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(AZCentral)   Sheriff Arpaio's solution to stop school shootings in his county: Have Steven Seagal train all the volunteers and make sure to film it all so that the bad guys can have a preview of their tactics   (azcentral.com) divider line 102
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2013-02-06 12:00:34 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-02-06 12:09:10 AM

pxlboy: BWAHAHAHAHA


yeah, I feel this is the appropriate response
 
2013-02-06 12:10:42 AM
FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

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Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol
 
2013-02-06 12:20:28 AM
If anyone had the slightest bit of belief that "Sheriff Joe" does anything at all for any reason other than whoring for attention, well, that should take care of that.
 
2013-02-06 12:26:38 AM
Another Bad Idea.
 
2013-02-06 12:35:10 AM
This is the Sheriff who used a tank to knock down a wall while executing a warrant on someone accused of cockfighting. With Steven Seagull sitting on the tank, in the "action" filming his Lawman TV show.

Is anybody really surprised?
 
2013-02-06 12:41:04 AM
Steven Seagal *IS* Hard to Watch!
 
2013-02-06 01:07:57 AM
carpet. bagging. guido. playing. cowboy.

and if y'all keep letting Sun City do all the voting, you'll never be rid of him.
 
2013-02-06 01:09:16 AM
You had me at "Steven Seagal".
 
2013-02-06 01:10:45 AM
Will each volunteer also get their own asian sex slave, or is that just reserved for the big name talent?
 
2013-02-06 01:52:29 AM
Nothing will deter criminals like a fat 60 year old former action star.
 
2013-02-06 02:16:23 AM
I really do wish that somebody would nuke Sun City and Sun Lakes from orbit.  Farking old people in this county keep voting the dude in.  Younger folks see him as the attention whore that he is.
 
2013-02-06 03:36:19 AM

Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

[img826.imageshack.us image 612x411]

Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol


Is it bad that my first thought was "Well, I guess two out of three 'bangers have good trigger discipline..."?

;)

So... what are the odds of this becoming "Under Siege 3"?
 
2013-02-06 03:55:24 AM
So basically now every Arizona school shooter will think "I can continue my rampage with impunity if I stop off and buy some Hostess Fruit Pies to throw at the police?"
 
2013-02-06 04:47:17 AM

Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

[img826.imageshack.us image 612x411]

Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol


Hey Pedro. Get your booger picker off the bang switch.
 
2013-02-06 04:54:00 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-06 04:54:57 AM
Combined with Sheriff Joe, the amount of stupid a Steven Segall film would generate may well create some kind of black hole that will kill us all.
 
2013-02-06 04:57:23 AM
Every time I think he'shiat bottom, Arpaio's stunted imagination somehow manages to vomit forth something even more ridiculous and insane than it did last time.  Surely there's a bottom to the well of idiocy somewhere.  There has to be.
 
2013-02-06 05:00:59 AM
Is he going to jowl them into submission?
 
2013-02-06 05:05:29 AM
I suppose Sheriff Joe thought this was real.

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2013-02-06 05:21:01 AM

Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

[img826.imageshack.us image 612x411]

Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol


I'm pretty sure those guys aren't looking to be shooting up schools for amusement. Maybe if somebody paid them.
They aren't in crime for the entertainment value.
 
2013-02-06 05:32:07 AM

Mentat: Nothing will deter criminals like a fat 60 year old former action star.


I guess he's just going to waddle over to the shooter and squash him to death. Or maybe the shooter will die laughing.
 
2013-02-06 05:38:07 AM
"He's got the hand speed"

/hopefully not too obscure.
 
2013-02-06 05:38:36 AM
I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.
 
2013-02-06 05:41:50 AM
Really? I think  the fact that the people of Maricopa County repeatedly elect this clown says more about them than of him. They DESERVE this asshole.
 
2013-02-06 05:46:28 AM
I can see it now: American's children knocking each other out with front kicks to the face a la Anderson Silva.
 
2013-02-06 05:46:40 AM

gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


Bringing martial arts to a gun fight only works in the movies.
 
2013-02-06 05:47:23 AM

Hobodeluxe: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

Bringing martial arts to a gun fight only works in the movies.


I do believe Steven Seagal used guns in his movies.
 
2013-02-06 05:51:58 AM

gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?
 
2013-02-06 05:52:02 AM

gh0strid3r: Hobodeluxe: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

Bringing martial arts to a gun fight only works in the movies.

I do believe Steven Seagal used guns in his movies.


yeah and Brandon Routh is bulletproof. in the movies.
 
2013-02-06 05:53:44 AM

Mentat: Nothing will deter criminals like a fat 60 year old former action star.


I disagree.  A strategically placed tub of anal lube can... nevermind.
 
2013-02-06 05:55:47 AM
If there is one thing that can stop a crazed gunman it is snapping their neck in slow-motion.
 
2013-02-06 05:56:18 AM
I don't know how sheriffs are appointed, but I'm assuming there's a way to test one-to-be's common knowledge and aptitude

/how did this clown get his position again?
 
2013-02-06 06:09:29 AM

gh0strid3r: If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.
 
2013-02-06 06:14:31 AM
I don't know if anyone got the memo, but in case you're still stuck in the 80s, video instruction is possibly one of the better ways  notto learn anything.
 
2013-02-06 06:23:42 AM

gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.


I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.
 
2013-02-06 06:28:52 AM

Yes this is dog: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?


Beta Tested: gh0strid3r: If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.


Koodz: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.


