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2013-02-05 09:15:49 PM  
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'Bow, bow, bow,'

On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.
 
2013-02-05 09:18:53 PM  
"I heard about eight or nine gunshots just go off, 'Bow, bow, bow,' like three separate times," resident Michael Issa told KXAS. "It was like, first there was two or three, then there was a pause for like 30 or 40 seconds and then there was another three or four shots, and there was a pause, and a couple more shots."

"I waited for like three or four minutes and I ain't hear nothing. I came outside to smoke a cigarette and look upstairs and there's feet hanging over my head," he recalled.


I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.
 
2013-02-05 09:22:18 PM  
"Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.
 
2013-02-05 09:27:32 PM  
Local AmeriCorps director Keven Vicknair said that Jackson had been going to school for a degree in education.

Apparently she would have had a LOT of work right there in her own building.
 
2013-02-05 09:31:50 PM  
Armed societies are polite...assuming they aren't filled with people, since people have a tendency to snap and attack others.  Then an armed society is inevitably one filled with shootings and not all that occasional mass murder events.

Funny how that's exactly what we have.
 
2013-02-05 09:39:43 PM  

Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.


You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-05 09:43:25 PM  

fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.


The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.


Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).
 
2013-02-05 09:44:47 PM  
There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:22 PM  

BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.


I think you got it backwards.  The kid is fine-- the parents are dead.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:25 PM  
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Approves.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:30 PM  
Stupid filter.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:40 PM  
A little too easy.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:57 PM  
Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand
 
2013-02-05 09:47:48 PM  

Wise_Guy: BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

I think you got it backwards.  The kid is fine-- the parents are dead.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-05 09:50:26 PM  
I'm glad the dog is okay.
 
2013-02-05 09:51:17 PM  
Now is not the time to talk about responsible dog ownership.

Seriously though, letting your dog piss on the deck so it rains down on the guy below and chucking poo on his patio would drive a lot of people nuts.
 
2013-02-05 09:51:27 PM  
To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.
 
2013-02-05 09:52:05 PM  
FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).
 
2013-02-05 09:52:46 PM  

mmonnens: FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).


They bought that dog. They knew what they were in for.

I say let em bleed out.
 
2013-02-05 09:52:56 PM  

Solid State Vittles: Local AmeriCorps director Keven Vicknair said that Jackson had been going to school for a degree in education.

Apparently she would have had a LOT of work right there in her own building.


I was an AmeriCorps Vista, and yeah, that's part of the idea. They're supposed to be either people from the community being helped, or college kids that move there for a year.
 
2013-02-05 09:53:52 PM  
Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.
 
2013-02-05 09:53:54 PM  
i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:10 PM  
Is this like some weird reverse color Gran Torino?
 
2013-02-05 09:54:27 PM  
If everyone carried a bazooka these incidents would never happen.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:49 PM  

JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.


Nothing to lose but his freedom.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:55 PM  

enderthexenocide: i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.


KNow how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2013-02-05 09:55:26 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


You're either Herod from Quick and the Dead or you're the Kid.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:07 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand



Little Mama  meet Honey Boo Boo
 
2013-02-05 09:57:08 PM  
MOAR GUNS!
 
2013-02-05 09:57:30 PM  

Fano: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

You're either Herod from Quick and the Dead or you're the Kid.


I'm the injun who gets iced in the first round.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:50 PM  
Well, Texas is a death penalty state. Which Mr Chung Kim will find out during the penalty phase of his trial. If he lives that long, of course. Dude is a bit on the old side.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:57 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand



Yep... The story here is don't be a selfish ahole. The next person you step on might snap.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:59 PM  

arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.


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Well, he should have armed himself.
 
2013-02-05 09:58:52 PM  

Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).


Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:01 PM  
Sounds like a case of justifiable homicide, especially if had warned them previously.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:20 PM  
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:23 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-05 10:01:48 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.


So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.
 
2013-02-05 10:01:51 PM  

Pockafrusta: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 180x243]


Obvious to you and me maybe.  Not to a lot of other people.  I've had libertarian, right-leaning types quote that to me in earnest on more than one occasion.
 
2013-02-05 10:02:25 PM  

lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.


How rude!
 
2013-02-05 10:02:37 PM  

lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.


www.stealthbadger.net
 
2013-02-05 10:02:59 PM  
Child Protective Services took temporary custody of the 1-month-old child, but all of the children are now staying with relatives. The couple's dog is being adopted by a neighbor.

It would be funny if it was another upstairs neighbor, and the old guy makes bail. Could get interesting
 
2013-02-05 10:03:01 PM  
Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.
 
2013-02-05 10:04:13 PM  
Wonder if he still would have "done something" if he didn't have a projectile weapon, and instead would have had to face potential immediate consequences of physical pain if he attacked.

I live in New York. Conflicts with people over inane shiat like this are a fact of life here.  Overwhelmingly, both parties rant and rave, but don't actually want to do anything about it, because it's not worth the risk of getting hurt.  With projectile weapons, you change the cost/benefit analysis.  Even if the other person is also armed, if you get off a good shot first, you can walk away with no physical injury at all.  It's not logical to expect you will always be the one to get the good shot off first, but in heated situations like this, you aren't thinking logically.
 
2013-02-05 10:04:33 PM  

dk47: enderthexenocide: i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.

KNow how I know you didn't read the article?


I think it's a matter of magnitude. Putting dog shiat on someone's porch and being trashy doesn't compare to a double murder and 3 orphans. I'm sure you would have such a stern view of justice if these were your family or something.
 
2013-02-05 10:06:04 PM  

phrawgh: arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.

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Well, he should have armed himself.


"You just shot an unarmed couple!"
"Well they should have armed themselves...if they're going to decorate my porch with their dog's shiat."
"You'd be Chung Kim, killer of women and children."
"That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed the owners of just about anything thats walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Mama, for what your parents dog did to Ned! (My porch's name is Ned)"

/My favorite movie
 
2013-02-05 10:06:16 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.

How rude!


Yeah, I expect to be bludgeoned to death in the near future.
 
2013-02-05 10:06:18 PM  
Gun salesman Greenlight provider of the year.
 
2013-02-05 10:07:10 PM  

gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.


I agree. My candy dish was lacking, so I fixed that problem.
oi46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-05 10:08:32 PM  
Thanks for the greenlight, Obama!
 
2013-02-05 10:09:01 PM  
I'm surprised he didn't shoot the dog.
 
2013-02-05 10:09:26 PM  
75 years old and he's guaranteed three hots and a cot for the rest of his life. And medical care. That's some retirement plan.
 
2013-02-05 10:10:13 PM  
Safe for another day:
www.thosefunnypictures.com

wild madafakin pigs...
 
2013-02-05 10:11:17 PM  

phrawgh: arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.

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Well, he should have armed himself.


Once everyone is armed, the amount of time spent at the gun range to practice quick-draw shooting is going to go way up.

And everyone is going to move to northern states, because the body armor is too hot and bulky to wear down south.

