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2013-02-06 02:16:46 AM  
I know it would be stupid, but I bet it would be a heluva rush.
 
2013-02-06 09:52:04 AM  
Khlab Khalash! Khlab Khalash!

No bowl, no bowl, stick.
 
2013-02-06 10:02:31 AM  
Front right?
 
2013-02-06 10:02:35 AM  

Rev.K: Khlab Khalash! Khlab Khalash!

No bowl, no bowl, stick.


Ewwww...I'll have a crab juice!
 
2013-02-06 10:03:04 AM  
"Out of Order" - Please use other tower.
 
2013-02-06 10:04:13 AM  
S M R T!
 
2013-02-06 10:04:38 AM  
Don't do what Donny Don't does.
 
2013-02-06 10:05:56 AM  
www.knicksfan.net
 
2013-02-06 10:07:21 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9PjGXP0iC8

/and that's when the Chuds came...
 
2013-02-06 10:07:26 AM  
Voice: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea `not guilty,' press `one' now.
[Homer dials `one']
Thank you. Your plea has been...
Male rough voice: [the man's voice is gruff] Rejected.
Convenient voice: You will be assessed the full fine plus a small...
Male rough voice: Large lateness fee.
Voice: Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve...
Male rough voice: Grabowski.

Cracks me up every time I hear that...
 
2013-02-06 10:07:27 AM  

Land Ark: [www.knicksfan.net image 205x406]


EyeballKid: Don't do what Donny Don't does.


really wanted to post this.  well done you two.

//they could have made it clearer.
 
2013-02-06 10:07:46 AM  
Homer: I'll take the basement!
Family: Fine!
Homer: D'oh?


/dang you EyeballKid
 
2013-02-06 10:08:03 AM  
homerize.com
 
2013-02-06 10:15:46 AM  
Of course the dumbass drives a BMW. Only awful drivers, awful people, and complete morons ever seem to drive those things.
 
2013-02-06 10:19:55 AM  
Both my brother's went to Georgia Tech which has a notoriously active parking brigade (as I'm sure most schools do).  Anyway one of my brother's had gotten a ticket and we had stopped by the office to pay it.  While waiting in line, a young engineer came in the office, threw down a parking boot in triumph and left without saying anything.
 
2013-02-06 10:19:57 AM  

King Speedy: Front right?


You have to remember they drive on the wrong side over there to begin with.

What I like to do is carry four boots with me and boot all my tires when I park.  That way the man has no space for his.

Of course a more logical solution is to simply remove all your ties every time you park.
 
2013-02-06 10:23:40 AM  

EyeballKid: Don't do what Donny Don't does.


They could've made this clearer.
 
2013-02-06 10:25:17 AM  

DubtodaIll: Both my brother's went to Georgia Tech


I hope they learned how to use an apostrophe.
 
2013-02-06 10:25:22 AM  

Phantoms5000: Voice: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea `not guilty,' press `one' now.
[Homer dials `one']
Thank you. Your plea has been...
Male rough voice: [the man's voice is gruff] Rejected.
Convenient voice: You will be assessed the full fine plus a small...
Male rough voice: Large lateness fee.
Voice: Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve...
Male rough voice: Grabowski.

Cracks me up every time I hear that...


You have thirty minutes to move your car
You have ten minutes
Your car has been impounded
Your car has been crushed into a cube
You have thirty minutes to move your cube
 
2013-02-06 10:26:07 AM  

midigod: DubtodaIll: Both my brother's went to Georgia Tech

I hope they learned how to use an apostrophe.


I doubt it, I know I did'nt.
 
2013-02-06 10:42:21 AM  
I was really hoping to see a shredded fender.
 
2013-02-06 10:45:11 AM  
Very disappointed with how little damage that caused the car.  It is suppose the shred the fender taking the brake line with it, not simply restrict steering.  What kind of sissy boot is that? Looks like nothing more than a steel plate and some chain.  A pair of bolt cutters could get that off.

/to the undoctrinated, if you are unsure which side is the left or right side of your car, sit in the car, what is to your left is left and so on.  If you don't know your right from your left, see R Lee Ermey for instruction.  I think he is still up for the 'punch to the gut' lesson plan.
 
2013-02-06 10:56:55 AM  
I wonder if anyone has ever taken a cutting torch to one of those things?
 
2013-02-06 11:00:42 AM  
Flushing Meadows.
 
2013-02-06 11:34:51 AM  
The secret is to buy your own boot.  Then park wherever you want, install boot and go about your business.  Parking enforcement will ignore your car because it is already booted.  Come back to car, remove boot, drive away.
 
2013-02-06 12:02:29 PM  
The best part of that whole episode is where Homer kicks up a rock and it cracks the windshield of a semi truck behind him.
 
2013-02-06 01:09:52 PM  

Grumpyoldgeek: The secret is to buy your own boot.  Then park wherever you want, install boot and go about your business.  Parking enforcement will ignore your car because it is already booted.  Come back to car, remove boot, drive away.


Won't work in Detroit.  They use the boots just to hold the vehicle for the tow truck.  If left any longer, either someone will cut it off or parts will be stripped off till all that is left is the body and the one booted wheel.
 
2013-02-06 01:29:50 PM  
How hard is it to get a boot off a car, anyway?

Could you accomplish that with a simple tool available in the standard hardware store?
 
2013-02-06 02:47:14 PM  
Did someone try and give him a Mountian Dew?

/to be fair he only had 30 minutes to move his cube.
 
2013-02-06 04:30:29 PM  
 
2013-02-07 07:54:47 PM  
Plus, there's always the potential of creating more potholes in downtown [Portland, Oregon]. D'oh!

Yeah, like Portland gives a shiat about maintaining the streets.  Median time between repaves there is something like 45 years.  ODOT's not any better, I 405 got it's first repave ever only in the last year or so.
 
2013-02-07 07:56:41 PM  

Cold_Sassy: The best part of that whole episode is where Homer kicks up a rock and it cracks the windshield of a semi truck behind him.


Generally speaking, if you're getting sprayed with debris, you're following too close.
 
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