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(CNN)   Cougars-in-training: Young women are dating even younger men, or as we call them, "school teachers"   (cnn.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-06 09:12:41 AM
If women have a decent paycheck, like men, why wouldn't they date the young piece of meat instead of the wrinkly old fart? Trophy wives make a good living, but it comes at a steep price. Women with a decent job can limit their dating to sexual attraction.
 
2013-02-06 09:18:37 AM

doglover: If women have a decent paycheck, like men, why wouldn't they date the young piece of meat instead of the wrinkly old fart?


Daddy issues.
 
2013-02-06 09:20:02 AM
WHORES. They're all WHORES.
 
2013-02-06 09:20:11 AM
I'm 26...come and get me, Cougs!
 
2013-02-06 09:20:23 AM
Couger?
 
2013-02-06 09:22:01 AM
Is 31 what women are calling young these days?

Stanger's general rule of thumb for dating, regardless of who is on the winter end of the May-December romance, is "10 up, 10 down."

Makes for an interesting young adulthood.
 
2013-02-06 09:22:49 AM

Psychopusher: Couger?


I too am concerned for subby's reading abilities.
 
2013-02-06 09:23:49 AM
Cutter Dykstra HAS to be Lenny's son.  The first name just says, "My dad used to play professional sports."
 
2013-02-06 09:24:35 AM
I would add...who cares? They are in college, people date then they stop dating. Sometimes they get married and then divorced. People make bad decisions all the time regardless of their age.
 
2013-02-06 09:24:41 AM
I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that article.
 
2013-02-06 09:25:46 AM

Psychopusher: Couger?


Cowger?
 
2013-02-06 09:27:23 AM
Idiots. They should be going older until they hit 33 or so so they can enjoy someone who knows what they're doing / wants to spoil them, THEN start hitting the 18-and-ups who will spoil them with their testosterone levels.
 
2013-02-06 09:28:32 AM

omahatattoo: Cutter Dykstra HAS to be Lenny's son.  The first name just says, "My dad used to play professional sports."


He is.
 
2013-02-06 09:28:41 AM

Psychopusher: Couger?


Couger:  One who cougs.
Example:  "Did you hear about Bernice?  Sister, she done couged that guy two ways from Tuesday.  Hence, she is a professional couger."
 
2013-02-06 09:30:20 AM
I'm glad somebody is getting laid.
 
2013-02-06 09:32:05 AM

doglover: If women have a decent paycheck, like men, why wouldn't they date the young piece of meat instead of the wrinkly old fart? Trophy wives make a good living, but it comes at a steep price. Women with a decent job can limit their dating to sexual attraction.


Yeah, just like men except that there is still that old double standard that if an old geezer wants to date a way younger woman that is A-OK, but if it's a woman, then you are a degenerate pervert, even if the younger guy is agreeable.  Which is why I don't.  Otherwise I'd be all over it.
 
2013-02-06 09:33:42 AM
Young women are dating younger school teachers?
 
2013-02-06 09:34:28 AM
I get away with it
 
2013-02-06 09:35:05 AM

reillan: Young women are dating younger school teachers?


Thank you. I thought by now someone would point it out.
 
2013-02-06 09:35:40 AM
I have a wood-on for Cougars. Usually older women know how to do things and know what they want done to them.
 
2013-02-06 09:36:37 AM

Psychopusher


Couger?


It's a new Fark filter. There were too many gun threads so now 'ar' is filtered to 'er'.

Here, I'll show you:

WHER COUGER?? WHER?

See?
 
2013-02-06 09:37:02 AM
I date women way younger than I am because I don't look like I'm in my midfities.
I look like I'm in my early fourties.
As long as we like the same TV shows.
Thank God for Nick At Night.
 
2013-02-06 09:38:35 AM

neenerist: Is 31 what women are calling young these days?

Stanger's general rule of thumb for dating, regardless of who is on the winter end of the May-December romance, is "10 up, 10 down."

Makes for an interesting young adulthood.


No no no... it has and always will be age / 2 + 7.

Since I'm almost 28.. that means I can date as young as 28 / 2 + 7 = 21... so the new drunkards are on the table still.
 
2013-02-06 09:39:52 AM
Bunch of whores. Wouldn't give me the time of day when they were older than me because they were interested in older men with good incomes, won't give me the time of day now that I'm older and have a good income.

/Minimum age for men to date is half plus seven.
//Not minus, Bob Saget.
 
2013-02-06 09:41:26 AM
So if I am banging a 40 year old that makes more money than me, me being 40 myself, does that mean I am dating a cougar?
 
