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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Woman breaks into ex-boyfriend's home, attacks new girlfriend in bed. Bonus pic of hittable crazy   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 85
    More: Florida, girlfriend in bed, ex-boyfriends, De Bary, Deltona, Kelly Custis  
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2013-02-06 05:32:34 AM
She looks like the poster-girl for don't stick it into crazy.
 
2013-02-06 05:45:35 AM
At the home, deputies found Shelley Graham, 28, an employee of Shotz Sports Bar in DeBary, with scratches all over her chest, arm and face. Clumps of Graham's hair were on the bedroom floor, deputies said.

That must have been one epic cat-fight.
 
2013-02-06 05:50:05 AM
That's a man, baby.
 
2013-02-06 06:21:20 AM
That must have been one epic cat-fight.

The fact that this story didn't give even a brief description of what she was wearing when yanked out of bed is a shame...
 
2013-02-06 10:23:53 AM
At least she didn't crap on the rug.

/it really tied the room together
 
2013-02-06 10:24:02 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-06 10:24:15 AM

Smashed Hat: That's a man, baby.


I immediately thought of Ann Coultier.
 
2013-02-06 10:26:32 AM
Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!
 
2013-02-06 10:26:51 AM
Been down that road, will never do it again.
 
2013-02-06 10:26:55 AM
Fully dilated eyes during a photograph flash. Either she was on drugs or seeing into tomorrow when she attacked her ex's girlfriend.

www.news-journalonline.com
 
2013-02-06 10:27:31 AM
Collagen leak?
 
2013-02-06 10:28:07 AM
Thats a tough looking chick, looks like she eats nails for breakfast.
 
2013-02-06 10:29:16 AM
She has Klingon eyebrow ridges. WTF is up qith that?

/Ka'plah bishes!
 
hej
2013-02-06 10:29:22 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Fully dilated eyes during a photograph flash. Either she was on drugs or seeing into tomorrow when she attacked her ex's girlfriend.

[www.news-journalonline.com image 445x334]


If there was no preflash, a persons pupils aren't going to dilate before the light manages to travel back to the camera.

Also; That's a MAN, baybee.
 
2013-02-06 10:29:39 AM
And that, kiddos, is why it pays to be a firefighter.
 
2013-02-06 10:29:51 AM
 
2013-02-06 10:30:19 AM
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I like the cut of her jib!
Tell her to meet me at my Subaru in the parking lot.
 
2013-02-06 10:32:49 AM

Sgygus: She looks like the poster-girl for don't stick it into crazy.


Done in one.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 10:33:05 AM
Yuppers! She got the "cray-cray" in the eyes.
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2013-02-06 10:34:11 AM
Faces of Meth photo somewhere between "before" and "after."
 
2013-02-06 10:36:57 AM
Dear Penthouse Forum

My new girlfriend an I were lying naked in bed one night after a pretty hot session when the lights came on, and standing in the doorway was my ex girlfriend...

*boom-chikka-wow-wow*
 
2013-02-06 10:37:32 AM

bourbonslurp: Faces of Meth photo somewhere between "before" and "after."


So...during?
 
2013-02-06 10:38:55 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Smashed Hat: That's a man, baby.


I immediately thought of Ann Coultier.

www.news-journalonline.com

img.timeinc.net


Same here.
 
2013-02-06 10:38:58 AM
me likey!

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2013-02-06 10:40:03 AM

horslips: me likey!

 [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x823]


Fappityfappityfappity
 
2013-02-06 10:41:03 AM
That's a hormone imbalance. Look at the jaw and neck.

Women that look like this are often, in my experience, hypersexualized and violent, lie constantly and abuse drugs. In other words: act like men.

/experience is the most expensive way to learn
 
2013-02-06 10:41:20 AM
That happened to me once, only I was invited in, my "boyfriend" hadn't broken up with me, and I just simply asked the chick what she was doing with my boyfriend in bed.

Surprisingly they were still clothed. And nothing really happened.
 
2013-02-06 10:42:25 AM
Last year, in happier times, when arrested for driving with revoked license.

www.bustedmugshots.com
 
2013-02-06 10:44:32 AM
Could be early faces of meth photo.
 
