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(Chronicle Herald)   Man claims he didn't kiss woman, rather he tripped and fell through her car window and landed lips to lips   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 20
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2013-02-06 10:07:43 AM
Why not? It happens in anime all the time.
 
2013-02-06 10:08:30 AM
This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis.  At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her.  When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.
 
2013-02-06 10:12:52 AM
Oops--my bad.

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2013-02-06 10:13:54 AM
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Happens all the time
 
2013-02-06 10:14:50 AM
I think we've seen this before.

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2013-02-06 10:15:30 AM

FullMetalPanda: This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis.  At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her.  When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.



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I could believe that second one is an accident, because the trolley is sorta San Francisco-y and the guy doesn't look, um, all that hetero.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Of course, I'm assuming the lady is actually a lady, too.
 
2013-02-06 10:21:19 AM
Called the cops?  How is this anything but a funny anecdote about the time an old guy kissed you in public?
 
2013-02-06 10:25:36 AM
Was the car an Audi?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-06 10:41:03 AM
Which lips?
 
2013-02-06 10:45:55 AM
Also known as "The Last Boy Scout Defense".
 
2013-02-06 10:49:27 AM
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
 
2013-02-06 10:50:46 AM
The pic was of the wrong person, and I can't reach a verdict.
 
2013-02-06 11:01:39 AM
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2013-02-06 11:07:52 AM
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Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.
 
2013-02-06 02:08:53 PM
I've been unexpectedly kissed by women before.  Have I been missing out on a gold mine here?
 
2013-02-06 02:41:23 PM
This one time, at band camp ...
 
2013-02-06 03:11:57 PM
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2013-02-06 04:05:10 PM
[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

-Last Boy Scout

/Second time in a week I've gotten to use this quote.
//Still funny.
///Never saw those MTv ads, epic.
 
2013-02-06 06:10:46 PM
 
2013-02-07 08:59:31 PM
Done in one.
 
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