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(Daily Mail)   She's tan, she's back, she's drunk, and she's flashing her naughty bits on stage. Fair warning: Have eye bleach handy before viewing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-02-06 12:39:47 AM  
Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.
 
2013-02-06 01:34:35 AM  
Beyonce?
 
2013-02-06 01:35:48 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.


WELL IT'S NOT ME.

ileandrayoung.files.wordpress.com

/*zip*
 
2013-02-06 03:32:16 AM  
Theshiatiputupwith.jpg
 
2013-02-06 03:35:50 AM  
She really should do something about the fact that her vagina is so damaged from years of tanning that it looks like it's horribly pixellated.
 
2013-02-06 03:41:29 AM  
Looks like a refuge from a Great White concert.
 
2013-02-06 05:21:32 AM  
Good for her -
 
2013-02-06 06:46:06 AM  
Patricia Krentcil, 44, from New Jersey

That's a rough 44.
 
2013-02-06 06:49:46 AM  

miss diminutive: Patricia Krentcil, 44, from New Jersey

That's a rough 44.


That's a rough looking 70
 
2013-02-06 07:45:35 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-06 07:50:33 AM  
Alt-F4, Alt-F4!!!
 
2013-02-06 07:51:07 AM  
I guessed Tara Reid.
 
2013-02-06 07:53:43 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: She really should do something about the fact that her vagina is so damaged from years of tanning that it looks like it's horribly pixellated.


That's just where she keeps her pixels.
 
2013-02-06 07:54:41 AM  
Christ, in a few years, this woman is just going to be one big tumor, isn't she?
 
2013-02-06 07:54:42 AM  
Ya know...........she won. She won this battle in the end. There is no reason for the media to be following her or reporting on what she's doing outside of the initial story but here we are. For some unknown reason, we now know she went a club and got drunk. Her self obsessed tanning has paid off and now everyone is paying attention to her. We lost, she won.
 
2013-02-06 07:56:39 AM  
GAAAAAHHHH!!! DEAR GOD...MY EYES!!! WHY DIDN'T LISTEN TO SUBBY? WHY???!!11!!!

/no goggles
//no eye bleach
 
2013-02-06 07:57:42 AM  
Suddenly penis..

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-06 07:58:02 AM  
All I saw was a picture of a yellow raisin.
 
2013-02-06 07:59:32 AM  
She didn't look too bad 24 years ago...
 
2013-02-06 07:59:37 AM  

LordJiro: Christ, in a few years, this woman is just going to be one big tumor, isn't she?


She may become some sort of amalgamation of various types of cancer that have expanded and metastasized. Maybe the pixels are some kind of metastasis that has already begun.
 
2013-02-06 08:01:18 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
/Yes, really.
 
2013-02-06 08:03:11 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.


*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*....what?
 
2013-02-06 08:09:20 AM  
Vitamin D addition is a horrible thing.
 
2013-02-06 08:10:08 AM  

Snarfangel: Vitamin D addition is a horrible thing.


It's nothing next to vitamin D subtraction.
 
2013-02-06 08:10:37 AM  
Addition? I depend too much on the red underline thingy to catch misspellings. Addiction is what I meant to type.
 
2013-02-06 08:11:17 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.

 
2013-02-06 08:11:45 AM  
www.aarontomberlin.com
 
2013-02-06 08:17:34 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.


Challenge accepted!
...

..

.

And challenge failed. I've fapped to some pretty questionable shiat over the years, but even I can't fap to that. No-oo-oo, no can do. I can't fap to that.
 
2013-02-06 08:17:40 AM  
 
2013-02-06 08:18:27 AM  

Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.


Not even worth getting it up to that just to say I got it up to that

/I've fapped to some weird shiat, but even I've got limits
 
2013-02-06 08:19:14 AM  
Kato Kaelin has really let himself go.
 
2013-02-06 08:19:34 AM  
She looks like an old football that's been played with by a pitbull.
 
2013-02-06 08:20:22 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: She really should do something about the fact that her vagina is so damaged from years of tanning that it looks like it's horribly pixellated.


I think she may just be half Japanese.
 
2013-02-06 08:23:30 AM  

Cyno01: I think she may just be half Japanese.


You think she's turning Japanese?

/you really think so?
 
2013-02-06 08:23:41 AM  
Don't look now but the stage acts as a mirror in the first photo. Sorry.
 
2013-02-06 08:28:06 AM  

Technoir: but even I can't fap to that. No-oo-oo, no can do. I can't fap to that.


Christ, that's gonna be stuck in my head all day...
 
2013-02-06 08:28:40 AM  
www.bvvp.com
 
2013-02-06 08:31:27 AM  
65.254.67.180
 
2013-02-06 08:31:54 AM  
 isn't her daughter a ginger?  I thought day-walkers burn, they cannot tan?
 
2013-02-06 08:35:20 AM  

Tumunga: Lorelle: Somewhere in this crazy world, some dude is furiously fapping to that.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*....what?


web.mit.edu
 
2013-02-06 08:36:20 AM  
Mo-ther pus bucket...
 
2013-02-06 08:36:53 AM  
I've never seen someone with teeth look so much like someone without teeth until I saw her.
 
2013-02-06 08:43:11 AM  
Her interview with Howard Stern was classic. I had to listen twice bc it's easy to miss her slurry words. XD
 
2013-02-06 08:44:11 AM  
i had completely forgotten about this chick until now.  thanks subby.  on an unrelated note, what is with these links on the main page that are from "sponsored partners" with no comments.

/sorry if i missed the story on that one
 
2013-02-06 08:44:42 AM  

dv-ous: [t0.gstatic.com image 213x237]
/Yes, really.


I bet her ham wallet tastes like smoked ham.
 
2013-02-06 08:45:39 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: i had completely forgotten about this chick until now.  thanks subby.  on an unrelated note, what is with these links on the main page that are from "sponsored partners" with no comments.

/sorry if i missed the story on that one


Those are ads.  AdBlocker blocks them.
 
2013-02-06 08:45:52 AM  
No way i want to see tanning mom naked.(insert melting face nazi from raiders here)
 
2013-02-06 08:46:20 AM  
Wait, if "Smokin' Hot" on Daily Mail/Sun = fugly, an eyebleach warning must = attractive, right? Right?

Call me disillusioned, but I'm NOT clicking on that link. I know better.
 
2013-02-06 08:46:36 AM  
www.findinguncommonground.com

"Holy beef jerky in a bikini Batman, WTF is that?!"

"Truly something most unholy my tasty tight ass chum."
 
2013-02-06 08:51:41 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: jimmyjackfunk: i had completely forgotten about this chick until now.  thanks subby.  on an unrelated note, what is with these links on the main page that are from "sponsored partners" with no comments.

/sorry if i missed the story on that one

Those are ads.  AdBlocker blocks them.


thanks i knew about the ads on top but hadn't noticed these till the other day.
 
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