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(NW Florida Daily News)   "When deputies were investigating the theft, Drachenburg obstructed justice by disguising himself as 'The Sun.' The report does not go into further detail as to how Drachenburg took on 'The Sun' identity"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-06 07:29:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-06 07:29:38 AM
In some states obstructing justice carries double penalties if done during the commission of a crime.
 
2013-02-06 07:29:52 AM
The Sun was there.

/oblig
 
2013-02-06 07:30:43 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 07:31:18 AM

Arkanaut: The Sun was there.

/oblig


Came for that.
 
2013-02-06 07:31:24 AM
Growing to over 10 million kilometers and starting fusion inside yourself is a pretty extreme way of trying to get away with stealing a towel.
 
2013-02-06 07:34:17 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-06 07:36:05 AM
/hot?
 
2013-02-06 07:36:28 AM
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-02-06 07:39:10 AM
No point in mentioning the bats, poor bastard will see them soon enough.
 
2013-02-06 07:40:04 AM
www.halloweenplayground.com
 
2013-02-06 07:40:16 AM
Did he have tits on page three?
 
2013-02-06 07:42:44 AM
i46.photobucket.com
Not amused
 
2013-02-06 07:42:46 AM
Hot like Breakfast

pauljenkins.tv
 
2013-02-06 07:43:11 AM

Gordon Bennett: Did he have tits on page three?


1 page, 3 tits *nsfw
 
2013-02-06 07:43:56 AM

HighlanderRPI: Hot like Breakfast

[pauljenkins.tv image 320x253]


2 seconds! So close!  Guess you didnt have a good breakfast this morning
 
2013-02-06 07:49:08 AM
Was he a master of karate?
 
2013-02-06 07:50:39 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 07:53:24 AM
Sun of a biatch. Take it and run like hell.
 
2013-02-06 07:59:57 AM
who told deputies the was "The Sun"

sigh
 
2013-02-06 08:03:48 AM
If you see an individual who resembles a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature millions of degrees, please contact your local authorities.
 
2013-02-06 08:06:32 AM
I've met that guy. He has a radiant personality and a warm smile.
 
2013-02-06 08:07:35 AM
He's just human and he needs to be loved...

/surely not obscure.
 
2013-02-06 08:13:43 AM

sniderman: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 292x292]



And here I had effectively banished that episode from my active memory. Thanks a lot.
 
2013-02-06 08:18:05 AM
In fairness, he was walking around with a Corona.
 
2013-02-06 08:23:36 AM
The police are just over-charging him so the prosecutor can bargain it down to what he really did wrong.

/you all knew that already, didn't you?
 
2013-02-06 08:32:22 AM

DrunkBastard: He's just human and he needs to be loved...

/surely not obscure.


I am getting this reference instantly... just like everybody else does.
 
2013-02-06 08:41:58 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: In fairness, he was walking around with a Corona.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

+1.
 
2013-02-06 08:42:25 AM

DrunkBastard: He's just human and he needs to be loved...

/surely not obscure.


I had always wondered if that was a little bit of a play on words:  son and heir/sun and air?

Probably one of my favorite songs, anyway.  And nothing like hearing it come on just before you get to watch three busty wenches give a bunch of demons the works.
 
2013-02-06 08:52:42 AM

xanadian: DrunkBastard: He's just human and he needs to be loved...

/surely not obscure.

I had always wondered if that was a little bit of a play on words:  son and heir/sun and air?

Probably one of my favorite songs, anyway.  And nothing like hearing it come on just before you get to watch three busty wenches give a bunch of demons the works.


Wow, the Morrissey concert I attended was far more tame.
 
2013-02-06 09:08:12 AM
They've got it all wrong. He was saying "I am the son of my father" and cut himself off.
 
2013-02-06 09:24:40 AM
Compared to the cops, was very bright.
 
2013-02-06 09:26:54 AM
Maybe next time he'll give 'em the moon, instead. It won't be any more effective, but at least it doesn't require further explanation.
 
2013-02-06 09:31:38 AM
Maybe he chases all of the rain away, and when he comes around he brings brighter days.
 
2013-02-06 09:41:15 AM
So the reporter couldn't follow up and call the cops and ask for an explanation? Lazy ass.
 
2013-02-06 11:10:20 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-06 11:16:31 AM
i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 12:16:56 PM
I am afraid you have it all wrong, all of you. He's not the sun up in the sky. He's the Son of God.
 
2013-02-06 12:23:02 PM

mutterfark: I am afraid you have it all wrong, all of you. He's not the sun up in the sky. He's the Son of God.


mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-06 04:23:27 PM
You are my sunshine, my only...hey, put down my wallet!

/Corona joke was much funnier.
//TMBG joke also good.
 
2013-02-06 08:51:11 PM
The sun?
i.imgur.com
 
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