2013-02-06 10:45:32 AM

horslips: me likey!

 


Damn... you airbrush out the meth face and the penis and it's like a real woman.
 
2013-02-06 10:48:31 AM

cheap_thoughts: That happened to me once, only I was invited in, my "boyfriend" hadn't broken up with me, and I just simply asked the chick what she was doing with my boyfriend in bed.

Surprisingly they were still clothed. And nothing really happened.


Well, you really killed that letter to Penthouse he had started writing.
 
2013-02-06 10:52:55 AM
www.bustedmugshots.com
Yeah - I farted, y'all!
 
2013-02-06 10:55:41 AM
The part I don't get is what was the bf doing during what sounds like a multiple minute beat down?  The second that stuff got real, I'd be trying to save my new gf from the beast, but it sounds like the dude was just watching to see what would happen.  Sounds like a jerk.  Article says he's a fireman, so one would assume he could at least slow the beast down.  I think they are all losers, the new gf because of the beat down, and the fact her new beau is jerk.
 
2013-02-06 10:59:11 AM

mccallcl: That's a hormone imbalance. Look at the jaw and neck.

Women that look like this are often, in my experience, hypersexualized and violent, lie constantly and abuse drugs. In other words: act like men.

/experience is the most expensive way to learn


Thanks, killjoy!
 
2013-02-06 10:59:19 AM
No one asked the important question.  Why didn't he just ask her to join them for a threesome?  I mean two chicks at the same time...
 
2013-02-06 11:00:29 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Fully dilated eyes during a photograph flash. Either she was on drugs or seeing into tomorrow when she attacked her ex's girlfriend.

[www.news-journalonline.com image 445x334]


She looks Scarran to me.
 
2013-02-06 11:02:49 AM
no matter the circumstances of the breakup I have never been able to understand women having this type of a reaction. Especially when they attack the new girlfriend? wtf does that accomplish exactly?
 
2013-02-06 11:18:40 AM
I'm pretty sure she'd kill me, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot.
 
2013-02-06 11:20:15 AM
We are linking to pay sites?
 
2013-02-06 11:23:36 AM
Perilously close to the Vicky Mendoza line.
 
2013-02-06 11:28:58 AM
A person breaks into a home and violently attacks the occupants. Damn, the bail must be in the tens of thousands!

FTA: Custis was released on her own recognizance by a judge from the Volusia County Branch Jail later in the day Monday, a booking officer said.

Yep, I have no doubt if a black dude did the same thing, he would be OR'ed.
 
2013-02-06 11:32:36 AM

Sgygus: She looks like the poster-girl for don't stick it into crazy.


THIS
 
2013-02-06 11:38:42 AM

Two16: Sgygus: She looks like the poster-girl for don't stick it into crazy.

THIS


Yeah you would think that.......but you would get sucked in for a ride on the crazy train.
 
2013-02-06 11:41:05 AM

Smashed Hat: That's a man, baby.


This.
 
2013-02-06 11:46:49 AM
'I won't be ignored Dan....Dan?'
 
2013-02-06 11:49:41 AM
FTA: Custis was released on her own recognizance by a judge from the Volusia County Branch Jail later in the day

Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over?
 
2013-02-06 11:50:51 AM

Smashed Hat: That's a man, baby.


www.scifiupdates.com
My first thought.
 
2013-02-06 11:52:41 AM
WHAT HAPPENED TO FARK BEAUTY STANDARDS???

Get out of the basement...there are WAY better looking women out there.
 
2013-02-06 11:56:24 AM

zabadu: WHAT HAPPENED TO FARK BEAUTY STANDARDS???

Get out of the basement...there are WAY better looking women out there.


And I bet they're ALL on your speed dial.
 
2013-02-06 12:00:18 PM

Katolu: zabadu: WHAT HAPPENED TO FARK BEAUTY STANDARDS???

Get out of the basement...there are WAY better looking women out there.

And I bet they're ALL on in your speed dial binder.


FTFY

/binders
 
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