2013-02-06 09:41:59 AM

Cold_Sassy: Yeah, just like men except that there is still that old double standard that if an old geezer wants to date a way younger woman that is A-OK, but if it's a woman, then you are a degenerate pervert, even if the younger guy is agreeable.  Which is why I don't.  Otherwise I'd be all over it.


Do many people still think like this?  I've seen a few relationships with the woman some 10 years their senior and the guy in his mid twenties and no-one really seemed to care.  And I know a few women in their thirties who frequently flirt with guys in their very early twenties and again, no-one seems to care.  The only times people do seem to care is when the woman is really creepy with it.

Personally I say good for them.  If they can pull a guy 10 years their junior, as long as he's legal then great!

/Leaves more young women for me!
 
2013-02-06 09:43:15 AM

omahatattoo: Cutter Dykstra HAS to be Lenny's son.  The first name just says, "My dad used to play professional sports."


Let's just hope he didn't inherit Dad's business "smarts".
 
2013-02-06 09:44:11 AM

Chabash: Psychopusher: Couger?

I too am concerned for subby's reading abilities.


Relevant
 
2013-02-06 09:45:24 AM

Cold_Sassy: doglover: If women have a decent paycheck, like men, why wouldn't they date the young piece of meat instead of the wrinkly old fart? Trophy wives make a good living, but it comes at a steep price. Women with a decent job can limit their dating to sexual attraction.

Yeah, just like men except that there is still that old double standard that if an old geezer wants to date a way younger woman that is A-OK, but if it's a woman, then you are a degenerate pervert, even if the younger guy is agreeable.  Which is why I don't.  Otherwise I'd be all over it.


Then go "be all over it."  The ugly truth of the matter is that men age MUCH better than women.  A 35-year-old man with a 25-year-old woman just looks more natural than the reverse.  But if you can land that young stallion go for it, and let the masses call you a degenerate pervert.
 
2013-02-06 09:46:24 AM

teylix: No no no... it has and always will be age / 2 + 7.

Since I'm almost 28.. that means I can date as young as 28 / 2 + 7 = 21... so the new drunkards are on the table still.


I've found that it's possible to break this rule, but it takes a special set of circumstances and a certain amount of caution to not offend people.

I've also found that it's probably not worth it because the relationship is a damn struggle for various reasons.
 
2013-02-06 09:47:05 AM
wow, so if this woman is dating this guy and she is older by so many years, that means when she was in high school, this guy was in elementary school! So, she is a child molester!!

I have an idea, let's try to stop automatically seeing the worst and most evil intentions with the desire to destroy someone's happiness in an attempt to make yourself feel better and superior. There is no magic age when you are ready for anything in this life, we just had some busybody 'professionals' make some arbitrary decisions based on very subjective data in order to placate those who are obsessed with ruling other peoples lives. Because, after all, these 'experts' know all, even when you find out some have little in the way of actual experience in dealing with such situations.

/ "How many drops is this for you, Lt.?"
// "Thirty-eight... simulated."
/// "How many combat drops?"
//// "Two... including this one."
 
2013-02-06 09:52:00 AM

Cold_Sassy: Yeah, just like men except that there is still that old double standard that if an old geezer wants to date a way younger woman that is A-OK


I don't know what you're talking about. It's much less creepy to me to see a college kid with a high school girl (19ish:15ish, both post-pubescent) than it is to see a 25 year old woman with a 60 year old guy. That's more than double your lifespan age difference. Totally creepy and it makes me think poorly of both of them.

Actually, I'm more fond of the old Joan Rivers type woman with a cocktail in one hand and a pool boy in the other that the cute girl with the old mummy. That pool boy probably has a sex life outside his "job" while the poor trophy wife is, well... gya. I don't even want to think about the wrinkly old peperoni she's putting in her calzone.
 
2013-02-06 09:53:53 AM
As a man dating a woman 17 years older than myself, I'm okay with this.  Unfortunately for her, though, I'm 9 years old, so it's kind of illegal.  She is my teacher after all.

/okay add 20
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 09:55:05 AM
I really don't give a shiat about celebrities too much, but I have to say that when Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are in the same room the vapidness must open up a whirlpool of suck that is a mile wide.  People fall into it and are suddenly.. ehmigod!

What the hell... they must talk about hair products all day.
 
2013-02-06 09:58:32 AM

d23: I really don't give a shiat about celebrities too much, but I have to say that when Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are in the same room the vapidness must open up a whirlpool of suck that is a mile wide.  People fall into it and are suddenly.. ehmigod!

What the hell... they must talk about hair products all day.


I dunno. I get the feeling people like Beiber are groomed for public appearances. Before he became a star, he posted videos on youtube of him playing instruments or something. He's probably got a passion for music to be doing that. Bet you a dollar he ain't listening to his own shiat.

Don't let the character fool you to the real person.
 
