FullMetalPanda: This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis. At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her. When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.
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