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2013-02-05 10:09:01 PM
I'm surprised he didn't shoot the dog.
 
2013-02-05 10:09:26 PM
75 years old and he's guaranteed three hots and a cot for the rest of his life. And medical care. That's some retirement plan.
 
2013-02-05 10:10:13 PM
Safe for another day:
www.thosefunnypictures.com

wild madafakin pigs...
 
2013-02-05 10:11:17 PM

phrawgh: arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.

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Well, he should have armed himself.


Once everyone is armed, the amount of time spent at the gun range to practice quick-draw shooting is going to go way up.

And everyone is going to move to northern states, because the body armor is too hot and bulky to wear down south.

On the bright side, the personal laser will be fast-tracked and our mobile devices will have apps that detect the presence of drawn firearms and warn us to duck and draw.
 
2013-02-05 10:12:19 PM
I'm not saying it was right, but it was understandable. Murder two, tops.
 
2013-02-05 10:12:39 PM

you are a puppet:  (My porch's name is Ned)


I deserve a new keyboard.
 
2013-02-05 10:15:28 PM
That's not just a shootn', that's an execution. When you start walking stairs to do some more plugging, you're not just hacked off, you're killing.
 
2013-02-05 10:16:57 PM

Frank N Stein: gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.

I agree. My candy dish was lacking, so I fixed that problem.
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That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly. You're going to give it diabeetus.

/Walter P99/SW99 best pistol I've ever owned.
//Apparently, I do bad things to targets with it.
 
2013-02-05 10:18:04 PM
Jeez, just shoot the dog.  Elderly man shooting a pit bull, pretty easy self defense case there!
 
2013-02-05 10:18:24 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.
 
2013-02-05 10:20:14 PM

fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.


Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.
 
2013-02-05 10:20:46 PM

BronyMedic: That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly.


I agree. I don't even like whoppers myself.

/It's a PPQ if you were wondering.
 
2013-02-05 10:22:24 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


it becomes polite once we are down to one person.  It's messy at first when we shoot everyone who does something mildly offensive though.
 
2013-02-05 10:24:52 PM
@sshole pet owners that don't clean after their pets are just as bad as @sshole smokers that flick their cig butts out their car windows.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:13 PM
subtard: An armed society is a polite society.

Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

I can name plenty of violent, polite societies.  If the goal is a peaceful society, then arming everyone is not helping.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:21 PM

manimal2878: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.


The only trouble is that for a lot of people, being rude is the result of stress and/or having a really shiatty day. They act rude as a way to blow off some steam, then they return to their normal, polite selves, feeling bad about their own rudeness.

Take away that outlet and I think you'd see a spike in suicide, spousal and child abuse, and even homicide.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:28 PM
first i was

img.photobucket.com

then i read about their douchbaggery and was like

api.ning.com
 
2013-02-05 10:26:36 PM
Fail all around. Hopefully the kids and dog end up in better homes.
 
2013-02-05 10:26:46 PM

idsfa: subtard: An armed society is a polite society.

Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

I can name plenty of violent, polite societies.  If the goal is a peaceful society, then arming everyone is not helping.


Medieval Japan?
 
2013-02-05 10:26:56 PM

PsyLord: @sshole pet owners that don't clean after their pets are just as bad as @sshole smokers that flick their cig butts out their car windows.


Neither of which is really worthy of death.  If the worst thing that happened to you today is you saw a cigarette butt go flying across the highway, you had a good day.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:24 PM

Frank N Stein: BronyMedic: That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly.

I agree. I don't even like whoppers myself.

/It's a PPQ if you were wondering.


I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:28 PM

manimal2878: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.


My original point was that in any extended social interaction there will be moments where someone thinks someone else is being rude.  The implied result of someone shooting someone else for being "rude" in the referenced statement is one of those "obviously leads to a bloodbath" sort of moments.

manimal2878:
And this is exactly what I was talking about
 
2013-02-05 10:30:45 PM

BronyMedic: I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.


Walther and S&W recently parted ways. Walther USA now produces and distributes Walther guns. I believe they still have the warranty though
 
2013-02-05 10:31:02 PM

Krieghund: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.

Nothing to lose but his freedom.


Freedom to what?  Shiatty apartment, check!  Cat food for dinner after paying meds, check!

Prison will be an upgrade for him, and his sentence will be short.  He might get me on his jury in which case he'll walk anyway!
 
2013-02-05 10:32:37 PM

Frank N Stein: BronyMedic: I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.

Walther and S&W recently parted ways. Walther USA now produces and distributes Walther guns. I believe they still have the warranty though


I've got an SW99 in .40cal. THe night-sigths are faded so I had to order a new set to replace them, but it's a fun and reliable gun to shoot.
 
2013-02-05 10:33:24 PM

manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.


jesus dude, how about shiatting on their doorstep, punching the dude in dick or something else other than killing people. Does not saying bless you after a sneeze constitute a murderable offense? How about playing one's music too loud?
 