On the bright side, the personal laser will be fast-tracked and our mobile devices will have apps that detect the presence of drawn firearms and warn us to duck and draw.
 
2013-02-05 10:12:19 PM  
I'm not saying it was right, but it was understandable. Murder two, tops.
 
2013-02-05 10:12:39 PM  

you are a puppet:  (My porch's name is Ned)


I deserve a new keyboard.
 
2013-02-05 10:15:28 PM  
That's not just a shootn', that's an execution. When you start walking stairs to do some more plugging, you're not just hacked off, you're killing.
 
2013-02-05 10:16:57 PM  

Frank N Stein: gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.

I agree. My candy dish was lacking, so I fixed that problem.
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That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly. You're going to give it diabeetus.

/Walter P99/SW99 best pistol I've ever owned.
//Apparently, I do bad things to targets with it.
 
2013-02-05 10:18:04 PM  
Jeez, just shoot the dog.  Elderly man shooting a pit bull, pretty easy self defense case there!
 
2013-02-05 10:18:24 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.
 
2013-02-05 10:20:14 PM  

fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.


Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.
 
2013-02-05 10:20:46 PM  

BronyMedic: That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly.


I agree. I don't even like whoppers myself.

/It's a PPQ if you were wondering.
 
2013-02-05 10:22:24 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


it becomes polite once we are down to one person.  It's messy at first when we shoot everyone who does something mildly offensive though.
 
2013-02-05 10:24:52 PM  
@sshole pet owners that don't clean after their pets are just as bad as @sshole smokers that flick their cig butts out their car windows.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:13 PM  
subtard: An armed society is a polite society.

Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

I can name plenty of violent, polite societies.  If the goal is a peaceful society, then arming everyone is not helping.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:21 PM  

manimal2878: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.


The only trouble is that for a lot of people, being rude is the result of stress and/or having a really shiatty day. They act rude as a way to blow off some steam, then they return to their normal, polite selves, feeling bad about their own rudeness.

Take away that outlet and I think you'd see a spike in suicide, spousal and child abuse, and even homicide.
 
2013-02-05 10:25:28 PM  
first i was

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then i read about their douchbaggery and was like

api.ning.com
 
2013-02-05 10:26:36 PM  
Fail all around. Hopefully the kids and dog end up in better homes.
 
2013-02-05 10:26:46 PM  

idsfa: subtard: An armed society is a polite society.

Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

I can name plenty of violent, polite societies.  If the goal is a peaceful society, then arming everyone is not helping.


Medieval Japan?
 
2013-02-05 10:26:56 PM  

PsyLord: @sshole pet owners that don't clean after their pets are just as bad as @sshole smokers that flick their cig butts out their car windows.


Neither of which is really worthy of death.  If the worst thing that happened to you today is you saw a cigarette butt go flying across the highway, you had a good day.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:24 PM  

Frank N Stein: BronyMedic: That gun doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly.

I agree. I don't even like whoppers myself.

/It's a PPQ if you were wondering.


I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:28 PM  

manimal2878: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.


My original point was that in any extended social interaction there will be moments where someone thinks someone else is being rude.  The implied result of someone shooting someone else for being "rude" in the referenced statement is one of those "obviously leads to a bloodbath" sort of moments.

manimal2878:
And this is exactly what I was talking about
 
2013-02-05 10:30:45 PM  

BronyMedic: I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.


Walther and S&W recently parted ways. Walther USA now produces and distributes Walther guns. I believe they still have the warranty though
 
2013-02-05 10:31:02 PM  

Krieghund: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.

Nothing to lose but his freedom.


Freedom to what?  Shiatty apartment, check!  Cat food for dinner after paying meds, check!

Prison will be an upgrade for him, and his sentence will be short.  He might get me on his jury in which case he'll walk anyway!
 
2013-02-05 10:32:37 PM  

Frank N Stein: BronyMedic: I've been considering that as my next purchase. Walther and S&W America will warranty their guns and components for life, so if anything breaks they'll repair it.

Walther and S&W recently parted ways. Walther USA now produces and distributes Walther guns. I believe they still have the warranty though


I've got an SW99 in .40cal. THe night-sigths are faded so I had to order a new set to replace them, but it's a fun and reliable gun to shoot.
 
2013-02-05 10:33:24 PM  

manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.


jesus dude, how about shiatting on their doorstep, punching the dude in dick or something else other than killing people. Does not saying bless you after a sneeze constitute a murderable offense? How about playing one's music too loud?
 
2013-02-05 10:34:18 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Prison will be an upgrade for him


Goodbye dog pissing on your porch, hello gangster pissing down your throat.  What an upgrade!

Turbo Cojones: and his sentence will be short


He's 75.  Short is relative.
 
2013-02-05 10:36:07 PM  
 At his age, the gunman won't live long enough to hear... "My name is Little Mama. You killed my parents. Prepare to die!"
 
2013-02-05 10:37:51 PM  

manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.


I actually thought about this for some time, and I can honestly say that I have only thrown two punches in my life, both at my father, who is a world-class asshole. Even then I intentionally did not connect as forcefully as I could have, because I just wanted him to know that he had crossed a line.

I have never seriously considered causing harm to anyone who has annoyed me, even to the extent where I could hear my heart hammering in my head from frustration. At least, not since I was six years old.

I think there are plenty of people in the world who do not resort to violence when they are frustrated or angry.
 
2013-02-05 10:39:21 PM  
Well, there was no cause to kill someone over this, but if you knowingly rain shiat and piss down on your neighbor because you are too lazy to properly walk your dog, then you have only yourself to blame when you run into a psycho who overreacts to piss-rain. lol I mean come on, everyone has a limit, this behavior is pretty far out on the spectrum of neighbor relations.
 
2013-02-05 10:40:38 PM  

fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.


I had (downstairs) neighbors like that too. Plus they liked to blast their music so even though I would turn up my TV/music, I could still hear the constant bass "thump thump thump" through the floor. I could've killed them, I suppose, but buying Dance Dance Revolution was way more fun.
 
2013-02-05 10:42:31 PM  
What a horrific story.
 
2013-02-05 10:44:43 PM  
All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.
 
2013-02-05 10:47:51 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.
 
2013-02-05 10:47:56 PM  
For brain-atrophied libertarian douchenozzles, this IS polite. They expect & desire there to be a few armed nut bags, with normal people living in fear - and being REAL polite to the nut bags, and cemeteries full who aren't polite.
 
2013-02-05 10:48:16 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.
 
2013-02-05 10:52:57 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

I'd recommend you seek mental health help, Sir. And stay away from anything, even Paintball guns.
 
2013-02-05 10:53:57 PM  

BSABSVR:  If the worst thing that happened to you today is you saw a cigarette butt go flying across the highway, you had a good day.


I didn't even have to use my A.K.
 
2013-02-05 10:54:29 PM  
well I don't condone what the guy did -- but I will say I understand.

