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(AZCentral)   Sheriff Arpaio's solution to stop school shootings in his county: Have Steven Seagal train all the volunteers and make sure to film it all so that the bad guys can have a preview of their tactics   (azcentral.com) divider line 19
    More: Dumbass, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Fountain Hills, school shootings, photo op, Steven Seagal, military exercise, chess tactics  
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2013-02-06 12:41:04 AM
6 votes:
Steven Seagal *IS* Hard to Watch!
2013-02-06 01:52:29 AM
4 votes:
Nothing will deter criminals like a fat 60 year old former action star.
2013-02-06 05:51:58 AM
3 votes:

gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?
2013-02-06 05:00:59 AM
2 votes:
Is he going to jowl them into submission?
2013-02-06 01:12:28 PM
1 votes:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Who we really need is gecko45!
2013-02-06 10:01:03 AM
1 votes:
This will only work if each school is given a box of ponytails for the volunteers.

Steven isn't willing to share his supplies.
2013-02-06 08:52:59 AM
1 votes:
You guys are silly, of course he is a real deputy sheriff.  He has the self inflated ego of someone who carries a gun and thinks he can kick everyone's head in legally.  Reminds me of most deputy sheriffs I have met.  I think that is why they swore him in.  The fact that he used to do action movies just makes him like a porn star to fellow cops.  In case you don't believe he is a real cop, he got sued for killing the family dog during a raid.  That is a rite of passage for those guys.

He could beat Bruce Lee right now, but if you wake up Bruce and feed him some brains, then Steven would lose.
2013-02-06 07:57:27 AM
1 votes:
SO a fat, womanizing dork is saying a fat, womanizing asshole and a major pussy should train our people in martial arts?
Yeah, get back to me when you have a plan.
2013-02-06 07:47:49 AM
1 votes:
I'm just upset that American Ninja Michael Dudikoff isn't getting any work from some backwater sheriff.
2013-02-06 07:14:56 AM
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: At which point I guess you'd just run away unless you're already right there in front of them.  Depending on the weapon you have some options.  If it's a semi-auto, you just need to push the slide back enough to render the gun harmless while you start hitting vulnerable parts of the other person's face, neck and torso until you render them incapable of hurting you.  If it's a revolver you're probably screwed because you have to be very fast and precise to strike their wrist precisely on the nerve ending.  It is very painful and they automatically open their fingers possibly causing the gun to fall out of their hand.  Or through a series of slides, pivots and strikes you can get inside their fire zone and redirect their line of fire leaving them open for multiple strikes including kill moves.


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Your advice sounds like a great way to end up dead.
2013-02-06 06:37:56 AM
1 votes:

gh0strid3r: Yes this is dog: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?

Beta Tested: gh0strid3r: If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.

Koodz: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.

I would LOVE to have ringside seats to see that. Even at his age, knowing not everything he does in the movies is real, and having martial arts and military experience myself, I'm not arrogant enough to think I would stand a chance against him. I find it hilarious that you would think otherwise.


You could always try what Judo Gene did: let him run his mouth, talk him into letting you attempt a blood choke that he's so sure he can escape from, and then choke him out until he shiats himself.
2013-02-06 06:23:42 AM
1 votes:

gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.
2013-02-06 05:55:47 AM
1 votes:
If there is one thing that can stop a crazed gunman it is snapping their neck in slow-motion.
2013-02-06 05:46:28 AM
1 votes:
I can see it now: American's children knocking each other out with front kicks to the face a la Anderson Silva.
2013-02-06 04:54:57 AM
1 votes:
Combined with Sheriff Joe, the amount of stupid a Steven Segall film would generate may well create some kind of black hole that will kill us all.
2013-02-06 03:55:24 AM
1 votes:
So basically now every Arizona school shooter will think "I can continue my rampage with impunity if I stop off and buy some Hostess Fruit Pies to throw at the police?"
2013-02-06 03:36:19 AM
1 votes:

Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

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Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol


Is it bad that my first thought was "Well, I guess two out of three 'bangers have good trigger discipline..."?

;)

So... what are the odds of this becoming "Under Siege 3"?
2013-02-06 12:10:42 AM
1 votes:
FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

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Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol
2013-02-06 12:09:10 AM
1 votes:

pxlboy: BWAHAHAHAHA


yeah, I feel this is the appropriate response
 
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