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2013-02-05 09:15:49 PM
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'Bow, bow, bow,'

On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.
 
2013-02-05 09:18:53 PM
"I heard about eight or nine gunshots just go off, 'Bow, bow, bow,' like three separate times," resident Michael Issa told KXAS. "It was like, first there was two or three, then there was a pause for like 30 or 40 seconds and then there was another three or four shots, and there was a pause, and a couple more shots."

"I waited for like three or four minutes and I ain't hear nothing. I came outside to smoke a cigarette and look upstairs and there's feet hanging over my head," he recalled.


I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.
 
2013-02-05 09:22:18 PM
"Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.
 
2013-02-05 09:27:32 PM
Local AmeriCorps director Keven Vicknair said that Jackson had been going to school for a degree in education.

Apparently she would have had a LOT of work right there in her own building.
 
2013-02-05 09:31:50 PM
Armed societies are polite...assuming they aren't filled with people, since people have a tendency to snap and attack others.  Then an armed society is inevitably one filled with shootings and not all that occasional mass murder events.

Funny how that's exactly what we have.
 
2013-02-05 09:39:43 PM

Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.


You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

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2013-02-05 09:43:25 PM

fusillade762: I love that his Weeners to hearing multiple gunshots is to have a cigarette.


The Dallas News version of the story has the smoker already outside when it happened.


JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.


Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).
 
2013-02-05 09:44:47 PM
There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:22 PM

BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.


I think you got it backwards.  The kid is fine-- the parents are dead.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:25 PM
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Approves.
 
2013-02-05 09:45:30 PM
Stupid filter.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:40 PM
A little too easy.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:57 PM
Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand
 
2013-02-05 09:47:48 PM

Wise_Guy: BronyMedic: Frank N Stein: "Little baby - they call the newborn Little Mama - Little Mama is not going to never know her parents."

I feel like such a terrible person for laughing at this.

You are such an asshole. You'll never know their pain and horror.

I think you got it backwards.  The kid is fine-- the parents are dead.


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2013-02-05 09:50:26 PM
I'm glad the dog is okay.
 
2013-02-05 09:51:17 PM
Now is not the time to talk about responsible dog ownership.

Seriously though, letting your dog piss on the deck so it rains down on the guy below and chucking poo on his patio would drive a lot of people nuts.
 
2013-02-05 09:51:27 PM
To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.
 
2013-02-05 09:52:05 PM
FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).
 
2013-02-05 09:52:46 PM

mmonnens: FARKers love to rip on old people who drive their cars and kill/hurt people, but put a gun in their hand and these senior citizens are Second Amendment Heroes (c).


They bought that dog. They knew what they were in for.

I say let em bleed out.
 
2013-02-05 09:52:56 PM

Solid State Vittles: Local AmeriCorps director Keven Vicknair said that Jackson had been going to school for a degree in education.

Apparently she would have had a LOT of work right there in her own building.


I was an AmeriCorps Vista, and yeah, that's part of the idea. They're supposed to be either people from the community being helped, or college kids that move there for a year.
 
2013-02-05 09:53:52 PM
Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.
 
2013-02-05 09:53:54 PM
i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:10 PM
Is this like some weird reverse color Gran Torino?
 
2013-02-05 09:54:27 PM
If everyone carried a bazooka these incidents would never happen.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:49 PM

JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.
The old man had nothing to lose.


Nothing to lose but his freedom.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:55 PM

enderthexenocide: i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.


KNow how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2013-02-05 09:55:26 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


You're either Herod from Quick and the Dead or you're the Kid.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:07 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand



Little Mama  meet Honey Boo Boo
 
2013-02-05 09:57:08 PM
MOAR GUNS!
 
2013-02-05 09:57:30 PM

Fano: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

You're either Herod from Quick and the Dead or you're the Kid.


I'm the injun who gets iced in the first round.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:50 PM
Well, Texas is a death penalty state. Which Mr Chung Kim will find out during the penalty phase of his trial. If he lives that long, of course. Dude is a bit on the old side.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:57 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh all the handgun stories I've read lately, this one actually doesn't piss me off.   Also, now "Little Mama" has a chance at a future.

/I'm not saying he should have killed them.... but I understand



Yep... The story here is don't be a selfish ahole. The next person you step on might snap.
 
2013-02-05 09:57:59 PM

arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.