It sounds like the old guy tried to resolve the issue peacefully but nothing was done.

If you are an old man with not too many years left, I can see how it would be easy for him to just say "fark it" and take care of it himself.

If you go through life being a dick to everyone around you, eventually you will run into a person who just doesn't give a shiat and will take you out. Lesson to learn here - if everyone was polite, considerate, and responsible pet owners, we wouldn't be reading this story.

Don't know how long the old guy had to live with the two upstairs neighbors crapping on his property - but I would say a man should have the right to live in an apartment without dog piss and shiat dripping down on him from above. If this was going on for years -- many of us would probably snap as well, I personally wouldn't have gone the murder route, but I'd have done something for sure.

I like how the article tries to paint the upstairs neighbors as these saints who were going to school and volunteering --- the fact still remains they were lazy inconsiderate neighbors and it cost them their lives.
 
2013-02-05 10:56:27 PM  
I'm SHOCKED!

...at how few comments in a Fark thread with a gun trolling headline given an entire hour to post.

/Should be 300+ by now.

//You rain poo&pee on ppl expect to reap the whirlwind.
 
2013-02-05 10:57:47 PM  

ordinarysteve: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.


They wouldn't be orphans but they would be raised by the scum of the earth. The kids are young, so I think the jury is out on the severity of the collateral damage. Hopefully their parents didn't damage them too badly before getting themselves offed.
 
2013-02-05 10:58:05 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.


You sound upset.
 
2013-02-05 11:00:32 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-02-05 11:04:39 PM  

umad: ordinarysteve: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

I was thinking that too actually. If this dude had been charged for unloading a hopper full of paintballs on this couple, this story would have been hilarious and had 100% less orphans.

They wouldn't be orphans but they would be raised by the scum of the earth. The kids are young, so I think the jury is out on the severity of the collateral damage. Hopefully their parents didn't damage them too badly before getting themselves offed.


For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.
 
2013-02-05 11:07:08 PM  

BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.


Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?
 
2013-02-05 11:08:53 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

And for the welcome to fark assholes, I have images changed to links.

And I don't click on them.


Well aren't you just a special and unique snowflake.
 
2013-02-05 11:08:58 PM  
You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.
 
2013-02-05 11:09:47 PM  

James F. Campbell: You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.


Why don't you do it? Why have other people do your dirty work?
 
2013-02-05 11:10:14 PM  

whatshisname: BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.

Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?


Pooperman and his dog Krapto.
 
2013-02-05 11:11:07 PM  

James F. Campbell: You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.


Yeah! James here has been raining pee and poo on Fark.com threads for a long time and far from wanting to shoot him, I'm actually quite fond of the old bean.
 
2013-02-05 11:11:57 PM  
So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?
 
2013-02-05 11:15:15 PM  

thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?


No body is saying being a dick neighbour is a death sentence, just that no one is surprised. Gun violence is pretty rare around here (Winnipeg), but even I just roll my eyes when I read this stuff.
 
2013-02-05 11:18:40 PM  
Dumbasses should not have used their balcony as a toilet for their dog and should not have tossed the crap over the side.  If they had not done that they would be alive today.
 
2013-02-05 11:21:49 PM  

thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.


In most cases, no. But when bad things happen to bad people, it's fair game to learn from the experience.

With a little tact, the old man wouldn't have snapped. Does that pardon him? No. Can it save your life? Yes. Be a good person and don't buy a dog when you live with four kids in an apartment and you'll never be shot to death for raining feces on your neighbors.
 
2013-02-05 11:21:50 PM  

arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.


There are now three fewer impolite people in that apartment complex, so your argument is invalid.
 
2013-02-05 11:22:40 PM  

you are a puppet: Child Protective Services took temporary custody of the 1-month-old child, but all of the children are now staying with relatives. The couple's dog is being adopted by a neighbor.

It would be funny if it was another upstairs neighbor, and the old guy makes bail. Could get interesting


You don't get bail on capital murder.
 
2013-02-05 11:23:00 PM  

thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?


When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"
 
2013-02-05 11:23:50 PM  

BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?


What the fark?
 
2013-02-05 11:24:50 PM  

James F. Campbell: You want a polite society? Start by shooting everyone in this thread defending this guy.


Who exactly is defending this guy, again?

Something tells me if you think that, your sarcasm detector is broken.
 
2013-02-05 11:25:56 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

What the fark?


DONT YOU DENY IT YOU CANNOT DENY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

totallynotphotoshoppedphoto.jpg
 
2013-02-05 11:26:00 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: you are a puppet: Child Protective Services took temporary custody of the 1-month-old child, but all of the children are now staying with relatives. The couple's dog is being adopted by a neighbor.

It would be funny if it was another upstairs neighbor, and the old guy makes bail. Could get interesting

You don't get bail on capital murder.


What about lower case murder?
 
2013-02-05 11:27:42 PM  

enderthexenocide: i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.


So it's the fault of this guy's apartment management that people died; he complained several times.

Deep pockets!  Now we're getting somewhere!
 
2013-02-05 11:28:12 PM  
Hmmm, five kids, unmarried, self-absorbed and oblivious to those around them, yeah, I'm not shedding any tears here.
 
2013-02-05 11:28:12 PM  

doglover: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.


In most cases, no. But when bad things happen to bad people, it's fair game to learn from the experience.

With a little tact, the old man wouldn't have snapped. Does that pardon him? No. Can it save your life? Yes. Be a good person and don't buy a dog when you live with four kids in an apartment and you'll never be shot to death for raining feces on your neighbors.


You will be reincarnated as a nematode.
 
2013-02-05 11:29:53 PM  

accelerus: I like how the article tries to paint the upstairs neighbors as these saints who were going to school and volunteering --- the fact still remains they were lazy inconsiderate neighbors and it cost them their lives.


I noticed that as well.

I've known a couple of people who were very caring and generous to strangers, but were totally oblivious to their quirks that annoyed the fark out of people close to them.  Their good deeds didn't make them any less of a bother.
 
2013-02-05 11:29:53 PM  

BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

What the fark?

DONT YOU DENY IT YOU CANNOT DENY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

totallynotphotoshoppedphoto.jpg


What the fark?
 
2013-02-05 11:30:31 PM  

manimal2878: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

But if its normal to get shot for being rude, people would be less inclined to be rude and thus a more polite society.


Bet that apartment complex is a great place to live now.
 
2013-02-05 11:30:32 PM  

manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.


Nah. I did eventually go outside when I heard them on the stairs and asked them please not to run.

I did have violent fantasies about one downstairs neighbor who cranked his music at 6am. That turned out to be a misunderstanding, though. When we'd first moved in we were hammering something and he called us to ask us what we were doing and the battery on our phone died. Both parties thought the other had hung up on them and when we finally realized what happened we never went down to explain, for some reason. Turned out to be an older gay gentleman who was quite sweet to me after I broke up with my GF and she moved out.