2013-02-05 10:34:18 PM

Turbo Cojones: Prison will be an upgrade for him


Goodbye dog pissing on your porch, hello gangster pissing down your throat.  What an upgrade!

Turbo Cojones: and his sentence will be short


He's 75.  Short is relative.
 
2013-02-05 10:36:07 PM
 At his age, the gunman won't live long enough to hear... "My name is Little Mama. You killed my parents. Prepare to die!"
 
2013-02-05 10:37:51 PM

manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.


I actually thought about this for some time, and I can honestly say that I have only thrown two punches in my life, both at my father, who is a world-class asshole. Even then I intentionally did not connect as forcefully as I could have, because I just wanted him to know that he had crossed a line.

I have never seriously considered causing harm to anyone who has annoyed me, even to the extent where I could hear my heart hammering in my head from frustration. At least, not since I was six years old.

I think there are plenty of people in the world who do not resort to violence when they are frustrated or angry.
 
2013-02-05 10:39:21 PM
Well, there was no cause to kill someone over this, but if you knowingly rain shiat and piss down on your neighbor because you are too lazy to properly walk your dog, then you have only yourself to blame when you run into a psycho who overreacts to piss-rain. lol I mean come on, everyone has a limit, this behavior is pretty far out on the spectrum of neighbor relations.
 
2013-02-05 10:40:38 PM

fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.


I had (downstairs) neighbors like that too. Plus they liked to blast their music so even though I would turn up my TV/music, I could still hear the constant bass "thump thump thump" through the floor. I could've killed them, I suppose, but buying Dance Dance Revolution was way more fun.
 
2013-02-05 10:42:31 PM
What a horrific story.
 
2013-02-05 10:44:43 PM
All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.
 
2013-02-05 10:47:51 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.
 
2013-02-05 10:47:56 PM
For brain-atrophied libertarian douchenozzles, this IS polite. They expect & desire there to be a few armed nut bags, with normal people living in fear - and being REAL polite to the nut bags, and cemeteries full who aren't polite.
 
2013-02-05 10:48:16 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.
 
2013-02-05 10:52:57 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

I'd recommend you seek mental health help, Sir. And stay away from anything, even Paintball guns.
 
2013-02-05 10:53:57 PM

BSABSVR:  If the worst thing that happened to you today is you saw a cigarette butt go flying across the highway, you had a good day.


I didn't even have to use my A.K.
 
2013-02-05 10:54:29 PM
well I don't condone what the guy did -- but I will say I understand.

It sounds like the old guy tried to resolve the issue peacefully but nothing was done.

If you are an old man with not too many years left, I can see how it would be easy for him to just say "fark it" and take care of it himself.

If you go through life being a dick to everyone around you, eventually you will run into a person who just doesn't give a shiat and will take you out. Lesson to learn here - if everyone was polite, considerate, and responsible pet owners, we wouldn't be reading this story.

Don't know how long the old guy had to live with the two upstairs neighbors crapping on his property - but I would say a man should have the right to live in an apartment without dog piss and shiat dripping down on him from above. If this was going on for years -- many of us would probably snap as well, I personally wouldn't have gone the murder route, but I'd have done something for sure.

I like how the article tries to paint the upstairs neighbors as these saints who were going to school and volunteering --- the fact still remains they were lazy inconsiderate neighbors and it cost them their lives.
 
2013-02-05 10:56:27 PM
I'm SHOCKED!

...at how few comments in a Fark thread with a gun trolling headline given an entire hour to post.

/Should be 300+ by now.

//You rain poo&pee on ppl expect to reap the whirlwind.
 
2013-02-05 10:57:47 PM

ordinarysteve: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.


They wouldn't be orphans but they would be raised by the scum of the earth. The kids are young, so I think the jury is out on the severity of the collateral damage. Hopefully their parents didn't damage them too badly before getting themselves offed.
 
2013-02-05 10:58:05 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


You sound upset.
 
2013-02-05 11:00:32 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-02-05 11:04:39 PM

umad: ordinarysteve: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.

They wouldn't be orphans but they would be raised by the scum of the earth. The kids are young, so I think the jury is out on the severity of the collateral damage. Hopefully their parents didn't damage them too badly before getting themselves offed.


For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.
 
2013-02-05 11:07:08 PM

BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.


Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?
 
2013-02-05 11:08:53 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.


Well aren't you just a special and unique snowflake.
 
2013-02-05 11:08:58 PM
You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.
 
2013-02-05 11:09:47 PM

James F. Campbell: You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.


Why don't you do it? Why have other people do your dirty work?
 
2013-02-05 11:10:14 PM

whatshisname: BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.

Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?


Pooperman and his dog Krapto.
 
2013-02-05 11:11:07 PM

James F. Campbell: You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.


Yeah! James here has been raining pee and poo on Fark.com threads for a long time and far from wanting to shoot him, I'm actually quite fond of the old bean.
 
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