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(Some Penis Cake)   How to use your penis cake pan to make non-penis cakes that only mostly look like penises   (penispans.com) divider line 59
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2013-02-06 12:38:59 AM
it's about farking time.
 
2013-02-06 12:40:57 AM
on second thought, they still mostly look like penises. i was still highly amused though. thanks subby
 
2013-02-06 02:22:20 AM
Penis!

+1
 
2013-02-06 02:53:31 AM
I have a penis cupcake pan. Makes six cupcakes. I want to make cream-filled cupcakes, for obvious reasons. LOL
 
2013-02-06 03:41:27 AM
The alligator cake. I can't stop laughing at it.
 
2013-02-06 07:47:46 AM
Those are actually some pretty creative ideas, I liked the fireworks one myself. There should have been a HIMYM tribute (tall pink building, short fluffy shrubs around the door).  This would make for a good photoshop thread....hmmm

Of course if you're so embarrassed about your penis cake pan couldn't you just throw it away?
 
2013-02-06 07:55:13 AM
The pan costs $10.99.  Is your dignity worth $10.99 trying to serve penis-shaped alligator cake to children?
 
2013-02-06 08:04:10 AM
I have a few baking pans that have a shape (ear of corn for cornbread in cast iron comes to mind), but I do not have a penis pan.
 
2013-02-06 08:21:58 AM
"It's a cock, AND BALLS! A Mr. Jiggle Daddy!"
 
2013-02-06 08:27:25 AM

Cythraul: "It's a cock, AND BALLS! A Mr. Jiggle Daddy!"


Damnit, I was coming in with "Its a rocketship!"

/Are you ok?
/I don't know. I'm kinda farked up in general, so it's hard to gauge
 
2013-02-06 08:27:37 AM
Tom Carvel, is that you?
 
2013-02-06 08:28:27 AM
I suddenly crave a piece of cake...
 
2013-02-06 08:28:32 AM
Whoever thought of this was a real dick.
 
2013-02-06 08:28:48 AM
Subby said penis thrice.
 
2013-02-06 08:30:32 AM

Oldiron_79: Subby said penis thrice.


He must not like penis
 
2013-02-06 08:30:40 AM

Oldiron_79: Subby said penis thrice.


He really likes penis.
 
2013-02-06 08:36:30 AM
Eat a dick
 
2013-02-06 08:39:26 AM
Aww, they need to switch to Viagradaddy.com hosting, seems their current host just can't keep it up.
 
2013-02-06 08:40:12 AM
Could give a new twist to "EABOD"...
 
2013-02-06 08:40:33 AM

GoodyearPimp: Tom Carvel, is that you?


cookie puss!
slough the whale ftw
 
2013-02-06 08:41:18 AM
that site makes me giggle.

/penis
//yes I'm 12
 
2013-02-06 08:42:33 AM
Sometimes a cake is just a cake...
 
2013-02-06 08:42:45 AM
She missed the opportunity to create Penis Puss.

www.x-entertainment.com
 
2013-02-06 08:43:56 AM
The penis is proof of Divine Creation.

It is perfectly shaped to fit in the human hand.
 
2013-02-06 08:45:26 AM
 
2013-02-06 08:45:55 AM
The penis has been farked.

/unusual, but possible to do that with a much small penis, I guess.
 
2013-02-06 08:47:16 AM

ms_lara_croft: I have a penis cupcake pan. Makes six cupcakes. I want to make cream-filled cupcakes, for obvious reasons. LOL


You need to fill the cream filling in such a way that when you bite into the balls the cream shoots out.
 
2013-02-06 08:47:18 AM
Not really thinking this one through. I applaud the company for trying to give their customers extra use for their novelty product but these cakes are only really useful for little kids parties. They wont see the penis but mommy will. It's only a matter of time before some oversensitive helicopter mom sues because their snowflake was fed penis cake.
 
2013-02-06 08:47:42 AM

GoodyearPimp


Tom Carvel, is that you?


The whale IS Santa Claus!

Santa Claus IS the whale!


Finkle, Einhorn, etc
 
2013-02-06 08:47:44 AM
I just clicked on a link to penispans.com.  So I got that going for me.

