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(Badass Digest)   Yo dawg, we heard you liked Star Wars so we added some more Star Wars to Star Wars   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Yo Dawg, Star Wars, Simon Kinberg, Bob Iger, Star Wars sequel trilogy, Lawrence Kasdan, Seven Samurai  
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10348 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Feb 2013 at 9:03 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-05 09:12:07 PM  
10 votes:
2013-02-05 10:19:47 PM  
5 votes:
"Meesa just found out Imma gettin my own movie!"

2013-02-06 09:22:26 AM  
3 votes:
2013-02-05 09:40:57 PM  
3 votes:

Klippoklondike: I would love to see a movie about Grand Moff Tarkin.

Vice City or San Andreas?
2013-02-06 02:23:47 AM  
2 votes:
I would would like to see a TV series spinoff with a young Yoda as a bodega manager on a Yiddish galactic planet populated by muppet characters.
2013-02-05 11:31:33 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-05 09:46:19 PM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: [ image 670x688]


[ image 630x280]


Why is Bueno Excelente standing in front of Greedo?
2013-02-06 11:33:20 AM  
1 vote:
Can't wait to see "Dagobah Babies".
2013-02-06 11:31:56 AM  
1 vote:

Aboleth: Actually I can think of one really annoying downside to this and other upcoming Star Wars news: A million rehashed Star Wars jokes from now til the movie gets released whenever. AND it's a good bet that in 3 months, someone'd have 'shooped Yoda on a Star Wars: Grumpy Old Men poster or something like that if they haven't already.

It's like when Disney bought Star Wars. There still are people who think pictures of Vader with Mickey Mouse ears is goddamn hilarious. It was farking old 12 hours after the announcement!

Duh. That's because it is funnier to have Darth Goofy.
2013-02-06 09:28:55 AM  
1 vote:
Call me a dreamer, but I would like to see an Avengers vs Star Wars film.

Why? Just farking because. Doesn't even need to make sense. Explain it as magic, wormholes, a booze filled Tony Stark hallucination whatever.
2013-02-06 07:05:51 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: KarmicDisaster: fusillade762: KarmicDisaster: Don't care any more. Never even saw the last movie.

Give us a Culture movie!

/You have a good memory.

Nah, I have you Farkied as a Banks fan. I like to keep track of my fellow sci-fi enthusiasts :)

Read that as "Binks fan" (as in Jar-Jar) and thought "wow, meanest Farkie ever".
2013-02-06 06:51:29 AM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: frestcrallen: [ image 500x365]

Is... is that an ice cream maker?
2013-02-06 06:33:38 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone else excited about the Cantina band movie coming in 2014?  Or perhaps Uncle Owen Goes Farming?
2013-02-06 12:54:17 AM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: JonZoidberg: Ghastly: frestcrallen: [ image 500x365]

Is... is that an ice cream maker?

Yep, it belonged to George Lucas, if the rumors are correct.

So it seems. I just checked it out on Wookiepedia and there is a whole back story to that guy. I never recalled seeing a guy running around Cloud City with an ice-cream maker under his arm (supposedly a computer core).

Computer core my butt.  It's a cryo freeze pod full of little soldiers.  Between that guy and Lando, the only black guys in the universe, they have to repopulate the universe somehow.
2013-02-06 12:42:23 AM  
1 vote:

Neeek: .5% of Star Wars

Total Star Wars Franchise Revenue = $27,000,000,000

27,000,000,000 x 0.005 = $135,000,000.
2013-02-05 11:48:12 PM  
1 vote:

Aboleth: [ image 850x874]
I used to read this comic. Let's see. Up front: Wedge on center. Next line, L-R. Dllr Nep the Sullustan, Plour Illo the Queen of Eiattu (when the series started, she was piebald), Corran Horn, defector Soontir Fel (and father of Han's son-in-law), badly mulletized Tycho Celchu and Winter. Old guy in green behind then is General Horton Salm. The Mon Cal is Ibtisam, the Quarren in Nrin Vakil, ironically the best of friends. Don't remember the others, but I would guess Hobbie is in the X-Wing cockpit and Janson is on the ladder.

/preemptive NEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDDSSS!!!! slashies.
2013-02-05 11:47:08 PM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: LesserEvil: [ image 300x324]
"Meesa just found out Imma gettin my own movie!"

Ghastly: Last time this happened we got the Ewok movie.

Jar Jar goes to Endor...


On the bright side, we'll see a new Star Wars movie by the end of this year.
2013-02-05 11:18:44 PM  
1 vote:
What about Artoo's love interest?

2013-02-05 11:09:32 PM  
1 vote:

I can't believe he's worth over 5 Billion dollars . . . and I ended up doing cartoon voice-overs . . .
Luke, There wasn't anything you could have done.
Shut up Leia
2013-02-05 10:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
I want to see a Blues Brothers-style movie about the Catina Band.
2013-02-05 10:09:38 PM  
1 vote:
Sigh @ the double comment fail!
2013-02-05 10:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

KarmicDisaster: Don't care any more. Never even saw the last movie.

Damn, you're cool. No really, you're awesome.
2013-02-05 09:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
*and Gozer standing next to Nien Numb?
2013-02-05 09:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
I would love to see a movie about Grand Moff Tarkin.  The guy was one of only 2 men in the entire universe than could tell Darth Vader what to do.  That is a badass dude, and I'm sure they could turn him into a more 3 dimensional character with some empathy since starwars is sorely lacking in Empathetic bad guys.

(It's hard to empathize with Anakin considering he nearly killed his baby's mama, tried to kill his mentor, murdered children and went genocidal on the sand people)
2013-02-05 09:19:26 PM  
1 vote:
I detect a disturbance in the Force.  This will end up uglier than the inside of a scarlac.
2013-02-05 08:36:42 PM  
1 vote:
Disney to nerds: We gonna bleed yo asses dry.....
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