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(NBC Miami)   Seahag, eh? ... *click* ... GAHHHHHHHHKILLITWITHFIRE   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 73
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2013-02-05 08:43:04 PM  
Killed a man over a Busch Light? A Bud Light Lime I would understand.
 
2013-02-05 08:43:17 PM  
Shoulda had a V8?
 
2013-02-05 08:43:31 PM  
So she couldn't afford to buy her own beer but could somehow afford to have a gun and ammo.
 
2013-02-05 08:43:34 PM  
www.thesniper.us

biatch please
 
2013-02-05 08:44:12 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-05 08:44:34 PM  
I was thinking the bottom feeding fish, and I was close!
 
2013-02-05 08:45:36 PM  
Subby sounds like a pussy. That's not even half-scary by mugshot standards:

media.heavy.com

sas.guidespot.com

devotions4misfits.files.wordpress.com

sas.guidespot.com

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-02-05 08:45:56 PM  
At least he didn't have to take a curse card and put it on top of his deck. Fark those things.
 
2013-02-05 08:45:58 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-02-05 08:46:49 PM  
Is subby implying Ben Franklin should have been killed with fire too?
 
2013-02-05 08:48:55 PM  
I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"
 
2013-02-05 08:52:14 PM  
What has been seen cannot be un-seen... now, where did I put my eyebleach and brainbleach...
 
2013-02-05 08:53:16 PM  
Ha. My laptop display only showed the crown of her head, so I survived.
 
2013-02-05 08:53:41 PM  

GleeUnit: I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"


I'm guessing a pungent vagina may be one of the criteria
 
2013-02-05 08:53:47 PM  
It was a simple request and he got what was coming to him
 
2013-02-05 08:54:29 PM  
Jail is bad enough, but it's the people they put in there with you that make it truly fun.
 
2013-02-05 08:54:46 PM  
The video of the girl getting 30 days for flipping off the judge is awesome.
 
2013-02-05 08:56:04 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-02-05 08:56:10 PM  

LockeOak: At least he didn't have to take a curse card and put it on top of his deck. Fark those things.


Came for the Dominion reference
 
2013-02-05 08:56:14 PM  
so now the tax payers get to float her food, water, medical care, and all sorts of other expenses for the next 30 years.

When all we really should have paid for is 25 cents for a bullet to the head, afterwards burning her body for fuel at the local power plant.


The system is so god damn broken.
 
2013-02-05 08:58:08 PM  

iron_city_ap: The video of the girl getting 30 days for flipping off the judge is awesome.


The comments on that article are comedy GOLD. It's like half corrupt judge, half she deserved it.
 
2013-02-05 08:59:08 PM  
Ne'er before in ol' Key Largo had so pixelated a foul hag been seen.
 
2013-02-05 08:59:31 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

i1.wp.com
 
2013-02-05 09:02:29 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: pbs.twimg.com


He sure fell on hard times ever since those dwarfs smashed up Goblintown.
 
2013-02-05 09:02:30 PM  

GleeUnit: I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"


I think she fought with Popeye a long time ago.
 
2013-02-05 09:02:45 PM  
The lesson here is pretty clear. If someone asks you for a beer, shot em. Claim you were in fear for your life and were just standing your ground.
 
2013-02-05 09:03:35 PM  

d1zzy32: iron_city_ap: The video of the girl getting 30 days for flipping off the judge is awesome.

The comments on that article are comedy GOLD. It's like half corrupt judge, half she deserved it.


You're right. I didn't look at them earlier, but my god...
 
2013-02-05 09:03:51 PM  

Omahawg: It was a simple request and he got what was coming to him


It's true, it's a simple deal to get past trolls (all the Keys bridges have them - actual trolls)  and especially the seahags of southern Florida. They make a request - usually a beer or other intoxicant - you fulfill the request and pass unscathed onward further toward your quest. But certainly these types of underworld creatures are deadly, and not to be lightly trifled with.
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2013-02-05 09:05:03 PM  
Oh God, she's covered in .jpg artifacts!
 
2013-02-05 09:07:02 PM  

Chariset: Oh God, she's covered in .jpg artifacts!


i know, it's terrifying. seriously though. kill it with fire.
 
2013-02-05 09:07:05 PM  
Meh. This linked in the side bar was a much more entertaining story.
 
2013-02-05 09:07:30 PM  
 
2013-02-05 09:08:06 PM  
Damnit 365beers.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 09:10:25 PM  

accelerus: so now the tax payers get to float her food, water, medical care, and all sorts of other expenses for the next 30 years.

When all we really should have paid for is 25 cents for a bullet to the head, afterwards burning her body for fuel at the local power plant.


The system is so god damn broken.


Do you really think she'll live to see 92?

I'm sure putting her in prison will prolong her life by a few years,,,,,,,maybe they should five her a choice between eating food or drinking Busch each day

Odds are she'll choose beer over food and be dead within a year
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 09:13:38 PM  
Bullshiat.  That's Jimmy Page.
 
2013-02-05 09:29:13 PM  
THIS
THREAD
IS
USELESS
WITH
PICTURES!
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.RULE 34 is not invoked here
 
2013-02-05 09:29:14 PM  
And nothing was lost.
 
2013-02-05 09:30:20 PM  

Chariset: Oh God, she's covered in .jpg artifacts!


She's so hideous that the machines are obscuring the image to spare their meatbag master's squishy CPUs.

1st law in action.
 
2013-02-05 09:38:25 PM  

Bin_jammin: Damnit [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 450x483]


Came to post this.

*shakes fist*

goddamnyousomuch
 
2013-02-05 09:38:37 PM  
Step 1 ) Be 62 years old with no means of support
Step 2 ) Shoot neighbour
Step 3) 30 years in prison with food, board and medical
 
2013-02-05 09:40:02 PM  
www.ia-stud.hiof.no
" It ain't a fit night out for man or she-beast!"
 
2013-02-05 09:43:21 PM  

BobNesta420: GleeUnit: I wonder.. To what lengths must one go to earn the title of "sea hag?"

I'm guessing a pungent vagina may be one of the criteria


http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-pe rf orm-cunnilingus

/I'm sorry
 
2013-02-05 09:47:09 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Omahawg: It was a simple request and he got what was coming to him

It's true, it's a simple deal to get past trolls (all the Keys bridges have them - actual trolls)  and especially the seahags of southern Florida. They make a request - usually a beer or other intoxicant - you fulfill the request and pass unscathed onward further toward your quest. But certainly these types of underworld creatures are deadly, and not to be lightly trifled with.
.


batshiat crazy as she was, my Mum raised us that if someone needed or wanted something, you help them out. it never hurts to be kind to people. this woman being called a 'sea hag' tells me many were unkind to her. shame on them. everyone has feelings. everyone likes beer.
 
2013-02-05 09:47:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-05 09:49:01 PM  
"Look, Strong Bad.  My face was a  broken overly compressed JPEG! I had no choice!"
 
2013-02-05 09:53:43 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 334x259]


I think Florda's Sea Hag looks more like Alice the Goon.

concernedcitizenscoffeecity.com
 
2013-02-05 09:54:48 PM  
Wow, that's a hard 82.
 
2013-02-05 09:56:21 PM  
Man, the Ultimate Warrior really let himself go.
 
2013-02-05 10:01:23 PM  
In other news.... be nice to the crazy people in your neighborhood, and the teens too.  Not too nice though, you still want to be off their radar.
 
2013-02-05 10:09:24 PM  
dominionstrategy.files.wordpress.com

/not obscure
 
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