/csb
 
2013-02-05 11:32:55 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

I had (downstairs) neighbors like that too. Plus they liked to blast their music so even though I would turn up my TV/music, I could still hear the constant bass "thump thump thump" through the floor. I could've killed them, I suppose, but buying Dance Dance Revolution was way more fun.


Heh, nice. I have an old compilation of gabber techno that was so annoying I only listened to it once. I keep it around for just such occasions.
 
2013-02-05 11:33:08 PM  
So, can we get a Colorado gun control thread tonight, mods? Seriously, I'm drunk, got months of rants built up, let's do this thing!
 
2013-02-05 11:33:30 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: he complained several times.


My experience with apartment complex managers is that they'll often ignore complaints if they're only made by one person.  If you repeatedly complain, they just tune you out and hope you'll move.
 
2013-02-05 11:33:43 PM  
FTFA: two neighbors because they had dumped dog feces on his porch

They deserved it.
 
2013-02-05 11:34:29 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

What the fark?

DONT YOU DENY IT YOU CANNOT DENY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

totallynotphotoshoppedphoto.jpg

What the fark?


You said that already.
 
2013-02-05 11:37:01 PM  

idsfa: subtard: An armed society is a polite society.

Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

I can name plenty of violent, polite societies.  If the goal is a peaceful society, then arming everyone is not helping.


Society's goal is peace.  An individual's goal is survival.
 
2013-02-05 11:37:10 PM  
Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.
 
2013-02-05 11:37:20 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


Somalia is a very polite society.
 
2013-02-05 11:38:44 PM  
John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol
 
2013-02-05 11:38:50 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: BronyMedic: omnibus_necanda_sunt: All the people who use these threads to talk about gun shopping are gigantic douches.

Just play farking paintball already.

Why do you harbor fantasies about shooting people, as you clearly admit?

What the fark?

DONT YOU DENY IT YOU CANNOT DENY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

totallynotphotoshoppedphoto.jpg

What the fark?


SEE! SEE! I bet next you'll say that Fox News lies, Alex Jones totally DOES NOT know the truth, and the Government isn't trying to kill us with contrails!

I'M ON TO YOU!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-05 11:38:57 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"


See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.
 
2013-02-05 11:41:34 PM  

Frank N Stein: John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol


LOL. Is that live or do you have a link?
 
2013-02-05 11:42:54 PM  

Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.


www.pageaday.com

This dog is looking at you funny.  Try not to shoot it.
 
2013-02-05 11:44:23 PM  

violentsalvation: Frank N Stein: John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol

LOL. Is that live or do you have a link?


No it's live.

/he really needs to get some fact checkers worth a shiat
 
2013-02-05 11:45:00 PM  

lostcat: I think there are plenty of people in the world who do not resort to violence when they are frustrated or angry.


Yep.  That's why there are plenty of frustrated and angry people.
 
2013-02-05 11:45:24 PM  
 
2013-02-05 11:45:26 PM  

thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


It's a date! I'm in my 40's still, so we got a while, but at least we won't be getting arrested alone!

*high five!*
 
2013-02-05 11:45:31 PM  

Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.


And the correct response to having a flaming bag of dog shiat put on your doorstep is to hunt down those godless little commie bastards from next door and ventilate those kids! right? right?
 
2013-02-05 11:45:43 PM  

Frank N Stein: John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol


Who needs an AR15 for hunting? There won't be anything left!
 
2013-02-05 11:46:05 PM  

violentsalvation: Now is not the time to talk about responsible dog ownership.

Seriously though, letting your dog piss on the deck so it rains down on the guy below and chucking poo on his patio would drive a lot of people nuts.


Sure, it's extremely rude and inconsiderate, but how in the world could it possibly justify killing two people???

When is that farking shiathole of a state finally secede from the civilized world? Go away already.
 
2013-02-05 11:46:30 PM  
That woman shouldn't have worn such a short skirt - she was just asking to get raped.

Farkers never disappoint.
 
2013-02-05 11:47:31 PM  

umad: Frank N Stein: John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol

Who needs an AR15 for hunting? There won't be anything left!


"Why do you need an assault rifle?"

Is this a shiat non-gun owners say thread yet?
 
2013-02-05 11:47:33 PM  

The Big H: Jeez, just shoot the dog.  Elderly man shooting a pit bull, pretty easy self defense case there!


"Chung Kim" is a Korean name.  He wouldn't waste food, and this was a matter of honor.  No one would listen to him, an elder.
 
2013-02-05 11:49:29 PM  

GentlemanJ: I'm not saying it was right, but it was understandable. Murder two, tops.


I say put the farker down, but not the easy way. A dozen shotgun blasts, starting at his feet, slowly working your way up, an hour in between.
 
2013-02-05 11:50:04 PM  
Woman charged with killing man with her car

Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!
 
2013-02-05 11:51:03 PM  

BSABSVR: Turbo Cojones: Prison will be an upgrade for him

Goodbye dog pissing on your porch, hello gangster pissing down your throat.  What an upgrade!

Turbo Cojones: and his sentence will be short

He's 75.  Short is relative.


I've heard that elderly inmates get a modicum of respect in prisons. Besides, a good gangster could find a more appealing throat than a 75 year-old Koren guy's.
 
2013-02-05 11:53:16 PM  

SurelyShirley: violentsalvation: Now is not the time to talk about responsible dog ownership.

Seriously though, letting your dog piss on the deck so it rains down on the guy below and chucking poo on his patio would drive a lot of people nuts.

Sure, it's extremely rude and inconsiderate, but how in the world could it possibly justify killing two people???

When is that farking shiathole of a state finally secede from the civilized world? Go away already.


It's beyond rude and inconsiderate, but I never said the murders were justified.
 
2013-02-05 11:53:33 PM  

thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.



You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.
 
2013-02-05 11:53:55 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Woman charged with killing man with her car

Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!


Whew, so glad that guns weren't designed for killing things!
 
2013-02-05 11:54:46 PM  

Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.


You slayed that strawman like nobody's business with no weapon needed though!  Your lethal weapon is your mind there, Ice!
 
2013-02-05 11:55:05 PM  
Hagenhatesyouall are you really that obtuse?
I used to think most conservatives were aware of just how ridiculous they sounded, that they were in on the joke.  Now I'm pretty sure most of them really are that stupid.
 
2013-02-05 11:55:38 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!


A dui and two murders two years apart.
 
2013-02-05 11:57:04 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.


Okay, so you can be the Mastermind. We got three, now we need a fourth so we can play doubles in the white collar prison.
 
2013-02-05 11:58:36 PM  

thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?


For the remaining residents of the apartment complex.
 
2013-02-06 12:04:36 AM  

thiefofdreams: Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.

Okay, so you can be the Mastermind. We got three, now we need a fourth so we can play doubles in the white collar prison.


Ya know, I changed my mind, the other way would be more fun. I got a plan.


awesomebmovies.com
 
2013-02-06 12:06:02 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: doglover: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.