I would LOVE to have ringside seats to see that. Even at his age, knowing not everything he does in the movies is real, and having martial arts and military experience myself, I'm not arrogant enough to think I would stand a chance against him. I find it hilarious that you would think otherwise.
 
2013-02-06 06:34:03 AM
This guy is like a kid seeking attention, and the press is the spoiling parent. I can't wait until Arpaio retires.
 
2013-02-06 06:35:58 AM

skinink: This guy is like a kid seeking attention, and the press is the spoiling parent. I can't wait until Arpaio retires.


Yet he keeps getting re-elected, so you must not be part of the majority.
 
2013-02-06 06:37:56 AM

gh0strid3r: Yes this is dog: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?

Beta Tested: gh0strid3r: If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.

Koodz: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.

I would LOVE to have ringside seats to see that. Even at his age, knowing not everything he does in the movies is real, and having martial arts and military experience myself, I'm not arrogant enough to think I would stand a chance against him. I find it hilarious that you would think otherwise.


You could always try what Judo Gene did: let him run his mouth, talk him into letting you attempt a blood choke that he's so sure he can escape from, and then choke him out until he shiats himself.
 
2013-02-06 06:40:28 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: gh0strid3r: Yes this is dog: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

What decade are you living in? Did you borrow the DeLorean from Doc Brown to make that post or something?

Beta Tested: gh0strid3r: If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.

Koodz: gh0strid3r: I didn't read the article, but the headline is just begging this question to be asked...

If you were about to go up against Steven Seagal, would it really help you to know what he was going to do? I really think you'd get your ass kicked anyway.

I already know he's going to do aikido, so I feel pretty safe.

I would LOVE to have ringside seats to see that. Even at his age, knowing not everything he does in the movies is real, and having martial arts and military experience myself, I'm not arrogant enough to think I would stand a chance against him. I find it hilarious that you would think otherwise.

You could always try what Judo Gene did: let him run his mouth, talk him into letting you attempt a blood choke that he's so sure he can escape from, and then choke him out until he shiats himself.


You could try, but that would mean not being a threat in the first place, and being able to talk him into letting you put him in that position in the first place. I don't think he's gonna spot you points in a real school crisis situation.
 
2013-02-06 06:41:43 AM
Steven Seagal would totally kick Chuck Norris's ass.
 
2013-02-06 06:42:26 AM

fusillade762: Steven Seagal would totally kick Chuck Norris's ass.


Not sure I would agree with that, but it's definitely something I would like to see tested.
 
2013-02-06 06:43:39 AM
".......": skinink: This guy is like a kid seeking attention, and the press is the spoiling parent. I can't wait until Arpaio retires.

Yet he keeps getting re-elected, so you must not be part of the majority.


I didn't say I was any part of his "majority" and you notice I said I can't wait until he retires because he'll always get re-elected.

And a majority of what, the voters for him? No, I'm not one of the senior citizen transplants to his county that continually votes him in. Thank heaven. Don't care I'm not a part of that "majority".
 
2013-02-06 06:44:42 AM

skinink: ".......": skinink: This guy is like a kid seeking attention, and the press is the spoiling parent. I can't wait until Arpaio retires.

Yet he keeps getting re-elected, so you must not be part of the majority.

I didn't say I was any part of his "majority" and you notice I said I can't wait until he retires because he'll always get re-elected.

And a majority of what, the voters for him? No, I'm not one of the senior citizen transplants to his county that continually votes him in. Thank heaven. Don't care I'm not a part of that "majority".


Then why care?
 
2013-02-06 06:46:18 AM
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is about to turn the aftermath of the Newtown school massacre into a photo opportunity.

and no photo included in TFA.

/journalism, how does it work?
 
2013-02-06 06:47:42 AM

Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?



Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol


Booger hook, bang switch, etc.
 
2013-02-06 06:48:13 AM

gh0strid3r: Then why care?


Probably because Arpaio is the embodiment of everything wrong with the United States today. He is a figurehead of corruption and abuse of human rights and liberties, and his blaming of the brown people for everything stinks of agitprop.

But yeah, you keep sucking the man's cock there, buddy.
 
2013-02-06 06:48:39 AM
Divided between "you realize that Seagal's closest actual experience to being a police trainer is 'celebrity beat cop on a reality show'" and "well, no one could possibly give them worse training than Arpaio".

I guess you could say I'm.... Spoiled For Choice.

//OK, I admit that was slightly weak, just getting the ball rolling.

Beta Tested: On the (very) off chance that you are actually being serious, Seagal is a fraud and Aikido is next to useless in a fight.  Most people would have nothing to worry about.


In all fairness to Mr. Seagal, kickboxing is a perfectly legit sport even if it's not "a real fight", and the dude's a big guy to begin with.  He'd probably still beat your ass for the same reason a professional football player or MMA heavyweight would, even though those things aren't "real fighting" either.

You don't ever want to be in a "real fight", by the way, loads of sharp objects and terrain sabotaging both opponents, and the separation between "walk away unscathed" and "debilitating injury" is more about luck than skill even in a straight fistfight.  There are still bits of skin I haven't recovered from my mandatory time as a stupid kid a couple decades back, and the fact that the only thing I've ever broken was my nose is something of a miracle, and that's without ever really taking it seriously.
 
2013-02-06 06:48:57 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Godscrack: FTA: But training in public? On film? Where anyone can watch?

[img826.imageshack.us image 612x411]

Why yes. I'm sure these guys will appreciate some pointers. lol

Hey Pedro. Get your booger picker off the bang switch.


Exactly what I thought. I'm actually surprised the other two don't have their booger hooks on the triggers.
 
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