/that's not icing
 
2013-02-06 08:48:20 AM

nmemkha: The penis is proof of Divine Creation.

It is perfectly shaped to fit in the human hand.


Nah it fits vaginas, anuses, and mouths much better than it fits the hand
 
2013-02-06 08:49:35 AM

Oldiron_79: nmemkha: The penis is proof of Divine Creation.

It is perfectly shaped to fit in the human hand.

Nah it fits vaginas, anuses, and mouths much better than it fits the hand


Then why is found in the hand more often than those places?
 
2013-02-06 08:50:17 AM
Mmmh, rocket cake.
 
2013-02-06 08:53:10 AM

nmemkha: Oldiron_79: nmemkha: The penis is proof of Divine Creation.

It is perfectly shaped to fit in the human hand.

Nah it fits vaginas, anuses, and mouths much better than it fits the hand

Then why is found in the hand more often than those places?


You dont have to buy the hand dinner and drinks or listen to it nag about the biatches at work.
 
2013-02-06 08:53:36 AM
Proboscis Monkey is not amused.

www.itsnature.org
 
2013-02-06 08:59:05 AM
 
2013-02-06 09:08:32 AM
This is horrible, just horrible!  You all should be outraged like mad!  Someone will eat one of these cakes and then get a tat of the cake, that is just horrible!

/in case you missed it, think elephant
//I kid
 
2013-02-06 09:23:01 AM

nmemkha: Oldiron_79: nmemkha: The penis is proof of Divine Creation.

It is perfectly shaped to fit in the human hand.

Nah it fits vaginas, anuses, and mouths much better than it fits the hand

Then why is found in the hand more often than those places?


Speak for yourself.  I find MY penis hiding in your mom's vag much more often than I find it in her hand...
 
2013-02-06 09:33:17 AM
Don't forget Cookie O'Puss around St Paddys. Old Tom threw a bone to the filthy Irish.
 
2013-02-06 09:38:49 AM

FullMetalPanda: ms_lara_croft: I have a penis cupcake pan. Makes six cupcakes. I want to make cream-filled cupcakes, for obvious reasons. LOL

You need to fill the cream filling in such a way that when you bite into the balls the cream shoots out.


Exactly. :)
 
2013-02-06 10:05:09 AM
Great, now what can i use my twat pan for?
 
2013-02-06 11:11:35 AM
snl.jt.org
really?  I'm frost?
 
2013-02-06 11:14:11 AM
Subby -- Thanks. I needed that laugh. Farking hilarious.

Next cocktail party (pun intended) I have, I gotta use these ice-cubes:

www.penispans.com
 
2013-02-06 11:31:28 AM
My buddy works at a small 3d imaging company.  They scan real life objects using a camera array and then generate a very accurate CAD model.  They can then 3d print the CAD model as an object using a 3d printer.

They've typically been doing stuff for artists, movie companies (for the cgi), or manufacturing types that want to reverse engineer a specific part.

He just told me their biggest product boom, which just came to market, is dildos and vibrators.  The concept is that a guy will get a 3d image scan of his erect penis, they'll make a super accurate CAD model.  Maybe scale it to 120%, and then create a dildo or vibrator from it.  The end result is a girlfriend/wife able to masturbate with an exact replica of her hubby's real penis.
 
2013-02-06 12:30:34 PM
timesofindia.indiatimes.com

/is this the Valentine's cake thread?....
 
2013-02-06 12:34:24 PM
Every single one of those cakes looks like a penis. Maybe she just isn't trying hard enough.
 
2013-02-06 12:44:19 PM

Digitalstrange: Not really thinking this one through. I applaud the company for trying to give their customers extra use for their novelty product but these cakes are only really useful for little kids parties.


I disagree.  That lighthouse cake belongs at a Mormon potluck.
 
2013-02-06 01:17:02 PM
LOL. I sent the link to a few people.

Yeah, they all still look like dicks.
 
2013-02-06 01:18:28 PM
And now I want cake.
 
2013-02-06 01:21:22 PM
Not pictured in the linked story: a map view of Dallas-Fort Worth

http://travel.usnews.com/Dallas-Fort_Worth_TX/Area_Map/
 
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