In most cases, no. But when bad things happen to bad people, it's fair game to learn from the experience.

With a little tact, the old man wouldn't have snapped. Does that pardon him? No. Can it save your life? Yes. Be a good person and don't buy a dog when you live with four kids in an apartment and you'll never be shot to death for raining feces on your neighbors.

You will be reincarnated as a nematode.


And why would that be a bad thing?
 
2013-02-06 12:07:04 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.

Okay, so you can be the Mastermind. We got three, now we need a fourth so we can play doubles in the white collar prison.

Ya know, I changed my mind, the other way would be more fun. I got a plan.
[awesomebmovies.com image 500x273]


Homie don't play that.
 
2013-02-06 12:10:14 AM  

festoon: For brain-atrophied libertarian douchenozzles, this IS polite. They expect & desire there to be a few armed nut bags, with normal people living in fear - and being REAL polite to the nut bags, and cemeteries full who aren't polite.


Sounds like Big Rock Candy Mountain level heaven.

whatshisname: BronyMedic: For all we know, this kid grows up to be Batman.

Or that superhero who has a dog that pees on the balcony...what was he called again?


DogWelder, I think.
 
2013-02-06 12:12:06 AM  

Dinjiin: BarkingUnicorn: he complained several times.

My experience with apartment complex managers is that they'll often ignore complaints if they're only made by one person.  If you repeatedly complain, they just tune you out and hope you'll move.


My experience is that it depends on how you complain.  Screaming, demanding, and blaming management doesn't work.  "I imagine you have a lot more problems than I do, but..." often does.

In this case, I'm surprised management wasn't more concerned about the damage being done to their property by crap and pee.  Maybe they were collecting phat doggy rent.
 
2013-02-06 12:12:50 AM  
A gunshop near me uses "an armed society is a polite society" as its motto. They sell (maybe give) large stickers to thier customers, who tend to put them on the back window of thier car or truck. Usually its rednecky types who have lots of other gun stickers on their vehicles. Every time I see them I can help but thinking...your not helping.


Also it pretty much guarantees a score of one or more guns for anyone willing to break into the vehicle...assuming they get away with it.
 
2013-02-06 12:14:07 AM  

Frank N Stein: John Stewart just asked a guest why hollow points, a bullet only for military applications, are legal. lol


I bet her was chagrined when he heard the perfectly legitimate answer.
 
2013-02-06 12:15:26 AM  

arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.


So... MOAR GUNZ then?
 
2013-02-06 12:15:36 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.


It would have to be as a teller, cuz I am absolutely not going back to college. I quit the last time I went for additional schoolin' because I am fairly certain I don't need to be able to read, analyze and then write an insanely long epic of my own about "Epic of Gilgamesh" in order to qualify as a person with a degree who can do mysterious, computery things. I hope tellers don't need to do stuff like that to get a job in a bank.

/Cheffin' stuff was my first love anyway
//went back to culinary professional insanity, never regretted it
 
2013-02-06 12:17:48 AM  
That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant
 
2013-02-06 12:18:02 AM  
Say what you will subby. But they will never do it again.
 
2013-02-06 12:25:43 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Hagenhatesyouall: Woman charged with killing man with her car

Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!

Whew, so glad that guns weren't designed for killing things!


Wait a minute....you mean I shouldn't have been shooting paper and steel targets all these years?

Damn. My bad. I've gone a lifetime owning and using a wide assortment of firearms, and haven't killed anybody with my personally owned weapons. Hell, I haven't even shot AT anybody as a civilian, let alone killed anybody.

I've killed the ever loving shiat out of some paper though!!!!


gunnuts.net
^^^^ Not my club, but chicks that shoot ROCK, and chicks that shoot 1911's rock HARD.
 
2013-02-06 12:29:20 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant


cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

These rascals might kill everything in sight.
 
2013-02-06 12:30:30 AM  

Dinjiin: fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.

The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).


You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!
 
2013-02-06 12:33:31 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Dinjiin: fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.

The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


Why not?
 
2013-02-06 12:34:16 AM  

BronyMedic: Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Ow! That was my feelings!: thiefofdreams: Real Women Drink Akvavit: thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?

When I get that age, I'll probably have prison as my retirement plan as well. Chefs don't make a lot of money, you know. The thing is, I'm not going to shoot anyone to do it, no matter how obnoxious they are being on a regular basis. I own guns, too, so I could, but that would not be very polite. Not all gun owners are "shoot 'em all" types, even those of us with multiple guns and a bunch of ammo. As a matter of fact, most of us would not act the way Mr Chang Kim acted at all.

/gonna do what that old geezer in SoCal did 6 or 7 years ago
//gonna rob a bank with a note and no weapon then sit outside the bank and wait for the cops
///apparently he didn't have money for his medicine and his rent, so he went with "the federal plan"

See I like your plan. Perhaps we can go together. You bring the note, I will bring the Pina Coladas and the lawn chairs.


You guys got it all wrong.  You don't want to commit armed robbery, you want to get hired by the bank and steal white collar style.  That way you spend your autumn years in country club prison, not pita prison.

Okay, so you can be the Mastermind. We got three, now we need a fourth so we can play doubles in the white collar prison.

Ya know, I changed my mind, the other way would be more fun. I got a plan.
[awesomebmovies.com image 500x273]

Homie don't play that.



I'm crying on the inside, I guess.
 
2013-02-06 12:34:19 AM  

thiefofdreams: Securitywyrm: Gotta love the anti-gun argument: "The person with a gun over-reacted, so therefore whatever he was reacting to was perfectly okay." They're actually defending the act of tossing your dog crap onto someone else's property and letting it literally rain your dog's piss onto their property.

Now I get it. The anti-gunners identify with the couple upstairs: They throw their shiat on everyone else and don't want there to be any threat of consequences.

And the correct response to having a flaming bag of dog shiat put on your doorstep is to hunt down those godless little commie bastards from next door and ventilate those kids! right? right?


Nobody's saying that. However, their behavior was a contributing factor.
 
2013-02-06 12:34:43 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Dinjiin: fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.

The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


Texas is no country for old men.
 
2013-02-06 12:35:05 AM  

Fano: TheShavingofOccam123: That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant

[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 400x300]

These rascals might kill everything in sight.


Might?

I think dachshunds with guns would be 0-genocide in less than one day.
 
2013-02-06 12:38:09 AM  
SN1987a goes boom:
You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!

They were in their 30s.  They lived in an apartment with three kids and locked their dog outside all day to shiat on the dude's porch.  I bet there was a whole history of shiat beyond that.   No, they didn't deserve to die, but in case you're not getting it... "we understand."

The farkers didn't give two shiats about their neighbor, that much is obvious.  fark 'em.  Good riddance.
 
2013-02-06 12:38:48 AM  

idsfa: Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?


A society in perpetual fear of tyrannical government is also a polite society.
 
2013-02-06 12:39:19 AM  
My third little crotch dropping, Lil Momma will never know her three-strikes-no-birth-control momma!  Oh noes!   He did the world a load of good.
 
