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(KVAL Eugene)   Inmate who was arrested for stalking demands personal files of all the strippers in his county so he can "help them become big stars with social media". Astonishingly, strippers less than receptive to his request   ( divider line
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2013-02-06 09:15:40 AM  
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"Together we can be someone."
2013-02-06 10:26:43 AM  
Holy shiat!
2013-02-06 10:33:44 AM  
He should just wait for a local newspaper to gather the data and create a handy little interactive map for it's readers.
2013-02-06 10:33:50 AM  
And this is why the concept of "all government records should be open to the public" is farking retarded.
2013-02-06 10:44:24 AM  
So, just your average social media expert, then.
2013-02-06 11:03:54 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: And this is why the concept of "all government records should be open to the public" is farking retarded.

I'd say "Strippers need government licenses" is too.
2013-02-06 11:34:13 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
2013-02-06 11:51:01 AM  
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I'd say "Strippers need government licenses" is too.

License to strip by the government of the United Nations. Woman, free to strip at will. To strip, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a stalker. And a stalker will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Stalker Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
2013-02-06 12:03:28 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I'd say "Strippers need government licenses" is too.

Oh, I could agree with that.  I imagine it's a bit of a "sin" tax that some places like to give on sex related industries.  But it's hardly the only business that requires licensing.

This isn't the first time/issue when the idea of having all government records open to the public and the public shouldn't know that has come into contact.  Politicians weren't thinking ahead when they wrote these sunlight laws.  Public doesn't need to know the bank account numbers of public employees, addresses of women shelters, the home address of strippers, etc etc.

Years back I was blasting a tunnel in New York for a project that was overseen by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation.  One of their directors would receive a copy of my blast reports.  Half way through the project one of the residents a mile from the project claimed our shots was causing their house to collapse.  She had copies of my reports.  Which she got off of the DEC's website.  Apparently they publishing all of them due to their interpretation of the state's open documents laws.

Now, ignoring that the blast design was proprietary information for the company, the reports included the location of the job site, the off site location of our explosives magazine, the times our explosives truck would travel between the sites, the times of the shot, and how much explosives we had.

DEC started to get heavily edited blast reports after that.
2013-02-06 12:44:32 PM  
Hill said he wants to help adult dancers in Pierce County become big stars with social media.

"They can absorb it, they could ignore, they could act on it. Until they hear it, they're not able to benefit from me," he said.

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2013-02-06 02:30:55 PM  

Diogenes: [ image 425x271]

"Together we can be someone."

I love you man.

/just don't pull out the creepy bench press thingy
2013-02-06 04:00:13 PM  
Public records are public.

/Sue away polerats.
//Researched public records for a living. Land records. But still.
///Your average person on the street would be appalled as to what information they believe private is a matter of public record.
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