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(The Raw Story)   An armed society is a polite society. Unless your dog shiats on my lawn; then I'll kill you both   (rawstory.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-05 11:10:14 PM
3 votes:

whatshisname: BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.

Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?


Pooperman and his dog Krapto.
2013-02-05 10:06:04 PM
3 votes:

phrawgh: arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.

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Well, he should have armed himself.


"You just shot an unarmed couple!"
"Well they should have armed themselves...if they're going to decorate my porch with their dog's shiat."
"You'd be Chung Kim, killer of women and children."
"That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed the owners of just about anything thats walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Mama, for what your parents dog did to Ned! (My porch's name is Ned)"

/My favorite movie
2013-02-05 09:54:10 PM
3 votes:
Is this like some weird reverse color Gran Torino?
2013-02-05 09:50:26 PM
3 votes:
I'm glad the dog is okay.
2013-02-05 10:36:07 PM
2 votes:
 At his age, the gunman won't live long enough to hear... "My name is Little Mama. You killed my parents. Prepare to die!"
2013-02-05 10:02:25 PM
2 votes:

lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.


How rude!
2013-02-05 09:57:59 PM
2 votes:

arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.


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Well, he should have armed himself.
2013-02-05 09:22:18 PM
2 votes:
"Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.
2013-02-06 11:06:29 AM
1 votes:
That taint what I said.
2013-02-06 11:02:54 AM
1 votes:

spacelord321: Live by bieng an asshole, die by being an asshole.


Live by the asshole, die by the asshole. For brevity.
2013-02-06 12:34:43 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: Dinjiin: fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.

The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


Texas is no country for old men.
2013-02-05 11:57:04 PM
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.


Okay, so you can be the Mastermind. We got three, now we need a fourth so we can play doubles in the white collar prison.
2013-02-05 11:54:46 PM
1 votes:

Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.


You slayed that strawman like nobody's business with no weapon needed though!  Your lethal weapon is your mind there, Ice!
2013-02-05 11:47:33 PM
1 votes:

The Big H: Jeez, just shoot the dog.  Elderly man shooting a pit bull, pretty easy self defense case there!


"Chung Kim" is a Korean name.  He wouldn't waste food, and this was a matter of honor.  No one would listen to him, an elder.
2013-02-05 11:42:54 PM
1 votes:

Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.


www.pageaday.com

This dog is looking at you funny.  Try not to shoot it.
2013-02-05 11:26:00 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: you are a puppet: Child Protective Services took temporary custody of the 1-month-old child, but all of the children are now staying with relatives. The couple's dog is being adopted by a neighbor.

It would be funny if it was another upstairs neighbor, and the old guy makes bail. Could get interesting

You don't get bail on capital murder.


What about lower case murder?
2013-02-05 11:07:08 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.


Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?
2013-02-05 10:42:31 PM
1 votes:
What a horrific story.
2013-02-05 10:34:18 PM
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: Prison will be an upgrade for him


Goodbye dog pissing on your porch, hello gangster pissing down your throat.  What an upgrade!

Turbo Cojones: and his sentence will be short


He's 75.  Short is relative.
2013-02-05 10:10:13 PM
1 votes:
Safe for another day:
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wild madafakin pigs...
2013-02-05 10:07:10 PM
1 votes:

gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.


I agree. My candy dish was lacking, so I fixed that problem.
oi46.tinypic.com
2013-02-05 09:54:27 PM
1 votes:
If everyone carried a bazooka these incidents would never happen.
2013-02-05 09:52:46 PM
1 votes:

mmonnens: FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).


They bought that dog. They knew what they were in for.

I say let em bleed out.
2013-02-05 09:52:05 PM
1 votes:
FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).
2013-02-05 09:47:48 PM
1 votes:

Wise_Guy: BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

I think you got it backwards.  The kid is fine-- the parents are dead.


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2013-02-05 09:45:30 PM
1 votes:
Stupid filter.
2013-02-05 09:45:25 PM
1 votes:
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Approves.
2013-02-05 09:39:43 PM
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.


You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-05 09:27:32 PM
1 votes:
Local AmeriCorps director Keven Vicknair said that Jackson had been going to school for a degree in education.

Apparently she would have had a LOT of work right there in her own building.
 
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