2013-02-06 12:40:20 AM  
"I heard about eight or nine gunshots just go off, 'Bow, bow, bow,' like three separate times."

Came here for this:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-06 12:41:56 AM  
(by the way, I'm a FLAMING liberal who has recently burned some serious family/friends bridges over gun control)
 
2013-02-06 12:48:51 AM  

doglover: Fano: TheShavingofOccam123: That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant

[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 400x300]

These rascals might kill everything in sight.

Might?

I think dachshunds with guns would be 0-genocide in less than one day.


All I know is that (WIP) my little one would sit on a Mount Everest mound of skulls if she had a gun to eliminate anyone that was between her and her giant toybox.
 
2013-02-06 12:55:06 AM  
I like dogs and animals and such, but wayyyyy too many people are lousy pet owners.

PS, your dog is farking miserable in that apartment and your neighbors hate you for it.
 
2013-02-06 12:56:27 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


I suggest you take a few minutes to calm down. You could let your dog in from the porch and take it for a walk or something. You shouldn't leave it out there anyway because it is cruel to keep them in such a small space.

And apologize to your neighbor on your way by.
 
2013-02-06 01:14:11 AM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Woman charged with killing man with her car

Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!


I hope you're trolling. I don't know anyone who wants to ban all guns. Most people don't want unqualified people to be able to obtain guns so easily. You have to take a test to drive a car, yet you don't to buy a firearm. I own multiple firearms and have a CCW, though I rarely carry anymore (my ex moved much further away, so I don't need to carry very often). I do not, however, drive. I barely passed my driving test, and I suck at it. A firearm is designed to kill people, and if I somehow managed to get a license to drive a car I should never have been able to get I'm so bad at it, a license for something that is not actually designed to kill people, someone wanting a firearm should be held to a higher standard for obvious reasons.

At the bare minimum, people who want a firearm should be required to have training and pass a safety test every so often. In California, you have to pass a handgun safety test to get your handgun safety certificate just to be able to purchase one. You must pass it every five years unless you have a CCW. This needs to be done on the federal level for ALL firearms purchases, and a gun owner psych exam/registry for people legally unable to own a gun due to mental illness or certain convictions in other states, since people will lie and not divulge that information.

It's not a perfect system - the problem is cultural in the US more than anything else, I think - but unless someone wants to go deal with Mara Salvatrucha or other weapons trading gangbangers, it will weed some of the unqualified out. We do it with cars, sans mental exams or registries, why not with guns?

/I've slaughtered many Pepsi cans in my life
//and paper targets
///have never had to shoot a person, hopefully never will
 
2013-02-06 01:25:57 AM  
Glad they showed a pic of the balcony. I was wondering how the p!ss dripped down. I was assuming a concrete balcony for some reason.

 
Useless lazy pet owners that couldn't be farked TAKING THEIR DOG DOWNSTAIRS TO P!SS. The dog pissed on an upstairs balcony so often it became a problem?!

 
Ahem. Yeah. So I like it how he shot one of them while they were on the balcony, presumably with their p!ssing mutt. Nice touch.


How come all you guys sit on your helmet?
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-06 01:42:17 AM  
Headline:  "....unless your dog shiats on my lawn"

Not the same as:
...had dumped dog feces on his porch and allowed their dog, Selena, to urinate on the upstairs balcony which dripped down to his patio

Nasty.  Don't own a dog unless you can reasonably take care of it.  If your lazy ass can't get off the couch long enough to take it out to some grass to pee, then don't have a dog.

It's a shame this went so far that the old guy snapped.  But having dog shiat and urine raining down on you is ridiculous and shows the real character of the upstairs tenants.
 
2013-02-06 01:42:31 AM  

Fano: TheShavingofOccam123: That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant

[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 400x300]

These rascals might kill everything in sight.


I have a Dachshund mix named Rascal. He's not skeered of nuttin!
 
2013-02-06 01:47:53 AM  
[gunnuts.net image 850x511]
^^^^ Not my club, but chicks that shoot ROCK, and chicks that shoot 1911's rock HARD.



She needs to put that thumb down before there's bloodshed.... and lose the pink gear.  It's not cute anymore.
 
2013-02-06 02:04:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Society's goal is peace.  An individual's goal is survival.


Assuming I accept your (unsupported) claim, does this mean that you identify as antisocial?  In which case, why would I support your position?
 
2013-02-06 02:06:12 AM  

flux: idsfa: Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

A society in perpetual fear of tyrannical government is also a polite society.


Again, [citation needed].  Your paranoid assertions are not proof.
 
2013-02-06 02:07:43 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat? What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?


What part of "do not condone murder" did you not understand?  Are you not able to deduce that I meant that I understand when people have an emotional response?  Of course you aren't.  You just wanted to yell at me.
 
2013-02-06 02:07:47 AM  

gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.


Not me sir! After blowing off my finger attempting to open a can of hashed beef, I will now be using my firearm ONLY to resolve minor domestic issues, symptoms of erectile dysfunction and of course, to defend America from Obama's Muslim hordes.
 
2013-02-06 02:22:36 AM  

Dinjiin: SN1987a goes boom: You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat? What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?

What part of "do not condone murder" did you not understand?  Are you not able to deduce that I meant that I understand when people have an emotional response?  Of course you aren't.  You just wanted to yell at me.

~
~
It's funy [read: frustrating] when peeps can't debate you and undersatnd the difference between.

** They deserved it.
** I can understand why it happened.

I like the Chris Rock OJ Simspson quote regarding this.

The "females should take responsibility for some of their actions" debate is the mother of them all. Abandon hope all ye who enter.
 
2013-02-06 02:26:19 AM  

libranoelrose: Fano: TheShavingofOccam123: That tears it. I'm buying my terrier a gun.

/armed terriers is a scary thought
/little farkers think they can take an elephant

[cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 400x300]

These rascals might kill everything in sight.

I have a Dachshund mix named Rascal. He's not skeered of nuttin!


My little Sasha would murder every last one of you for a nickel, if she could. I can't say she's crazy though.
 
2013-02-06 02:34:48 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Dinjiin: fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.

The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat?  What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you?  The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do.  Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint.  YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


You are right, I don't shoot two young parents over dog crap. That old man does however.

I doubt anybody here does such things. Statistically speaking it is quite unlikely that one of us will do such things even though we have the capacity.
 
2013-02-06 02:44:23 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.


Scorn, yes. Violence, 0/10
 
2013-02-06 02:54:21 AM  
Can't read story. Malware detected from news website. WHY DOES FARK WANT TO LEAD ME TO INFECTED WEBSITES?!?!

Without reading the story, I would say he was justified.

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2013-02-06 02:58:20 AM  

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Whew, so glad that guns weren't designed for killing things!

Wait a minute....you mean I shouldn't have been shooting paper and steel targets all these years?

