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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   Kidnapping and sexual assault suspect arrested after unsuccessfully trying to escape by beating his way through a brick wall with his face   (gazette.com) divider line 15
    More: Spiffy, El Paso County, brick wall, SWAT team, kidnappings, suspect arrested, sex crimes  
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2013-02-06 10:35:41 AM
Sounds more like a suicide attempt./drtfa
 
2013-02-06 10:37:54 AM
Judging by the mugshot, I'd say those are "meth bites" rather than lacerations from assault.
 
2013-02-06 10:43:26 AM
Trying to escape by beating your way through a brick wall with your face is not normal, but...
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2013-02-06 10:48:22 AM
ElFugawz: Trying to escape by beating your way through a brick wall with your face is not normal, but...


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...but the pen IS blue.
 
2013-02-06 10:49:17 AM
Headline stolen from the comments section?
 
2013-02-06 10:51:32 AM
Looks like Agent Mulder.
 
2013-02-06 10:54:25 AM

Wise_Guy: Headline stolen from the comments section?



There's a thread for that.
 
2013-02-06 11:44:07 AM
Huntington Beach Drive in El Paso County. No wonder he's messed up.
 
2013-02-06 11:45:14 AM

ElFugawz: Trying to escape by beating your way through a brick wall with your face is not normal, but...
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Yep that looks like Meth to me
 
2013-02-06 11:47:15 AM
No, no. He slipped off the curb and hurt himself. 47 times.
 
2013-02-06 12:04:40 PM
Just returned from a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
 
2013-02-06 12:27:08 PM
Holy shiat, when did Skittles start making shotgun rounds?!
 
2013-02-06 01:26:37 PM
I was hoping for:

Cops were tipped off that he was at the house trying to steal steel pipes with his junk.

Followed by:

He pulled a gun from an officer and shot himself in the knee.
 
2013-02-06 04:53:49 PM
Looks more like 'roid acne and a blue pen to me.
 
2013-02-06 07:06:52 PM
Swat entry....maybe close contact with a flash-bang?
 
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