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(NBC Miami)   Seahag, eh? ... *click* ... GAHHHHHHHHKILLITWITHFIRE   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida Keys, hags, Busch Beer, Carolyn Dukeshire  
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17918 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2013 at 8:40 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-05 11:54:27 PM  
1 vote:
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/yeah, yeah, I know.
2013-02-05 09:47:09 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Omahawg: It was a simple request and he got what was coming to him

It's true, it's a simple deal to get past trolls (all the Keys bridges have them - actual trolls)  and especially the seahags of southern Florida. They make a request - usually a beer or other intoxicant - you fulfill the request and pass unscathed onward further toward your quest. But certainly these types of underworld creatures are deadly, and not to be lightly trifled with.

batshiat crazy as she was, my Mum raised us that if someone needed or wanted something, you help them out. it never hurts to be kind to people. this woman being called a 'sea hag' tells me many were unkind to her. shame on them. everyone has feelings. everyone likes beer.
2013-02-05 09:29:14 PM  
1 vote:
And nothing was lost.
2013-02-05 09:29:13 PM  
1 vote:
.RULE 34 is not invoked here
2013-02-05 09:07:05 PM  
1 vote:
Meh. This linked in the side bar was a much more entertaining story.
2013-02-05 08:54:46 PM  
1 vote:
The video of the girl getting 30 days for flipping off the judge is awesome.
2013-02-05 08:53:41 PM  
1 vote:

GleeUnit: I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"

I'm guessing a pungent vagina may be one of the criteria
2013-02-05 08:48:55 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"
2013-02-05 08:45:56 PM  
1 vote:
At least he didn't have to take a curse card and put it on top of his deck. Fark those things.
2013-02-05 08:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
Subby sounds like a pussy. That's not even half-scary by mugshot standards:
2013-02-05 08:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
So she couldn't afford to buy her own beer but could somehow afford to have a gun and ammo.
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