2013-02-06 09:59:03 AM

Chabash: Psychopusher: Couger?

I too am concerned for subby's reading abilities.


Maybe if subby hadn't spent his childhood years farking his teachers he could spell
 
2013-02-06 10:00:38 AM
Victoria Beckham is one year older than hubby David Beckham.
Wow, 1 whole year!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 10:00:50 AM

Happy Hours: Maybe if subby hadn't spent his childhood years farking his teachers he could spell


Oh yeah, but he wouldn't be NEARLY as happy and relaxed...
 
2013-02-06 10:19:08 AM

wildcardjack: Bunch of whores. Wouldn't give me the time of day when they were older than me because they were interested in older men with good incomes, won't give me the time of day now that I'm older and have a good income.


That might have something to do with your personality.
 
2013-02-06 10:38:08 AM
I stopped reading at "puma".
 
2013-02-06 10:43:47 AM
wildcardjack:
Bunch of whores. Wouldn't give me the time of day when they were older than me because they were interested in older men with good incomes, won't give me the time of day now that I'm older and have a good income.

You do realize that the same women haven't magically gotten younger than you.  They're completely different people.  Also youngsters now listen to bad, bad pop music, you don't want any part of that.
 
2013-02-06 10:46:34 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: It's a new Fark filter. There were too many gun threads so now 'ar' is filtered to 'er'.


What an er-15 might look like:
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-02-06 10:49:28 AM
And you wonder why there's a double standard. A visual demonstration:

Justin Timberlake, 18
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Justin Timberlake, 30
assets.rollingstone.com
Britney Spears, 18
por-img.cimcontent.net

Britney Spears, 30
blog.zap2it.com
Tom Cruise, 18
www.film.com

Tom Cruise, 30
verne10.files.wordpress.com

Katie Holmes, 18
ww1.hdnux.com

Katie Holmes, 30
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
 
2013-02-06 11:04:27 AM
"The biggest obstacle (these couples) are going to face is this enduring myth that boys develop more slowly than girls," Schwyzer said. "We just repeat that as if that's absolutely true. It is developmentally largely true when dealing with infants and toddlers ... but once you get to adulthood, you know, 18 is 18."

Except that, emotionally, men are always 13 years old. Forever.

So I don't see the appeal unless the sex is better (doubtful) or younger men are easier to manipulate (likely).

/and we're damn proud of it
//we only act older to get laid
///and there's your proof
 
2013-02-06 01:07:17 PM
Young women are dating young male school teachers?

This is news?
 
2013-02-06 03:15:57 PM
The women in my dating age range, late 30s and 40s, are dating guys in their 20s.  What remains are the disgusting fat ones (and don't call them BBW because there's nothing beautiful about them).  Dating at my age sucks.
 
2013-02-06 04:06:12 PM
So no one saw that Amber Heard chick in the slide show?  She is hot, young, and a lez?  And her gf looks horrid!!!  Thought I would see some people post pics of Miss Heard and maybe some of her lezzin.......
 
2013-02-06 05:05:04 PM
freeforever: And you wonder why there's a double standard. A visual demonstration:

Justin Timberlake, 18
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 525x779]

Justin Timberlake, 30
[assets.rollingstone.com image 600x396]
Britney Spears, 18
[por-img.cimcontent.net image 295x400]

Britney Spears, 30
[blog.zap2it.com image 320x448]
Tom Cruise, 18
[www.film.com image 440x600]

Tom Cruise, 30
[verne10.files.wordpress.com image 261x252]

Katie Holmes, 18
[ww1.hdnux.com image 344x471]

Katie Holmes, 30
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 550x707]



Ouch!  To be fair you are posting a couple of women who have pumped out kids and/or went through some drug phases.
 
2013-02-06 06:31:28 PM
Most women my age are too insecure to walk outside without caking on makeup or throwing on a dress.
Most women my age are farking morons that watch reality TV shows.
Most women my age would think it's acceptable if I were to pay their bills.
Most women my age enjoy style and flash over substance.

And that is mainly why I tend to enjoy women older than me.

/27
 
2013-02-06 09:13:01 PM

freeforever: And you wonder why there's a double standard. A visual demonstration:

Justin Timberlake, 18
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 525x779]

Justin Timberlake, 30
[assets.rollingstone.com image 600x396]
Britney Spears, 18
[por-img.cimcontent.net image 295x400]

Britney Spears, 30
[blog.zap2it.com image 320x448]
Tom Cruise, 18
[www.film.com image 440x600]

Tom Cruise, 30
[verne10.files.wordpress.com image 261x252]

Katie Holmes, 18
[ww1.hdnux.com image 344x471]

Katie Holmes, 30
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 550x707]


That was some great work.
 
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