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Well, he should have armed himself.
 
2013-02-05 09:58:52 PM

Dinjiin: JerkyMeat: On a more serious note, idiots should have been a little more courteous and perhaps they would be around to rear their children instead of being worm food.

Yup.  There are a lot of people out there who are very angry with their obnoxious neighbors.  All you need is for one of them to snap and finally do something about it.  I can't condone what Mr. Kim did to his neighbors, but I can understand why he did it (I used to live in apartment above some lady with two dachshunds).


Neighbors in the apartment I used to live in had kids that would run, full sprint, up and down the stairs. Since the stairs were basically bolted to the outside wall of my living room the whole apartment would ring like a bell. I never thought about shooting anybody, but then again I don't own a gun.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:01 PM
Sounds like a case of justifiable homicide, especially if had warned them previously.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:20 PM
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:23 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.


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2013-02-05 10:01:48 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.


So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.
 
2013-02-05 10:01:51 PM

Pockafrusta: JasonOfOrillia: Are armed societies polite?  That seems like one of those truisms that probably isn't true.  There's enough casual misunderstanding that it if becomes normal to shoot people for rudeness then there will much more gun death than there is now.

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Obvious to you and me maybe.  Not to a lot of other people.  I've had libertarian, right-leaning types quote that to me in earnest on more than one occasion.
 
2013-02-05 10:02:25 PM

lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.


How rude!
 
2013-02-05 10:02:37 PM

lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.


www.stealthbadger.net
 
2013-02-05 10:02:59 PM
Child Protective Services took temporary custody of the 1-month-old child, but all of the children are now staying with relatives. The couple's dog is being adopted by a neighbor.

It would be funny if it was another upstairs neighbor, and the old guy makes bail. Could get interesting
 
2013-02-05 10:03:01 PM
Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.
 
2013-02-05 10:04:13 PM
Wonder if he still would have "done something" if he didn't have a projectile weapon, and instead would have had to face potential immediate consequences of physical pain if he attacked.

I live in New York. Conflicts with people over inane shiat like this are a fact of life here.  Overwhelmingly, both parties rant and rave, but don't actually want to do anything about it, because it's not worth the risk of getting hurt.  With projectile weapons, you change the cost/benefit analysis.  Even if the other person is also armed, if you get off a good shot first, you can walk away with no physical injury at all.  It's not logical to expect you will always be the one to get the good shot off first, but in heated situations like this, you aren't thinking logically.
 
2013-02-05 10:04:33 PM

dk47: enderthexenocide: i lived in an apartment where the people who lived above us allowed their dog to piss on their balcony so it dripped down onto our patio, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc, etc.  anyway, we called the office and they got evicted because of it.  nobody had to die.

KNow how I know you didn't read the article?


I think it's a matter of magnitude. Putting dog shiat on someone's porch and being trashy doesn't compare to a double murder and 3 orphans. I'm sure you would have such a stern view of justice if these were your family or something.
 
2013-02-05 10:06:04 PM

phrawgh: arentol: To be fair, the whole armed society polite society doesn't really apply when the other guy is unarmed.

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Well, he should have armed himself.


"You just shot an unarmed couple!"
"Well they should have armed themselves...if they're going to decorate my porch with their dog's shiat."
"You'd be Chung Kim, killer of women and children."
"That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed the owners of just about anything thats walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Mama, for what your parents dog did to Ned! (My porch's name is Ned)"

/My favorite movie
 
2013-02-05 10:06:16 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: lostcat: AverageAmericanGuy: There was a story a little bit after the 9/11 attacks where some guy got rowdy on a plane and the passengers subdued him, hogtied him, and left him bound on the floor of the galley. Due to the posture he was forced into, belly down and back arched, he suffocated and died.

Rude people, litterers, and people with no consideration for others deserve the scorn and violence they get.

So it's only a matter of time before someone puts a bullet in the back of your skull then, with an attitude like that.

How rude!


Yeah, I expect to be bludgeoned to death in the near future.
 
2013-02-05 10:06:18 PM
Gun salesman Greenlight provider of the year.
 
2013-02-05 10:07:10 PM

gadian: Yay another thread proving that if you have a gun, you'll be more likely to use it for every problem you have.


I agree. My candy dish was lacking, so I fixed that problem.
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2013-02-05 10:08:32 PM
Thanks for the greenlight, Obama!
 
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