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(AsiaOne)   Normally companies love it when an international celebrity is photographed using their product. Unless that international celebrity is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. "It's not a Samsung phone"   (asiaone.com) divider line 32
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2013-02-06 07:44:44 AM
The Brilliant Comrade actually assembles his own smartphone, far superior to any commercially available model, out of a pile of components...using only the power of his mind.
 
2013-02-06 08:36:29 AM

Sybarite: The Brilliant Comrade actually assembles his own smartphone, far superior to any commercially available model, out of a pile of components...using only the power of his mind.


So he's like Steve Jobs then?
 
2013-02-06 08:41:24 AM
"It's not a Samsung phone," a company spokesman said, adding that it looked more like an HTC model.

ROTFLMAO
 
2013-02-06 08:51:36 AM
Wait... does that mean they made their space ship destroying the US video with 'We Are the World' sound track on a Mac?
 
2013-02-06 08:52:02 AM
And here I thought this was gonna be about Cannon, because of a certain video.; )
 
2013-02-06 08:52:22 AM
I can't even tell where the phone is in that picture.
 
2013-02-06 08:54:14 AM

Unless that international celebrity is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. "It's not a Samsung phone"


So the leader of Best Korea isn't using a phone made in South Korea, i.e. a place that he doesn't like and where he probably has no trade relationship? How is this surprising in any way?
 
2013-02-06 08:56:21 AM
But, Kim Jong Un said HE was the next big thing!!!
 
2013-02-06 08:58:27 AM
These aren't the Droids you're looking for.

www.usemydroid.com
 
2013-02-06 08:59:37 AM
I can't even see the phone in that pic.
 
2013-02-06 09:03:17 AM
Jailbroken StarTAC with Best Korea Cydia OS. Obviously.
 
2013-02-06 09:03:44 AM
I've been looking for a phone that can text, store my music and has an app where I can starve to death hundreds of dissidents.  I thought I found one there.
 
2013-02-06 09:07:50 AM

thefonz37: I can't even tell where the phone is in that picture.


Next to the pile of papers.
 
2013-02-06 09:17:53 AM
North Koreans communicate telepathically. They only need to act like they are using a cell phone to get that cell phone company to finance the Hotel of Doom construction.

hang on. I'm being telepathically ordered to report to Detention Camp 328. Good thing that's on Google Maps. I used to go to Camp 312 and ask directions but they've been getting surly.

"You best Korean and you no know where Detention Camp 328 is? Where did you go to school, stoopid? Detention Camp 498? They nothing but clown detention camp. Ha ha!.
 
2013-02-06 09:17:54 AM

Jyster: thefonz37: I can't even tell where the phone is in that picture.

Next to the pile of papers.


Ah, yeah there it is.  Looks like my old Evo 4G with an aftermarket battery, kind of.  So yeah, an HTC.
 
2013-02-06 09:25:33 AM
Obviously glorious leader in his omniscient wisdom crafted his own phone superior to all existing brands and did so before they had even thought of the idea.

If only he'd made another so he could have someone to talk to.
www.morethings.com ....Junior
 
2013-02-06 09:25:59 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Unless that international celebrity is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. "It's not a Samsung phone"


So the leader of Best Korea isn't using a phone made in South Korea, i.e. a place that he doesn't like and where he probably has no trade relationship? How is this surprising in any way?


South Korea has a special economic zone in Best Korea where South Korea manufactures stuff.  Don't exactly remember the name, but I've read about it somewhere on the Internet.
 
2013-02-06 09:30:01 AM
"It's not a Samsung phone," a company spokesman said

I read this in the Kindergarten cop voice
 
2013-02-06 09:43:37 AM

Sybarite: The Brilliant Comrade actually assembles his own smartphone, far superior to any commercially available model, out of a pile of components...using only the power of his mind.


You aren't giving proper credit. It's not just ANY smartphone, he can telepathically communicate with Eternal Leader Kim Il Sung with it, and it can answer ANY question one may have about Juche philosophy. Also, it's got an Angry Birds app with 476,000 levels.
 
2013-02-06 09:44:18 AM
I'm sure it's the PhoneDongII that has the "Unprecedneted and never before seen Rain Fire and Destruction on my enemies" App installed.
 
2013-02-06 09:47:14 AM

computerguyUT: I'm sure it's the PhoneDongII that has the "Unprecedneted and never before seen Rain Fire and Destruction on my enemies" App installed.


They have Scorched Earth for Android?
 
2013-02-06 09:48:11 AM

Flint Ironstag: Sybarite: The Brilliant Comrade actually assembles his own smartphone, far superior to any commercially available model, out of a pile of components...using only the power of his mind.

So he's like Steve Jobs then?


Tony Stark built a Droid 4 in a cave...WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
 
2013-02-06 09:54:17 AM
Is he smoking? I thought that was illegal in North Korea.
 
2013-02-06 10:02:24 AM

wild9: Is he smoking? I thought that was illegal in North Korea.


Ha.
 
2013-02-06 10:18:02 AM

thefonz37: I can't even tell where the phone is in that picture.


I always wonder why people will biatch about the "dreaded slideshow" in articles constantly but say nothing about entire articles based on a small part of a small picture.  How about letting us enlarge it so we can see what the main point of the article is?
 
2013-02-06 10:18:23 AM
Pic clicked as he was saying,"I made you a video too. You shouldn't watch it on the (shop'd icbm) flight."
 
2013-02-06 11:44:25 AM

computerguyUT: I'm sure it's the PhoneDongII that has the "Unprecedented and never before seen Rain Fire and Destruction on my enemies" App installed.


What great names!! I can see the new & improved PhoneDongII commercials already.

You should be careful or Best Korea might kidnap you and force you to market their app of flaming smartphone death like a bad Godzilla remake.

/Step into our van
//We have flexible package full of fabulous hours & benefits
 
2013-02-06 02:03:49 PM
See! Best Korea is more free than the imperialist pig-dog United States because Best Korea's Leader is allowed to smoke at his desk!
 
2013-02-06 03:05:52 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Obviously glorious leader in his omniscient wisdom crafted his own phone superior to all existing brands and did so before they had even thought of the idea.

If only he'd made another so he could have someone to talk to.
[www.morethings.com image 720x365] ....Junior


Il is dead now.
 
2013-02-06 04:32:09 PM
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CygnusDarius: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Obviously glorious leader in his omniscient wisdom crafted his own phone superior to all existing brands and did so before they had even thought of the idea.

If only he'd made another so he could have someone to talk to.
[www.morethings.com image 720x365] ....Junior

Il is dead now.


*rolls eyes*
t1.gstatic.com
....hence "Junior".
 
2013-02-06 05:27:25 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: *CygnusDarius: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Obviously glorious leader in his omniscient wisdom crafted his own phone superior to all existing brands and did so before they had even thought of the idea.

If only he'd made another so he could have someone to talk to.
[www.morethings.com image 720x365] ....Junior

Il is dead now.

*rolls eyes*
[t1.gstatic.com image 346x146]
....hence "Junior".


Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? farking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
 
2013-02-07 07:29:38 PM

wild9: Is he smoking? I thought that was illegal in North Korea.


You're thinking Singapore.  Hell, weed's legal in North Korea, which is probably the only thing keeping the place remotely livable, but only assuming you're not the kind of person who gets the munchies.
 
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