Damn. My bad. I've gone a lifetime owning and using a wide assortment of firearms, and haven't killed anybody with my personally owned weapons. Hell, I haven't even shot AT anybody as a civilian, let alone killed anybody.

I've killed the ever loving shiat out of some paper though!!!!



^^^^ Not my club, but chicks that shoot ROCK, and chicks that shoot 1911's rock HARD.


Yeah but man, killing is what they're for. So maybe shooting is ONLY a sport to you. That's cool, IMHO it's a good sport. But guns ARE for killing things. I like target shooting for the sake of target shooting, but when I'm firing a pistol at a head and shoulders paper target you better believe I'm trying to practice real world application. shiat, you could shoot skeet your whole life without ever going bird hunting, but that's still what you're practicing to do.
 
2013-02-06 02:59:43 AM  

idsfa: flux: idsfa: Even if this was true [citation needed], so what?

A society in perpetual fear of tyrannical government is also a polite society.

Again, [citation needed].  Your paranoid assertions are not proof.


Hah, no. See, I'm trying to point out that the "polite society" argument is not a viable justification for widespread private firearms ownership, since a hypothetical Orwellian surveillance state would likely be even more polite. Neither extremes are very good ideas, in my opinion.
 
2013-02-06 03:06:21 AM  

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Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!

Whew, so glad that guns weren't designed for killing things!

Wait a minute....you mean I shouldn't have been shooting paper and steel targets all these years?

Damn. My bad. I've gone a lifetime owning and using a wide assortment of firearms, and haven't killed anybody with my personally owned weapons. Hell, I haven't even shot AT anybody as a civilian, let alone killed anybody.

I've killed the ever loving shiat out of some paper though!!!!


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^^^^ Not my club, but chicks that shoot ROCK, and chicks that shoot 1911's rock HARD.


Obvious why you like guns so much.
 
2013-02-06 03:10:48 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: My third little crotch dropping, Lil Momma will never know her three-strikes-no-birth-control momma!  Oh noes!   He did the world a load of good.


0/10
 
2013-02-06 03:36:13 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


This has always puzzled me.

Aside from being implausible, why would you think it is a good thing that everyone has their right to free speech curtailed purely due to the threat of physical violence imposed by someone (quite possibly an asshole) who has made a subjective judgement that they think you have been rude to them?

Yeah, much better to hold our tongues due to the fear of being shot!
 
2013-02-06 05:04:58 AM  
Time to remember that David Berkowitz, Son of Sam, was driven insane by the incessant barking of his neighbor's german shephard.
 
2013-02-06 06:55:20 AM  

ordinarysteve: manimal2878: fusillade762: Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).

Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.

Did you think about harming them in some way?  I bet you did, or were you just like, oh cool, the kids are having loud fun again.

jesus dude, how about shiatting on their doorstep, punching the dude in dick or something else other than killing people. Does not saying bless you after a sneeze constitute a murderable offense? How about playing one's music too loud?


Yeah all that would be better, but what I was trying to point out is that it seemed that the argument was being made that the gun somehow gave the guy violent thoughts he wouldn't have otherwise and without that gun he would have been a perfectly reasonable dude.  I'm guessing had he not had a gun and an axe, this dude would have committed an axe murder instead.  The gun did not cause him to be crazy.  We all have occosional fantasies of giving somebody there comeuppance for percieved slights, but only crazy people act on them, gun or not.
 
2013-02-06 07:06:35 AM  
I dont understand why people misunderstand the "an armed society is a polite society" phrase. Hurr hurr not so polite is he, shot his neighbors hurr hurr.

The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

After all the complaints and them not caring about their dogs pissing down on his head... how much you want to bet they would go back in time and take proper care of their dogs if they knew someone was going to pull their card?
 
2013-02-06 07:16:46 AM  

Alonjar: After all the complaints and them not caring about their dogs pissing down on his head... how much you want to bet they would go back in time and take proper care of their dogs if they knew someone was going to pull their card?


So two people deserved to die.

Because their dog used the bathroom in his yard.

Two people deserved to die.
 
2013-02-06 07:19:47 AM  

BronyMedic: Alonjar: After all the complaints and them not caring about their dogs pissing down on his head... how much you want to bet they would go back in time and take proper care of their dogs if they knew someone was going to pull their card?

So two people deserved to die.

Because their dog used the bathroom in his yard.

Two people deserved to die.


Dude, did you read the article?  The dog was literally shiatting on him.  Piss raining down on his head.  Now, the owners didn't deserve to die, but I can certainly understand someone having had it with that behavior.
 
2013-02-06 07:32:31 AM  

BronyMedic: Alonjar: After all the complaints and them not caring about their dogs pissing down on his head... how much you want to bet they would go back in time and take proper care of their dogs if they knew someone was going to pull their card?

So two people deserved to die.

Because their dog used the bathroom in his yard.

Two people deserved to die.




I dont think they deserved to die, but I certainly have no sympathy. I think this is a problem of perspective... people like you look at it like its not that big of a deal... its some dog poop/pee.. big deal, right? But to this old guy... it was a very big deal. It was likely a huge factor in his life.. hes old and retired, probably lives in his apartment like a hermit... day in and day out, the only interaction he gets with the outside world is sitting on his porch in retirement... its all he had left... and someone was farkING THAT UP for him.

This isnt about someone getting killed over dog pee. This is about someone being killed over being an asshole.

Lots of people get killed for being assholes. Its actually sort of a human tradition.

/and now millions of people will read this story, and think twice the next time their dog pisses on someones head.
 
2013-02-06 07:32:51 AM  
Legal guns.
 
2013-02-06 07:39:59 AM  
I think an important factor in all these "random crazy kills neighbor" is age... it seems to be mostly old people.

It is a proven fact that your decision making abilities diminish greatly in your old age.. old people dont blurt out racist comments because "they are from a different time", they do it because there is a physical change in the brain which removes those "i shouldnt do this" checks and balances.

Its also why scammers target old people... not because they're stupid or ill informed, because their brains just say "ok" and go with it.

I dont know how you legislate old people away... but thats an area that needs to be looked at.

/Cant even make the dangerous bastards stop driving
 
2013-02-06 07:59:00 AM  

BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

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As a side note, I got banned for 24 hours for this image:
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Because a puppy playing in the snow is somehow horrible.
Fark Modmin: "Some people might look at that and think the puppy was frozen"

Yeah, the same people who suspend students for imaginary grenades.
 
2013-02-06 08:35:47 AM  

Alonjar: This is about someone being killed over being an asshole.

Lots of people get killed for being assholes. Its actually sort of a human tradition.

/and now millions of people will read this story, and think twice the next time their dog pisses on someones head.


And in our modern, first world society, we call that second degree murder versus manslaughter. It's indefensible at any rate. Hell, a major old-folk beat down with a farm implement would have been justifiable over this.
 
