

/CSB
 
2013-02-06 01:39:35 PM
?

ronireports.com
 
2013-02-06 01:40:13 PM
No option for "Patty"?

/I could have  a monkey.
 
2013-02-06 01:47:54 PM

politech: [sim.conference.kucrl.org image 193x250]

/too obscure?


No, the connection between "macaque" and "Mike Hock" in the context of subby's joke seems rather obvious.
 
2013-02-06 01:48:59 PM

HailRobonia: Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.

How do you titillate an ocelot?



You gotta like boobs a lot

/boobsalot, boobsalot
 
2013-02-06 01:50:31 PM
Spank
 
2013-02-06 01:52:32 PM

Whack-a-Mole: [i7.photobucket.com image 634x894]


I'd go out for a beer with that guy.
 
2013-02-06 01:52:54 PM

HailRobonia: Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.

How do you titillate an ocelot?


You oscillate its tit a lot.

/I too watch QI
 
2013-02-06 02:02:27 PM

Stile4aly: HailRobonia: Cybernetic: Baaboo would be an excellent name for an ocelot.

How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

/I too watch QI


This is why I like FARK. Normally when I tell that joke it goes like this:

"How do you titillate an ocelot?"
"What's an ocelot?"
"..."

/What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasely-identified, and a stoat is stoatally different.
 
2013-02-06 02:06:07 PM
Skinky ?
 
2013-02-06 02:12:15 PM
www.tamalegirlblog.com
 
2013-02-06 02:35:34 PM

cgraves67: trappedspirit: Is the joke that macaques are monkeys and siamangs are gibbons?  I mean, I get the 'picture of macaque' business but was that just thrown in there because primates were involved or am I missing something that is actually funny and actually contains some wit?

because primates were involved. This is Fark. Lowest common denominators and low-hanging fruit are de rigueur. It doesn't mean it's not funny though.


Yes it does.  And no, it isn't.  Unless you think that exposing the slack-jawed ignorance of most Farkers as comedy, in which case I suppose it is.
 
2013-02-06 03:47:16 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-06 04:07:21 PM
Babu?

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-06 05:50:39 PM
Did someone say they wanted a picture of Myke Hawke?

upload.wikimedia.org

Had a show on the Discovery channel- _Man, Woman, Wild_
 
2013-02-06 06:17:25 PM
How about naming it SURVEY MONKEY.
 
2013-02-06 06:22:03 PM
Voting is invalidated if the gibbon shouts "I am NOT your sweet Baaboo!"
 
2013-02-06 10:28:07 PM
I like Vajayjay.

Oh, you want a name for the siamang too?
 
2013-02-07 03:04:34 AM
www.voidaudio.net
 
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