shanrick: When I was 7 we used to play Americans vs Nazis at recess. We killed each other until we were dead over and over. Pew, pew, pew. When it became 30 kids in a sprawling mass shooting each other and yelling AHH! and then flailing around on the ground when we died, the gestapo made us quit.
Amos Quito: If that kid doesn't straighten up, he'll never earn his imaginary high school diploma, and will never be able to join the imaginary US military to kill the imaginary terrorists that are threatening our imaginary freedoms.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In related news, Jim Henson's Muppet Babies have been arrested under suspicion of terrorism.
cretinbob: If only he had a gun he wouldn't have to stand for this tyranny//time for bed
fusillade762: "I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it."
Don't drop it, Harry!
vudutek: If every kid was armed with an imaginary grenade, this wouldn't be a problem.[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x281]
cedarpark: When I was in grade school a bunch of students were throwing rocks, and one hit me in the head. It didn't hurt, but there was a lot of blood.<imaginary outcome> From then on, all rocks and pebbles were banned from the school yard </imaginary outcome>.
Red Shirt Blues: Seriously.......I had a toy .45 ACP and a toy grenade I used to bring to school for recess. The only rule was I couldn't use the caps that you could put into the grenade or the .45 ACP. Like shanrick said there was a lot of screaming and kids flailing around in their death throes. Man up Nancy boys.
PapaChester: You have only heard the derpy parent's side. Probably a reoccurring event./probably...
cedarpark: When I was in grade school . . .
fifthhorseman: The older I get the happier I am not to have kids. Our society has sacrificed everything in the name of safety, and not gotten one iota safer. I blame everyone because we did this to our selves by allowing insurance companies and lawsuits to dictate policy.
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