2013-02-06 08:49:13 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: You can understand why someone committed Capital Murder over some dog shiat? What in the God-damned-fark is wrong with you? The proper response is file address the situation like an adult, you know like a 74 year old should now how to farking do. Worst case, you go to the cops, or file a civil complaint. YOU DO NOT SHOOT TWO YOUNG PARENTS AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN AS ORPHANS OVER DOG shiat!


You seem to be confusing "understanding how this happened" and "supporting it and thinking it should be legal."

If there was a 14 year old boy raping a puppy on my front lawn and I went out and shot him, I'd be arrested and go to jail.  But the vast majority of the population would understand fully why I shot the person.  If you're doing something highly offensive to the general public / to your neighbors / to  anyone, you shouldn't be hugely surprised if something negative happens to you.
 
2013-02-06 08:54:52 AM  
my god the derp.

You gun nuts are crazy.

Dog crapped on my porch? Death Penalty
shoplifting? Death Penalty
property line dispute?  Death Penalty
want to look at my gun at the gun show? Death Penalty
....

If you think this is how you solve problems it's probably a good indication that you're not mentally stable enough to own firearms, which is probably why there are so many idiots up in arms about increased background checks and making sure crazy people don't have guns.
 
2013-02-06 09:24:08 AM  

gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.


You'd be surprised at all the mundane uses for a gun.
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I have 33 guns. So if I assign 3 problems to each gun, I can solve all my problems. Minus a biatch of course.
 
2013-02-06 09:27:28 AM  
"I heard about eight or nine gunshots just go off, 'Bow, bow, bow,' like three separate times,"

Hee hee hee hee... What da ya want for nothing? ... a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit?
/Who the fark says "bow" for gun shot sounds??
 
2013-02-06 10:02:44 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Hagenhatesyouall: Woman charged with killing man with her car

Link

OMG BAN CARS!

THEY ARE MURDEROUS MACHINES OF MAYHEM AND CARNAGE!


Oh no another one!

Houston woman accused of killing husband with car

Link

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

Woman kills man with Car Sunday

Link


WON'T SOME FAT LIMP-WRISTED SPINELESS THIEVING POLITICIAN SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL DEATH MACHINES!


Whew, so glad that guns weren't designed for killing things!


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Irrelevant.  Cars are not designed for killing things yet despite that fact more people are killed in car accidents each year than by guns.  Cars, which are not designed for killing, are deadlier than guns.  The same is true of alcohol.  The same is true of a lot of things that were not designed to kill.
 
2013-02-06 10:08:12 AM  

thiefofdreams: So being a dick neighbor is a death sentence.

Nice to see all you level headed gun owners in this thread. Maybe you should bookmark it and the next time we talk about how gun nuts have murder fantasy issues you can all come back here. Then you can realize that 2 people are dead, 3 kids are without parents, and one old man is going to prison for the rest of his life and you were talking about how justified it was because of a dog. This is human life we are talking about.

Boy killing them sure made everything better huh?


No.  While they did not deserve to die, they did in fact contribute to their death.  If they had not been dick neighbors then they would probably still be a live.  Yes, the killer bears full legal responsibility for his actions, but the reality is that he did not just get up one day and decide to just go kill someone for no reason.  And, No, he did NOT have a good reason for killing them.
 
2013-02-06 10:24:58 AM  

Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.


So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.
 
2013-02-06 10:58:55 AM  
Live by bieng an asshole, die by being an asshole.
 
2013-02-06 11:00:27 AM  

SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.


No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?
 
2013-02-06 11:02:54 AM  

spacelord321: Live by bieng an asshole, die by being an asshole.


Live by the asshole, die by the asshole. For brevity.
 
2013-02-06 11:06:29 AM  
That taint what I said.
 
2013-02-06 11:07:35 AM  

Mock26: SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.

No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?


I have a gun and feel like being an asshole. So now what?
 
2013-02-06 11:37:14 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Mock26: SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.

No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?

I have a gun and feel like being an asshole. So now what?


Apply to the police academy, apparently. The cops in my area seem to have "must also be a raging asshole or biatch" as a hiring requirement.

/I've met a couple of decent ones, though
//the rest I've had contact with have been shifty assholes, if not borderline sociopaths
 
2013-02-06 11:50:40 AM  

Alonjar: I dont understand why people misunderstand the "an armed society is a polite society" phrase. Hurr hurr not so polite is he, shot his neighbors hurr hurr.

The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

After all the complaints and them not caring about their dogs pissing down on his head... how much you want to bet they would go back in time and take proper care of their dogs if they knew someone was going to pull their card?


The same people also misinterpret Isaac Asimov's equally famous aphorism:

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

They say it means "violent people are incompetent."  But that's demonstrably untrue; lots of violent people are very good at what they do.

Asimov probably meant, "Incompetent people don't do things right the first time." :-)
 
2013-02-06 12:36:30 PM  

Mock26: SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.

No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?


I agree. It would be a better world if everyone's polite, but it's just not going to happen, and the alternative should not be a couple shotgun blasts to the cranium.
 
2013-02-06 01:33:07 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Mock26: SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.

No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?

I have a gun and feel like being an asshole. So now what?


Go ahead and be an asshole.  Just bear in mind that if you are an asshole while holding/using your gun there is a good chance you will be taken down by the police and either wind up in jail or in the morgue.  If you are just being an asshole, well, people will just generally shun you.
 
2013-02-06 01:34:42 PM  

SurelyShirley: Mock26: SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.

No, it is not be polite or die.  But, generally speaking being polite is better than being a dick, in no small part because it helps create a more harmonious society.  And, it has the added benefit of making you less likely to be shot.  So why not be polite?

I agree. It would be a better world if everyone's polite, but it's just not going to happen, and the alternative should not be a couple shotgun blasts to the cranium.


Do not get me wrong, I am not living in some fantasy dream world where everyone gets along.  I am merely pointing out that people should be aware of the consequences that their actions might bring.  As I said up above, I do not think that these people deserved to die.  But, as I also said, to some extent they share in the blame.
 
2013-02-06 02:17:05 PM  

SurelyShirley: Alonjar: The phrase implies the neighbors should have been more polite... at the risk of being shot. Which is exactly what happened.

So the choices are be polite or die? Must be a fine world you're living in.


You don't have to be polite if you don't feel like it. Just don't be surprised when you go looking for a fight if you find yourself in one. You also shouldn't be surprised if the guy you picked a fight with decides to fight dirty. You buy the ticket, you take the ride.
 
2013-02-06 02:17:23 PM  
Michelle Jackson and Jamie Stafford, who lived above him, had dumped dog feces on his porch and allowed their dog, Selena, to urinate on the upstairs balcony which dripped down to his patio.

The upstairs neighbor probably shouldn't have been so douchey to their downstairs neighbor in the first place. My guess is this had been going on for a long, long time with the upstairs neighbor being smug about it or flat out refusing to stop, or being more blatant about it until the guy finally snapped and killed them both.

Not saying that being a dick of a neighbor always deserves a death sentence, but it's their life to risk if they set their sights on the wrong person.

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