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(Chronicle Herald)   Man claims he didn't kiss woman, rather he tripped and fell through her car window and landed lips to lips   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Car glass, toll plazas, court hears  
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2013-02-06 03:11:57 PM  
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2013-02-06 10:45:55 AM  
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Also known as "The Last Boy Scout Defense".
2013-02-06 10:15:30 AM  
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FullMetalPanda: This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis.  At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her.  When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.

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I could believe that second one is an accident, because the trolley is sorta San Francisco-y and the guy doesn't look, um, all that hetero.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Of course, I'm assuming the lady is actually a lady, too.
2013-02-06 10:13:54 AM  
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Happens all the time
2013-02-06 10:07:43 AM  
1 vote:
Why not? It happens in anime all the time.
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